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Electromagnetic Spectrum
Sometimes I try to picture what everything would look like if the whole spectrum were compressed into the visible spectrum.  Also sometimes I try to picture your sister naked.
Title text: Sometimes I try to picture what everything would look like if the whole spectrum were compressed into the visible spectrum. Also sometimes I try to picture your sister naked.

[edit] Explanation

This panel is a play on the Electromagnetic spectrum, showing a large piece of the spectrum and examples of phenomena that absorb or emit light along the spectra. Such spectra are commonly used in physics or astronomy education contexts when discussing the nature of light. This comic extends it to absurd lengths by including examples that may be variously hyper-specific, humorous, or non-EM phenomena.

The first two scales at the bottom show the wavelength λ (in meters) and the frequency f (in Hertz) of the wave. The values are related as λ=c/f, where c is the speed of light. The last line showing Q(Gal²/Coloumb) is nonsense; Gal (Gallon) is a unit of liquid volume measurement, and Coloumb is a likely typo for Coulomb, the SI unit of electric charge. Photons do not have volume in the traditional sense of the word, and are electrically neutral (thus carrying no charge).

In 1887 the Michelson–Morley experiment proved for the first time that the aether theory was wrong. The year (1897) cited underneath the comic title may be an incorrectly-dated reference to this experiment. Nevertheless, after that time many physicists like Hendrik Lorentz or Joseph Larmor were still working on some aether theories. Albert Einsteins theory of Special Relativity in 1905 helped explain the theoretical basis for lack of aether and was a definitive step in discarding previous work.

[edit] The comic in detail

The wavelength starts at high values on the left and decreases in a logarithmic scale to the right. As a result of the inverse relationship between frequency and wavelength, the frequency scale starts at low values and increases logarithmically. The nonsense Q parameter does not change monotonically with either frequency or wavelength.

Both scales are labeled with powers of ten and with metric prefixes. For frequencies above 100 tera-Hertz, it just says "other entertaining Greek prefixes like peta- and exa- and zappa-". The last prefix should be zetta- (denoting a factor of 1021), but is intentionally mislabeled, referencing musician Frank Zappa.

Other waves

Three drawings of other types of waves than the electromagnetic type:

  • Slinky waves by a coil. These can be either longitudinal or transverse waves, depending on the manner in which the Slinky is driven. Notably Randall has drawn the Slinky as tangled up; if you've ever played with a Slinky you know how frustrating it is to untangle it.
  • The human audio spectrum (from 20 Hz to 20 kHz). The "high-pitched noise in empty rooms" refers to tinnitus.
  • "The Wave" in a stadium, a transverse wave phenomenon that travels through people.

Power and Telephone

  • "CIA (Secret)" is a joke about all the wiretapping on phones and such.

Radio and TV

  • "Shouting car dealership commercials" is a reference to the massive and often extreme advertising for car retailers.
  • Ham radio is a private amateur radio used for communication.
  • "Kosher radio" is playing with ambiguousness of the word HAM. Kosher is a Jewish law for food and it states, amongst other, that Jews are never allowed to eat meat from the unclean pigs - so no ham!
  • Some frequencies of famous FM broadcast stations. "99.3 The Fox" is a modern rock station in Vancouver, British Columbia. "101.5 The Badger" is a classic rock station in Madison, Wisconsin (home of the University of Wisconsin, whose mascot is a badger). "106.3 The Frightened Squirrel" is not a real station, but makes a play off the animal names commonly used as nicknames for either radio stations, programs, or hosts.
  • The rays controlling Steve Ballmer are nonsense, but may reference real Balmer series, a set of transitions in the hydrogen atom that produce photons in the optical and ultraviolet light range.
  • AM Amplitude modulation, VHF Very high frequency, and UHF Ultra high frequency are frequency ranges approved for commercial broadcasting companies.
  • Cell phone cancer rays is playing with the belief of many people that cell phones may cause cancer (see also 925: Cell Phones).
  • Aliens belong to a range slightly higher than the frequencies used by human communications. So they can't hear us.

Microwaves

  • SETI is the "Search for ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence" project trying to find messages from aliens. Most genuine astronomical research in this area concentrates in the microwave and radio regimes. Since aliens work at different frequencies on this diagram, that might explain why there has of yet been no positive results from SETI.
  • WIFI is the standard for wireless computer communications.
  • FHF is maybe "Fulminant high frequency"; it is not an abbreviation for any broadcasting frequency ranges.
  • Gravity waves are a phenomenon in fluid dynamics, and distinct from Gravitational waves. Neither is related to electromagnetic emission.
  • Brain waves could be a reference to Neural oscillation.
  • Sulawesi is an island in the Indian Ocean that belongs to Indonesia.

