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![]() Title text: Not shown: the approximately 30,000 identical, vaguely hysterical articles titled "WHITE PEOPLE IN [THE US/BRITAIN] TO BECOME MINORITY BY [YEAR]!", which came up for basically any year I put in. |
Explanation
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This explanation may be incomplete or incorrect: Predictions table needs filling out. If you can address this issue, please edit the page! Thanks. |
This comic uses the same strategy as comic 715: Numbers, in which Randall uses Google to search for phrases and then charts the results. This one is charted as a timeline, whereas 715 was charted as line graphs.
"2101 - War Was Beginning" is a reference to the opening narration of video game Zero Wing; the same narration is famous for the internet meme "All your base are belong to us". As there are not any other out and out references in the comic, and the rest are actually results that you can find if you search using Randall's methods, we're pretty sure "War Was Beginning" came up when he googled 2101 as well.
Another point of this comic is that certain event, e.g. "Social Security stops running surplus", are repeated multiple times. Also, certain bizarre events, like "Apocalypse occurs", or "Flying cars reach market", happen before rather plausible things, like "HTML 5 Finished". Certain events, like "Japan is a robot-only country", may be related to a recurring theme in xkcd comics, including 605: Extrapolating. This may also refer to the large amount of research being done to develop viable robots in Japan as compared with other countries.
The title text is borne of a recurring "white people panic"; scaremongers will put in years of the very near future in order to get the panicked racist people to pay attention to them (without actually using valid or accepted scientific measurements to back up these claims; panicked racist people don't exactly fact-check very much), while level-headed sociologists will usually come up with more distant dates from their extrapolations.
As for how accurate the Internet has been: The ONLY prediction to have come true as of January 2014 is the world population hitting the 7 billion mark. The United States has now returned to Afghanistan, making that prediction unlikely to occur even by the end of 2014. And unless you count the Android phone platform, Linux shows absolutely no signs of winning back 50% of the operating system market by the end of 2014.
This comic has similar features to 1413: Suddenly Popular, 1093: Forget, and 891: Movie Ages.
The predictions
Year | Prediction | Further Details |
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2012 | World population | Ever since the advent of modern medicine and the more efficient agricultural processes developed suit the Industrial Revolution, the human population had been growing at an unprecedented rate. This has caused some people to worry about overpopulation, which would cause a scarcity of resources and overcrowding, and propose various solutions, most of which involve some form of eugenics. 7 billion is a landmark number because it is a multiple of 1 billion. |
Flying cars | For decades, flying cars have been a staple of futuristic sci-fi and technological predictions. So far none of these predictions, which to tend to hover around 5–10 years from whatever the current date is, have come true. | |
Canada cuts greenhouse emissions | Currently, the Earth is experiencing an unprecedented period of warming we call global warming, caused in part by greenhouse emissions, which are gases that help trap heat in the atmosphere. Countries have repeatedly gotten together and promised to stop emitting greenhouse gases, but so far they have failed to meet their targets. | |
Apocalypse occurs | This is in reference to the popular film 2012, which portrays the world ending December 22, 2012, using the end of a cycle of the Mayan calendar as a basis for predicting the end of the world. Some people took this rather more seriously, and actually believed that the world would end on this date. It didn't. | |
2013 | National debt paid off | For years, the subject of national debt has been a political point of contention, with the Republicans typically favoring paying it all off, and the Democrats more willing to spend to pull the country out of recessions in the economy. Clinton, a democrat, at one point proposed paying off the debt by 2015. |
