Talk:1616: Lunch

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... I don't think pizza is that bad. Those are sort of things people could really eat ... -- Hkmaly (talk) 13:36, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

That's not that gross, IMO. Tomato sauce is pretty much thought of as thick tomato juice. White bread. Salt. Normal things. And this seems to be assuming I wouldn't want to eat a brick of cheese. I do this regularly-ish with brie. International Space Station (talk) 13:51, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

Cut the cheese to thick slices and put it on pieces of bread to make a few sandwiches, spread the tomato sauce on other pieces of bread for a few more sandwiches. Put the salt on the tomato sauce, or on a few other pieces of bread. Completely nice lunch (though with the ingredient amounts pictured, it would be a lunch for 2-3 people).
Incidentally, when I listed the ingredients to my mother, she immediately said "pizza Margarita". --162.158.180.191 19:22, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

I'm not American, so what does he mean by cheese and grease soaked vegetables? 162.158.153.101 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

The cheese is a common ingredient in the pizza seen in the comic, which might be a plain cheese pizza. As for the veggies, this might be a reference to french fries, which is essentially potatoes cooked in a deep fryer which is filled with oil (though I can't be sure with the English definition correlation between grease and oil). 108.162.218.148 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
On this side of the lake pizza's made with dough (white bread), tomato sauce, cheese, and apparently salt the way Randall makes it. Some people put veggies on their pizza, which later get greasy and oily thanks to the cheese; nothing to do with french fries, though I'm told fries on pizza is actually pretty good Though I suppose you'd call them chips over there. -- Legofan613 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Salt is usually an ingredient in dough, although why it's listed separately is anyone's guess. Rawmustard (talk) 16:55, 14 December 2015 (UTC)
Many pizza places (at least in the central/midwest of the US) will put salt down under the dough to help prevent it sticking to the pan, and also to add a little flavor. Examples would be places like Donatos, Little Cesars, Marions, LaRosas, as well as many Chicago-style pizza joints. The big chains tend not to do this though, not sure why because in my opinion it's details like that that really make the smaller places more delicious. Domino (talk) 17:28, 14 December 2015 (UTC)Domino

I believe that the "grease soaked vegetables" refers to a "caesar salad" or similar salad arrangement containing oil-based dressing and other ingredients with high fat content. Spongebog (talk) 17:23, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

Cueball is eating the pizza in turns: I'm trying to be healthier, so after I eat this brick of cheese, I'll have a spoonful of grease-soaked vegetables. This means he's eating a pizza that has just a spoonful of vegetables. A Caesar salad would be much bigger. 108.162.221.17 20:03, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

I wonder if the joke was derived from the "healthy eating" craze here in the US at least. That is, people who spend copious amounts of time pouring over nutrition and ingredient labels to understand what it is they are actually eating. For most foods bought already prepared from the grocery store, the individual ingredients can range from bizarre (if you are not a chemist) to unappetizing. Perhaps Randall thought about it one step further and realized that any meal when broken into its macro components sounds unappetizing.--R0hrshach (talk) 17:33, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

Not to mention, Cheese on pizza is'nt real cheese (At least, not on the deep freeze supermarket kind of pizza): at least half of it is some fat and a binder. Yuk. However if cueball skips the salt (blood pressure!) and ads some veggies it might make a healthy lunch if he also adjusts the amounts to something more sensible. -- IshouldRealyGetAUserNameHere

And this is why I don't use frozen supermarket "cheese". Martin (talk) 21:59, 14 December 2015 (UTC)
It used to be widely believed that excess salt raises blood pressure, but recently the medical profession are beginning to realise that this isn't the case. If you already have high blood pressure for other reasons then reducing your salt intake can help, but healthy people don't need to worry about how much salt they have. Martin (talk) 21:59, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

White bread: flour, water, salt, yeast. Pizza dough: flour, water, olive oil, salt, yeast. Why did Randall list the salt separately when it would have made more sense to mention olive oil? Martin (talk) 21:51, 14 December 2015 (UTC)

Half a pound of cheese - what kind of pizza is this? -- 198.41.235.131 00:11, 15 December 2015 (UTC)

One with not enough cheese on it..? ;) (Although, seriously, I bought a 746g (~1½ lbs, but actually slightly more) block of cheese, today... I'm sure that while I could eat a third of that, in one go, it would more likely be by way of two deliciously-thick cheese sandwich toasties, rather than covering and/or crust-stuffing an extra-cheesy pizza. For a pizza to have that much cheese, I'd expect it to be multiple types of cheese, for interesting flavour contrasts...) 162.158.152.227 00:35, 15 December 2015 (UTC)