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− | ==Explanation== | + | ==Explanation== |
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In English, letters like X and Z are rarely used in the common vernacular. Marketers have found that names with these infrequently-appearing letters sell more products. | In English, letters like X and Z are rarely used in the common vernacular. Marketers have found that names with these infrequently-appearing letters sell more products. | ||
− | + | ===Scores=== | |
+ | Scores for letters and numbers are presumably taken from their frequency in car models. Randall must have used a car-name database to create the scores. Arbitrarily Randall used positive and negative numbers: if a letter is very common in car models (as X) he calls it carlike. If a letter is very uncommon in car models (as O) he calls it English-like. With this nomenclature the most English-like letter is Y, but actually Y is the least carlike letter. The most common letter in ordinary English is E. | ||
− | + | ;Numerical order of scores | |
+ | X: 126, | ||
+ | Z: 83, | ||
+ | 5: 74, | ||
+ | J: 64, | ||
+ | 0: 60, | ||
+ | 3: 55, | ||
+ | 4: 35, | ||
+ | V: 41, | ||
+ | Q: 40, | ||
+ | K: 32, | ||
+ | C: 27, | ||
+ | G: 27, | ||
+ | M: 19, | ||
+ | S: 15, | ||
+ | L: 12, | ||
+ | R: 8, | ||
+ | 2: 6, | ||
+ | 6: 6, | ||
+ | F: 5, | ||
+ | B: -5, | ||
+ | A: -14, | ||
+ | T: -18, | ||
+ | W: -20, | ||
+ | D: -21, | ||
+ | I: -21, | ||
+ | P: -27, | ||
+ | 9: -37, | ||
+ | H: -44, | ||
+ | E: -45, | ||
+ | N: -46, | ||
+ | 7: -58, | ||
+ | 8: -67, | ||
+ | U: -68, | ||
+ | 1: -74, | ||
+ | O: -80, | ||
+ | Y: -90, | ||
− | There are 19 positive scores and 17 negative scores | + | There are 19 positive scores and 17 negative scores. |
− | + | ===Algorithm for the index=== | |
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Randall devised an index for car models which is the score average divided by 10. | Randall devised an index for car models which is the score average divided by 10. | ||
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We take 2Chainz and add the scores of its different numbers and letters: 6 +27 -44 -14 -21 -46 +83 = -9 | We take 2Chainz and add the scores of its different numbers and letters: 6 +27 -44 -14 -21 -46 +83 = -9 | ||
− | + | Average is -9/7 = -1.29 and divided by 10 it's -0.129 or -0.13. | |
− | + | ===Names to avoid=== | |
− | *Honda | + | *Honda 2Chainz - {{w|2 Chainz}} is an American rapper |
− | *Mitsubishi | + | *Mitsubishi Fhqwhgads - A reference to a running joke on {{w|Homestar Runner}}. See http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Fhqwhgads |
− | *Kia | + | *Kia 49andGothy - Gothy or gothic is a member of the {{w|goth subculture}}; most of its members are much younger than 49 |
− | *Chevrolet | + | *Chevrolet Niceguy |
− | *Oldsmobile | + | *Oldsmobile Goodwood - May be a reference to the {{w|Goodwood Festival of Speed}} |
− | *Infiniti | + | *Infiniti Toothy69 |
− | *BMW | + | *BMW Outhouse - Loose standing toilet, or {{w|Outhouse}}. |
− | *Volkswagen | + | *Volkswagen Woodpony 7oh7 - Wood ponies are wooden constructions to give kids (and sometimes adults) the feeling of riding a horse, but don't actually move. 7oh7 is a way to pronounce 707, which could be a reference to the Boeing 707 passenger jet series. |
− | *Chrysler | + | *Chrysler Uh Iono - When pronounced, sounds roughly like someone slurring "Uh, I don't know" |
− | *Nissan | + | *Nissan Doody - May reference the unfortunately named {{w|Nissan Moco}}, which is Spanish for snot |
− | + | ===Potential Hits=== | |
− | *Honda | + | *Honda 3Chainz - A play on 2Chainz in the previous section; according to the table the number 2 has a score of 6 and the number 3 has a higher score of 55; the index will go up by (55-6)/7/10=0.7. |
− | *Subaru | + | *Subaru Andre3000 - {{w|André 3000}} is an American rapper |
− | *Suzuki | + | *Suzuki Sexism - |
− | *Lincoln | + | *Lincoln Marxism - {{w|Marxism}} is a form of communism. There are various essays noting it's founder and {{w|Abraham Lincoln}} exchanged letters during the American civil war. |
− | *Hyundai | + | *Hyundai Climax - |
− | *Porsche | + | *Porsche Zizek9000 - A portmanteau referencing academic {{w|Slavoj Žižek}} and the {{w|Saab 9000}} |
− | *Lexus | + | *Lexus 3×3Cutrix - 3×3 is a play on 4×4; this car presumably has 3 wheels. |
− | *Acura | + | *Acura PizzaJazz - |
− | *Ford | + | *Ford SixAxle 4×4 - A contradictory name, as the 4×4 refers to a vehicle that has all four wheels connected to the drivetrain, which would only use two axles. |