Microchipping Americans | Microchips are small computer chips, typically embedded in pets in case they get lost, that contain information about the pet. Some, more irrational, people worry about the government microchipping everyone in an effort to monitor their activities. | |
Homlessness ended in MA | Homelessness has been a persistent problem in societies all over the world for centuries. It is unclear why Massachusetts specifically would end homelessness — Massachusetts is a more Democratic and wealthier state than others, but no particular initiatives have been started there to end homelessness. | |
Health care reform law repealed | A health care reform law, popularly known as Obamacare, was signed into law in 2010. Ever since, many Republicans have tried (in vain) to repeal it, disliking the idea that government should provide and require healthcare. | |
2014 | US leaves Afghanistan | After the terrorist attack on the Twin Towers in New York City on September 11, 2001, the United States invaded Afghanistan, home of the Taliban, the terrorist organization behind the attacks. The war has gone on since then, with the public growing increasingly tired of it. Public support now favors a withdrawal, but for military and logistical reasons, the government cannot simply move all the troops currently in Afghanistan home right now. For one, that would cause immediate chaos in the country. Therefore, the government instead promises to eventually withdraw all troops, planning on doing so by the end of 2014. |
GNU/Linux dominant OS | An operating system, or OS, is the software that forms the structure in which applications on you computer function. Some typical OSs include Mac OSX, Windows 8, and Linux. The first two of those three are commercial products, sold as a copy by a company. The last is an open-source OS, one that anyone can download and modify free. Typically, open-source software is used by a small number of socially conscious people. It is therefore unrealistic to predict that it will become mainstream in the near future. | |
2015 | New Horizon reaches Pluto | The New Horizon spacecraft is a U.S. space mission designed to go to Pluto and take photographs, collect samples, etc. It is scheduled to reach Pluto in 2015. |
Healthcare law causes hyperinflation | Possibly a reference to the Affordable Care Act (a.k.a. Obamacare) | |
Millennium development goals achieved | Millenium Development Goals | |
2016 | Baby boomers begin turning 65 | Baby boomers are individuals conceived in the years following World War Two, roughly defined as those born from 1946-1959. This isn't so much a prediction as basic math; if you were born in 1946, you turned 65 in 2011. |
Android takes 38%/45% of market share | Android is a popular operating system for smartphones and tablets, created by Google. Market share is the percentage of all devices that use the product, in this case the Android operating system. These entries together are humorous because they cannot both happen at the same time. | |
Windows phone overtakes iOS | iOS is the operating system used by Apple iPhones. At the time of the comic, Apple's mobile OS is much more popular than Microsoft's. The article Randall found predicts that the tables will turn. | |
2017 | China completes lunar mission | The Chinese space program has plans for extraterrestrial exploration, including a manned mission to the moon. |
Social Security stops running surplus | Social Security | |
US budget balanced | The United States federal budget outlines how much the US government spends on what in a given fiscal year. The budget is not required to be balanced, and so often more money is spent than is earned in revenue, causing the national debt to rise. | |
Newspapers become obsolete and die out | The increasing popularity of internet media and mobile devices has caused a steady decline in the popularity of print media. | |
Cosmetic surgery doubles | Cosmetic Surgery | |
2018 | Social Security stops running surplus | Social Security |
Jesus returns to Earth | A number of Christians have attempted to predict the return of Christ (a.k.a. the second coming, the rapture) using clues from The Bible, even though the Bible itself says that "no man can know the date". Several predicted dates have come and gone. | |
2019 | Social Security stops running surplus | Social Security |
