Editing Talk:2559: December 25th Launch

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Santa delivers his presents on Christmas Eve. The launch is scheduled for 9:20am French Guiana time, so Santa should be long gone during the final countdown. [[User:Barmar|Barmar]] ([[User talk:Barmar|talk]]) 06:05, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

I feel like the way it's written and also the "update" in the title text is a reference to the NORAD Santa Tracker (or maybe the Google one). I'd do it myself but it's 2AM, so can someone fact check me and possibly add it to the article assuming I'm not misremembering. Thanks, [[User:Zman350x|Zman350x]] ([[User talk:Zman350x|talk]]) 07:20, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

Launches have been stopped many times at less than 8 seconds, and Randall would be familiar with this fact.   The "unavoidable" bit of the explanation can safely (and preferably) be dropped. Given Randall's demonstrated frustration with Webb delays, the joke about the RSO shooting down Santa is almost certainly attributable to intolerance of another delay. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.130.213|172.70.130.213]] 07:45, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
:Thanks for the heads up; edited my addition. It still feels like an italicized "oh no" is too big of a reaction to a delay that's <strike>short, unique, and measurable</strike>. Maybe forcing a launch to abort at -7 seconds causes some kind of fuel combustion(??)/consumption issue that damages some of the spacecraft and requires a much longer delay? Then this could be added to the explanation. (Obviously I'm not an expert here.) Alternatively, say it takes 7 seconds to say the words in the second and third panels, so the spacecraft has already launched. [[User:Zowayix|Zowayix]] ([[User talk:Zowayix|talk]]) 08:16, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
:Edit: Found a real example of an abort delay and added to the explanation.
::I mean, it kinda feels like a “straw that broke the camel’s back” type of situation here. It’s not the incident itself, it’s everything leading up to that moment and how it probably left Cueball on edge. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.215.195|108.162.215.195]] 08:30, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

I think there's a barb here about NASA ruining xmas for a lot of people, by slipping the launch date to 25 December. [[User:Arithex|Arithex]] ([[User talk:Arithex|talk]]) 08:58, 25 December 2021 (UTC)