Toasters

  • This is a pun on the microwave oven, which emits light at its namesake frequencies to cook food. Microwaves work efficiently due to the presence of water molecules in food, which are rotationally excited by microwave-wavelength photons and thus heat the food. Toasters do emit infrared and visible radiation to cook food, although the process primarily operates through conduction rather than radiation.

IR (infrared)

  • Infrared belongs to heat. The reference to Superman covers his heat vision power, which has been used many times within the canon. American comedian Jack Black starred in a proposed scifi/comedy television show in 1999 titled "Heat Vision and Jack", which covered the adventures of an astronaut and his talking motorcycle.

Visible light

  • At the bottom it is split into "visible light" and "visible dark". While dark is the opposite of light in many grammatical context, in the physical sense it only reflects the absence of visible photons.
  • The human visible spectrum is shown by all colors, including octarine, the colour of magic on the fictional Discworld (in the books by Terry Pratchett).
  • On top there are two absorption spectra, hydrogen and helium. These are the two most common elements in the Sun, and their presence in the Sun's outer envelope and Earth's atmosphere does block some small frequencies from the Sun. Next come two cases of absorption in the chemical/technical meaning:
    • Depends is a brand of underwear for adults experiencing urinary or fecal incontinence. The color is consequently yellow.
    • Tampax is a brand of tampon. The color is red.

UV (ultraviolet)

  • Ultraviolet light can not be seen by humans. No entries here.

Miller Light

  • Miller Lite is a lager beer. "Light beer" typically has a lower alcohol content and calorie count, although it is also usually a light color for beer.

Empty section

  • "Main Death Star Laser" is a reference to Star Wars.

Censored under Patriot Act

  • No entry because it's censored; this is a humorous exaggeration of how much authority the government can supposedly exercise under said bill.

X-rays

  • Potatoes absorb and reflect radiation waves the same way humans do, because their chemistry and water content is very similar to the human body. Look here: Boeing uses potatoes to improve Wi-Fi signals.
  • Mail-order x-ray glasses refers to a novelty item based on an optical effect, not actual x-rays. Google Glass did not exist at the time when this comic was created.

Gamma/Cosmic rays

And finally the Title Text: Randall likes to speculate what the world would look like if humans could see radio waves, gamma waves, etc. Such a thought experiment would be pretty abstract due to the total lack of a frame of reference (since everything outside the visible light spectrum is by definition invisible and thus beyond human comprehension) but for many people that's also what makes it enticing. Randall immediately turns this profound train of thought around with a crude joke that he wants to know what the viewer's sister would look like in the nude.

[edit] Transcript

[Everything is one big panel.]
The Electromagnetic Spectrum
These waves travel through the electromagnetic field. They were formerly carried by the aether, which was decommissioned in 1897 due to budget cuts.
Other waves:
  • Slinky waves [Cueball and Megan hold the ends of a tangled slinky.]
  • Sound waves [There is a snippet of a frequency band. Between 20 Hz and 20 KHz is labeled "Audible Sound." Towards the top is a line labeled "That high-pitched noise in empty rooms."]
  • The wave [A row of people does a wave.]
[Three parallel scales are across the bottom. The first is lambda (m), ranging from 100Mm to 100fm; second is f (Hz), which starts at 1 Hz and reaches 100 THz about 2/3 of the way along, after which the labels read "other entertaining greek prefixes like peta- exa- and zappa-"; last is Q (Gal^2/Coloumb), whose labels are 17, 117, pi, 17, 42, theta, e^pi-pi, -2, 540^50, and 11^2. Above the scales and lined up accurately with the first two are the following:]
  • Power & Telephone (100Mm to 1km)
  • Radio & TV (1km to somewhere between 1m and 10cm); above that are many boxes showing subranges (AM, VHF, UHF, 14/7 NPR pledge drives, a very thin band for the space rays controlling Steve Ballmer, 99.3 "The Fox," 101.5 "The Badger," 106.3 "The Frightened Squirrel," cell phone cancer rays, CIA, ham radio, kosher radio, shouting car dealership commercials.)
  • Microwaves (a bit more than 10cm to a bit more than 1mm); it also has subranges (aliens, just below SETI, wifi, FHF, brain waves, sulawesi, gravity)
  • Toasters (about 1mm to about 100 micrometers)
  • IR (about 100 micrometers to somewhere between 1 micrometer and 1 nm); above that is a bell graph labeled "Superman"s heat vision," with a motorcycle driving up the left side labeled "Jack Black's Heat Vision."
  • Visible light (and, under it, visible dark); above that is a bell graph labeled "sunlight." There's a breakout chart above it showing the visible spectrum from 700nm (red) to 450nm (violet). There's an arrow pointing to where octarine would be, somewhere off to the side. Above that are bars showing the absorption spectra for hydrogen, helium, Depends(R) (yellow only) and Tampax(R) (red only).
  • UV (about 100nm to about 10nm)
  • Miller Light (a thin bar around 10nm)
  • An unlabeled section with a thin line above it showing the frequency of the main death star laser
  • A blocked-off portion labeled "Censored Under Patriot Act."
  • X-rays (from about 1nm to about 10pm); a line above shows the frequency of mail-order x-ray glasses. Somewhere vaguely above the 10pm mark is a potato.
  • Gamma/cosmic rays (10pm and smaller); above that is a bar marked Sinister Google Projects which also trails off into higher frequencies, and blogorays, which are slightly lower.
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Discussion

