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Your new galaxy will be delivered in only 3 billion years, to a drop-off point only 1 million light years from your home planet. With this cutting-edge protogalaxy, which will be mature upon delivery, you will find incredible features such as: | Your new galaxy will be delivered in only 3 billion years, to a drop-off point only 1 million light years from your home planet. With this cutting-edge protogalaxy, which will be mature upon delivery, you will find incredible features such as: | ||
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| − | + | * intriguing dense matter that does not emit radiation, you'll never have enough | |
| − | + | * unique and enthralling galactic formations, each with ancient magical myths told in history by the spacefaring lifeforms | |
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Revision as of 00:09, 21 May 2022
Congratulations, you won a brand new galaxy!
Your new galaxy will be delivered in only 3 billion years, to a drop-off point only 1 million light years from your home planet. With this cutting-edge protogalaxy, which will be mature upon delivery, you will find incredible features such as:
- supermassive black hole
- exotic spacefaring lifeforms
- intriguing dense matter that does not emit radiation, you'll never have enough
- unique and enthralling galactic formations, each with ancient magical myths told in history by the spacefaring lifeforms
- and the ability to grow brand new stars!
172.70.114.247 00:07, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
Comments
Slightly creepy, NGL172.69.34.10
- Warning, horrible content: The universe was created by the severed bloody hands of google employees convincing phone manufacturers to ditch the previous phone backends and explode the google play store throughout reality in a mess of intergalactic gore. Our planet developed from an angrybirds download, nourished by the decaying corpse of the owner who played it all their life. 172.70.110.209 20:37, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
So apparently this is a real thing, which I never knew wikipedia:Angular_diameter_distance#Turnover_Point 108.162.221.81 20:46, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
Could be related to comic 1422, what with both containing expanding phones analogous to some cosmic structure. 172.70.130.105 21:46, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
- 1422 has been crapped. 172.70.126.221 21:50, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
So confusing…I thought that 13 billion years ago they had flip phones. JohnHawkinson (talk) 22:32, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
Before this explanation is marked “complete” it had better mention that “sinking into dilute blood” is a terrible (one could even say ignorant or stupid) description of red shift, completely missing the fundamental cause and completely distorting the effect. 108.162.216.159 23:23, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
Hooray!
Something good is happening!!!!!! 172.70.126.215 21:22, 20 May 2022 (UTC)
- No. It just means you can't get a date tonight. Again. (I presume you're the "crap"per, right? Eager to fill your own worthless life by making everybody else actually feel useful... How ironic.) 172.70.91.36 00:08, 21 May 2022 (UTC)
