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| Slightly fancy protons || Hydrogen || Hydrogen || Most hydrogen atoms (specifically of the isotope H-1, making up 99.9844% of all hydrogen on Earth) are a proton and an electron. Since the electron can be removed (so only a proton remains) and you can call that a H<sup>+</sup> ion, [[Randall]] calls hydrogen atoms "slightly fancy protons".
 
| Slightly fancy protons || Hydrogen || Hydrogen || Most hydrogen atoms (specifically of the isotope H-1, making up 99.9844% of all hydrogen on Earth) are a proton and an electron. Since the electron can be removed (so only a proton remains) and you can call that a H<sup>+</sup> ion, [[Randall]] calls hydrogen atoms "slightly fancy protons".
 
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| Weird dirt || Lighter alkali and alkaline earth metals || Lithium, Beryllium || Lithium and beryllium, as some of the lightest elements, have unusual properties compared to heavier metals. Lithium, for instance, is the least dense metal on the periodic table, and is used in applications such as [https://www.rsc.org/periodic-table/element/3/lithium rechargeable batteries] and as a {{w|Lithium_(medication)|psychiatric medication}}. Beryllium is both toxic and transparent to x-rays, but also keeps its shape and stiffness over a wide range of temperatures, leading to its use in the primary mirrors of the [https://webb.nasa.gov/content/observatory/ote/mirrors/index.html#3 James Webb Space Telescope].
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| Weird dirt || Lighter alkali and alkaline earth metals || Lithium, Beryllium || Lithium and beryllium, as some of the lightest elements, have unusual properties compared to heavier metals. Lithium, for instance, is the least dense metal on the periodic table, and is used in applications such as [https://www.rsc.org/periodic-table/element/3/lithium rechargeable batteries] and as a {{w|Lithium_(medication)|psychiatric medication}}. Beryllium is both toxic and transparent to x-rays, but also keeps its shape and stiffness over a wide range of temperatures, leading to its use in the primary mirrors of the [https://webb.nasa.gov/content/observatory/ote/mirrors/index.html#3 James Webb Space Telescope]. It was also used in F1, both in brake calipers and {{w|Beryllium#Applications|internal engine parts}}, before being outlawed (due to its toxicity).
 
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| Regular dirt || Middle alkali and alkaline earth metals || Sodium, Magnesium, Potassium, Calcium || Despite being metals, these are listed as "dirt" rather than "metal." Perhaps this is because they are commonly found in dirt, as they are essential nutrients for plant life and for many other forms of life, including humans).
 
| Regular dirt || Middle alkali and alkaline earth metals || Sodium, Magnesium, Potassium, Calcium || Despite being metals, these are listed as "dirt" rather than "metal." Perhaps this is because they are commonly found in dirt, as they are essential nutrients for plant life and for many other forms of life, including humans).

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Periodic Table Regions
Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.
Title text: Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

Explanation

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The periodic table is used to arrange chemical elements based on their properties. This comic groups them together into regions with labels humorously reflecting their properties, characteristics, or uses.

