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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:[The panels are arranged top to bottom. The first is set above a larger image.]
 
:[The panels are arranged top to bottom. The first is set above a larger image.]
:Friend: So, are you guys out of the woods?
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:Conversant: So, are you guys out of the woods?
 
:Cueball: We don't know.
 
:Cueball: We don't know.
:Friend: Well, did the treatment work?
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:Conversant: Well, did the treatment work?
 
:Cueball: We don't know.
 
:Cueball: We don't know.
  
:[Cueball's next few lines are set by themselves in their own panels, arranged around a larger image.]
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:Cueball (off-panel): I always assumed that when you got cancer, they gave you a prognosis, then treated you, and at the end of treatment either you beat it or you died.
:Cueball: I always assumed that when you got cancer, they gave you a prognosis, then treated you, and at the end of treatment either you beat it or you died.
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:[The diagram shows a simple highway. Starting at the bottom, with diagnosis for five lanes, the road travels through a cloud of treatment, after which two lanes disappear, and three continue. Later on, there's another offramp labeled 'cancer "comes back"', which loops back into the treatment cloud. Otherwise, the highway enters a later cloud called survive.]
 
 
:[The diagram shows a simple highway. Starting at the bottom, with diagnosis for five lanes, the road travels through a cloud of treatment, after which two lanes disappear, and three continue. Later on, there's another off-ramp labeled 'cancer "comes back"', which loops back into the treatment cloud. Otherwise, the highway enters a later cloud called survive.]
 
 
 
 
:Cueball: And I knew sometimes it "recurred," which I assumed meant back to square one.
 
:Cueball: And I knew sometimes it "recurred," which I assumed meant back to square one.
 
:Cueball: But that's turned out not to be quite right.
 
:Cueball: But that's turned out not to be quite right.
  
:[Back to Cueball and his friend.]
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:[Back to the two people.]
 
:Cueball: Once most cancers spread out into your body, they're incurable.
 
:Cueball: Once most cancers spread out into your body, they're incurable.
 
:Cueball: If your 10-year prognosis is 60%, that means a 40% chance that some cancer will slip past the treatment and get out.
 
:Cueball: If your 10-year prognosis is 60%, that means a 40% chance that some cancer will slip past the treatment and get out.
  
:[The frame zooms in to show just Cueball.]
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:[The frame zooms just to show the second person.]
 
:Cueball: So they kill all the cancer they can find, and then you're a "survivor." But your odds are still 60%.
 
:Cueball: So they kill all the cancer they can find, and then you're a "survivor." But your odds are still 60%.
  
:[The panel zooms in further, now showing only Cueball's top half.]
 
 
:Cueball: They can't scan for individual cancer cells. The only way to know if it worked is to wait for tumors to pop up elsewhere.
 
:Cueball: They can't scan for individual cancer cells. The only way to know if it worked is to wait for tumors to pop up elsewhere.
 
:Cueball: If you go enough years without that happening then you were in the 60%.
 
:Cueball: If you go enough years without that happening then you were in the 60%.
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:[There's an extra large panel, with a small one floating inside it.]
 
:[There's an extra large panel, with a small one floating inside it.]
:[The panel shows fifty-two lanes emerging from the cloud of 'Treatment'. Signs show 1 year, 2 years, 3 years, 4 years, 5 years, 6 years. Lanes branch off and fade into darkness earlier on the right, with some lanes continuing off the top of the panel.]
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:[The panel shows roughly fifty lanes emerging from the cloud of 'Treatment'. Signs show 1 year, 2 years, 3 years, 4 years, 5 years, 6 years. Lanes branch off and fade into darkness earlier on the right, with some lanes continuing off the top of the panel.]
  
 
:[Inset panel.]
 
:[Inset panel.]
:Friend: Man.
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:Conversant: Man.
:Friend: Fuck cancer.
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:Conversant: Fuck cancer.
 
:Cueball: ''Seriously.''
 
:Cueball: ''Seriously.''
  

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