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Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK >YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE >YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS >YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES >YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW >YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES >YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS >YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM >YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN" >YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE" >YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST >YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19 >YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE >YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE" >YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP >YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION >YOU WILL REJECT GOD >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY >YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD >YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS >YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES >YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK" >YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN >YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES >YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN >YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS >YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM >YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS >YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK >YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO >YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION >YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER >YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY >YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL >YOU WILL OWN NOTHING >AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.