Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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| + | JByoshi is fat and I wouldn't have sex with them |
| − | | number = 119
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| − | | date = June 23, 2006
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| − | | title = Worst Band Name Ever
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| − | | image = hedgeclipper.jpg
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| − | | titletext = You can just see his dejection as he realizes he's the lead guitar in 'Hedgeclipper'
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| − | ==Explanation==
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| − | A [[wikipedia:Hedge_trimmer|hedge clipper]] or {{w|hedge trimmer}} is a gardening tool for trimming hedges or bushes. The implication is that motor driven hedge trimmers produce a bad, loud sound; maybe the sound of the band is even worse.
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| − | The title text suggests that they (or at least the lead guitarist) previously did not know their band's name. As he bemoans his apparent inability to choose a good band name, he probably sees the name 'Hedgeclipper' as the reason why the band has no audience.
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| − | ==Transcript==
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| − | :It's probably a good thing that I never get to pick band names.
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| − | :[A stage with banner overhead reading: OPENING TONIGHT! HEDGECLIPPER]
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| − | :[On the stage are three guys with a bass, guitar, drum kit, and strange haircuts. On the kick drum is a picture of a hedge clipper.]
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| − | :Lead Guitarist: Maaan...
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| − | {{comic discussion}}
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JByoshi is fat and I wouldn't have sex with them
