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Positive and negative customer reviews are explained like matter and antimatter. Physically, antimatter can be seen as matter going backwards in time.
The people giving negative reviews are Merlin (the wizard from the legends of King Arthur) and B. Button (from the short story "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" and its film adaptation). Merlin remembers the future; in the T. H. White novel series The Once and Future King, he is said to have been born at the wrong end of time and live backwards. Benjamin Button was born with the physical appearance of an old man and grows younger as time progresses. There are many examples of such "Merlin Sickness" in fiction. Merlin was mentioned earlier in 270: Merlin.
In the title text, Randall gives an example of a positive review, which seems to actually be a negative review backwards in time.
So it gets philosophical and subjective: Are there only positive experiences in life - some going forward, some backwards in life. Or actually only negative ones.
Or is the positivity of an event not the only deciding property, whether one should see it as going forwards or backwards in life, like electric charge in antimatter: positrons, the antimatter counterpart of electrons have positive, i.e. reversed, charge, but there exist positive and negative matter, and positive and negative antimatter at the same time.
The use of the phrase 'physics tells us...' may be alluding to the way people use 'physics' or 'science' to justify nonsense. See 1240: Quantum Mechanics and 1475: Technically.
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- SmartQuench 9000
- Sports Drink
- 20 oz 12-pack
- -Customer reviews-
- Amy 2015
- [4/5 stars]
- Perfect after a run
- [5/5 stars]
- My favorite flavor
- [1/5 stars]
- Drinking this made me thirstier
- [4/5 stars]
- Good price
- B Button
- [1/5 stars]
- Drank 3 bottles on a hot day and got dehydrated!
- [Caption below the panel:]
- Physics tells us that negative reviews are really just positive reviews from people traveling backward in time.
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