'{{w|May you live in interesting times}}' (or, in this comic, 'may you have an interesting life') is supposedly a Chinese saying, except that a fe
:Megan: You know how some people consider "May you have an interesting life" to be a curse?
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Note that [[Randall]] uses similar diagrams in both [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], [[1501: Mysteries]] and [[2466: In Your Classroom]], which al
...The Helvetica scenario was made up by the BBC comedy show {{w|Look Around You}} in the pilot episode, which can be seen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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| titletext = If
you have any ideas, I hear
you can send them to <nowiki>
[email protected]</nowiki>.
...} || PILF || Pun of {{w|MILF pornography|MILF}}, i.e. ''Planet I'd Like to
Fuck''. Planet c is a relatively hot planet, within the habitable zone.
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:Megan: ...You say, instead of enjoying the view.
:White Hat: Documenting your life distracts you from ''living'' it. You're not really—
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| titletext = More actual results: 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You [are the best. The best thing ever]', 'Revenge is a dish best served [by a
|"You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
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...range either. Items near the top-left corner (such as the meaning of ''{{w|You're So Vain}}'') are mysterious but not really strange. Items near the botto
Note that Randall uses similar diagrams in both [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], [[1242: Scary Names]] and [[2466: In Your Classroom]], which
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...to steer a plane (airliner cockpit controls), and the little bags of water you're made of (cells). See a summary below and also the [[#Things in this book
Have you ever tried to learn more about some incredible thing, only to be frustrated
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|MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
|Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
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...y used by her supporters, hence the title. Randall then lists tips to help you cast your vote ([[#How to help|see table below]]) suggesting a personal inv
...controversial when he endorsed Obama, but that it was not the most [[388: Fuck Grapefruit#Controversy|controversial comic he had published]] at that time.
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...sed on tastiness of various flavors, which makes it very similar to [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]]. The colors are sorted in descending order (from most tasty t
...ten dictates that you should drink. Not drinking Coffee (or hating it when you do) can be a problem with all the coffee breaks and meetings held over coff
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...up after the glacier, because it will take a long time (and as she put it "Fuck Glaciers"). The problem for Megan is that she is already using her time {{w
:Ponytail: Why ... Why are you doing that?
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The comic is another comparison graph, like [[1775: Things You Learn]] or [[1701: Speed and Danger]]. It contrasts how cool something ''so
...pposed to leaving the point out, as Randall did with the coconut in [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], where it is only mentioned in the title text. This could be a
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...'' || {{w|Dartford}} || "DTF" is an abbreviation used to indicate "Down To Fuck". Dartford is a town in Kent, UK, about 10 miles SE of London. It does not
...Flagstaff station|Flagstaff Station}} || "FFS" is an abbreviation for "For Fuck's Sake." "FLG" is the code for the Flagstaff, AZ airport. Wikipedia has a
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* <code>cat [filename]</code> shows the content of the file, or "You're a kitty!" if [filename] is left blank.
** "Exactly your age/A gender you're attracted to/Far far away.", Requests for a/s/l are often not answered t
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| titletext = I take it Narnia doesn't have Cinnabons? Because if you can magic up a plate of those, I'll betray whoever.
...d taste for western palates. [[Randall]], who has made comics about [[388: Fuck Grapefruit|being unimpressed by food]] in the past, comments that he was ve
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...lem [http://www.techtimes.com/articles/154000/20160427/science-reveals-why-you-always-lose-your-socks-in-the-laundry.htm to have been researched by scient
...ary, since any two socks form a pair, and losing one is less vexing, since you can never end up with more than one unmatched sock (and losing another one
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- Objectionable words such as fuck, shit, cunt, ass, tits, cock, scrotum, bitch, Belgium, pussy, or twat
The internet is the past. Newspapers are the future! See you in the funny papers.</big>
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{{TOC}}Below, you will find the full transcript of the comic [[1037: Umwelt]]. The transcript
:[An epic void with a bright light shining right on you.]
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...nauts likened its smell and taste to burnt gunpowder, so make of that what you will.)
Other fruit opinions have previously been mentioned in [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], but it is unknown what the line would be like if Randall incl
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