Table Sections

Section Real table Elements contained Explanation
Slightly fancy protons Hydrogen Hydrogen Most hydrogen atoms (specifically of the isotope H-1, making up 99.9844% of all hydrogen on Earth) are a proton and an electron. Since the electron can be removed (so only a proton remains) and you can call that a H+ ion, Randall calls hydrogen atoms "slightly fancy protons".
Weird dirt Lighter alkali and alkaline earth metals Lithium, Beryllium Lithium and beryllium, as some of the lightest elements, have unusual properties compared to heavier metals. Lithium, for instance, is the least dense metal on the periodic table, and is used in applications such as rechargeable batteries and as a psychiatric medication. Beryllium is both toxic and transparent to x-rays, but also keeps its shape and stiffness over a wide range of temperatures, leading to its use in the primary mirrors of the James Webb Space Telescope. It was also used in F1, both in brake calipers and internal engine parts, before being outlawed (due to its toxicity).
Regular dirt Middle alkali and alkaline earth metals Sodium, Magnesium, Potassium, Calcium Despite being metals, these are listed as "dirt" rather than "metal." Perhaps this is because they are commonly found in dirt, as they are essential nutrients for plant life and for many other forms of life, including humans).
Ends in a number, let it slumber. Ends in a letter, not much better. Heavier alkali and alkaline earth metals Rubidium, Strontium, Cesium, Barium, Francium, Radium Highly reactive metals, some of which are commonly used as radioactive isotopes (which are known by a number; e.g. radium-223).
The title text mentions cesium-133 and cesium-134, with the former being the only stable isotope of cesium. The phrase, "cesium-133, let it be," in the title text is a reference to the mnemonic used to remind one how to identify and to avoid poison ivy: "leaves of 3, let it be". Cesium-134 however isn't the most notorious radioactive isotope. That would likely be cesium-137.
Boring alloy metals. Probably crucial to the spark plug industry or something. (But one of them is radioactive so stay on your toes.) The left transition metals Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium Not actually so boring, but they tend to be used as constituents (sometimes as a small but vital trace) in alloys with specific uses, including stainless steel, bulb filaments and superconductors.
A spark plug may use austenitic stainless steel, which includes chromium and (in some cases) molybdenum, for heat and oxidation resistance.
Technetium is the lightest element that has no stable isotope and is thus radioactive. Technetium is commonly used in medical imaging.
Regular metals The top transition metals Titanium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Aluminum, Silicon Commonly known metals (and one metalloid, silicon). These all have important uses in construction and other major industries.
$$$$ The platinum group Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold Rare and highly prized metals.
Weird metals The "ordinary metals" and some transition metals Gallium, Germanium, Cadmium, Indium, Tin, Mercury These are more obscure than the other metals (except tin and mercury) and tend to have fewer or more specialized uses. Mercury is also the only metal that is liquid at room temperature, and gallium melts just above that at 30 °C (86 °F).
Boron (fool's carbon) Boron Boron Just as like how pyrite is commonly called "fool's gold", Randall calls boron "fool's carbon" due to its similarities in the way both elements can make stable covalently bonded molecules. Many of boron's allotropes are also analogous with those of carbon.
You are here Nonmetals Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Phosphorus Other than hydrogen, these are all the elements required to make DNA, and they make up the majority of atoms in other biological molecules, thus placing you over here.
Murder weapons Ordinary metals and metalloids Arsenic, Antimony, Tellurium, Thallium, Lead, Bismuth, Polonium Arsenic, thallium, lead, and polonium are highly toxic and have been involved in many notorious poisoning cases. Antimony and tellurium are also hazardous, though to a lesser degree. Lead is also by far the most common metal used for making bullets, for which purpose it may be used by itself or alloyed with other metals (usually a small amount of tin, and an even smaller amount of antimony) and/or coated (most often with copper); for the reason, the term "lead poisoning", while originally referring to long term lead accumulation in the body (also called "saturnism", and known for more than 2000 years)) is sometimes used as a euphemism (often with an element of dark humor) for gunshot wounds when discussing someone's cause of death. Bismuth is the odd one out, having little toxicity at all, but it is used in lead free bullets and shot (although if this is the intention, iron really ought to be included for its own (very common) use in lead-free shot (of the variety commonly referred to as "steel shot"), in addition to its various other lethal uses).
Safety goggles required The lighter halogens + some of group 16 Fluorine, Sulfur, Chlorine, Selenium, Bromine These elements are highly reactive, so safety goggles are required. Randall has previously mentioned the nasty properties of bromine at room temperature in Extreme Boating.
Very specific health problems Iodine and radon Iodine, Radon Radon gas is formed in the radioactive decay series of uranium and thorium, which occur in trace levels in many common minerals. The gravel and concrete used in construction include such minerals, and the radon is released into air via pores and cracks in the stone and concrete. The relatively poor ventilation in underground spaces such as basements and cellars can cause the radon to accumulate rather than being released into the environment. Eventually, the radon itself decays into other elements, which are also radioactive. Radon is chemically very inert and doesn't bind to anything, but it can still be inhaled, and its daughter elements can bind to dust particles. The radioactive materials, when inhaled, can cause damage to cells, especially in the lungs, with lung cancers as a possible long-term consequence. Iodine is a required nutrient that humans need in trace amounts to remain healthy, with an iodine deficiency typically causing thyroid problems such as goitre. Radioactive iodine is easily taken into the body, deliberately to counteract hyperthyroidism (by giving the thyroid gland radiation damage) or uncontrollably due to exposure to material in nuclear fallout/accidents. Giving high doses of 'normal' iodine would ideally flush out the problematic isotope. Even comparing the two radioactive effects, these two specific health problems are entirely unrelated, and it is only by coincidence that they are corner-to-corner on the periodic table.
Lawful Neutral Noble gases Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon These elements are mostly unreactive. (The first three don't form chemical compounds at all, apart from things like unstable ionic complexes. The other two do form a few compounds, but these are rather difficult to synthesize and are quite reactive.)

