Talk:279: Pickup Lines
"Is your father a thief? because that's totally my jetta you parked outside." looks similar to a "because he stole the brightest star in the heavens to make you", or altenatively starting differently as "Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart." But I don't know what to insert into the Explanation. There may be other alternative 'originals'.
The Title-Text line is definitely a perversion of "That <piece of clothing> looks good on you, but would look even better on my bedroom floor." Unless you can think of anything else.
(No, I've not used any of these, before you ask. Although maybe they would have been preferable to what I have used.) 188.8.131.52 01:06, 20 June 2013 (UTC)