1006: Sloppier Than Fiction
|Sloppier Than Fiction|
Title text: Roger Ebert once called you directionless and unwatchable.
This comic is basically about a terrible person that Cueball is somehow talking to, possibly at a bar or party as Goatee Guy is carrying a drink.
The title of this comic is a play on the phrase "Stranger than Fiction", which means that sometimes real life can lead to some unexpected ups and downs that would not even make sense in a fictional representation in a book or a movie. Goatee Guy's life, unfortunately for him, is "Sloppier than Fiction".
Oh and FYI, if anyone ever says "It wasn't technically cheating"... it was cheating.
- [A douchebag with a goatee and a bad haircut talks to Cueball.]
- Goatee Guy: Even though it technically wasn't cheating, she dumped me anyway! So I tell Bret, and he's like "She sounds just like my crazy ex." And I was like, "dude, what was her name?" and it was the same girl. I swear, if they made my life into a movie, no one would believe it.
- Cueball: Yeah, though mostly because of the poorly-written dialogue and unlikeable main character.