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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball with skateboard and gear and Megan are talking.]
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:[Man with skateboard and gear and woman are talking]
:Cueball: "Why race him?" He's ''Captain Reynolds!''
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:Man: "Why race him?" He's ''Captain Reynolds!''
:Megan: Mr. Fillion is an actor. Firefly was years ago.
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:Woman: Mr. Fillion is an actor. Firefly was years ago.
  
:[They go over to a computer; Cueball is using a phone and presumably looking up a phone number.]
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:[They go over to a computer; the man is using a phone and presumably looking up a phone number]
:Megan: He has his own life to live, and I'm sure the last thing he wants to do is indulge a fan by playing Mal for him.
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:Woman: He has his own life to live, and I'm sure the last thing he wants to do is indulge a fan by playing Mal for him.
  
 
:Meanwhile...
 
:Meanwhile...
:[Nathan Fillion is standing in front of a mirror in a trenchcoat.]
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:[Nathan Fillion is standing in front of a mirror in a trenchcoat]
 
:Nathan: (into the mirror) Name's Captain Reynolds, ma'am. *ahem* Name's Captain Reynolds, ma'am.
 
:Nathan: (into the mirror) Name's Captain Reynolds, ma'am. *ahem* Name's Captain Reynolds, ma'am.
 
:Someone offpanel: Nathan? Telephone!
 
:Someone offpanel: Nathan? Telephone!
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:Someone offpanel: *sigh*
 
:Someone offpanel: *sigh*
  
:[Nathan and Cueball talk on the phone.]
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:[Nathan and the skateboarder talk on the phone]
:Cueball: So, how about we race for charities?
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:Skateboarder: So, how about we race for charities?
  
 
:Nathan: Sure. Always did want a charity of my own.
 
:Nathan: Sure. Always did want a charity of my own.
  
:Cueball (between panels): Come again?
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:Skateboarder (between panels): Come again?
  
 
:Nathan: You know, boxes in supermarkets collecting food. 'Course, ought to tack up a list sayin' which wines I like best...
 
:Nathan: You know, boxes in supermarkets collecting food. 'Course, ought to tack up a list sayin' which wines I like best...
  
:Cueball: Uh, that's not quite—
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:Skateboarder: Uh, that's not quite—
 
:Nathan (over the phone): Listen, I'm the captain here.
 
:Nathan (over the phone): Listen, I'm the captain here.
:Cueball: ...I just got goosebumps when you said that.
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:Skateboarder: ...I just got goosebumps when you said that.
  
:Nathan: Yeah, happens to me too whenever I get captainy. I cut such a strapping figure.  
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:Nathan: Yeah, happens to me too whenever I get captainy. I cut such a strapping figure. Buckle! Swash! All right, let's do this race.
:Nathan: Buckle! Swash!
 
:Nathan: All right, let's do this race.
 
  
 
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