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>someone "shitposts" on /soy/ about bombing someplace with his nitrate fertilizer
| number    = 793
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>he actually did it and bombed central park tower, NY, killing thousands immediately and tens of thousands more in the aftermath
| date      = September 15, 2010
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>the manifesto was posted and addressed to the sharty shortly before
| title    = Physicists
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>all major world governments, including the united states, agree by a slim vote to ban hate speech forever to prevent more from being radicalized into neonazis and harming more oppressed transwomen of color
| image    = physicists.png
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>the sharty is one of the 50,000 websites to never be hosted again
| titletext = If you need some help with the math, let me know, but that should be enough to get you started! Huh? No, I don't need to read your thesis, I can imagine roughly what it says.
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>all files pertaining to it memoryholed, all soyjaks are deleted, and all jannies are tracked and arrested for allowing hate speech
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>kuz executed for crimes against humanity (letting the central park bomber get away with it)
 
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>meat is set to be regulated by next year due to climate concerns; insects will replace it as the main protein source
==Explanation==
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>2023 sure is going to be a great year
This comic shows a view that many physics students, upon first encountering a well-known problem, think that it is not a difficult problem, since they think they can fix it using an extremely simplified model. The obvious problem with this is that if it was that simple to solve the problem to a useful degree, there wouldn't be an entire department studying the problem. This attitude leads to great annoyance from those who have probably spent years and years working on the problem, hence the Cueball with balled up fists, implying that he wants to punch the physics major.
 
 
 
This argument is similar to the {{w|spherical cow}}, an idea that basic models taught in early physics classes only work in frictionless vacuums, as shown in [[669: Experiment]].
 
 
 
The title text takes the dismissive attitude to its logical extreme. The comment "liberal-arts majors can be annoying sometimes" seems to be referencing the stereotype that they're all elitist know-it-alls.
 
 
 
[[Cueball]] later behaves similarly in [[1831: Here to Help]].
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
:[Cueball stands at a blackboard covered in equations and diagrams, an open laptop and scattered paper at his feet. His fists are balled in anger and there is a little angry squiggle over his head. A Cueball-like physicist stands behind him, arms out in a shrug.]
 
:Physicist: You're trying to predict the behavior of <font color=gray><complicated system></font>? Just model it as a <font color=gray><simple object></font>, and then add some secondary terms to account for <font color=gray><complications I just thought of></font>.
 
:Physicist: Easy, right?
 
:Physicist: So, why does <font color=gray><your field></font> need a whole journal, anyway?
 
 
 
:[Caption below the panel:]
 
:Liberal-arts majors may be annoying sometimes, but there's ''nothing'' more obnoxious than a physicist first encountering a new subject.
 
 
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
 
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
 
[[Category:Physics]]
 

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