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| + | Randall Munroe vandalizes the wiki. |
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| − | | date = May 16, 2022
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| − | | title = Health Data
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| − | | image = health_data.png
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| − | | titletext = Donate now to help us find a cure for causality. No one should have to suffer through events because of other events.
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| − | ==Explanation==
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| − | {{incomplete|Created by A CASUALTY OF CAUSALITY - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
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| − | Cueball is at the hospital for some form of check-up. Ponytail comes in to inform him of the tests they have ran, but her statements are frustrating, vague, and tautological. She says that his health data has revealed some "variables" but dances around what those variables are, only that they are the number one cause of "outcomes." This is tautological, simply defining what the words "variables" and "outcomes" mean.
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| − | Cueball tries to cut to the root of the issue by asking "what are my chances of survival?" Ponytail asks what is Cueball's family history, but rather than asking if his family has a history of similar symptoms to Cueball himself she is just asking if he has any family history whatsoever, another unhelpful inquiry as it does nothing to help with Cueball's questions.
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| − | ==Transcript==
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| − | :[Cueball and Ponytail are talking to each other. Cueball is sitting on an examination table and Ponytail, in a doctor's coat, is reading from a clipboard.]
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| − | :Ponytail: I'm taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn't look good.
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| − | :Ponytail: You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables.
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| − | :[Ponytail looks up.]
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| − | :Cueball: Is that... bad?
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| − | :Ponytail: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes.
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| − | :Ponytail: The past is a big contributor to the future.
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| − | :[Ponytail takes her arm with the clipboard down.]
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| − | :Cueball: Isn't that just causality?
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| − | :Ponytail: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.
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| − | :Cueball: So what are my odds?
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| − | :Ponytail: Do you have a family history?
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| − | :Cueball: Of what?
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| − | :Ponytail: Just, in general.
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| − | :Cueball: ...Yes?
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| − | :Ponytail: Oh no.
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| − | {{comic discussion}}
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| − | [[Category:Doctor Ponytail]]
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