Talk:791: Leaving

RIP, dearly beloved wife who died in a freak accident with a supermarket shelf while trying to buy spray cleaner. Davidy²²[talk] 02:18, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

She is survived by lonely dude staring at cat vomit. Cflare (talk) 20:58, 7 August 2014 (UTC)

While - after getting the bad news - he raced down the flight of stairs, tripping, falling, rolling, and breaking his neck against the wall at the end of the stairs, the cat was cleaning itself. When it heard the impact downstairs it jumped startled, went over into the patch of sun, laid down, and said, "Meow!" It survived them both...