Every baby has genes mapped at birth | Gene Mapping | |
2020 | Solar power becomes cheaper than fossil fuels | Scientists estimate that more than half of the fossil fuels in existance have already been found and that fossil fuel production will begin to decline due to the scarcity, causing prices to increase. At the same time, improvements in solar technology are causing the prices for solar energy to steadily decrease. |
Keyboards and mice become obsolete | Computer input device are beginning to adopt other methods of input, such as voice commands, touch screens, and eye tracking. While the use of touch screens in particular is gaining widespread use, as of 2014 none has come close to making keyboards and mice obsolete. | |
New Tappan Zee bridge constructed | A replacement bridge was anounced in 2008 and is expected to be completed in 2018. | |
2021 | US debt reaches 97% of GDP | US Debt |
US unemployment falls to 2.8% | Unemployment in the United States | |
Restored caliphate unifies Middle East | A caliphate is a form of Islamic political-religious leadership, centred around a Caliph, or successor to the prophet Muhammad. | |
Lake Mead evaporates | Formed by the Hoover Dam on the Colorado River, Lake Mead is the largest reservoir in the United States (measured by maximum capacity). It hasn't reached its capacity since 1983, due to drought and increased demand for water. This could be linked to global warming. | |
2022 | Kilimanjaro snow-free | At 5,895 metres, Kilimanjaro is the highest mountain in Africa, and the highest free-standing mountain in the world. Around 85% of its ice cover disappeared between 1912 and 2011, and it continues to recede. |
HTML 5 finished | HTML 5 | |
Newspapers become obsolete and die out | This is he second time it has appeared. | |
2023 | Jesus returns to Earth (again) | A number of Christians have attempted to predict the return of Christ (a.k.a. the second coming, the rapture) using clues from The Bible, even though the Bible itself says that "no man can know the date". Several predicted dates have come and gone. |
US debt passes 100% of GDP | US Debt | |
All unprotected ancient forests gone from Pacific Northwest | Likely due to a combination of wildfire and deforestation | |
2024 | Atlantis begins to reappear | Atlantis is the name of a fictional island, which is supposed to have been lost beneath the sea. |
Orangutans extinct in wild | Orangutans are a species of great ape, currently classed as an endangered species, and found only in the rainforests of Borneo and Sumatra. | |
China lands men and women on the moon | The Chinese space program has plans for extraterrestrial exploration, including a manned mission to the moon. | |
NASA sets up permanent moon base | There is a a lot of hype recently about finally returning to the moon, vis-a-vis Orion. | |
Female professionals pass males in pay | There are two possible explanations for this entry: Either it's fear-mongering from misogynists or, more probably, an erroneous extrapolation from the current rate at which female incomes are catching up to male incomes. | |
2025 | World population reaches 8 billion | Given current rates, it seems unlikely it will take this long to hit 8 billion, however advances in birth control options and especially their availability in developing nations may slow the current rate considerably. |
Two billion people face water shortages | ||
62 MPG cars introduced | Miles per gallon. 62 MPG is a very good mileage rate at today's standard. | |
US power fades | ||
2026 | Atlantis emerges completely | Atlantis is the name of a fictional island, which is supposed to have been lost beneath the sea. It seems that it has taken 2 years for it to emerge completely. |
Rock Bands die out | ||
US debt paid off | US Debt | |
Car accidents cease | Presumably, cars will be fully automated and able to pilot themselves at this point and will have fail-safes that prevent collisions currently attributed to user error. Car accidents will always be possible, however, due to mechanical and electrical failures. | |
West coast falls into ocean | Most likely due to a significant seismic event | |
2027 | Japan introduces new fastest Maglev train | Japan's railway systems are famous for their "bullet trains", or Shinkansen. |
Lyndon Larouche-planned Mars colony is established | http://totse.mattfast1.com/en/technology/space_astronomy_nasa/moonmars.html | |
