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| title    = Moria
 
| title    = Moria
 
| image    = moria.png
 
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| titletext = Someone should really bring them a ladder and remind them to build the Endless Stair *first* next time.
 
| titletext = Someone should really bring them a ladder and remind them to build the Endless Stair *first* next time.
 
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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
This is [[Randall]]'s take on the story of {{w|Moria (Middle-earth)|Moria}} in the fantasy story ''{{w|The Lord of the Rings}}''. In the original the dwarves, hunting for the precious metal mithril dug so deep that they awoke a {{w|Balrog}} — a {{w|Maiar in Middle-earth|Maia}} corrupted by {{w|Morgoth|Melkor}}. {{w|Gandalf}} is telling about the story to four hobbits standing next to him. One of the {{w|hobbits}} has apparently read ''The Lord of the Rings'', because he asks if the dwarves "awoke a terror of shadow  and flame", but then Gandalf says that they were merely trapped in their hole and couldn't get out.
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This is Randall's take on the story of {{w|Moria}} in the fantasy story {{w|Lord of the Rings}}. In the original the dwarves, hunting for the precious metal mithril dug so deep that they awoke a {{w|balrog}} - a fearful demonic creature. However, in this version, they simply got stuck down the mine. The title text suggests a mundane solution to their problem - a long ladder. The Endless stair was a very long stair case from the lowest dungeon up to the top of the mountain above Moria.
 
 
However, Gandalf's final line may be a hint that the comic's version is closer to the original than it appears — in the story, the adventuring party discovers a journal of the last dwarves to occupy Moria. The last page starts ominously: "We cannot get out. We cannot get out." That memorable sentence is used again near the end of the page as the impending final orcish attack is described by the now-dead dwarves, and repeated by {{w|Gimli}} as they reflect on the terrible news, lending a much darker tone to the comic's punchline.
 
 
 
The title text suggests a mundane solution to their problem a long ladder. The Endless Stair was a very long staircase from the lowest dungeon up to the top of the mountain above Moria.
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:[A far shot of Gandalf the Grey and the four hobbits standing in a dark, underground city.]
 
:[A far shot of Gandalf the Grey and the four hobbits standing in a dark, underground city.]
:Gandalf: Behold, Khazad-Dûm; the Dwarrowdelf; the mines of Moria -- once the greatest and mightiest city of the dwarves.
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:Gandalf: Behold, Khazad-Dum; the Dwarrowdelf; the mines of Moria -- once the greatest and mightiest city of the dwarves.
  
 
:[Full body shot of Gandalf.]
 
:[Full body shot of Gandalf.]
:Gandalf: But the dwarves delved too greedily.
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:Gandalf: But the dwarves delved too greedily.  
  
 
:[Close-up on Gandalf.]
 
:[Close-up on Gandalf.]
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:Gandalf: And too deep.
 
:Gandalf: And too deep.
  
 
:[Full shot of the hobbits and Gandalf.]
 
:[Full shot of the hobbits and Gandalf.]
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:Hobbit: ...and awoke a terror of shadow and flame?
 
:Hobbit: ...and awoke a terror of shadow and flame?
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:Gandalf: No. They couldn't get out.
 
:Gandalf: No. They couldn't get out.
  
{{comic discussion}}
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{{comic discussion}}  
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