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Oddly considering Paul was Jewish (as was Jesus) most Christian versions of the bible have slanted their beliefs to allow a comma after the word father in the verse quoted. Just found out that so do Unitarian bibles. Does Jewish have commas?
 
Oddly considering Paul was Jewish (as was Jesus) most Christian versions of the bible have slanted their beliefs to allow a comma after the word father in the verse quoted. Just found out that so do Unitarian bibles. Does Jewish have commas?
:With a large "if I'm remembering right" first... The relevant book of the Bible was written in Greek. They didn't even put spaces between words, much less use punctuation, but why would that make it strange for commas to be used in English translations?[[Special:Contributions/173.245.50.174|173.245.50.174]] 17:47, 5 September 2015 (UTC)
 
  
 
The play on the quote in the comic is that it is plus or minus Jesus as god in that verse. Rather a loaded quote from a trained lawyer!
 
The play on the quote in the comic is that it is plus or minus Jesus as god in that verse. Rather a loaded quote from a trained lawyer!
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:Assuming you mean the quote from Corinthians, that's in the New Testament only.  Jews don't have that book at all.--[[Special:Contributions/199.27.133.131|199.27.133.131]] 02:19, 5 February 2015 (UTC)
 
:Assuming you mean the quote from Corinthians, that's in the New Testament only.  Jews don't have that book at all.--[[Special:Contributions/199.27.133.131|199.27.133.131]] 02:19, 5 February 2015 (UTC)
 
<blockquote>While all three of these are Abrahamic religions, and as such have some overlap in their beliefs and texts, combining them all into one religion would be far from a simple process….</blockquote>
 
I dunno, it seems to have worked for the Orange Catholics in ''Dune''. -- [[User:KarMann|KarMann]] ([[User talk:KarMann|talk]]) 11:38, 19 November 2021 (UTC)
 
: Messianic Judaism is a thing, so Judaism and Christianity have already been combined. So really, you just need to figure out how to combine Messianic Judaism and Islam. Now, basically every follower of any Abrahamic religion will inevitably consider the hybrid religion to be heretical... [[Special:Contributions/172.71.150.67|172.71.150.67]] 20:24, 31 January 2024 (UTC)
 
 
Reminds of me the First Amalgated Church from Futurama... "Dearly liked, here we are, gathered before one or more gods or fewer."
 
[[Special:Contributions/172.71.158.25|172.71.158.25]] 03:14, 19 July 2023 (UTC)
 
 
No mainstream christian denominations "follow such a doctrine", because that's not a doctrine, it's heresy. (although, "mainstream" (mainline) christian denominations have many heretical churches these days)[[Special:Contributions/172.70.214.133|172.70.214.133]] 18:37, 31 January 2024 (UTC)
 

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