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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
{{w|The Oregon Trail (video game)|The Oregon Trail}} was a popular video game which described the journey to Oregon, and the player started his or her journey in 1848. Most players were grade-school students. The game was very popular, and thousands of players played it monthly. To achieve the highest score, most players bought the minimum amount of food and hunted for their meals. In general, the slower the prey the more meat the prey has. Large animals (bison, bears, etc) were very easy and rewarding targets, while smaller prey (rabbits, squirrels, etc) were faster and provided less food. As the player travels, he or she is prone to dysentery, typhoid, measles, cholera, and other diseases.
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{{w|The Oregon Trail (video game)|The Oregon Trail}} was a popular video game which described the journey to Oregon, and the player started his or her journey in 1848. Most players were grade-school students. The game was very popular, and thousands of players played it monthly. To achieve the highest score, most players bought the minimum amount of food and hunted for their meals. In general, the slower the prey the more meat the prey has. Large animals (bison, bears, etc.) were very easy and rewarding targets, while smaller prey (rabbits, squirrels, etc.) were faster and provided less food. As the player travels, he or she is prone to dysentery, typhoid, measles, cholera, and other diseases.
  
 
The title text implies that the players of the game were actual people who died on the journey to Oregon.
 
The title text implies that the players of the game were actual people who died on the journey to Oregon.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
[Timeline, with relevant images next to each date.]
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:[Timeline, with relevant images next to each date.]
1805
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:1805
[Two men stand at the edge of a cliff. One has a walking staff.]
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::[Two men stand at the edge of a cliff. One has a walking staff.]
Arrival of Lewis & Clark
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::Arrival of Lewis & Clark
  
1825
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:1825
Early settlers arrive
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::Early settlers arrive
  
1841
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:1841
Oregon trail established
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::Oregon trail established
  
1843
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:1843
Larger western migration begins
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::Larger western migration begins
  
1848
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:1848
[A horse is pulling a covered wagon. A gun peeks out the back.]
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::[A horse is pulling a covered wagon. A gun peeks out the back.]
Huge wave of 500,000+ settlers arrives from Missouri. Largely children and adolescents, most bring nothing but cartloads of bullets for hunting.
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::Huge wave of 500,000+ settlers arrives from Missouri. Largely children and adolescents, most bring nothing but cartloads of bullets for hunting.
  
1849
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:1849
[Two men with rifles aim at something.]
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::[Two men with rifles aim at something.]
Overhunting begins to devastate ecosystem  
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::Overhunting begins to devastate ecosystem  
Dysentery epidemic
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::Dysentery epidemic
  
1850
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:1850
[Tombstones.  Bodies.]
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::[Tombstones.  Bodies.]
Shooting deaths skyrocket
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::Shooting deaths skyrocket
Typhoid epidemic
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::Typhoid epidemic
Measles epidemic
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::Measles epidemic
Cholera epidemic
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::Cholera epidemic
  
1851
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:1851
All mammals larger than squirrels wiped out by overhunting.
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::All mammals larger than squirrels wiped out by overhunting.
Massive famine
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::Massive famine
  
1852
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:1852
[Sun low over a land, devoid of life.  Scattered remains of corpses.]
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::[Sun low over a land, devoid of life.  Scattered remains of corpses.]
Last survivors flee
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::Last survivors flee
Oregon territory abandoned
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::Oregon territory abandoned
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}

Revision as of 11:12, 18 April 2013

Oregon
A century later, the harrowing flight of the survivors from Oregon was dramatized in a popular video game.
Title text: A century later, the harrowing flight of the survivors from Oregon was dramatized in a popular video game.

Explanation

The Oregon Trail was a popular video game which described the journey to Oregon, and the player started his or her journey in 1848. Most players were grade-school students. The game was very popular, and thousands of players played it monthly. To achieve the highest score, most players bought the minimum amount of food and hunted for their meals. In general, the slower the prey the more meat the prey has. Large animals (bison, bears, etc.) were very easy and rewarding targets, while smaller prey (rabbits, squirrels, etc.) were faster and provided less food. As the player travels, he or she is prone to dysentery, typhoid, measles, cholera, and other diseases.

The title text implies that the players of the game were actual people who died on the journey to Oregon.

Transcript

[Timeline, with relevant images next to each date.]
1805
[Two men stand at the edge of a cliff. One has a walking staff.]
Arrival of Lewis & Clark
1825
Early settlers arrive
1841
Oregon trail established
1843
Larger western migration begins
1848
[A horse is pulling a covered wagon. A gun peeks out the back.]
Huge wave of 500,000+ settlers arrives from Missouri. Largely children and adolescents, most bring nothing but cartloads of bullets for hunting.
1849
[Two men with rifles aim at something.]
Overhunting begins to devastate ecosystem
Dysentery epidemic
1850
[Tombstones. Bodies.]
Shooting deaths skyrocket
Typhoid epidemic
Measles epidemic
Cholera epidemic
1851
All mammals larger than squirrels wiped out by overhunting.
Massive famine
1852
[Sun low over a land, devoid of life. Scattered remains of corpses.]
Last survivors flee
Oregon territory abandoned


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Discussion

Has somebody made that alternate universe OT in the title text? DPS2004'); DROP TABLE users;-- (talk) 21:36, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

My grandfather used to brag that he could shoot squirrels from 100 meters. He used small bullets, because large ones would explode them... Exploded squirrels might be thought to be good for making stew, but it mixes all the parts, fur skeleton all together and is quite a mess to collect. Also squirrel pelts make great gloves... He told me... But he also told me that his cat could talk, but was very shy, and just wouldn't do it when I was in the room. DancingDuck (talk) 19:31, 24 September 2018 (UTC)