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+ | *This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the continually growing dynamic comic [[1350: Lorenz]] | ||
+ | *'''A permalink is needed''' (at least at the end of a comic) for every transcript. Else anyone could invent text. Because not all the storylines that was available to begin with will be available today. And without the link no one can prove the transcript here wrong. | ||
+ | *If you complete a part of the transcript then please add a note and a date on which this occurred. Like this: | ||
+ | **This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. (Taken from the ''Your computer is literally haunted'' branch of the BSD story on ''Why is Python importing Skynet?'' | ||
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− | + | {{notice|More panels/text have been appearing on the comic constantly since its debut (although it seems to have slowed down or stopped already after Easter 2014), so expanding this transcript is expected to be a constant work in progress.<br>We still have many storylines missing. Feel free to add more if you find them!}}<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink]) or ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink]) | |
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===Refresh Branch=== | ===Refresh Branch=== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 permalink]) |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">:[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">:[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''': | ||
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====So you're still refusing to use Facebook?==== | ====So you're still refusing to use Facebook?==== | ||
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====Wanna build a snowman?==== | ====Wanna build a snowman?==== | ||
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====Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?==== | ====Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?==== | ||
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====Did you get my e-mail yet?==== | ====Did you get my e-mail yet?==== | ||
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+ | *I'm working on this branch at the moment (may 2014) [[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 18:29, 1 May 2014 (UTC) | ||
:[They leave] | :[They leave] | ||
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:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | :[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground] | ||
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======Has this hole always been here?====== | ======Has this hole always been here?====== | ||
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======I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…====== | ======I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…====== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
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======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?====== | ======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?====== | ||
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======There's a small crack in the pavement====== | ======There's a small crack in the pavement====== | ||
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=====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?===== | =====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?===== | ||
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=====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?===== | =====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?===== | ||
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=====Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.===== | =====Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.===== | ||
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====You know. Your car's on fire.==== | ====You know. Your car's on fire.==== | ||
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===Stupid Tiles Branch=== | ===Stupid Tiles Branch=== | ||
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− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. |
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario! | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap runs away.] | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap Girl runs away.] |
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard? | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that? | ||
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− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell. |
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− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. |
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− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">But how many bathrooms? |
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− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive. |
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''': | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''': | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds... | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap''': | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!? | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! | ||
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===BSD Branch=== | ===BSD Branch=== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 permalink]) |
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap''': | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> | ||
====Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...==== | ====Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...==== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional. | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap''': ARGH! | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': ARGH! |
− | [They both stop. Knit Cap walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''': | + | [They both stop. Knit Cap Girl walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap Girl's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap Girl (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food? | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food? | ||
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time... | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time... | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''': | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then. | ||
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====Wait. What's on this other partition?==== | ====Wait. What's on this other partition?==== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password. | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password. | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''': | + | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''': |
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | <div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em"> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark | ||
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====Why is Python importing Skynet?==== | ====Why is Python importing Skynet?==== | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': ??? | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': ??? |
:[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.] | :[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.] | ||
'''Hairy''': ??? | '''Hairy''': ??? | ||
− | :[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.] | + | :[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.] |
'''Hairy''': | '''Hairy''': | ||
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:This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | :This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20. | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink]) | ||
− | :[Hairy and Knit Cap are suddenly floating in the ocean.] | + | :[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are suddenly floating in the ocean.] |
− | :'''Knit Cap''': | + | :'''Knit Cap Girl''': |
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:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's. |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's. | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's. |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[The same image appears again] | :[The same image appears again] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div> |
</div> | </div> | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink]) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink]) | ||
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[One shark appear] | :[One shark appear] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.) | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.) |
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | ||
:[Three sharks appears] | :[Three sharks appears] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
</div> | </div> | ||
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− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap's text overlaps Hairy's.) <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.) <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> |
− | :[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap.] | + | :[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap Girl.] |
− | '''Knit Cap''': | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': |
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | ||
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:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette] | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette] | ||
− | '''Knit Cap''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap - as of 2014-04-20.) | + | '''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.) |
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels) | ||
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− | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap jumps over while Hairy looks down into it] | + | :[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over while Hairy looks down into it] |
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.) | '''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.) | ||
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+ | ===Gravity Branch=== | ||
+ | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it. | ||
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===Facebook Branch=== | ===Facebook Branch=== | ||
− | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd | + | <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd permalink]) |
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