Social Security stops running surplus | Social Security | |
2028 | Tobacco outlawed | Tobacco products (cigarettes and chewing tobacco) have become more and more taboo in modern culture, with most public places and private businesses forbidding their use indoors and near places children congregate. |
40% of coral reefs gone | Many factors have been attributed to the decline of coral reefs, including mining, over fishing, and rising ocean tempteratures. | |
US debt paid off | US Debt nytimes.com It’s 2026, and the Debt Is Due By N. GREGORY MANKIW | |
Social Security stops running surplus | Social Security | |
2029 | Social Security trust fund exhausted | Social Security |
Computers pass the Turing test | Computers already clear the Turing Test about 30% of the time. Also, it is no coincidence that 2029 is the timeline for Terminator Movies. | |
Aging reversed | Manhattan Beach Project to reverse aging by 2029 | |
Wikipedia reaches 30 Million articles | ||
2030 | Half of Amazon rain forest lost to logging | |
Cancer deaths double from 2008 levels | ||
Arctic ice-free in summer | http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/10/091015-arctic-ice-free-gone-video-ap.html | |
2031 | Computers controlled by thought | http://www.gizmag.com/future-mobile-technology/17554/ |
Realtors replaced by technology | http://agbeat.com/editorials/will-realtors-be-replaced-by-technology-by-the-year-2031/ | |
Social Security trust fund exhausted | http://crfb.org/blogs/cbo-95-percent-confident-social-security-trust-fund-runs-out-25-years | |
2032 | "Big One" hits San Francisco | http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Quake-scientists-predict-Big-One-likely-by-2032-2653745.php San Franscisco is located on the San Andreas Fault, which is predicted to produce a magnitude 7+ earthquake in the 'near future'. This event is referred to as "The Big One". |
US elects first married lesbian President | http://4chandata.org/g/In-what-major-ways-do-you-think-the-world-of-2032-will-be-different-from-that-of-today-a20155 | |
Entire world converted to Christianity | http://www.goddiscussion.com/38920/christian-domininionsts-to-take-over-the-world-by-2032/ | |
2033 | Kilimanjaro ice disappears | |
India becomes superpower | ||
Europe reaches Mars | ||
2034 | US diabetes cases double, treatment costs triple | |
US builds autonomous robot army | ||
2035 | 80% of America's energy comes from renewable sources | |
Himalayan glaciers down 80% in size | ||
Arctic sea lane opens | ||
2036 | 80% of US has access to high-speed rail | |
Asteroid Apophis misses/hits Earth | http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/apophis/ http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/apophis/ 99942 Apophis is a near-Earth asteroid that caused a brief period of concern in December 2004 because initial observations indicated a probability of up to 2.7% that it would hit Earth on April 13, 2029. | |
2037 | Arctic ice-free in September | |
Social Security trust fund exhausted | Social Security | |
2038 | 32-bit timestamps roll over, causing Y2K-level chaos | 03:14:07 UTC on 19 January 2038, the value of time_t rolls over, that is it will return to zero. time_t is the computing standard measurement of time, it is a count of the number of seconds since 00:00:00 UTC on 1 January 1970. time_t us used by most computer systems to store date and time information. It is recommended that new software should convert to a 64 bit time_t, indeed most operating systems designed to run on 64-bit hardware already use signed 64-bit time_t integers. This would give an epoch of 15:30:08 UTC on 4 December 292,277,026,596 (292 billion years away). Of cause legacy systems may not be upgradable so action taken now should prevent this becoming a problem closer to 2038... |
"Big One" hits California | ||
2039 | US population hits 400 Million | |
Severe heat waves become commonplace | ||
Scientology becomes majority religion in US | ||
2040 | Arctic summers ice-free | |
Nanotechnology makes humans immortal | ||
2041 | Social Security trust fund exhausted | Social Security |
2043 | World population passes 9 Billion | |
2044 | Mankind genetically engineered to be happy | |
Childhood obesity reaches 100% | ||
2045 | Humans and machines merge | Ray Kurzweil predicts of 'singularity' which will lead to race of super intelligent beings |
2046 | World's natural resources depleted | |