Lawful Neutral is a reference to the D&D alignment chart, which gives moral categories for characters. The chart goes from Lawful to Chaotic on one axis, and Good to Evil on another. Lawful Neutral means following the law without any bias towards Good or Evil, which could be exemplified by the unreactivity of the Noble Gases.

Don't bother learning their names – they're not staying long Astatine and Period 7 from Rutherfordium onwards Astatine, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicum, Nihonium, Flevorium, Moscovium, Livermorium, Tennessine, Oganesson These elements are hard to produce in large quantities and decay within hours or less... in some cases, milliseconds. (Their names haven't exactly been stable, either, with previous multiple systems of placeholder names. For example, dubnium has been called nielsbohrium, hahnium, joliotium, unnilpentium, and eka-tantalum.)
Whoever figures out a better way to fit these up there gets the next Nobel Prize The internal transition metals Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium, Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium The lanthanides and actinides are placed awkwardly "outside" of the main periodic table, taking two elements out of their own position (not all versions with separated rows do this); there are alternative types of periodic tables with differing ways of displaying the elements, however they are usually considered either less visually appealing or more difficult to understand.

Transcript

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[A periodic table with regions labeled. Regions are marked with shapes that have rounded edges and sometimes a chemical element can be partially in two regions.]
[Hydrogen:]
Slightly fancy protons
[Lithium and beryllium:]
Weird dirt
[4 elements below:]
Regular dirt
[6 elements further below:]
Ends in a number, let it slumber
ends in a letter, not much better
[Left side of the transition metals group:]
Boring alloy metals
Probably critical to the spark plug industry or something
(but one of them is radioactive so stay on your toes)
[Most of the top row of the transition metals + aluminum:]
Regular metals
[Below the rightmost "regular metals":]
Weird metals
[Between "boring alloy metals" and "weird metals":]
$$$$
[Boron:]
Boron (fool's carbon)
[Top-center of p-block:]
You are here
[Top-right of p-block, excluding the rightmost column:]
Safety goggles required
[5 uppermost elements of the rightmost column:]
Lawful neutral
[Iodine and radon:]
Very specific health problems
[Below and to the right of "weird metals":]
Murder weapons
[Bottom row from the fourth column onwards:]
Don't bother learning their names - they're not staying long
[The lanthanides and actinides below the rest of the table, two rows of fifteen elements, arrow pointing to a conspicuous gap in the third column of the main table where the fifteenth would ordinarily be:]
Whoever figures out a better way to fit these up there gets the next Nobel Prize


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Discussion

Working on the table catalog. For ones that are part of multiple groups, I used the one that takes up the most. For split ones like Mn, I put them both. For Cs, please don't change it because Randall's American and that's how he would think of it. I know what all the elements are so please don't edit conflict me. --Purah #126 (talk) 20:50, 29 March 2024 (UTC)