− | *Toyota | + | *Toyota Cervixxx - A portmanteau of {{w|cervix}} and XXX rating used by pornographic industry to make titles seem more extreme (see {{w|X rating}}). It being the highest scoring item on the list may be an attempt to show that {{w|sex sells}}. |
Note that Randall gives the symbol × the value of 126, which means he equates it with the letter x. | Note that Randall gives the symbol × the value of 126, which means he equates it with the letter x. | ||
− | :index(3× | + | :index(3×3CutrixNote) = (+55 + score(×) +55 +27 -68 -18 +8 -21 +126)/9/10 = 3.22. This means that the score of the symbol × is 90×3.22 - 164 = 125.8 |
− | + | ===Title text=== | |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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| '''Certain letters and numbers are used<br/> disproportionately often in car models<br/> compared to regular text.''' | | '''Certain letters and numbers are used<br/> disproportionately often in car models<br/> compared to regular text.''' | ||
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| colspan="37" | '''Letter and number scores based on relative frequency in car model names''' | | colspan="37" | '''Letter and number scores based on relative frequency in car model names''' | ||
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− | | style="text-align:left;" | Carlike | + | | style="text-align:left;" | [Positive axis label.] Carlike |
− | || 60 | + | || 60 |
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− | || 6 | + | || 6 |
− | || 55 | + | || 55 |
− | || 35 | + | || 35 |
− | || 74 | + | || 74 |
− | || 6 | + | || 6 |
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− | || 27 | + | || 27 |
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− | || 5 | + | || 5 |
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− | || 64 | + | || 64 |
− | || 32 | + | || 32 |
− | || 12 | + | || 12 |
− | || 19 | + | || 19 |
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− | || 40 | + | || 40 |
− | || 8 | + | || 8 |
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− | || 41 | + | || 41 |
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|| '''Z''' | || '''Z''' | ||
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− | | style="text-align:left;" | English-like | + | | style="text-align:left;" | [Negative axis label.] English-like |
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− | || -74 | + | || -74 |
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− | || -58 | + | || -58 |
− | || -67 | + | || -67 |
− | || -37 | + | || -37 |
− | || -14 | + | || -14 |
|| -5 | || -5 | ||
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− | || -21 | + | || -21 |
− | || -45 | + | || -45 |
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− | || -44 | + | || -44 |
− | || -21 | + | || -21 |
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− | || -46 | + | || -46 |
− | || -80 | + | || -80 |
− | || -27 | + | || -27 |
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− | || -18 | + | || -18 |
− | || -68 | + | || -68 |
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− | || -20 | + | || -20 |
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− | || -90 | + | || -90 |
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| '''Based on these scores, here are a<br/> few suggestions for car companies:''' | | '''Based on these scores, here are a<br/> few suggestions for car companies:''' | ||
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− | | <span style="color:#808080 | + | | <span style="color:#808080">(with average letter scores)</span> |
|} | |} | ||
− | : | + | :[Left list - title underlined, brand names and numbers in light grey] |
− | + | :Names to avoid | |
− | + | :Honda 2Chainz (-0.13) | |
− | + | :Mitsubishi Fhqwhgads (-0.62) | |
− | + | :Kia 49AndGothy (-2.96) | |
− | + | :Chevrolet Niceguy (-3.09) | |
− | + | :Oldsmobile GoodWood (-4.44) | |
− | + | :Infinity Toothy69 (-4.51) | |
− | + | :BMW Outhouse (-4.85) | |
− | + | :Volkswagen Woodpony 4OH7 (-5.70) | |
− | + | :Chrysler Uh Iono (-5.65) | |
− | + | :Nissan Doody (-5.84) | |
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− | + | :[Right list - title underlined, brand names and numbers in light grey] | |
− | + | :Potential hits | |
+ | :Honda 3Chainz (0.57) | ||
+ | :Subaru Andre3000 (1.30) | ||
+ | :Suzuki Sexism (1.82) | ||
+ | :Lincoln Marxism (2.17) | ||
+ | :Hyundai Climax (2.48) | ||
+ | :Porsche Zizek9000 (3.06) | ||
+ | :Lexus 3x3Cutrix (3.22) | ||
+ | :Acura PizzaJazz (3.56) | ||
+ | :Ford SixAxle 4x4 (3.95) | ||
+ | :Toyota Cervixxx (4.85) | ||
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Charts]] | [[Category:Charts]] | ||
[[Category:Language]] | [[Category:Language]] | ||
[[Category:Math]] | [[Category:Math]] | ||
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