2047 | World ruled by banks and corporations | |
Tobacco industry fails | ||
US begins using autonomous attack drones | ||
2048 | Salt-water fish extinct from overfishing | |
Unisex bathing suits cover body from shoulder to ankle | ||
Entire US population overweight | ||
2049 | $1.000 computer exceeds computational ability of humanity | |
Singularity occurs | ||
Fishing industry collapses | ||
2050 | 80% of Earth's population lives in urban centers | |
China controls space | ||
Sex with robots possible | ||
Cars banned from European cities | ||
One million species extinct from climate change | ||
2051 | Atmosphere escapes into space | |
2052 | Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security spending exceed total US revenue | Social Security |
2053 | US budget balanced | |
Majority of Americans in prison | ||
Cars driven by dogs | This has already occured! | |
2054 | Hunger becomes unimaginable global problem | |
2055 | Atmospheric CO2 doubled | |
Oil runs out | ||
Copper, tin, lead, gold, and nickel all exhausted | ||
2056 | RFID-tagged driverless cars | |
Robots given same rights as humans | ||
2057 | 150 Japanese settlers on Mars | |
Colorado River runs dry | ||
2058 | Smoking ends in New Zealand | |
2059 | Humans have domesticated robots | |
2060 | Human race lives in peace | |
Extreme droughts across much of Earth | ||
Global temperature rise reaches 4 °C | ||
Oil runs out again | ||
2061 | Halley's comet returns | |
2062 | Uganda hosts World Cup | |
The Jetsons | ||
2063 | First human clones reach adulthood | |
Population of Moon reaches 100,000 | ||
Population of Mars reaches 10,000 | ||
Spacecraft exceed speed of light | Physics as currently understood states that it is impossible to exceed the speed of light. A monumental shift in our physics would have had to have occurred for this to come true. | |
2064 | Clean Air Act finishes reducing haze in national parks to natural levels | |
2065 | Last coral reefs die out | |
Chernobyl cleanup complete | ||
2066 | Cyprus achieves its goal | |
2067 | Americans live in domed cities and watch 3D TV | |
Redheads go extinct | ||
2068 | Ozone hole over Antarctic finishes recovering | |
Lord Jesus rules Earth from throne in Jerusalem | ||
Entire world population gay due to chemicals in the water | ||
2069 | Public masturbation legalized | |
2070 | World population peaks | |
City-scale flooding disasters | ||
60% of world's energy comes from renewable sources | ||
2071 | Europe's temperatures rise by 3 °C | |
World summer temperatures rise by 5 °C | ||
2072 | US retirement age is set to 75 | |
2073 | Oceans do not rise one foot | |
2074 | Number of 100-year-olds reaches one million | |
Supertyphoons hit Japan | ||
2075 | US retirement age set to 69 | |
2076 | Average scientific paper has more than 24 authors | |
Social Security trust fund exhausted | Social Security | |
2078 | Newspapers become obsolete and die out | |
2079 | US debt reaches 716% of GDP | US Debt |
Lodgepole pines disappear from Northwest | ||
Floods commonplace | ||
Religion marginalized | ||
2080 | Federal spending reaches 70% of GDP | |
UK population doubles | ||
2082 | World population declines to one billion | |
2084 | Robot policemen introduced | |
2085 | US deficit reaches 62% of GDP | |
2088 | Japan becomes all-robot country | |
2089 | World halts fossil fuel use | Fossil Fuels |
2090 | Global warming hits 7 °C | |
Global warming hits 4 °C | ||
2100 | Global warming around 5-7 °C | |
Sea levels have risen by a meter or more | ||
Joshua trees nearly extinct | ||
Earth's climate resembles that of the Cretaceous | ||
Germany tropical | ||
Emperor penguins extinct | ||
Arctic permafrost thaws | ||
Rising seas flood coastal cities | ||
Rain forests mostly gone due to climatic shifts | ||
All coral reefs gone | ||
Gillette introduces 14-bladed razor | Each iteration of the Gillette line or safety razors has one more blade than the previous one. MadTV has also parodied this. | |
2101 | WAR WAS BEGINNING | References Zero Wing, a 1981 Japanese computer game set in 2101, famous for poorly translated English and the source for "All your base are belong to us". |
Transcript
- THE FUTURE
- According to Google search results
- Events for each year determined by the first page of Google search results for the phrases:
"By <year>" "In year" "By the year <year>" "In the year <year>" "Will * by the year <year>" "Will * in the year <year>" "In <year>, * will" "By <year>, * will"
