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Why did I just type the following in, when doubtless someone else has already done this..?
 
Why did I just type the following in, when doubtless someone else has already done this..?
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...a former great post just went to the main page.
:Found in Google autocomplete)
 
:Why do whales jump
 
:Why are witches green
 
:Why are there mirrors above beds
 
:Why do I say Uh
 
:Why is sea salt better
 
:Why are there trees in the middle of fields
 
:Why is there not a pokemon MMO
 
:Why is there laughing in TV shows
 
:Why are there doors on the freeway
 
:Why are there so many SVCHOST.EXE running
 
:Why aren't there any countries in Antarctica
 
:Why are there scary sounds in Minecraft
 
:Why is there kicking in my stomach
 
:Why are there two slashes after http
 
:Why are there celebrities
 
:Why do snakes exist
 
:Why do oysters have pearls
 
:Why are ducks called ducks
 
:Why do they call it the clap
 
:Why are Kyle and Cartman friends
 
:Why is there an arrow on Aang's Head
 
:Why are text messages blue
 
:Why are there mustaches on clothes
 
:Why are there mustaches on cars
 
:Why are there mustaches everywhere
 
:Why are there so many birds in Ohio
 
:Why is there so much rain in Ohio
 
:Why is Ohio weather so wierd
 
:Why are there male and female bikes
 
:Why are there bridesmaids
 
:Why do dying people reach up
 
:Why aren't there varicose arteries
 
:Why are old klingons different
 
:Image: :Why are there squirrels
 
:Why is programming so hard
 
:Why is there a 0 Ohm resistor
 
::They used to be called "jumpers" and were made out of wire. With surface mount there are no holes to stick wires in so they just made jumpers in a resistor outline. {{unsigned|ExternalMonolog|13:47, 26 August 2013}}
 
:Why do Americans hate soccer
 
:Why od rhymes sound good
 
:Why do trees die
 
:Why is there no sound on CNN
 
:Why aren't Pokemon real
 
:Why aren't bullets sharp
 
:Why do dreams seem so real
 
:Why do testicles move
 
:Why are there psychics
 
:Why are hats so expensive
 
:Why is there caffeine in my shampoo
 
:Why do your boobs hurt
 
:Why aren't economists rick
 
:Why do Americans call it soccer
 
:Why are my ears ringing
 
:Why are there so many avengers
 
:Why are the Avengers fighting the X-Men
 
:Why is Wolverine not in the Avengers
 
:Why are there ants in my laptop
 
:Why is Earth tilted
 
:Why is space black
 
:Why is outer space so cold
 
:Why are there pyramids on the moon
 
:Why is NASA shutting down
 
:Why are there tiny spiders in my houise
 
:Why do spiders come inside
 
:Why are there huge spiders in my house
 
:Why are there lots of spiders in my house
 
:Why are there spiders in my room
 
:Why are there so many spiders in my room
 
:Why do spider bits itch
 
:Why is dying so scary
 
:Why is there no GPS in laptops
 
:Why do knees click
 
:Why aren't there E grades
 
:Why is isolation bad
 
:Why do boys like me
 
:Why don't boys like me
 
:Why is there always a Java update
 
:Why are there red dots on my thighs
 
:Why is lying good
 
:Image: :Why is sex so important
 
:Why are there slaves in the bible
 
:Why do twins have different fingerprints
 
:Why are Americans afraid of dragons
 
:Why are there swarms of gnats
 
:Why is there phlegm
 
:Why are there so many crows in Rochester, MN
 
:Why is psychic weak to bug
 
:Why do children get cancer
 
:Why is poseidon angry with odysseus
 
:Why is there ice in space
 
:Image: :Why are there ghosts
 
:Why is there an owl in my backyard
 
:Why is there an owl outside my window
 
:Why is there an owl on the dollar bill
 
:Why do owls attack people
 
:Why are AK47s so expensive
 
:Why are there helicopters circling my house
 
:Why are there gods
 
:Why are there two spocks
 
:Why is Mt Vesuvius there
 
:Why do they say T Minus
 
:Why are there obelisks
 
:Why are wrestlers always wet
 
:Why are oceans becoming more acidic
 
:Why is Arwen dying
 
:Why aren't my quail laying eggs
 
:Why aren't my qual eggs hatching
 
:Why aren't there any foreign military bases in America
 
:Why is HTTPS crossed out in red
 
:Why is there a line through HTTPS
 
:Why is there a red line throught HTTPS on Facebook
 
:Why is HTTPS important
 
:Image: :Why aren't my arms growing
 
:Why are my boobs itchy
 
:Why are cigarettes legal
 
:Why are the ducks in my pool
 
:Why is Jesus white
 
:Why is there liquid in my ear
 
:Why do Q Tips feel good
 
:Why do good people die
 
:Image: :Why aren't there guns in Harry Potter
 
:Why are ultrasounds important
 
:Why are ultrasound machines expensive
 
:Why is stealing wrong
 
:((The following are vertical.))
 
:Why are there weeks
 
:Why do I feel dizzy
 
:Why is YKK on all zippers
 
:Why are trees tall
 
:Why do iguanas die
 
:Why aren't there dinosaur ghosts
 
:Why are dogs afraid of fireworks
 
:Why is there no king in England
 
:Why is life so boring
 
:Why is there lava
 
:Why are there female Mr Mimes
 
:Why is GPS free
 
:Why is there Hell if god forgives
 
 
They probably need error-checking/rearranging/something.  And feel free to delete this entire comment if it becomes superfluous. [[Special:Contributions/178.104.103.140|178.104.103.140]] 10:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 
They probably need error-checking/rearranging/something.  And feel free to delete this entire comment if it becomes superfluous. [[Special:Contributions/178.104.103.140|178.104.103.140]] 10:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 
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:Just copied your comment into the transcript area. [[Special:Contributions/72.246.0.10|72.246.0.10]] 13:12, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
*Just copied your comment into the transcript area. [[Special:Contributions/72.246.0.10|72.246.0.10]] 13:12, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
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::I did delete it here, just because it's copied to the main page. Thanks for your great work!--[[User:Dgbrt|Dgbrt]] ([[User talk:Dgbrt|talk]]) 22:18, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
  
 
Although I appreciate the LOTR reference, is this really the intent?  What is Randall's wife's name? Delete if this is a bridge too far into personal life. --[[Special:Contributions/131.70.204.120|131.70.204.120]] 16:29, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 
Although I appreciate the LOTR reference, is this really the intent?  What is Randall's wife's name? Delete if this is a bridge too far into personal life. --[[Special:Contributions/131.70.204.120|131.70.204.120]] 16:29, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

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Why did I just type the following in, when doubtless someone else has already done this..? ...a former great post just went to the main page. They probably need error-checking/rearranging/something. And feel free to delete this entire comment if it becomes superfluous. 178.104.103.140 10:19, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Just copied your comment into the transcript area. 72.246.0.10 13:12, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
I did delete it here, just because it's copied to the main page. Thanks for your great work!--Dgbrt (talk) 22:18, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Although I appreciate the LOTR reference, is this really the intent? What is Randall's wife's name? Delete if this is a bridge too far into personal life. --131.70.204.120 16:29, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

I answered all the questions, for my amusement. Feel free to use any answers you deem appropriate or accurate enough for the wiki. 213.66.207.152 20:06, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

I'm confused that answers are being presented in different formats. Is the hyperlinked transcript a temporary state before answers are transferred to the table? Or is the transcript just a cleaner and more desirable alternative?