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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
[[Cueball]]'s mention of how porn did not scar him is a reference to negative {{w|effects of pornography}}. One commonly cited effect is a tendency to develop unrealistic ideas about sex and unrealistic expectations that potential sex partners will look like the ones seen in porn.
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His mentioning of how porn did not scar him is a reference to [http://www.xxxchurch.com/ a lot of testimony on how porn has negatively affected their lives]. Of course, the porn really did affect the way he looked at women. Due to dialup being of such a slow speed, videos that needed to go through dialup had to be compressed using a lossy format, which reduces files substantially but removes way too much data, the result being that the new decompressed file would not be the same of the original uncompressed file. In this case, the lossy format eats away at the detail of the picture, which, during decompression, results in blocky artifacts in an attempt to "reconstruct" the lost data. Since he associated blocky pictures with arousal, he seems to have trouble enjoying "the friendship of the thighs" with his comparatively Hifi wife. In other words, the porn really did scar him after all.
  
In fact, the porn really did affect the way he looked at women. Due to dial-up being of such a slow speed, videos that needed to be transmitted via dial-up had to be compressed using a lossy format, which reduces file sizes substantially but also causes heavy data losses. The result was that the decompressed file would be of visibly degraded quality compared to the original uncompressed file. In this case, the lossy format eats away at the detail of the picture, which, during decompression, results in blocky artifacts in an attempt to "reconstruct" the lost data.
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The title text expands on this, referencing at file corruption.
  
Thus, Cueball's image of women was in fact affected by his porn viewing habits. However, instead of the issue usually raised (expecting sex partners to have the physiques of porn performers), he has learned to associate sexual arousal with lo-fidelity blocky images of women. Since he associates blocky pictures with arousal, he seems to have trouble enjoying sex with his comparatively hi-fi girlfriend. In other words, the porn really did scar him after all.
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{{Incomplete}}
 
 
The title text expands on this, referencing {{w|file corruption}}. It is also a pun on female "corruption," or a woman's awareness of her sexuality.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball is hunched up at a computer. A circle surrounds him; the rest of the panel is black. The text is written in a square panel above the white circle.]
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:[A man is hunched up at a computer. A circle surrounds him; the rest of the panel is black.]
:I shouldn't have watched all that porn as a teenager.
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:Narrator: I shouldn't have watched all that porn as a teenager.
 
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:[The text is above the picture in a square frame. A computer screen is shown. It displays an on-line video player, with what appears to be a Cueball-like guy performing cunnilingus on a Megan-like girl. Five other windows (maybe ads) are also visible, though what they depict is not clear. One of them has readable text above a picture (of what appear to be a fleshlight). The rest of the text, including a heading at the top, is unreadable. There is picture with a lady with "big" hair holding her arms out. She has two black blotches on each side of her body. Maybe representing her breast, perhaps in a bra.]
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:Narrator: It's not that it scarred me.
:It's not that it scarred me.
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:[The computer screen is visible. It shows an online video player, with what appears to be someone performing cunnilingus. Ads are also visible, though what they depict is not.]
:Ad text: X 10
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:Narrator: It's just that we had dial-up.
:[A modem is shown between the two text parts. The text is in two square frames.]
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:[A 14.4kbps modem is shown.]
:It's just that we had dial-up.
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:Narrator: And now I'm stuck with a fetish.
:Modem: 14.4 kbps
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:And now I'm stuck with a fetish.
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:Narrator: For video compression.
 
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:[A man and a woman are in bed together.]
:[Cueball and Megan are in bed together. The text above the picture is in a square frame.]
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:Man: Can you try to look... blockier?
:For video compression.
 
:Cueball: Can you try to look... blockier?
 
 
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
  
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
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{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
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[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
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{{Category: Comics featuring Cueball}} {{Category: Comics featuring Megan}}
[[Category:Sex]]
 
[[Category:Fleshlights]]
 
[[Category:Puns]]
 

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