As far as I know, Range Safety Officers don't have ground-to-air weapons,  and are therefore incapable of shooting down Santa.  when RSO's need to kill something, they use remote detonation commands.  How any RSO managed to pre-place a self-destruct package aboard Santa's Sleigh remains an open question:  normally they only have those placed aboard the actual rocket stages.  [[Special:Contributions/172.70.130.57|172.70.130.57]] 11:15, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
:That's easy: Write Santa a letter that you want a remotely controllable self-destruct package for Christmas. It will be conveniently placed on the sleigh on December 25. This must be one of the gazillion steps on the JWST pre-launch checklist. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.91.164|162.158.91.164]] 13:14, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
:All will be revealed in the new {{w|How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film)|Grinch}} sequel, '''How the Grinch Killed Christmas''' which details how he finds work as a Range Safety Officer. [[User:Kev|Kev]] ([[User talk:Kev|talk]]) 19:12, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
实际上，“爱情”与“情爱”是紧密相连的，尤其情到深处，身体与思想的沟通无缝连接，会让爱人之间的心灵相通默契升华，即使现实生活中一地鸡毛造成的些许龌龊矛盾，也可以抚慰熨平。那些所谓的情感高手教人哄伴侣，喜欢说，当你觉得她（他）无理取闹烦扰不堪的时候，一个吻能解决所有的问题。
一个吻当然不能解决所有问题，因为只是身体上的接触，没有情感的投入，也只是短暂的感官愉悦，想要用“性”帮助相互之间的情感升华，必须有“情”。
跳蛋推薦“情爱”不同于单纯的性，美好的情爱需要彼此多站在对方的角度，照顾和考虑对方的感受，感情这个事，说到底，就是对彼此的情绪价值和心理上的满足以及安全感。长久不变的性爱方式多少会令夫妻感到厌倦，但是很多人却非常排斥情趣道具加入性爱中，其实这纯粹是一种偏见，不妨看看下面的情趣道具，它们真的能将你们的性生活变得多姿多彩，让你们的感情更加亲密无间!
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 :That's easy: Write Santa a letter that you want a remotely controllable self-destruct package for Christmas. It will be conveniently placed on the sleigh on December 25. This must be one of the gazillion steps on the JWST pre-launch checklist. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.91.164|162.158.91.164]] 13:14, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
 :All will be revealed in the new {{w|How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000 film)|Grinch}} sequel, '''How the Grinch Killed Christmas''' which details how he finds work as a Range Safety Officer. [[User:Kev|Kev]] ([[User talk:Kev|talk]]) 19:12, 25 December 2021 (UTC)
-As far as you know. The possibility of an RSO having an FIM-92G in the backseat is low, but never zero. {{unsigned ip|172.70.126.221}}
+实际上，“爱情”与“情爱”是紧密相连的，尤其情到深处，身体与思想的沟通无缝连接，会让爱人之间的心灵相通默契升华，即使现实生活中一地鸡毛造成的些许龌龊矛盾，也可以抚慰熨平。那些所谓的情感高手教人哄伴侣，喜欢说，当你觉得她（他）无理取闹烦扰不堪的时候，一个吻能解决所有的问题。
-: (For those as confused as I was, that's the Range Safety Officer (only a momentary confusion) and a Stinger Missile. Also adding their unsigned IP for them, for neatness.) [[Special:Contributions/172.70.86.68|172.70.86.68]] 17:47, 25 January 2022 (UTC)
+一个吻当然不能解决所有问题，因为只是身体上的接触，没有情感的投入，也只是短暂的感官愉悦，想要用“性”帮助相互之间的情感升华，必须有“情”。
+跳蛋推薦“情爱”不同于单纯的性，美好的情爱需要彼此多站在对方的角度，照顾和考虑对方的感受，感情这个事，说到底，就是对彼此的情绪价值和心理上的满足以及安全感。长久不变的性爱方式多少会令夫妻感到厌倦，但是很多人却非常排斥情趣道具加入性爱中，其实这纯粹是一种偏见，不妨看看下面的情趣道具，它们真的能将你们的性生活变得多姿多彩，让你们的感情更加亲密无间!
-While I like the current note about Santa being aware about this launch due to astronomy geeks asking for it as a present, I would note that Santa must already have extremely good collision avoidance system considering the speed his sleight is moving (at least 650 miles per second) to manage all deliveries over single night. -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 03:33, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
-:That's assuming Santa moves with finite speed and well-defined position.  Personally I'm a big fan of the time stop/time loop explanation.[[Special:Contributions/172.69.42.121|172.69.42.121]] 03:56, 26 December 2021 (UTC)
-Real launch aborts have occurred after T=0.  For Ariane 5 launches T=0 is ignition of the main engines.  Liftoff occurs when the solid boosters are ignited at T+6seconds.  (This is different from NASA and other American launchers where T=0 is liftoff)[[Special:Contributions/172.70.34.91|172.70.34.91]] 15:46, 27 December 2021 (UTC)
-Arguably observing Santa Claus should be prioitized over launching JWST ASAP, if Santa ''really'' appear on a flying sleigh. It could lead to completely new science if it ever happens :p [[User:Lamty101|Lamty101]] ([[User talk:Lamty101|talk]]) 08:51, 14 January 2022 (UTC)
-:It might have implications for the to-orbit industry. The speeds and other capabilities of a reindeer-guided-sleigh seem to be believed to sufficient to deliver to the ISS at the very least. But it should at least outperform LauncherOne ('only' delivering seven packages to orbit, yesterday), if not the CargoDragon/CrewDragon. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.90.121|172.70.90.121]] 09:48, 14 January 2022 (UTC)