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− | :::::'''7th-10th Panes: Balrog Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | :::::* One does not simple "give" a balrog.
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− | :::::* What? You weren't using it!
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− | :::::* Gift-wrapping's the hardest part.
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− | :::::'''7th Pane: Anagram Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy pass by a tree.]
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− | :::::Hairy: Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
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− | :::'''4th-12th Panes: Bobcat Branch'''<br>
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− | :::[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]
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− | :::Knit Cap Girl and Hairy: Aaaaa...
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− | :::[Knit Cap Girl wakes up.]
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− | :::Knit Cap Girl: Gasp [Goes to his desk.]
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− | :::Knit Cap Girl: Yawn [Sits at his desk.]
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− | :::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | :::* Might as well clear more tiles.
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− | :::* Definitely not going outside today.
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− | :::* Thank God it wasn't a bobcat.
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− | :::* Hmmm... I should buy a shovel.
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− | ::::'''13th Pane: Clear More Tiles Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl again.]
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− | ::::Hairy:
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− | ::::* Um, there's a hole in your lawn...
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− | ::::* There's someone at the door looking for you.
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− | ::::* I made an apple pie.
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− | ::::* If you want to do that, I'm rebuilding my bathroom this afternoon.
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− | :::::'''14th Pane: Hole in the Lawn Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | :::::* If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving.
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− | :::::* Damn bobcats.
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− | :::::* I just had a dream about that.
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− | ::::::'''15th-16th Panes: Damn Bobcats Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::::Hairy:
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− | ::::::* Well it was here...
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− | ::::::* I don't think it was bobcats this time. Unless they have backshoes...
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− | ::::::'''15th-22th Panes: Dream Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::::[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]
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− | ::::::Knit Cap Girl and Hairy: Aaaaa...
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− | ::::::[Knit Cap Girl wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]
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− | ::::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | ::::::* It looks like is [sic] fell from space.
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− | ::::::* I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you.
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− | ::::::* I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat.
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− | :::::::'''23th-26th Panes: Space Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::::[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]
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− | :::::::Crash!
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− | :::::::[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
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− | :::::::'''23th-34th Panes: Coming Back Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::::[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]
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− | :::::::Knit Cap Girl: Hm. I was expecting a shark.
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− | :::::::[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
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− | :::::::'''23th-30th Panes: Thrown by Bobcat Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::::[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]
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− | :::::::Knit Cap Girl: There's a mesage written on it.
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− | :::::::[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]
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− | :::::::Crash!
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− | :::::::[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
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− | ::::'''13th Pane: Thank God Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::Hairy:
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− | ::::* You just got a package. It's by the door.
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− | ::::* Why is there a bobcat on your lawn?
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− | ::::* There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn.
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− | ::::* Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard?
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− | ::::'''14th Pane: Something Weird Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | ::::* This seems familiar.
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− | ::::* Hold up. I need to get my wingsuit first.
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− | ::::* I hope it's not a giant hole.
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− | ::::* I have a bad feeling about this.
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− | ::::'''15th-18th Pane: Familiar Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]
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− | ::::Knit Cap Girl: I hope it's not a velociraptor.
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− | ::::'''15th-18th Pane: Hope Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]
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− | ::::Hairy: How disappointed are you?
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− | ::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | ::::* I was expecting a bobcat.
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− | ::::* Oh? That's the other tree.
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− | ::::* Eh, not that much.
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− | ::::'''14th-16th Panes: Do You Know Why Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]
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− | ::::Knit Cap Girl: I swear if it's a bobcat.
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− | ::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | ::::* Why did you bring me here?
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− | ::::* This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that?
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− | :::::'''17th Pane: Dream Loop Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.]
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− | ::::'''13th-14th Panes: Buy Shovel Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::[Knit Cap Girl looks at his screen wondering.]
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− | ::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | ::::* Wow! Shovels sure are expensive!
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− | ::::* Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks?
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− | ::::* How can there be 36 types of shovel??!
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− | ::::* These prices are insane! I wonder if you can rent a shovel...
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− | :::::'''15th-18th Panes: Sticks and Rocks Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::[Knit Cap Girl is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap Girl tries something at Hairy's laptop.]
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− | :::'''4th-5th Panes: Squirrel Laser Branch'''<br>
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− | :::[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]
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− | :::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | :::* Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking.
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− | :::* No, now they're just wearing wigs ironically.
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− | :::* Things may have gotten out of control a little.
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− | :::* At least it improved their haircuts.
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− | ::'''3rd Pane: Bathroom Tiles Branch'''<br>
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− | ::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | ::* But how many bathrooms?