"Light particles were formerly carried by the aether, which was decommissioned in 1897 due to budget cuts." Ohh, this is so INCOMPLETE, just read the comic, I still laughing and I can't stop. --Dgbrt (talk) 18:20, 6 July 2013 (UTC)


Now why did Randall Munroe go with the old 1960s notion of putting gamma/cosmic rays at the high end of the spectrum. Back then certain events in detectors were thought to be caused by photons of higher frequency than gamma rays, but now those are known to instead be made by very energetic charged nuclei not electromagnetism. Thus "cosmic rays" not part of EM spectrum at all. --RalphSiegler (talk) 15:07, 7 July 2013 (UTC)

Any help here is welcome!

...but please discuss major changes here before. The page is still marked as incomplete, I am happy about any new ideas.--Dgbrt (talk) 21:42, 15 July 2013 (UTC)

Going forward, I'll assume Wikipedia's "Be bold" guideline applies to this wiki (although not part of the wikimedia project), too. Thus, I'll continue to make changes I consider uncontroversial without first discussing them, if I'm sufficiently confident in them, including major ones. In judging how controversial a potential change might be, I'll take the respective article's edit history and talk page into account. I try to write good edit summaries, so these should usually give you my reason or motivation for making the edit it question. If you revert them, please do tell why you disagree with the specific edit (except that is hasn't previously been discussed) in the edit summary or on the talk page, so that a discussion can actually start.
--Das-g (talk) 12:49, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
Some suggestions
  • The year 1897 might refer to Joseph Larmor's publication about the later so-called Lorentz transformation.
  • "The Wave" might also refer to the experiment/novel.
  • The actual electromagnetic spectrum of toasters is (mostly) in the IR range.
  • I'm pretty sure there is some kind of joke w.r.t censorship and the Patriot Act (afaik the Patriot Act is actually more the opposite of censoring, though i.e. making more information available—to intelligence agencies)
  • I agree with User:Das-g that X-Ray glasses unlikely refer to full-body scanners

--Chtz (talk) 00:23, 16 July 2013 (UTC)

Mail-order X-Ray glasses

I doubt "mail-order X-Ray glasses" is a reference to full body scanners, for the following two reasons:

  1. Full body scanners are heavy and bulky equipment. While —if you'd manage to order one— you can probably have it shipped to a destination of your choice, delivery will most likely not happen by mail, which would be the definition of a mail order.
  2. While it might be possible to connect certain VR goggles or similar glasses-like periphery to some full body scanners, they are usually operated with screens that do not resemble spectacles.

In my opinion, it's much more likely that a once popular a novelty item that could actually be ordered from catalogues/adverts and could sent by mail (because it was flat and light, consisting of cardboard and plastic foil) is being referenced.
-- Das-g (talk) 21:34, 29 July 2013 (UTC)

It's been a week and there have not been any replies, so if there still aren't any for another week (i.e. until 2013-08-13) I'll consider my first change to this article undisputed and re-do it. However, I will not re-do my second change without explicitly putting it up for discussion here on the talk page, first, as I expect it to be a bit more controversial. (I'll put the second change up for discussion if/when I re-do the first change, as the second only makes sense if the first is acceptable, anyway.)
--Das-g (talk) 12:08, 6 August 2013 (UTC)
Because there still weren't any replies, I've redone my first change.
--Das-g (talk) 22:30, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
X-ray glasses and your sister

Is the second sentence of the title text ("Also sometimes I try to picture your sister naked.") a reference to how X-Ray Specs were sometimes advertized?

--Das-g (talk) 22:30, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
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