Editing User:BlackHat

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'''Hello,''' all! My name is Black Hat, as you may have heard, and here's a few other things about me:
:I'm a sociopath,
:I'm currently dating a citizen of Denmark,
:I enjoy nerd-sniping, such as letting y'all know that there is actually a hidden message in this very inconspicuous line of text,
:and ([[1555: Exoplanet Names 2|just to make the debate a little more confusing]] my hat does not actually represent black hat hacking, but rather the half-rest symbol in music. [[1401: New|Headcannon]], as it were.
:...Oh, and I also like to leave parentheses open. (The suspense stays with you all day! Right, [[User:Danish|Danish]]?

My favourite comics:

[[12: Poisson]]
[[24: Godel, Escher, Kurt Halsey]]
[[29: Hitler]]
[[45: Schrodinger]]
[[64: Solar Plexus]]
[[72: Classhole]]
[[77: Bored with the Internet]]
[[81: Attention, shopper]]
[[86: Digital Rights Management]]
[[89: Gravitational Mass]]
[[114: Computational Linguists]]
[[123: Centrifugal Force]]
[[125: Marketing Interview]]
[[138: Pointers]]
[[142: Parody Week: Megatokyo]]
[[146: Join Myspace]]
[[156: Commented]]
[[163: Donald Knuth]]
[[169: Words that End in GRY]]
[[178: Not Really Into Pokemon]]
[[190: IPoD]]
[[191: Lojban]]
[[206: Reno Rhymes]]
[[217: e to the pi Minus pi]]
[[246: Labyrinth Puzzle]]
[[262: IN UR REALITY]]
[[278: Black Hat Support]]
[[298: Tesla Coil]]
[[306: Orphaned Projects]]
[[322: Pix Plz]]
[[325: A-Minus-Minus]]
[[351: Trolling]]
[[356: Nerd Sniping]]
[[360: Writers Strike]]
[[368: Bass]]
[[374: Journal]]
[[377: Journal 2]]
[[405: Journal 3]]
[[412: Startled]]
[[432: Journal 4]]
[[433: Journal 5]]
[[434: xkcd Goes to the Airport]]
[[440: Road Rage]]
[[442: xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel]]
[[455: Hats]]
[[481: Listen to Yourself]]
[[482: Height]]
[[488: Steal This Comic]]
[[493: Actuarial]]
[[494: Secretary: Part 1]]
[[495: Secretary: Part 2]]
[[496: Secretary: Part 3]]
[[497: Secretary: Part 4]]
[[498: Secretary: Part 5]]
[[506: Theft of the Magi]]
[[515: No One Must Know]]
[[521: 2008 Christmas Special]]
[[524: Party]]
[[527: Keynote]]
[[542: Cover-Up]]
[[545: Neutrality Schmeutrality]]
[[562: Parking]]
[[596: Latitude]]
[[611: Disaster Voyeurism]]
[[620: Wings]]
[[666: Silent Hammer]]
[[669: Experiment]]
[[697: Tensile vs. Shear Strength]]
[[757: Toot]]
[[766: Green Flash]]
[[779: Anxiety]]
[[785: Open Mic Night]]
[[792: Password Reuse]]
[[801: Golden Hammer]]
[[804: Pumpkin Carving]]
[[825: Guest Week: Jeffrey Rowland (Overcompensating)]]
[[826: Guest Week: Zach Weiner (SMBC)]]
[[848: 3D]]
[[908: The Cloud]]
[[925: Cell Phones]]
[[929: Speculation]]
[[952: Stud Finder]]
[[954: Chin-Up Bar]]
[[958: Hotels]]
[[959: Caroling]]
[[972: November]]
[[984: Space Launch System]]
[[1000: 1000 Comics]]
[[1005: SOPA]]
[[1014: Car Problems]]
[[1027: Pickup Artist]]
[[1037: Umwelt]]
[[1055: Kickstarter]]
[[1062: Budget News]]
[[1063: Kill Hitler]]
[[1086: Eyelash Wish Log]]
[[1094: Interview]]
[[1102: Fastest-Growing]]
[[1110: Click and Drag]]
[[1136: Broken Mirror]]
[[1137: RTL]]
[[1139: Rubber and Glue]]
[[1159: Countdown]]
[[1191: The Past]]
[[1207: AirAware]]
[[1210: I'm So Random]]
[[1241: Annoying Ringtone Champion]]
[[1243: Snare]]
[[1251: Anti-Glass]]
[[1284: Improved Keyboard]]
[[1327: Mobile Marketing]]
[[1330: Kola Borehole]]
[[1401: New]]
[[1408: March of the Penguins]]
[[1416: Pixels]]
[[1426: Reduce Your Payments]]
[[1439: Rack Unit]]
[[1450: AI-Box Experiment]]
[[1455: Trolley Problem]]
[[1515: Basketball Earth]]
[[1555: Exoplanet Names 2]]
[[1559: Driving]]
[[1581: Birthday]]
[[1608: Hoverboard]]
[[1651: Robotic Garage]]
[[1663: Garden]]
[[1670: Laws of Physics]]
[[1680: Black Hole]]
[[1708: Dehydration]]
[[1717: Pyramid Honey]]
[[1751: Movie Folder]]
[[1753: Thumb War]]
[[1754: Tornado Safety Tips]]
[[1756: I'm With Her]]
[[1776: Reindeer]]
[[1777: Dear Diary]]
[[1786: Trash]]
[[1807: Listening]]
[[1842: Anti-Drone Eagles]]
[[1864: City Nicknames]]
[[1881: Drone Training]]
[[1883: Supervillain Plan]]
[[1943: Universal Dreams]]
[[1975: Right Click]]
[[2008: Irony Definition]]
[[2067: Challengers]]
[[2073: Kilogram]]
[[2103: Midcontinent Rift System]]
[[2174: First News Memory]]
[[2197: Game Show]]
[[2201: Foucault Pendulum]]
[[2234: How To Deliver Christmas Presents]]
[[2239: Data Error]]
[[2321: Low-Background Metal]]
[[2343: Mathematical Symbol Fight]]
[[2348: Boat Puzzle]]
[[2350: Deer Turrets]]
[[2353: Hurricane Hunters]]
[[2431: Leap Year 2021]]
[[2450: Post Vaccine Social Scheduling]]
[[2455: Virus Consulting]]
[[The Rise of Open Access]]

Lastly, things that I have contributed to explainxkcd:
:-Completing the explanations for characters 647-1000 in [[1000: 1000 Comics/1000 characters]]
:-Compiling the list of stickers from [[2288]]
:And that's about it.

See ya!
No, really, I can see you through your screen. It's because I hacked your camera, and enhanced it so that it can see through the tape you may have over it. (Don't let Danish find out about it, though.)