2012 World population reaches 7 billion Flying cars reach market Canada cuts greenhouse emissions to 6% below 1990 levels as per Kyoto Apocalypse occurs 2013 National debt paid off through President Clinton's plans Microchipping of all Americans begins Homelessness ended in Massachusetts Health care reform law repealed 2014 US leaves Afghanistan GNU/Linux becomes dominant OS 2015 New Horizons reaches Pluto Health care law causes hyperinflation 192 UN member nations achieve millennium development goals: - Extreme poverty and hunger eradicated
- Universal primary education implemented
- Women empowered, gender equality reached
- Environmental stability ensured
2016 Baby boomers begin turning 65 Android takes 38% of the smartphone market Android takes 45% of the smartphone market Windows Phone overtakes iOS in smartphones 2017 China completes unmanned Lunar sample-return mission Social Security stops running surplus US budget balanced Newspapers become obsolete and die out Cosmetic surgery doubles 2018 Social Security stops running surplus Jesus returns to Earth 2019 Social Security stops running surplus Every baby has genes mapped at birth 2020 Solar power becomes cheaper than fossil fuels Keyboards and mice become obsolete New Tappan Zee bridge constructed 2021 US debt reaches 97% of GDP US unemployment falls to 2.8% Restored caliphate unifies Middle East Lake Mead evaporates 2022 Kilimanjaro snow-free HTML 5 finished Newspapers become obsolete and die out 2023 Jesus returns to Earth (again) US debt passes 100% of GDP All unprotected ancient forests gone from Pacific Northwest 2024 Atlantis begins to reappear Orangutans extinct in wild China lands men and women on the moon NASA sets up permanent moon base Female professionals pass males in pay 2025 World population reaches 8 billion Two billion people face water shortages 62 MPG cars introduced US power fades 2026 Atlantis emerges completely Rock Bands die out US debt paid off Car accidents cease West coast falls into ocean 2027 Japan introduces new fastest Maglev train Lyndon Larouche-planned Mars colony is established Social Security stops running surplus 2028 Tobacco outlawed 40% of coral reefs gone US debt paid off Social Security stops running surplus 2029 Social Security trust fund exhausted Computers pass the Turing test Aging reversed Wikipedia reaches 30 Million articles 2030 Half of Amazon rain forest lost to logging Cancer deaths double from 2008 levels Arctic ice-free in summer 2031 Computers controlled by thought Realtors replaced by technology Social Security trust fund exhausted 2032 "Big One" hits San Francisco US elects first married lesbian President Entire world converted to Christianity 2033 Kilimanjaro ice disappears India becomes superpower Europe reaches Mars 2034 US diabetes cases double, treatment costs triple US builds autonomous robot army 2035 80% of America's energy comes from renewable sources Himalayan glaciers down 80% in size Arctic sea lane opens 2036 80% of US has access to high-speed rail Asteroid Apophis misses/hits Earth 2037 Arctic ice-free in September Social Security trust fund exhausted 2038 32-bit timestamps roll over, causing Y2K-level chaos "Big One" hits California 2039 US population hits 400 Million Severe heat waves become commonplace Scientology becomes majority religion in US 2040 Arctic summers ice-free Nanotechnology makes humans immortal 2041 Social Security trust fund exhausted 2042 2043 World population passes 9 Billion 2044 Mankind genetically engineered to be happy Childhood obesity reaches 100% 2045 Humans and machines merge 2046 World's natural resources depleted 2047 World ruled by banks and corporations Tobacco industry fails US begins using autonomous attack drones 2048 Salt-water fish extinct from overfishing Unisex bathing suits cover body from shoulder to ankle Entire US population overweight 2049 $1.000 computer exceeds computational ability of humanity Singularity occurs Fishing industry collapses 2050 80% of Earth's population lives in urban centers China controls space Sex with robots possible Cars banned from European cities One million species extinct from climate change 2051 Atmosphere escapes into space 2052 Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security spending exceed total US revenue 2053 US budget balanced Majority of