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| + | ==The CUNNY oath== |
| − | | number = 2627
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| − | | date = June 1, 2022
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| − | | title = Types of Scopes
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| − | | image = types_of_scopes.png
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| − | | titletext = An x-ray gyroscope is used to determine exactly which toppings they included in the pita.
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| − | ==Explanation==
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| − | ''Electron microscopes'', ''electron telescopes'' and ''radio telescopes'' are special forms of microscopes and telescopes, respectively. This comic explores what you could do with a hypothetical "electron ___-scope" and "radio ___-scope" for other words also ending in -scope (namely: periscope, stethoscope, kaleidoscope, gyroscope and horoscope). The definition of the word itself ("regular ___-scope") is also given.
| + | I swear that I will dedicate myself to tiny immature cunny for the rest of my life. |
| − | | + | I know that my rightful place as a gemson is inside tight child pussies. |
| − | The third column often plays on different meanings of the word ''radio:'' 1) related to radiation and 2) a device for receiving radio communication or broadcasts.
| + | I swear that I will never have sex with a post-wall granny. |
| − | | + | I know that my big white cock overwhelms their senses. |
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| + | I swear that I will never let a single drop of cunny juice go wasted. |
| − | |+ What the words could mean according to the comic
| + | I know that cunny is superior, and that it is only right for me to claim these underdeveloped wombs. |
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| + | I will have sex with my little sister, her friends, and my daughter. And I will enjoy it. |
| − | ! Word !! Regular ___-scope!! Electron ___-scope !! Radio ___-scope
| + | If a JB needs her clit sucked, I will be there for her. |
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| + | If a JB needs cum inside her too, I will give myself up to her. |
| − | | Micro- || ''Really exists'' || ''Really exists'' || Simply a microscope for looking at your radio.
| + | As long as I live, I will be a addicted to cunny. |
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| + | This is my oath as a cunnyCHAD. |
| − | | Tele- || ''Really exists'' || ''Really exists'' || ''Really exists''
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| − | | Peri- || Periscopes allow submarine crews to watch what happens above the water surface, without exposing the submarine to enemy observers, or enemy radars. In practice, periscope use is minimized because periscopes are still observable, but to a lesser degree. || An electron microscope seemingly mounted on a periscope. Examining enemy boats like a periscope, with the detail of an electron microsope. This would not be useful in combat. || In principle, the German navy has invented radio periscopes during World War 2. The {{w|Metox radar detector}}'s early antenna had to be built up after surfacing, and dismantled before diving. Later, the fixed ''Bali'' antenna could act like a true periscope, in order to detect aircraft and ships that were using radar to hunt submarines.
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| − | | Stethoscope
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| − | || A medical device for listening to sounds made by a patient's body, for example the heart. Has a disc-shaped resonator that is placed against the patient's skin.
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| − | || If the resonator is emitting electromagnetic radiation, it could burn the skin due to its close proximity.
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| − | || Normally, the sounds are transmitted to an earpiece that the examiner wears. There are also recording stethoscopes. A radio stethoscope would transmit the sound either directly via radio waves, or send it to a radio station such as NPR where it could then be broadcasted.
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| − | | Kaleidoscope || || Seemingly a pun of electron "collide"-oscope, as electron collisions generate {{w|Bremsstrahlung}}. ||
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| − | | Gyroscope || Gyroscopes are used for {{w|inertial navigation}}, for example. || || In theory, radio waves could be sent around in a triangular pattern, thus replicating the existing {{w|ring laser gyroscope}}.
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| − | | Horoscope
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| − | || In common usage, predictions or advice given based on the position of stars and planets. Proven to be unscientific junk.
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| − | || Predictions based on the position of a particle, such as an electron. In a funny twist, the exact location of an electron cannot be determined, due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
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| − | || Predictions or advice given based on the radiation emitted by exploding stars or galaxies.
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| − | The title text makes a pun on "gyroscope" and the Greek foods {{w|Gyros}} and {{w|Pita}}.
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| − | to live in the pod, to eat the bugs, to trust the science - these are the noble persuits
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| − | ==Transcript==
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| − | Content is a table, with column headings "Regular ''Blank'' Scope", "Electron ''Blank'' Scope", and "Radio ''Blank'' Scope". Row headings are "Micro", "Tele", "Peri", "Stetho", "Kaleido", "Gyro", and "Horo".
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| − | ;Regular Microscope
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| − | :Look at small stuff
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| − | ;Electron Microscope
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| − | :Look at ''really'' small stuff
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| − | ;Radio Microscope
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| − | :Figure out why your radio broke
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| − | ;Regular Telescope
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| − | :Look at stuff that's far away
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| − | ;Electron Telescope
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| − | :Detect cosmic rays
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| − | ;Radio Telescope
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| − | :Look at distant high-energy stuff
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| − | ;Regular Periscope
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| − | :Look for enemy ships
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| − | ;Electron Periscope
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| − | :Examine the hull of an enemy ship for structural flaws
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| − | ;Radio Periscope
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| − | :Let the crew of your submarine listen to NPR
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| − | ;Regular Stethoscope
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| − | :Listen to a patient's chest
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| − | ;Electron Stethoscope
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| − | :Burn a patient's skin
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| − | ;Radio Stethoscope
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| − | :Play the noises from a patient's chest on NPR
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| − | ;Regular Kaleidoscope
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| − | :See cool shapes and colors
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| − | ;Electron Kaleidoscope
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| − | :See cool Bremsstrahlung
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| − | ;Radio Kaleidoscope
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| − | :Another word for the "Scan" button
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| − | ;Regular Gyroscope
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| − | :Balance by spinning
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| − | ;Electron Gyroscope
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| − | :Another word for electromagnet
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| − | ;Radio Gyroscope
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| − | :Another word for turntable
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| − | ;Regular Horoscope
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| − | :Get random life advice
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| − | ;Electron Horoscope
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| − | :Predict a particle's quantum state
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| − | ;Radio Horoscope
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| − | :Get random life advice from exploding galaxies
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| − | {{comic discussion}}
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