2672: What If? 2 Flowchart/Table
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| Congratulations, you have acquired a copy of What if? 2! (out today, [xkcd.com/whatif2]) | What do you want to do today? |
| What do you want to do today? | I don't know: Reflect on your life |
| ^ | Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor? |
| ^ | Brunch: Where do you go? |
| Do you like your neighbor? | Yes: Page 78 |
| ^ | No: What do you want to bring? |
| What do you want to bring? | Jupiter: Page 70 |
| ^ | Iron vapor: Page 18 |
| ^ | Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid? |
| ^ | My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes? |
| Do you think bugs should get paid? | Yes: Page 96 |
| ^ | No: Reflect on your life |
| Where do you go? | The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen? |
| Are you wearing sunscreen? | Yes: Page 319 |
| ^ | No: How do you want to visit? |
| How do you want to visit? | Briefly, via teleporter: Page 314 |
| ^ | I want to land a probe on the surface: Page 323 |
| How do you get there? | Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter? |
| ^ | Plane: Page 83, Are you flying near any strong magnets? |
| ^ | Car: How do you want to drive? |
| Where do you sit in the helicopter? | On the rotor: Page 6 |
| ^ | Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets? |
| Are you flying near any strong magnets? | Yes: Page 171 |
| ^ | No: Okay, there's the diner! |
| Okay, there's the diner! | Keep driving forever: Page 128 |
| ^ | Stop: What food do you order? |
| What food do you order? | The sun: Page 303 |
| ^ | Breadsticks: Page 299 |
| ^ | Ammonia: Page 284 |
| ^ | A cloud: Page 195 |
| ^ | Soup: How much soup? |
| How much soup? | 1 bowl: Page 197 |
| ^ | 1040 bowls: Page 1 |
| How do you want to drive? | Fast: Page 180 |
| ^ | With a bird: Page 171 |
| ^ | Normal: Does this road lead to Rome? |
| Does this road lead to Rome? | Yes: Pick a different road |
| ^ | No, but it should: Page 154 |
| ^ | No: Okay, there's the diner! |
| Pick a different road | Does this road lead to Rome? |
| Okay, there's the diner! | Keep driving forever: Page 128 |
| What do you really want to do? | I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: Page 43 |
| ^ | I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs? |
| ^ | I want a dog: Get a dog |
| What kinds of things about eggs? | True things: Page 300 |
| ^ | False things: Page 258 |
| Get a dog | Are you satisfied? |
| Are you satisfied? | Yes: Fulfillment! |
| ^ | No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs |
| Get more dogs | Enough? (1) |
| Enough? (1) | Yes: Fulfillment! |
| ^ | No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs |
| More dogs | Enough? (2) |
| Enough? (2) | Yes: Fulfillment! |
| ^ | No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: Page 308 |
| Have you committed any crimes? | Not sure: Page 255 |
| ^ | Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes |
| ^ | No: Do you want to? |
| Do you want to? | No: Page 255 |
| ^ | Yes: Page 258 |
| Travel back in time to undo your crimes | Page 277 |
