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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
[[File:DBCooper.jpg|thumb|150px|Cooper]]
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[[File:DBCooper.jpg|thumb|Cooper]]
In 1971, a man referred to by the media as [[D. B. Cooper]] hijacked a Boeing 727 and escaped with $200,000 in ransom money (equivalent to $900,000 in 2003 or $1,250,000 in 2020). While the FBI maintains that Cooper was most likely killed when he parachuted from the plane, they have never determined his identity, and the investigation was called off in 2016, making it the United States' only unsolved plane hijacking. (This mystery was later referenced in [[1501: Mysteries]], and then again in [[2452: Aviation Firsts]].)
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In 1971, a man referred to by the media as {{w|D. B. Cooper}} hijacked a Boeing 727 and escaped with $200,000 in ransom money (equivalent to $1,160,000 in 2014). While the FBI maintains that Cooper was most likely killed when he parachuted from the plane, they have never determined his identity, and the investigation was called off in 2016, making it the United States' only unsolved plane hijacking. (This mystery was later referenced in [[1501: Mysteries]].)
  
[[File:Tommy Wiseau.jpg|thumb|150px|Wiseau]]
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[[File:Tommy Wiseau.jpg|thumb|Wiseau]]
In 2003, {{w|Tommy Wiseau}} released {{w|The Room (film)|''The Room''}}, which is considered by many to be the worst film ever made, but has also earned a sizable number of fans who uphold it as a prime example of a film that is "{{w|so bad, it's good}}". In the decade since, Wiseau has become something of an icon alongside his infamous movie, of which he was the producer, writer, director, and main star. Surprisingly little, however, is known about him. The comic refers to "The Room" as "...the '{{w|Citizen Kane}}' of bad movies." This is a comparison between what is widely considered the best film of all time, which was, coincidentally the first film produced by, written by, directed by, and starring Orson Welles and what is widely considered the worst film of all time, the first film produced by, written by, directed by, and starring Tommy Wiseau.
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In 2003, {{w|Tommy Wiseau}} released {{w|The Room (film)|''The Room''}}, considered by many the worst film ever made. In the decade since he has become something of an icon alongside his infamous movie, of which he was the producer, writer, director, and star. Surprisingly little, however, is known about him. The comic refers to "The Room" as "...the 'Citizen Kane' of bad movies." This is a comparison between what is widely considered the best film of all time, which was, coincidentally the first film produced by, written by, directed by, and starring Orson Welles and what is widely considered the worst film of all time, the first film produced by, written by, directed by, and starring Tommy Wiseau.
  
 
This comic points to similarities between several details of Cooper and Wiseau's stories:
 
This comic points to similarities between several details of Cooper and Wiseau's stories:
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|"Vanished mysteriously with a large amount of money":<p>Cooper escaped with $200,000 in 1971 dollars, equivalent to around $1.3M today. $5,800 of that money was recovered in 1980 in the vicinity of where Cooper jumped from the plane, but the rest was never found. Assuming Cooper survived, he would have had decades to turn the $200k into an even larger fortune.</p>
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|"Vanished mysteriously with a large amount of money":<p>Cooper escaped with $200,000 in 1971 dollars, equivalent to around $1.2M today. $5,800 of that money was recovered in 1980 in the vicinity of where Cooper jumped from the plane, but the rest was never found. Assuming Cooper survived, he would have had decades to turn the $200k into an even larger fortune.</p>
|"Appeared mysteriously with a large amount of money":<p>''The Room'' cost $6 million to make, and initially grossed a mere $1,900—a loss of 99.97% of the investment. It is generally assumed that all or most of that money was Wiseau's own, which raises the question of how he obtained such wealth. Although Wiseau claims to have earned his money by selling toys to tourists, and later factory-reject jeans, his ''Room'' co-star {{w|Greg Sestero}} considers it very unlikely that he earned so many millions this way.</p>
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|"Appeared mysteriously with a large amount of money":<p>''The Room'' cost $6 million to make, and initially grossed a mere $1,900—a loss of 99.97% of the investment. It is generally assumed that all or most of that money was Wiseau's own, which raises the question of how he obtained such wealth. Although Wiseau claims to have earned his money by selling toys to tourists, and later factory-reject jeans, his friend and ''Room'' co-star {{w|Greg Sestero}} considers it very unlikely that he earned so many millions this way.</p>
 
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|"Real age/name unknown":<p>Cooper's real name remains unknown. While he was estimated to be in his mid-40s, his precise age is also unknown.</p>
 
|"Real age/name unknown":<p>Cooper's real name remains unknown. While he was estimated to be in his mid-40s, his precise age is also unknown.</p>
|"Colleague says he's much older than he claims":<p>In 2010, Wiseau stated that he was 41. Sestero, however, says he was born in the 1950s. If born in 1950, he would have been 21 when Cooper jumped.</p>
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|"Colleague says he's much older than he claims":<p>In 2010, Wiseau stated that he was 41. Sestero, however, says he was born in the 1950s.</p>
 