I'm done. Again, please don't have an edit war over cesium and aluminum. --Purah #126 (talk) 20:50, 29 March 2024 (UTC)
What about Hahnium? ;) 172.70.163.31 20:54, 29 March 2024 (UTC)
That's only for some people in Berkeley, if someone can find evidence that he's used it before in a comic then sure lol. --Purah #126 (talk) 21:12, 29 March 2024 (UTC)
At times, dubnium, hassium, meitnerium and darmstadtium were considered for naming after Otto Hahn, and it reached several stages of international deliberation.
I actually learnt my chemistry in a (UK) lab with a wall-poster periodic table that had Hahnium shown on it. But I can't quite remember in what position, nor can I remember enough of the other differences (there being several) from the actual 'official' namings, so cannot be sure exactly what provenance it had. Pre '92, though, which rules out some of the options.
...but memorable enough for me to 'keep an eye out' for the fate of the name in later years. 172.69.43.243 21:56, 29 March 2024 (UTC)
Being a Nazi ended it for him. Russians don't like Nazis and wouldn't allow the name to go through. Meitnerium was a carefully chosen slap in the face. I wouldn't count on Hahnium happening any time soon.172.70.115.185 14:12, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

What about the two categories implied by "Ends in a number, let it slumber. Ends in a letter, not much better"? Which elements are in which? -- Dtgriscom (talk) 01:36, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

I'd say "all in both". Any given "fooium" is going to be a reactive element that (especially as you go further down) is nasty to deal with 'raw'. But not as nasty as "fooium-123", which highly suggests a nuclear decay product that will further decay. 172.71.178.218 02:39, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

Correcting some errors in the stuff about radon led me to add perhaps too much information about how it's formed, how it accumulates in basements, and how it causes health problems. I spent a few years in a lab whose primary research focus was on uranium mine waste and its consequences, so I've got some bias and blind spots. Others may want to edit it down. BunsenH (talk) 01:39, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

FWIW, the idea that radon collects in basements because of its density is a myth. It mixes with air; any variation with altitude is negligible, just as xenon and CFCs don't collect at low altitudes. BunsenH (talk) 04:42, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

I'm too lazy to add this myself, but should there be something in the explanation about the overlap between "weird metals" and "murder weapons? (I checked over it quickly, correct me if there is already something about it) EDIT - just realized this could be due to mercury being in "murder weapons" - Thexkcdnerd 02:02, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

There should be a comment on the fact that people have included that last row inside the table, [such as here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extended_periodic_table#Predicted_structures_of_an_extended_periodic_table). It makes it really long, but there's a pretty basic pattern you can extend endlessly. Every other row, you lengthen it by four more than the previous pairs of rows. Though I understand the way orbitals work that make that useful doesn't really apply after you get too far down. DanielLC (talk) 03:23, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

That has been done (not by me), now. But I also added (along the way) something about how not all PTs actually shift La and Ac out of the table. Though, honestly, I actually find it darn unusual (in my experience) to do that, often with those two under Sc and Y, and then the 'floating' groups go from up to Lu and Lr, perhaps starting with a 'repeat hint' of the eponymous elements, then Ce and Th. Otherwise, a split indicated between Group 2 and 3 and the two 14-long sets (La to Yb and Ac to No) with Lu and Lr group-3ed (more accurate to f-block?).
Actually just overturned a few piles of books to try to find my old (30+ years!) degree-level material to confirm what exactly I recall working with back then, but they're probably stashed away elsewhere. Contemporary online versions do all kinds of things, sometimes seemingly according to abstract whims and clearly there's still no 'official' concensus... Hence I left it at "not all" doing so. 172.70.85.27 09:33, 30 March 2024 (UTC)
I mean, "Lanthanide" means "Lanthanum-like". Is lanthanum like itself? It either very definitely is, pretty much pefectly,[citation needed] or it really isn't like it, for the same reason... (But, whatever the answer, we should probably say that actinide is the opposite for the actinides. To satisfy everyone!) 172.70.85.141 12:39, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

There should be a map with the elements under the bubbles Moderator (talk) 16:42, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

Currently Titanium appears twice in the table. Sebastian --172.68.110.60 20:36, 30 March 2024 (UTC)

Fixed. Some of the elements are split between "groups", but titanium is solidly in the "regular metals". BunsenH (talk) 15:50, 31 March 2024 (UTC)
Okay, there seems to be some disagreement on this one. The titanium box (4th row, 4th column) is almost entirely in the "regular metals" region; in fact, the region swells up for titanium so as to capture most of that box. Should it be listed in both that region and the "boring alloy metals" region? I don't think so, but ...? My inclination is to have it in only one group, which is obviously "regular metals". BunsenH (talk) 19:59, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

I had a bit of time to spare, and I was considering the following either as a reworking of the table or an "indexing" table (make all xkcd main/overlap class names link to the appropriate internal section-headers, so we don't need to squash them up into a narrow column, and can add a "complete list" of elements to as a closing paragraph if that seems best) ...

