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One assumes this is a software development environment or similar
 
 
{|
 
!Statement
 
!Explanation
 
|-
 
|Oh, just hit both shift keys to change over to QWERTY.
 
| Likely has keyboard in DVORAK
 
|-
 
|Caps lock is control. And spacebar is capslock.
 
| Changing Caps Lock to a "more useful" key is common. However to change an even larger key to be capslock (Space) is odd
 
|-
 
|And two-finger scroll moves through time instead of space.
 
|Two finger scrolling is often used to move through a document or application on a mousepad or touchscreen device - this could be seen as moving through space (despite the cursor not actually being real). Randall is presumerably making a comment re: Space Time continuum or similar?
 
|-
 
|Once I've used a computer for a while no one else will ever use it again.
 
|It is unlikely that any user who tries using a computer configured like this would be expecting it and would find the workflow very hard - they are unlikely to ask again to use Cueball's computer
 
|}
 
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.197|141.101.99.197]] 07:55, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
 
 
Just a minor point QWERTY is not the standard "Roman" keyboard but "English" as "French" is AZERTY and German is something else. The other thing is that just the change from US to UK can really mess things up, $>£ is trivial as @ not only moves, but the symbol keys all seem to do different things. [[User:RIIW - Ponder it|RIIW - Ponder it]] ([[User talk:RIIW - Ponder it|talk]]) 08:58, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
Just a minor point QWERTY is not the standard "Roman" keyboard but "English" as "French" is AZERTY and German is something else. The other thing is that just the change from US to UK can really mess things up, $>£ is trivial as @ not only moves, but the symbol keys all seem to do different things. [[User:RIIW - Ponder it|RIIW - Ponder it]] ([[User talk:RIIW - Ponder it|talk]]) 08:58, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
:Yeah, in the UK I often have to use a Windows box misconfigured as US, where @ is in the wrong place.  At work, one had a postit note explaining how to get the @ symbol, until I spent all of 5 seconds fixing it.  Worse though is Apple, who insist on using US keyboard layout even in the UK. [[User:Cosmogoblin|Cosmogoblin]] ([[User talk:Cosmogoblin|talk]]) 09:24, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
:Yeah, in the UK I often have to use a Windows box misconfigured as US, where @ is in the wrong place.  At work, one had a postit note explaining how to get the @ symbol, until I spent all of 5 seconds fixing it.  Worse though is Apple, who insist on using US keyboard layout even in the UK. [[User:Cosmogoblin|Cosmogoblin]] ([[User talk:Cosmogoblin|talk]]) 09:24, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
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Apple has a feature actually called time machine to go back to old file versions. Sebastian --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.88.62|162.158.88.62]] 12:00, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
Apple has a feature actually called time machine to go back to old file versions. Sebastian --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.88.62|162.158.88.62]] 12:00, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
I can only imagine the mouse wheel. I use a free spinner, so it sounds fun... And something to get my machine to hate me
 
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.62.159|162.158.62.159]] 13:59, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
  
 
Sounds like my laptop. Because I primarily use the nipple as a pointer,and the trackpad is in a good position for the thumb, I changed the trackpad to be a scrollpad, so it doesn't move the cursor, it moves content. I have given up on trying to explain the setup, they always end up just scrolling around on the screen and tapping the trackpad like it was a mouse-button.[[Special:Contributions/162.158.114.70|162.158.114.70]] 15:03, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
 
Sounds like my laptop. Because I primarily use the nipple as a pointer,and the trackpad is in a good position for the thumb, I changed the trackpad to be a scrollpad, so it doesn't move the cursor, it moves content. I have given up on trying to explain the setup, they always end up just scrolling around on the screen and tapping the trackpad like it was a mouse-button.[[Special:Contributions/162.158.114.70|162.158.114.70]] 15:03, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
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:Just a thank you
 
:Just a thank you
 
Just wanted to thank whoever kept and greatly improved my original revision stating that Caps Lock->Ctrl is common on *nix systems. I realize my original edit was terse but I'm stuck on mobile for the time being.  [[Special:Contributions/172.68.78.46|172.68.78.46]] 07:06, 5 March 2017 (UTC)
 
Just wanted to thank whoever kept and greatly improved my original revision stating that Caps Lock->Ctrl is common on *nix systems. I realize my original edit was terse but I'm stuck on mobile for the time being.  [[Special:Contributions/172.68.78.46|172.68.78.46]] 07:06, 5 March 2017 (UTC)
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I can only imagine the mouse wheel. I use a free spinner, so it sounds fun... And something to get my machine to hate me
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[[Special:Contributions/162.158.62.159|162.158.62.159]] 13:59, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
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One assumes this is a software development environment or similar
 +
 +
{|
 +
!Statement
 +
!Explanation
 +
|-
 +
|Oh, just hit both shift keys to change over to QWERTY.
 +
| Likely has keyboard in DVORAK
 +
|-
 +
|Caps lock is control. And spacebar is capslock.
 +
| Changing Caps Lock to a "more useful" key is common. However to change an even larger key to be capslock (Space) is odd
 +
|-
 +
|And two-finger scroll moves through time instead of space.
 +
|Two finger scrolling is often used to move through a document or application on a mousepad or touchscreen device - this could be seen as moving through space (despite the cursor not actually being real). Randall is presumerably making a comment re: Space Time continuum or similar?
 +
|-
 +
|Once I've used a computer for a while no one else will ever use it again.
 +
|It is unlikely that any user who tries using a computer configured like this would be expecting it and would find the workflow very hard - they are unlikely to ask again to use Cueball's computer
 +
|}
 +
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.197|141.101.99.197]] 07:55, 3 March 2017 (UTC)
  
 
Should this page be added to Category:Dvorak? There may be a reference to it, but it can't be for sure. [[User:625571b7-aa66-4f98-ac5c-92464cfb4ed8|625571b7-aa66-4f98-ac5c-92464cfb4ed8]] ([[User talk:625571b7-aa66-4f98-ac5c-92464cfb4ed8|talk]]) 23:36, 6 March 2017 (UTC)
 
Should this page be added to Category:Dvorak? There may be a reference to it, but it can't be for sure. [[User:625571b7-aa66-4f98-ac5c-92464cfb4ed8|625571b7-aa66-4f98-ac5c-92464cfb4ed8]] ([[User talk:625571b7-aa66-4f98-ac5c-92464cfb4ed8|talk]]) 23:36, 6 March 2017 (UTC)

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