2679: Quantified Self

Kill cockroaches. Behead cockroaches. Roundhouse kick a cockroach into the concrete. Slam dunk a cockroach baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy turks. Defecate in a cockroaches food. Launch cockroaches into the sun. Stir fry cockroaches in a wok. Toss cockroaches into active volcanoes. Kick a cockroach in the testicles. Urinate into a cockroaches gas tank. Judo throw cockroaches into the wood chipper. Twist cockroaches heads off. Report cockroaches to the IRS. Karate chop cockroaches in half. Curb stomp pregnant black cockroaches. Trap cockroaches in quicksand. Crush cockroaches in the trash compactor. Liquefy cockroaches in a vat of acid. Eat cockroaches. Dissect cockroaches. Exterminate cockroaches in the gas chamber. Stomp cockroaches skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cockroaches in the oven. Lobotomize cockroaches. Mandatory abortions for cockroaches. Grind cockroach fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown cockroaches in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cockroaches with a ray gun. Kick old cockroaches down the stairs. Feed cockroaches to alligators. Slice cockroaches with a katana.