Americans in prison Cars driven by dogs 2054 Hunger becomes unimaginable global problem 2055 Atmospheric CO2 doubled Oil runs out Copper, tin, lead, gold, and nickel all exhausted 2056 RFID-tagged driverless cars Robots given same rights as humans 2057 150 Japanese settlers on Mars Colorado River runs dry 2058 Smoking ends in New Zealand 2059 Humans have domesticated robots 2060 Human race lives in peace Extreme droughts across much of Earth Global temperature rise reaches 4 °C Oil runs out again 2061 Halley's comet returns 2062 Uganda hosts World Cup The Jetsons 2063 First human clones reach adulthood Population of Moon reaches 100,000 Population of Mars reaches 10,000 Spacecraft exceed speed of light 2064 Clean Air Act finishes reducing haze in national parks to natural levels 2065 Last coral reefs die out Chernobyl cleanup complete 2066 Cyprus achieves its goal 2067 Americans live in domed cities and watch 3D TV Redheads go extinct 2068 Ozone hole over Antarctic finishes recovering Lord Jesus rules Earth from throne in Jerusalem Entire world population gay due to chemicals in the water 2069 Public masturbation legalized 2070 World population peaks City-scale flooding disasters 60% of world's energy comes from renewable sources 2071 Europe's temperatures rise by 3 °C World summer temperatures rise by 5 °C 2072 US retirement age is set to 75 2073 Oceans do not rise one foot 2074 Number of 100-year-olds reaches one million Supertyphoons hit Japan 2075 US retirement age set to 69 2076 Average scientific paper has more than 24 authors Social Security trust fund exhausted 2077 2078 Newspapers become obsolete and die out 2079 US debt reaches 716% of GDP Lodgepole pines disappear from Northwest Floods commonplace Religion marginalized 2080 Federal spending reaches 70% of GDP UK population doubles 2081 2082 World population declines to one billion 2083 2084 Robot policemen introduced 2085 US deficit reaches 62% of GDP 2086 2087 2088 Japan becomes all-robot country 2089 World halts fossil fuel use 2090 Global warming hits 7 °C Global warming hits 4 °C 2091 2092 2093 2094 2095 2096 2097 2098 2099 2100 Global warming around 5-7 °C Sea levels have risen by a meter or more Joshua trees nearly extinct Earth's climate resembles that of the Cretaceous Germany tropical Emperor penguins extinct Arctic permafrost thaws Rising seas flood coastal cities Rain forests mostly gone due to climatic shifts All coral reefs gone Gillette introduces 14-bladed razor 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING
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Discussion
The explanation is really messed up. You can hardly tell where one year ends and the next begins. Can someone who's better at editing than me fix this, perhaps by putting a line across the page after each year? GizmoDude (talk) 19:11, 7 April 2016 (UTC)
This one slipped under the transcripting radar. I may do it. --Quicksilver (talk) 20:52, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
- Do not talk about radars, just do it. The transcript is done right now, but the explain section still does need a big radar!--Dgbrt (talk) 20:20, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
Find the song! I have no idea so far but the repeating phrase "Social security trust fund exhausted" should match a refrain.--Dgbrt (talk) 20:20, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
They now have the dogs driving cars... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk Let's not wait for 2053.173.245.54.90 21:01, 20 March 2014 (UTC)
Out of curiosity (I'm new to the standards of explainxkcd), are out of date pages considered incomplete? Or is it up to editors to chose when to update a pages explination. I would assume the former, except that would make maintaining the pages significantly more difficult. Also, referencing the Linux takes over. Since Android is now a part of the libux kernel,should thia be changed? It would definently put linux over the 50% mark. Mrmakeit (talk) 05:03, 4 April 2014 (UTC)
- Pages can not become out of date, as they refrence the meening of the comic at the time of creation. 108.162.216.209 15:24, 10 December 2014 (UTC)
I would change the 2nd paragraph to say that the entirety of the search results are a super long set-up and "All your base..." is the punch-line. Smperron (talk) 08:46, 10 November 2014 (UTC)
