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| number    = 2657
 
| date      = August 10, 2022
 
| title    = Complex Vowels
 
| image    = complex_vowels.png
 
| titletext = Pronouncing [ṡṡċċḣḣẇẇȧȧ] is easy; you just say it like the 'x' in 'fire'.
 
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==Explanation==
 
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In mathematics, complex numbers are numbers including both real numbers and imaginary numbers. A complex number can be expressed as "''a'' + ''b''i" where ''a'' and ''b'' are real numbers, but the latter is combined with i, the imaginary part, to convey a multiple of the square root of negative one. When expanding the one-dimensional number line with an imaginary axis, it becomes two-dimensional with any 'b' component being represented perpendicularly away from the original 'real' line.
 
 
 
[[File:Ipa-chart-vowels.png|thumb|200px|The IPA vowel chart]]
 
In phonetics, the vowelspace is represented as two-dimensional. This is non-abstract: the y axis represents vowel height (i.e. how close or far the tongue is from the top of the mouth) and the x axis represents frontness/backness (i.e. how close or far the tongue is from the teeth). In an analogy to the addition of a new dimension in mathematics, two-dimensional vowelspace becomes '''three'''-dimensional with a new axis.
 
 
 
In linguistics ə is the schwa symbol, the most common vowel sound in English polysyllabic words (the a in comma or the e in letter). The schwa symbol looks like a reversed e symbol (the base of natural logarithms).
 
 
 
This comic conflates complex numbers in mathematics with "complex vowels" in linguistics. This creates a series of sounds which cannot be properly processed by the human brain. This is similar to the cliche of "black speech" in Lovecraftian horror, a language created by alien beings with different vocal patterns than humans.
 
 
 
The linguist in the comic appears to be {{w|Gretchen McCulloch}}, as previously depicted in [[2421: Tower of Babel]] and [[2381: The True Name of the Bear]].
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
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The comic shows the creation of a cursed vowel by adding 1/2 i to the normal vowel [ə], thus creating a very odd looking symbol.
 
 
 
A linguist appears to be saying said cursed vowel, causing two people nearby to put their hands to their heads
 
 
 
{{comic discussion}}
 

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