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{{w|Windows ME}} was a widely criticized version of the {w|Windows operating system}}, hated for it's bugs and general lack of usability. {{w|Steve Ballmer}} is the current CEO of {{w|Microsoft}}, the company that created Windows. He is known for his frequent seemingly drunken outbursts and outlandish behavior in public.
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{{w|Windows ME}} was a version of {{w|Microsoft Windows}} widely criticized for its bugs and general lack of usability. {{w|Steve Ballmer}} is the CEO of Microsoft since 2000, and is known for his frequent seemingly drunken outbursts and outlandish behavior in public.
  
The curve in the comic is named after Steve Ballmer, presumably because of the relationship it depicts between drunkenness and competence; Ballmer in his seemingly state of constant intoxication fits the idea of the theory well. Programmers are often known for their heavy drinking habits, and hackfests and programmer conferences tend to offer copious amounts of alcohol. The graph depicted in the comic offers a reason for this drinking obsession; that it actually makes programmers better at their job in the right doses. This is turned into a sideways jab at Windows ME as [[Cueball]] uses it as an example of an overdose in alcohol.
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The curve in the comic is named after Steve Ballmer, presumably because of the relationship it depicts between drunkenness and competence; Ballmer in his seemingly state of constant intoxication fits the idea of the theory well. Programmers are often known for their heavy drinking habits, and {{w|hackfest}}s and programmer conferences tend to offer copious amounts of alcohol. The graph depicted in the comic offers a reason for this drinking obsession; that it actually makes programmers better at their job in the right doses. This is turned into a sideways jab at Windows ME as [[Cueball]] uses it as an example of an overdose in alcohol.
  
The title text refers to the supposed efficiency of Apple in delivering alcohol directly to the bloodstream via {{w|Intravenous therapy}}, or IV.
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The title text refers to the supposed efficiency of Apple in delivering alcohol (here, {{w|schnapps}}) directly to the bloodstream, supposedly in precise quantities via {{w|Intravenous therapy}}, or IV.
  
 
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Revision as of 13:36, 7 February 2013

Ballmer Peak
Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.
Title text: Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.

Explanation

Windows ME was a version of Microsoft Windows widely criticized for its bugs and general lack of usability. Steve Ballmer is the CEO of Microsoft since 2000, and is known for his frequent seemingly drunken outbursts and outlandish behavior in public.

The curve in the comic is named after Steve Ballmer, presumably because of the relationship it depicts between drunkenness and competence; Ballmer in his seemingly state of constant intoxication fits the idea of the theory well. Programmers are often known for their heavy drinking habits, and hackfests and programmer conferences tend to offer copious amounts of alcohol. The graph depicted in the comic offers a reason for this drinking obsession; that it actually makes programmers better at their job in the right doses. This is turned into a sideways jab at Windows ME as Cueball uses it as an example of an overdose in alcohol.

The title text refers to the supposed efficiency of Apple in delivering alcohol (here, schnapps) directly to the bloodstream, supposedly in precise quantities via Intravenous therapy, or IV.

Transcript

[A graph with "programming skill" on the X-axis and "blood alcohol concentration" on the Y one.]
[A man is making a presentation with the graph.]
Cueball: Called the Ballmer Peak, it was discovered by Microsoft in the 80's. The cause is unknown but somehow a B.A.C between 0.129% and 0.138% confers superhuman programming ability.
Cueball: However, it's a delicate effect requiring careful calibration--you can't just give a team of coders a year's supply of whiskey and tell them to get cracking.
Spectator: ...Has that ever happened.
Cueball: Remember Windows ME?
Spectator: I knew it!


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Discussion

There might be a joke also about the fact that schnapps can be made out of apples, but I'm not too sure about it though (don't know, for instance, if the average American guy will think of apples when talking about schnapps). - Cos (talk) 13:40, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for the hint, I did add a small statement on this.--Dgbrt (talk) 19:27, 27 June 2013 (UTC)
I would have thought apple uses something like Schnapples (hint: don't look it up at urbandictionary.com). 12:28, 28 June 2013 (UTC)

The Ballmer Peak definitely exists, though the needed alcohol level is most likely higher and might be different for each person (source: I tried it myself). But be prepared for some WTF moments the next day (surprisingly in the positive way). Zilti (talk) 16:43, 28 April 2013 (UTC) Is there any hope of citing the fact the Apple uses automated IVs of Applejack?

The Trivia section cites "the above mentioned speech at Google" - however, no speech at Google is mentioned above it. Amoorthy (talk) 19:07, 17 April 2014 (UTC)

It was the source of ,1337 but I was looking for it myself, so I have changed the text to make this clear Kynde (talk) 21:43, 22 April 2014 (UTC)

I support this theory. Once I came back home drunk (to some level) and for a strange reason I had a hell of a programming night. I never forgot. And also thought it was the alcohol. Although that never repeated again with programming, it happened again with physical exercises. I think this phenomenon can be applied to many/all other activities too. 162.158.90.192 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Thought of this comment while reading this article: http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190919-the-maze-puzzle-hidden-within-an-early-video-game?utm_source=pocket-newtab - a particularly clever(?) table for procedural maze generation was developed by a programmer who "told me it came upon him when he was drunk and whacked out of his brain."

Doesn't the (seemingly) old woman in the crowd look like Grace Hopper? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Commodore_Grace_M._Hopper%2C_USN_%28covered%29_head_and_shoulders_crop.jpg --172.69.166.205 03:42, 8 November 2021 (UTC)

hey this reminds me of that musician who played and singed better the more drunk he was An user who has no account yet (talk) 13:22, 5 September 2023 (UTC)