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== Birthday ==
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Did you know that gray hair makes you look much older than you really are?
It happened that my birthday is the day immediately after yours. And our last names are almost spelled the same. [[User:Memo Spike Connector|2503: Memo Spike Connector]] ([[User talk:Memo Spike Connector|talk]]) 06:12, 12 April 2023 (UTC)
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People with white/gray hair are often marginalized for social reasons.
  
It seems that we have a lot in common. [[User:Unreliable Connection|2659: Unreliable Connection]] ([[User talk:Unreliable Connection|talk]]) 09:06, 12 April 2023 (UTC)
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Want to look much younger than you do now? Get rid of gray hair.
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But not with hair dye, as dyed hair has no benefits, only negative aspects such as:
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-- After just one week of dyeing, gray roots become visible.
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-- Dye damages hair severely.
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-- Dyed hair looks even worse than gray hair, especially in men.
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-- Dyeing too often becomes too expensive at some point and damages hair and scalp.
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-- Hair dyeing requires a lot of time, it's messy, and has an unpleasant smell...
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--... and the negative aspects do not stop here.
  
:Our birthdays all fall in the same month. [[User:Missed Connections|935: Missed Connections]] ([[User talk:Missed Connections|talk]]) 23:43, 17 April 2023 (UTC)
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WHAT CAN YOU DO to get rid of gray hair naturally without hair dye?
::You're not fooling anyone and, with messages like the above, it seems you don't care. Do what you do, and if it's not contrary to the site ethos/good practice then it's tolerable (whether or not it's annoying). But there's really no need to 'fake' different personæ. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.162.161|172.70.162.161]]
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Use Sereni Capelli products from the official website https://serenicapelli.com
::PS. "Blanked the page", as an edit explanation, is not only inaccurate but it's also your attempt to hide awkward details from the more casual viewer. Surely you're not brazen enough to make it obvious, yet shy enough as to really not want to be called out on it? [[Special:Contributions/172.71.242.191|172.71.242.191]] 11:06, 25 April 2023 (UTC)
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These products bring gray/white hair back to its natural color in a natural way.
::PPS. Don't try to comment this out, either, you who are sometimes needlessly pretending to be the personification of various comics. I will not accept your authority on this matter. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.67|172.70.85.67]] 09:16, 26 April 2023 (UTC)
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The magical composition of these products nourishes the scalp and hair, stimulating the body to produce hair color again.
::The comic will come back and swear at you if you keep skepticizing. There is too much skepticism. It looks like few people believe in fictions. {{unsigned ip|172.69.22.213|22:54, 26 April 2023})
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Exactly! These products do not contain dyes or pigments, but help the body produce hair color again.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!
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IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS OF THESE PRODUCTS IN 15 DAYS, YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
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It is the brand's global policy.
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Anyone, from anywhere in the world, can get their money back if they are not satisfied.
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THESE PRODUCTS COME IN A PACKAGE WITH OTHER BENEFITS.
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The same products you use to get rid of gray hair also bring you the following benefits:
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-- Treats and prevents dandruff.
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-- Treats and prevents alopecia.
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-- Stops hair loss permanently.
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-- Helps hair grow up to 4 times faster.
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-- Helps hair that has fallen out and where bald spots have formed to grow again, as long as the root still exists under the skin.
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-- Hydrates hair and restores its shine.
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In short, these products are an elixir of youth for your hair and scalp.
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It's worth a try. You have nothing to lose. If you're not satisfied, you'll get your money back right away.
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Millions of people are now living a better life. Don't you deserve it?
  
 
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