Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Danish, seen in 1027: Pickup Artist
First appearance 377: Journal 2
Known appearances 27

Danish is a stick figure character in xkcd. She is very similar in appearance to Megan, but has heavier hair. Personality-wise, she is to Black Hat as Megan is to Cueball.

Like most xkcd characters, her real name is unknown. The name "Danish" is picked from when Black Hat called her "my dearest darling danish", as a term of endearment, in 515: No One Must Know. As she replies to him with "my lovely cutie pie", Black Hat's name should thus have been Pie, but he already had a better name. Obviously this is not her name but just part of the joke that they call each other cake names, i.e. danish pastry and Pie. But it is as good a name as any.

A girl that physically looks like Danish appeared in 139: I Have Owned Two Electric Skateboards, long before she was introduced in the Journal series. She has also appeared in 515: No One Must Know and 542: Cover-Up, in which she appears to be in a continued romantic relationship with Black Hat


Danish is characterized by her cynicism and devilish tricks; and physically by her hair, which is somewhat longer than Megan's.