Editing 2907: Schwa
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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | + | {{incomplete|Created by a ONE-VOWEL VOWEL ALIGNMENT CHART - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} | |
− | + | All the speech (as well as the title text) in this comic can be spoken, at least in some dialects and enunciations, using ''only'' a {{w|schwa}} (ə) as all its voiced vowel-sounds. It works in any dialect featuring the {{w|Phonological history of English close back vowels#STRUT–COMMA merger|STRUT-COMMA merger}}, including most of the US dialects that [[Randall]] himself would be most familiar with. Since all of the words can be spoken with only a schwa, Randall states that the schwa is so common that one can learn the English language without learning any other vowel sounds if they stick to the right conversation topics. | |
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− | + | The entire conversation, in IPA, with the only vowel being schwa, reads as such: | |
+ | :M: wəts əp? wəz dəɡ ˈɡənə kəm? dəɡ ləvz brənʧ. | ||
+ | :P: nəː ə, dəɡz stək kəz əv ə ˈtənᵊl əbˈstrəkʃᵊn. ə trək dəmpt ə tən əv ˈənjənz. | ||
+ | :M: ə. | ||
− | + | As an experiment to see you have an accent of your own which supports this effect, you could try to say “Wh'ts 'p? W's D'g g'nn' c'm'? D'g l'vs br'nch.” and “N' ', D'gs st'ck c's 'f ' t'nn'l 'bstr'ct'n. ' tr'ck d'mpd ' t'n 'f 'n'ns.”, using the same inflection at each apostrophe. | |
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− | The title text, in IPA, if only schwas were used: | + | The title text, in IPA, if only schwas were used: dəgz ˈkəz(ə)n, ðə ˈwən fɹəm ˈləndən, ɹənz ə ˈbəmbəl ləv kəlt.<!-- had to replace some instances of ʌ with ə --> Fill in the blanks by saying “D'gs c's(')n, th' 'n fr'm L'nd'n, r'ns ' B'mbl l'v c'lt.” |
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
+ | {{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} | ||
:[Megan, Cueball, and Ponytail stand in front of a dinner table, with Megan and Cueball facing Ponytail. Megan has her hand on the rightmost chair while Ponytail has her palm out.] | :[Megan, Cueball, and Ponytail stand in front of a dinner table, with Megan and Cueball facing Ponytail. Megan has her hand on the rightmost chair while Ponytail has her palm out.] | ||
:Megan: What's up? Was Doug gonna come? Doug loves brunch. | :Megan: What's up? Was Doug gonna come? Doug loves brunch. |