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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
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#REDIRECT [[2616: Deep End]]
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
 
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
 
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
 
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
 
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
 
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
 
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
 
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
 
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
 
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
 
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
 
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
 
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
 
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
 
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
 
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
 
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
 
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
 
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
 
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
 
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
 
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
 
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
 
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
 
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
 
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
 
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
 
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
 
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
 
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
 
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
 
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
 
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
 
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
 
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
 
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
 

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