I would correct the entry in 2014 that says that the Taliban are the organisation responsible for the September 11th attacks. The more accurate explanation would be that The US believed Al Qaeda (the real organisation responsible) were hiding out in Afghanistan and that defeating the Taliban, and bringing stability to the country was an important stepping stone towards finding Osama Bin Laden. Of course we now know he was in Pakistan all along, but still that was the original rationale for invading Afghanistan.--141.101.98.192 15:27, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
This further details stuff is wrong about the comic. The lines are just random answers to Google searches. There is no explanation. I move to remove this table, or convert it into links or summaries of the articles in the links. This sucks. It is good enough as it is now without the table (as the table is random and the explanations on the table are incorrect. 108.162.216.209 22:12, 15 December 2014 (UTC)
- Let's get to work on the table then. I'm adding suitable references to incomplete sections to aid as jumping off points, from where further expansion can be done on a case-by-case basis. Can you provide some inspiration as to which explanations are most egregiously in need of correction? Pmw57 (talk) 01:44, 8 January 2015 (UTC)
As of 2014 I have noticed that a lot of US sites are moving from html to closed sources such as Adobe so the quote: "The prediction about GNU/Linux Operating Systems is ambiguous" is now fighting through government agencies. Users of Linux trying to access the volcano archive (once supplied by listserv using linux) now have to get access via Windows machines. This has to be the saddest computing news in a long time. Weatherlawyer (talk) 08:19, 4 January 2015 (UTC)
“The prediction about GNU/Linux Operating Systems is ambiguous, as Android (based on Linux) constitutes nearly 50% of the mobile OS market” — GNU/Linux refers to an operating system consisting of the GNU userland toolchain over the Linux kernel. Android is based on Linux but not GNU, therefore, it is irrelevant in GNU/Linux context. 108.162.230.107 11:18, 23 January 2015 (UTC)
Can we change this to Incomplete explanation of the month? Foldark (talk) 22:03, 28 March 2015 (UTC)
2145:War... War never changes (the Great War happens) 173.245.54.252 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Is it just my reading, or does it say "ACHEIVE" instead of "ACHIEVE" where it says something about 192 UN member nations achieving millennium development goals in the comic? (It's under 2015.) --172.68.55.70 21:45, 10 November 2016 (UTC)
- No, it reads like this for me too. (Even on the original comic page, where I'd expect it to have been long fixed already.) --172.68.11.87 19:35, 11 November 2016 (UTC)
Some of these predictions seem very realistic. 162.158.59.172 00:22, 25 December 2016 (UTC) Jawa457
I am not sure if this needs to be added or not since it was not happening when the comic was produced and it is not the government doing it but a private tech company microchipping its employees in 2017 Google results since I do not know which news articles will disappear over time. 162.158.62.231 12:03, 17 August 2017 (UTC)
I think we can delete incomplete tag. -- -- 1337-PI (talk) 04:21, 26 February 2021 (UTC) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
I feel it would have been funny, if a bit confusing, if the first few years numbers after 2037/2038 started referring to, e.g. 1970, 1971, before suddenly "Year 2038 bug finally exterminated". You know it's gonna happen... at least to some poor schmucks somewhere in the world.--Twisted Code (talk) 12:52, 22 November 2022 (UTC)
- The link is bad
Here's a working one. 162.158.93.27 14:57, 22 December 2018 (UTC)
How do I add an Incomplete tag to the top? It's now 2024 so more stuff needs to be added. -- Danger Kitty (talk) 20:18, 1 February 2024 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
- You just need the {{incomplete}} template.
- e.g.
{{incomplete|This page will need updating to account for facts known up until the start of 2024}}
, but you might instead prefer a version that follows a comment format more ofCreated by THE 2024 EQUIVALENT OF A BOT - Needs to be updated to the current year. Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.
to blend in with the 'starter' version currently used and then tweaked... 172.70.90.92 21:12, 1 February 2024 (UTC)