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| − | Warning: By continuing on this page or participating on the discussion page, you are acknowledging that you are at risk of being stapled. The owner of this page takes full responsibility in doing so.
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| | + | I will assume you're here either to say something or to find information about me. The former can be fulfilled on my discussion page, and here are some things about me for the latter: |
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| + | *My favorite xkcd characters are [[Beret Guy]] and [[Danish]] |
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| + | *I prefer making diction- or organization-related edits, although I also do content-related ones when able to do so. |
| − | | + | *I have made made {{#cscore:Char Latte49|changes}} changes to this wiki, resulting in a score of {{#cscore:Char Latte49|score}} (how this is calculated I am not entirely sure). |
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| − | | image = [[File:BeretGirl.png]]
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| − | | caption = {{{caption|My only known appearance. Fun fact: I am very hard to get a clear picture of.}}}
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| − | | label2 = Known appearances
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| − | | data2 = [[User:BlackHat|Black Hat]] and [[User:Danish|Danish]]'s pages, as well as here.
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| − | | data3 = [[Special:ContributionScores|{{#cscore:Char Latte49|score}}]]
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| − | | data4 = Bun-counting secretary; stapler gun-wielder
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| − | | data5 = Argon
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| − | | data6 = Infrasonata
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| − | | data7 = Morse Code
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| − | | label8 = Page Power Source
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| − | | data8 = Escalator Power}}
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| − | ==Hello!==
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| − | I admire your persistence. Here's some stuff:
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| − | - I came here to eat scones and misuse staple guns, and [[User:Danish|Danish]] took my scones.
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| − | - My favorite xkcd characters are [[Beret Girl]] and [[Beret Guy]]
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| − | - I've read every xkcd comic.
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| − | - I've also read every Calvin and Hobbes strip.
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| − | - I'm rather fond of [https://xkcd.com/478/ staple guns].
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| − | - I work in the bun-counting sector of Beret Guy's business.
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| − | - Newspapers don't taste that good, but are edible in a pinch.
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| − | - I'm studying for my subduction license.
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| − | - I can create soup cables, although only chicken noodle at the moment. | |
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| − | - '''No''' I don't have a webcam, you two.
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| − | - https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html <!--Nerd sniping!--> | |
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| − | - My favorite comics: [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Comics_featuring_Beret_Guy all of these], [https://xkcd.com/1576/ I Could Care Less], [https://xkcd.com/941/ Depth Perception], [https://xkcd.com/260/ The Glass Necklace], [https://xkcd.com/162/ Angular Momentum], [https://xkcd.com/1305/ Undocumented Feature], [https://xkcd.com/769/ War], [https://xkcd.com/478/ The Staple Madness], [https://xkcd.com/1176/ Those Not Present], and [https://xkcd.com/2247/ Weird Hill]. I like a lot more, of course, but these are just a few.
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| − | =Beret Guy's Business=
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| − | Hello, and welcome to Beret Guy's Business! We offer many services, including antiques, a bikeshare program (temporary), gold-to-lead transmutation, lead-to-gold transmutation, cloud storage, and a Bun Alert system. Recently, we have also started offering curbside pickup for goods from the cursed shop on the corner, like scones, soup cables, business cards, lug nuts, gulls, fresh pears, cursed amulets, inch-thick wood cylinders for your typical Yggdrasil-type houseplant, cursed chairs, the video from ''The Ring'', and groceries. Feel free to stop by anytime!
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| − | =For my own reference=
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