Big table
Element Symbol Z Group Period Common Class xkcd (main class) xkcd (overlap)
Hydrogen H 1 1 (hydrogen and alkali metals) 1 Hydrogen Slightly Fancy Protons
Helium He 2 18 (noble gases) 1 Noble gas Lawful Neutral
Lithium Li 3 1 (hydrogen and alkali metals) 2 Alkali metal Weird Dirt
Beryllium Be 4 2 (alkaline earth metals) 2 Alkaline earth metal Weird Dirt
Boron B 5 13 (boron group) 2 Metalloid Boron (Fool’s Carbon)
Carbon C 6 14 (carbon group) 2 Carbon group You Are Here
Nitrogen N 7 15 (pnictogens) 2 Pnictogen You Are Here
Oxygen O 8 16 (chalcogens) 2 Chalcogen You Are Here Safety Goggles Required
Fluorine F 9 17 (halogens) 2 Halogen gas Safety Goggles Required
Neon Ne 10 18 (noble gases) 2 Noble gas Lawful Neutral
Sodium Na 11 1 (hydrogen and alkali metals) 3 Alkali metal Regular Dirt
Magnesium Mg 12 2 (alkaline earth metals) 3 Alkaline earth metal Regular Dirt
Aluminum (Aluminium) Al 13 13 (boron group) 3 Boron group Regular Metals
Silicon Si 14 14 (carbon group) 3 Metalloid You Are Here Regular Metals
Phosphorus P 15 15 (pnictogens) 3 Pnictogen You Are Here
Sulfur (Sulphur) S 16 16 (chalcogens) 3 Chalcogen Safety Goggles Required You Are Here
Chlorine Cl 17 17 (halogens) 3 Halogen gas Safety Goggles Required
Argon Ar 18 18 (noble gases) 3 Noble gas Lawful Neutral
Potassium K 19 1 (hydrogen and alkali metals) 4 Alkali metal Regular Dirt
Calcium Ca 20 2 (alkaline earth metals) 4 Alkaline earth metal Regular Dirt
Scandium Sc 21 3 (scandium group) 4 Rare earth metal Boring Alloy Metals
Titanium Ti 22 4 (titanium group) 4 Transition metal Regular Metals
Vanadium V 23 5 (vanadium group) 4 Transition metal Boring Alloy Metals Regular Metals
Chromium Cr 24 6 (chromium group) 4 Transition metal Boring Alloy Metals Regular Metals
Manganese Mn 25 7 (manganese group) 4 Transition metal Regular Metals Boring Alloy Metals
Iron Fe 26 8 (iron group) 4 Transition metal Regular Metals
Cobalt Co 27 9 (cobalt group) 4 Transition metal Regular Metals
Nickel Ni 28 10 (nickel group) 4 Transition metal Regular Metals
Copper Cu 29 11 (copper group) 4 Transition metal Regular Metals
Zinc Zn 30 12 (zinc group) 4 Transition metal Regular Metals Weird Metals
Gallium Ga 31 13 (boron group) 4 Boron group Weird Metals Regular Metals
Germanium Ge 32 14 (carbon group) 4 Metalloid Weird Metals
Arsenic As 33 15 (pnictogens) 4 Metalloid Murder Weapons
Selenium Se 34 16 (chalcogens) 4 Chalcogen Safety Goggles Required Murder Weapons
Bromine Br 35 17 (halogens) 4 Halogen liquid Safety Goggles Required
Krypton Kr 36 18 (noble gases) 4 Noble gas Lawful Neutral
Rubidium Rb 37 1 (hydrogen and alkali metals) 5 Alkali metal Ends in a Number/Letter
Strontium Sr 38 2 (alkaline earth metals) 5 Alkaline earth metal Ends in a Number/Letter
Yttrium Y 39 3 (scandium group) 5 Rare earth metal Boring Alloy Metals
Zirconium Zr 40 4 (titanium group) 5 Transition metal Boring Alloy Metals
Niobium Nb 41 5 (vanadium group) 5 Refractory metal Boring Alloy Metals
Molybdenum Mo 42 6 (chromium group) 5 Refractory metal Boring Alloy Metals
Technetium Tc 43 7 (manganese group) 5 Transition metal Boring Alloy Metals
Ruthenium Ru 44 8 (iron group) 5 Noble metal Boring Alloy Metals
Rhodium Rh 45 9 (cobalt group) 5 Noble metal $$$
Palladium Pa 46 10 (nickel group) 5 Noble metal $$$
Silver Ag 47 11 (copper group) 5 Noble metal $$$
Cadmium Cd 48 12 (zinc group) 5 Transition metal Weird Metals
Indium In 49 13 (boron group) 5 Boron group Weird Metals
Tin Sn 50 14 (carbon group) 5 Carbon group Weird Metals
Antimony Sb 51 15 (pnictogens) 5 Metalloid Murder Weapons Weird Metals
Tellurium Te 52 16 (chalcogens) 5 Metalloid Murder Weapons
Iodine In 53 17 (halogens) 5 Halogen liquid Health Problems
Xenon Xe 54 18 (noble gases) 5 Noble gas Lawful Neutral
Cesium (Caesium) Cs 55 1 (hydrogen and alkali metals) 6 Alkali metal Ends in a Number/Letter
Barium Ba 56 2 (alkaline earth metals) 6 Alkaline earth metal Ends in a Number/Letter
