...you see yourself in 5 years?'' The interviewer is attempting to see where the job seeker would like to take their career and also what their hopes and dr
...terviewer wait around for 5 years without moving to find out. And as Beret Guy expected they stayed exactly where they were. (This could be suggesting tha
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...comics, see [[:Category:Comics featuring Beret Guy|Comics featuring Beret Guy]].''</noinclude>
...[[Black Hat]], he is one of the few xkcd characters who tends to represent the same character in each appearance.
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...t]] killed Hitler in the year Hitler would have died anyway, ''after'' all the atrocities he and his government committed.
...He soon returns, commenting that he found Hitler in a very noisy bunker in the year 1945.
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...image to a normal comic, with the first normal panel being superimposed on the dark image.
...his will mean: ''The skies burn, the seas turn to blood, and the dead walk the earth!''
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| first_appearance = [[260: The Glass Necklace]]
...:''For a list of comics, see [[:Category:Comics featuring White Hat|Comics featuring White Hat]].''<noinclude>
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...ring "{{w|exoplanet}}s" or planets that exist outside of our solar system. The indication is that these planets are habitable enough for humans, even if j
...mercial spaceflight programs are interested in starting asteroid mining in the future, or even now: For example, see: https://www.planetaryresources.com.
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| title = 1000 Comics
| image = 1000 comics small.png
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...system actually live in very different worlds. Everything about you shapes the world you inhabit--from your ideology to your glasses prescription to your
*To view your personal version of the comic, visit the {{xkcd|1037|original comic}}.
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...in the same place, and the journey takes no time at all! Relativity saves the day again.
...'s travel ends only with us seeing "pretty dots" - stars in the sky. Beret Guy then tries to return light to its birthplace by using a mirror, which refle
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| titletext = Our company is agile and lean with a focus on the long tail. Ok, our company is actually a polecat I found in my backyard.
...in the title text of [[2277: Business Greetings]], also about one of Beret Guy's businesses. None of these things are common behavior.{{Citation needed}}
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| titletext = I was sure he was just getting revenge, but then he did the same thing to Carrie Underwood. Then he mailed me a scone. I think I'm givi
...roke up with him the day before, as she explains to [[Cueball]], but Beret Guy is so strange that she now can't tell if it was revenge or even if he remem
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This comic is divided into two parts, the first two rows of panels and then the third one.
The first part demonstrates a failed attempt at communication:
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| titletext = The investor elevator pitch is "Wheeeeeeee! Elevators are fun!"
This one has the art and feel of very early xkcd comics, even though those stick figures did not appear by that time.
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...{{w|chicken wings}}, meaning the customer can pay a flat price and eat all the chicken wings they want without having to pay any more.
...mference of the Earth by the last panel (and presumably continue growing). The other characters scream in horror for obvious reasons.
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| title = xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel
| titletext = I love the title-text!
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| titletext = Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.
...sion, intending to destroy whatever machine they are in, except that Beret Guy tends to be a bit surreal and brought a bag for holding pastries instead of
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...in the spot from the displaced pieces. It's a confusing maneuver known as the auto-troll shuffle.
...acters, so Congress has a lot of reservations about his {{w|résumé}}. At the time when this comic was released, Senate confirmation hearings occurred ra
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| titletext = The Pioneer anomaly is due to the force of my love.
...s as an opportunity to make yet another Your Mom joke, implying that Beret Guy's mother is fat.
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| titletext = The Banach-Tarski theorem was actually first developed by King Solomon, but his
...placing a light or candle inside. The Jack-O'-Lantern in the 3rd frame is the typical and standard design for a carved pumpkin.
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This is the second comic in the [[:Category:Well|Well]] series: The first was [[561: Well]].
...ifespan is 80 years now. So, while immortality may become a reality within the coming century, [[Ponytail]] won't live long enough to achieve it.
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