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This comic is about [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] attempting to find some privacy to "hook up", which is slang for engaging in sexual activity.
 
This comic is about [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] attempting to find some privacy to "hook up", which is slang for engaging in sexual activity.
  
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They start at a dormitory, which would offer some privacy. Unfortunately, the door is locked. They go to another dorm, but it is occupied by someone playing a {{w|Massively multiplayer online role-playing game|MMORPG}} who is "in a {{w|Raid (gaming)|raid}}", which means that the gamer is teaming up with others to "raid" something, probably an enemy, and loot their items. This also pokes fun at the fact that some raids may take a very long time to execute, in this case apparently taking on the order of 24 hours. (This comic was published on a Monday morning.)
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They start by going to a dorm, supposedly Cueball's; however, the door is locked. They try Megan's dorm next, but Megan's roomate is currently playing an {{w|Massively multiplayer online role-playing game|MMORPG}} and is "in a {{w|Raid_(gaming)|raid}}", which is a phrase used in {{w|World of Warcraft}} and other  or MMORPGs. A Raid is a large gathering of players that work together to defeat a difficult enemy.
  
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In the third frame, the two try to go to the library's rare book collection. Such a place would usually be deserted, making it usable for sexual activity. However, it is currently occupied by a visiting {{w|Nelson Mandela}}, who is on a tour of the school.  
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The two try to go to the library's rare book collection in the third frame. Such a place would usually be deserted, making it usable for sexual activity. However, it is currently occupied by a visiting {{w|Nelson Mandela}}, who is on a tour of the school.  
  
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Moving on to more bizarre places, they next try an {{w|Particle accelerator|accelerator tunnel}}, another place that would be private. However, the particle accelerator is in use and the door is sealed tight. This would be a normal safety feature to protect researchers (and their genitals) from being exposed to potentially dangerous ionizing radiation from the particle beam.
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Moving on to more bizarre places, they next try an {{w|Particle accelerator|accelerator tunnel}}, another place that would be very infrequently occupied by people. However, the accelerator itself is currently in use and thus the room is locked. This would be a normal safety feature to protect researchers from being exposed to potentially dangerous ionizing radiation from the particle beam.
  
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The couple then try a {{w|beaver lodge}}, which, despite being private, is too tiny to fit in, and the only entrance is underwater. What makes it more difficult to get in is that it is winter, and the ground is presumably frozen solid.
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The couple then try a {{w|beaver lodge}}, presumably another 'private' location. A beaver lodge is usually only maintained during winter, and then only accessible from underwater, not to mention the infeasibility of any human-sized figure being able to fit inside.
  
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The last place they attempt to go to is {{w|hyperspace}}, science fiction jargon for an ‘alternate dimension’ that starships supposedly use to travel faster than light. The word is frequently used in the ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movies. However, there is no evidence that anything like hyperspace exists in reality, and in fact current theories of physics do not allow it.
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Finally, with our current understanding of physics, there is neither the possibility of {{w|hyperspace}} existing, nor the possibility of getting there quickly.
  
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An {{w|inverse proportion}} is a relationship in statistics where one value decreases when the other value in the relationship increases. In this case, the caption posits that the more you want to make love, the less private space there is available to do so.
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The caption is a parody of other laws of physics, such as "brightness is inversely proportional to distance from the source".
  
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The title text indicates that the two eventually found privacy for sex in a laboratory, but inadvertently got Megan pregnant. This is a parody of news articles discussing whether scientists can create synthetic life in a lab. This eventual headline appears in a few [[1037: Umwelt]] frames as "Scientists Create Life In Lab", with a similar secondary headline/caption as the punchline.
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The title text indicates that the two eventually found privacy for sex in a laboratory, but inadvertently got Megan pregnant. This is a parody of news articles discussing whether scientists can create synthetic life in a lab. This eventual headline appears in a few [[1037: Umwelt]] frames as "Scientists Create Life In Lab".
  
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The comic [[658: Orbitals]] is similar in nature to this comic.
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The comic [[658: Orbitals]] similarly discusses unconventional places needed for romantic activity.
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:Beaver Lodge:
 
:Beaver Lodge:
 
:[Megan climbing on top of a dirt mound while Cueball stands on the ice beside it. A cross-section reveals a beaver inside the mound and a submerged entrance.]
 
:[Megan climbing on top of a dirt mound while Cueball stands on the ice beside it. A cross-section reveals a beaver inside the mound and a submerged entrance.]
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:Frozen over for winter to keep out predators, only accessible via underwater entrance
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:Frozen over for winter to keep out predators; only accessible via underwater entrance
  
 
:Hyperspace:
 
:Hyperspace:
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:College Law #27:
 
:College Law #27:
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:The availibility [sic] of private space is inversely proportional to the desirability of the hookup.
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:The availability of private space is inversely proportional to the desirability of the hookup.
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==Official Transcript==
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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:Dorm:
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:<nowiki>[[An incredibly libidinous, extremely attractive couple try and enter one person's dorm room.]]</nowiki>
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:Locked.
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:Other Dorm:
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:<nowiki>[[The same couple in the other person's dorm room, where the roommate is sitting at a computer playing an MMO]]</nowiki>
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:Roommate: I'll be done tuesday.
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:Roommate in raid
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:Library Rare Book Collection:
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:<nowiki>[[Libidinous couple staring inside the room from outside.  Nelson Mandela and other university workers inside the room, looking at some extremely expensive items]]</nowiki>
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:Occupied by tour for visiting Nelson Mandela
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:Accelerator Tunnel:
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:<nowiki>[[Couple stares at a heavy, imposing door denying them entry]]</nowiki>
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:Sealed while beam is in operation.
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:Beaver Lodge (stop snickering!):
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:<nowiki>[[couple attempting to enter an occupied beaver lodge]]</nowiki>
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:Frozen over for winter to keep out predators; only accessible via underwater entrance.
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:Hyperspace:
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:<nowiki>[[Couple in front of a number of highly advanced physics textbooks]]</nowiki>
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:Person 1: Are you *sure*?
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:Ruled out by current understanding of physics.
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</div>
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[[Category:Video games]]
 
[[Category:Video games]]
 
[[Category:Physics]]
 
[[Category:Physics]]
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[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]
 

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