Lanthanum La 57 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Cerium Ce 58 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Praseodymium Pr 59 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Neodymium Nd 60 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Promethium Pm 61 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Samarium Sm 62 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Europium Eu 63 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Gadolinium Gd 64 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Terbium Tb 65 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Dysprosium Dy 66 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Holmium Ho 67 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Erbium Er 68 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Thulium Tm 69 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Ytterbium Yb 70 n/a (f-block) 6 Lanthanide (Lanthanoid)/Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Lutetium Lu 71 3 (scandium group) 6 Rare earth metal Nobel Prize
Hafnium Hf 72 4 (titanium group) 6 Transition metal Boring Alloy Metals
Tantalum Ta 73 5 (vanadium group) 6 Refractory metal Boring Alloy Metals
Tungsten (Wolfram) W 74 6 (chromium group) 6 Refractory metal Boring Alloy Metals
Rhenium Re 75 7 (manganese group) 6 Refractory metal Boring Alloy Metals
Osmium Os 76 8 (iron group) 6 Noble metal Boring Alloy Metals $$$
Iridium Ir 77 9 (cobalt group) 6 Noble metal $$$
Platinum Pt 78 10 (nickel group) 6 Noble metal $$$
Gold Au 79 11 (copper group) 6 Noble metal $$$
Mercury Hg 80 12 (zinc group) 6 Liquid transition metal Weird Metals
Thallium Tl 81 13 (boron group) 6 Boron group Murder Weapons Weird Metals
Lead Pb 82 14 (carbon group) 6 Carbon group Weird Metals Murder Weapons
Bismuth Bi 83 15 (pnictogens) 6 Pnictogen Murder Weapons
Polonium Po 84 16 (chalcogens) 6  ?Metalloid Murder Weapons
Astatine At 85 17 (halogens) 6  ?Halogen metaloid Don’t Bother
Radon Rn 86 18 (noble gases) 6 Noble gas Health Problems
Francium Fr 87 1 (hydrogen and alkali metals) 7 Alkali metal Ends in a Number/Letter
Radium Ra 88 2 (alkaline earth metals) 7 Alkaline earth metal Ends in a Number/Letter
Actinium Ac 89 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Thorium Th 90 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Protactinium Pa 91 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Uranium U 92 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Neptunium Np 93 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Plutonium Pu 94 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Americium Am 95 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Curium Cm 96 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Berkelium Bk 97 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Californium Cf 98 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Einsteinium Es 99 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Fermium Fm 100 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Mendelevium Md (Mv) 101 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Nobelium No 102 n/a (f-block) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Lawrencium Lr (Lw) 103 3 (scandium group) 7 Actinide (Actinoid) Nobel Prize
Rutherfordium Rf 104 4 (titanium group) 7 Transition metal Don’t Bother
Dubnium Db 105 5 (vanadium group) 7 Transition metal Don’t Bother
Seaborgium Sg 106 6 (chromium group) 7 Transition metal Don’t Bother
Bohrium Bh 107 7 (manganese group) 7 Transition metal Don’t Bother
Hassium Hs 108 8 (iron group) 7 Transition metal Don’t Bother
Meitnernium Mt 109 9 (cobalt group) 7  ?Transition metal Don’t Bother
Darmstadtium Ds 110 10 (nickel group) 7  ?Transition metal Don’t Bother
Roentgenium Rg 111 11 (copper group) 7  ?Transition metal Don’t Bother
Copernicum Cn 112 12 (zinc group) 7  ?Volatile metal Don’t Bother
Nihonium Nh 113 13 (boron group) 7  ?Post-transition metal Don’t Bother
Flerovium Fl 114 14 (carbon group) 7  ?Metalic gas Don’t Bother
Moscovium Mc 115 15 (pnictogens) 7  ?Post-transition metal Don’t Bother
Livermorium Lv 116 16 (chalcogens) 7  ?Post-transition metal Don’t Bother
Tennessine Ts 117 17 (halogens) 7  ?Halogen semimetal Don’t Bother
Oganesson Og 118 18 (noble gases) 7  ?Noble gas/solid metal Don’t Bother

