2714: Cold Complaints
| Cold Complaints |
 Title text: Our investigation into whining-based remedies became the first study to be halted by the IRB on the grounds that the treatment group was 'too annoying.' |
Soyjak.party, also known as The Party, the 'Party, the 'arty, soy spinoff, soyfag.sharty, soyshart.farty, the 'sharty, and countless other names is an imageboard primarily dedicated to soyjak posting datamining. The party was founded by Soot, announced on /qa/ as "made a shitty imageboard" "basedjaks [sic] must be in every thread".[1] Despite the uncerimonious debut, the date was chosen in order to commemorate the 44th anniversary of the crash of Turkish Airlines Flight 452, of course.
The party has 7 boards, but the majority of its activity is on the soyjak board /soy/, which can get hundreds of posts every hour.[2] A VPN or can be used for privacy or ban evasion since public IPs are not banned from posting, though you will still be tracked thanks to Template:Echoes formerly being a world leader in datamining technology.
Following the Great Purchase, the reluctant webmaster Soot finally handed over Soyjak.party to Kuz.
Background
According to soot, he created the imageboard "as a simple joke", and did not expect it to go far.[3]
Issues with CSAM
The party has long struggled with Child Sexual Abuse Material being uploaded, and has even on several occassions caused the Soyjak.party to go down. [4] In turn, soot has done what he can to combat its spread. The primary uploaders of CSAM to the 'party are primarily unknown, but they commonly use kuz as a scapegoat to cover their tracks.[5]
Some potential suggestions are: The Cirno spammer, p#blm, and the raging swede. In reality though, it is obviously /bant/tranny. -niggers (like p#blm) unleashing these attacks, /bant/ also has a problem with CP spam much like the sharty.
Temporal Death
On 9 January, 2022, the sharty was shut down to huge CP spam waves. On 10 January, it was revived. Just a few days later, on January 13th, the site was once again shut down, this time permanently, and with no hope of coming back. Soot said "its over". When our reporters asked "Is it really over?", all soot had to say was: "it's unequivocally, completely, and utterly over".- ↑ "made a shitty imageboard"
- ↑ "Posts per day" figure in File:Soyjak.party_plot.png
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210615092701/https://blog.soyjak.party/?p=17
- ↑ On January 9th and January 13, the party was shut down for CP.
- ↑ The myth that kuz is behind the CP attacks has been widely discredited by jakking organizations such as the dailyjak, soot, and the KolymaNET Soyjak League