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− | ::* That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.
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− | ::* Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.
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− | ::* Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.
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− | ::'''3rd Pane: Dinosaur Branch'''<br>
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− | ::T-Rex:
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− | ::* Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?
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− | ::* I need a hand!
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− | ::* Did you think he was joking?
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− | ::* Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.
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− | :::'''4th Pane: Crippled Arms Branch'''<br>
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− | :::T-Rex:
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− | :::* Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!
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− | :::* Also, have you heard about Tumblr?
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− | :::* Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.
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− | :::* It's not like you're using them.
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− | ::::'''5th Pane: Mobile Phone Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::[T-Rex is going to step on a house.]
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− | ::::T-Rex:
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− | ::::* I think you just entered a dead zone.
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− | ::::* Kids these days.
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− | ::::* Die you monster.
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− | :::::'''6th Pane: Dead Zone Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::[Knit Cap Girl is inside the house. He wakes up from a dream, goes outside and finds a boomerang.]
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− | :::::'''6th Pane: Kids These Days Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::[Knit Cap Girl is inside the house. He wakes up from a dream, and goes back to his computer.]
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− | :::::'''6th Pane: Die You Monster Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::[Hairy is inside the house. He wakes up from a dream, and starts singing.]
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− | :::::Hairy: [Singing] ''I woke up like this.''
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− | ::::'''5th-11th Panes: Language and Philosophy Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::[T-Rex is going to step on a house.]
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− | ::::* T-Rex: Also, your brain is like this house.
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− | :::: [Knit Cap Girl is inside the house. He wakes up from a dream and goes back to his computer.]
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− | :'''2nd Pane: Stupid Tiles Branch''' ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffdd8916-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd])<br>
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− | :[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
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− | :Hairy:
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− | :* What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway?
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− | :* Isn't that sort of meaningless?
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− | :* Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay?
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− | :* You won't believe what just fell off of your roof.
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− | :'''2nd-3rd Panes: Political Thing Branch'''<br>
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− | :Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
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− | :[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
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− | :Politician 1:
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− | :* In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
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− | :* ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?
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− | :* And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!
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− | :* I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
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− | ::'''4th Pane: Tied Birds Branch'''<br>
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− | ::Politician 2:
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− | ::* Tie a predatory bird to the car with a somewhat shorter rope so that it will scare off the rest of the birds without being able to reach them.
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− | ::* Training. That's why I support the "Airlift Act", which would put more resources into the hands of bird educators everywhere.
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− | ::* By opening and closing an umbrella near them.
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− | ::* One word: Fiscal hawks.
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− | :::'''5th Pane: Airlift Act Branch'''<br>
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− | :::Politician 1:
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− | :::* But is "Airlift" an acronym?
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− | :::* But you must agree that a bitd in the hand is worth more than three educators in the bush.
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− | :::* Incredible!
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− | :::* Wait... Is that like people who educate birds, or birds that teach?
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− | ::::'''6th Pane: Airlift an Acronym'''<br>
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− | ::::Hairy:
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− | ::::* There are birds outside tied to a car.
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− | ::::* The owls in our barn are forming a union.
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− | ::::* Or course: Avian Implemented Reuseable Lifter and Ingenuous Flight Technology!
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− | :::::'''7th Pane: Car Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | :::::* Cool, let's see who we should vote for.
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− | :::::* I know who I'm voting for.
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− | :::::* How many birds?
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− | :::::'''8th-9th Panes: How Many Branch''' ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink])<br>
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− | :::::Hairy:
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− | :::::* I call her "Serenity."
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− | :::::* So when you said birds...
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− | :::::* Liquefied bird fuel is the way to the future.
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− | :::::* Well, by “birds” and “car” I really meant a rocket. There’s totally a rocket in your lawn, man.
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− | :::::'''10th-13th Panes: You Said Birds Branch'''<br>
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− | :::::Knit Cap Girl:
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− | :::::* Wait. The birds are inside!?
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− | :::::* I needed to escape from politics anyway.
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− | :::::* All terms are relative.
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− | ::::::'''14th-19th Panes: Birds Inside Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::::White Hat: Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that!
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− | ::::::'''14th-15th Panes: Escape Politics Branch'''<br>
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− | ::::::* ‘…And let’s go live to the debate’.
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− | :::::::'''16th-26th Panes: Debate Branch''' ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8c25769e-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])<br>
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− | :::::::We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?
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| :'''2nd-3rd Panes: BSD Branch'''<br> | | :'''2nd-3rd Panes: BSD Branch'''<br> |
| :[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.] | | :[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.] |