...some notes:

  • I did play with rowspanning, but my added sortability didn't make it worthwhile. It breaks the rowspanning then doesn't remake them, upon sorting. And doesn't make a span out of things sorted into connection.
  • I also tried a few things out in Common Class. It all started off as Group id (except for Lanths/Acts), then I started going fancy.
    • There are arguably some classifications that work well or against the Munrovian definition, interesting in both cases.
    • Maybe I should have done a "Transition metal (special subclass)" type of thing, or stuck with "x-block" variations, or something with the standard metal/non-metal/semimetal thing.
    • There's also the option of background colouring the lines by some specification or other. But I couldn't decide what scheme to use that for.
  • For "main" xkcd classification, I gave whatever (seemed to) cover most of the element tile. For "overlap" I gave only those secondary classifications that did more than apparently accidentally stray over the line (e.g. on the way to/from covering other tiles, diagonally away from where they most obviously applied).
  • I didn't bother to check that every classification I assigned was true (and/or intentionally funny, of course). Nor if it matched the existing table's assumptions.
  • Where there's (common/notable) alternate forms of things I ()ed the form that I don't think Randall uses, but others certainly do (or have). I'm personally a Sulphur/Aluminium person, myself, e.g., and my unasked-for spellcheck really doesn't like the alternatives, but I'm not a Wolfram one.
  • As I was making sure the Group column sorted nicely, I sneakily gave the Lanths/Acts 'pseudo group' numbers to perhaps keep them/restore them to the correct relative position without necessarily relying upon an Atomic Number sort. You can also do anything you like with the non-sort display item for that column ("Group IIb"/etc), that way.

Anyway, now it's here, if anyone wants to do anything more with it. 162.158.74.24 00:40, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

Can we all agree that silicon got done dirty? 172.70.231.87 18:12, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

I initially read the 'don't bother learning them' line as saying that these elements are "hard to pronounce in large quantities". Which, funnily enough, isn't far wrong.172.69.194.121 09:04, 2 April 2024 (UTC)

It helps if one sets them to music. :-) BunsenH (talk) 16:02, 2 April 2024 (UTC)
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