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|"Ambiguous, possibly affected speaking style ('negotiable American currency')":<p>Cooper's use of this unusual phrase has led to speculation about his origins, including as to whether he was perhaps not an American.</p>
 
|"Ambiguous, possibly affected speaking style ('negotiable American currency')":<p>Cooper's use of this unusual phrase has led to speculation about his origins, including as to whether he was perhaps not an American.</p>
|"Ambiguous, possibly affected speaking style ('You are tearing me apart, Lisa!')":<p>The most famously melodramatic line from ''The Room'', [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"] is one of several which highlights Wiseau's unusual accent and less-than-complete command of the English language. As with Cooper's "negotiable American currency," it is phrased in a way not typical of American English.</p><p>The phrase "You're tearing me apart!" originally appeared in ''{{w|Rebel Without a Cause}}'', though it appeared in a more appropriate context. Wiseau simply wanted to include the phrase because he adored James Dean, without considering how the phrase ended up feeling in his movie.</p>
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|"Ambiguous, possibly affected speaking style ('You are tearing me apart, Lisa!')":<p>The most famously melodramatic line from ''The Room'', [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"] is one of several which highlights Wiseau's unusual accent and less-than-complete command of the English language. As with Cooper's "negotiable American currency," it is phrased in a way not typical of American English.</p>
 
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|"Fate unknown":<p>Cooper has not been seen since he jumped from the plane, though the FBI has investigated over a thousand "serious suspects." He either died trying to jump from the plane, or disappeared completely after touching down.</p>
 
|"Fate unknown":<p>Cooper has not been seen since he jumped from the plane, though the FBI has investigated over a thousand "serious suspects." He either died trying to jump from the plane, or disappeared completely after touching down.</p>
|"Background unknown":<p>Despite Wiseau being a public figure for over a decade since the release of ''The Room'', little is definitively known about his background. Sestero says Wiseau was born somewhere in Eastern Europe - people who have traced his family tree found his family are likely from {{w|Poznań}}, central Poland. Wiseau has said he has moved back and forth between Europe and the U.S. throughout his life, spending significant time in France and Louisiana. His accent is hard to place.</p><p>His legal name, place of birth, date of birth, and nationality are all unknown, as are most of the details of how he's spent his life.</p>
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|"Background unknown":<p>Despite Wiseau being a public figure for over a decade since the release of ''The Room'', little is definitively known about his background. Sestero says Wiseau was born somewhere in Eastern Europe - people who have traced his family tree found his family are likely from {{w|Poznań}}, central Poland. Wiseau has said he has moved back and forth between Europe and the U.S. throughout his life, spending significant time in France and Louisiana. His accent is clearly European, but is otherwise hard to place.</p><p>His legal name, place of birth, date of birth, and nationality are all unknown, as are most of the details of how he's spent his life.</p>
 
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The comic then compares an FBI sketch of Cooper with a photograph of Wiseau, apparently to claim that they have similar appearances.  The only real similarity is that they're both wearing sunglasses. 
 
  
 
However, these are only a few cherry-picked aspects of their lives, and do not seriously suggest that they are the same person. For example, even if we assume that Wiseau was born in 1950, and that Cooper was only 35 (probably the youngest age which can be mistaken for mid-40s) in 1971, that leaves a 14-year gap between their ages. Likewise, Cooper was said to have either an American or Canadian accent, while Wiseau's bizarre accent is certainly not North American. While [[Cueball]]'s theory in this comic is clearly a joke on [[Randall]]'s part, given Randall's [[258: Conspiracy Theories|known]] [[690: Semicontrolled Demolition|distaste]] [[966: Jet Fuel|for]] conspiracy theories, this may also be making fun of people who base theories off of minor details while ignoring contradictory ones and bigger-picture questions. The question in the title text, for instance, notes that Cooper would have gone through a huge amount of effort just to produce a movie; a similar rhetorical device is often used against convoluted conspiracy theories, where one points out a vastly simpler way for the supposed conspirators to have accomplished their goals.
 
However, these are only a few cherry-picked aspects of their lives, and do not seriously suggest that they are the same person. For example, even if we assume that Wiseau was born in 1950, and that Cooper was only 35 (probably the youngest age which can be mistaken for mid-40s) in 1971, that leaves a 14-year gap between their ages. Likewise, Cooper was said to have either an American or Canadian accent, while Wiseau's bizarre accent is certainly not North American. While [[Cueball]]'s theory in this comic is clearly a joke on [[Randall]]'s part, given Randall's [[258: Conspiracy Theories|known]] [[690: Semicontrolled Demolition|distaste]] [[966: Jet Fuel|for]] conspiracy theories, this may also be making fun of people who base theories off of minor details while ignoring contradictory ones and bigger-picture questions. The question in the title text, for instance, notes that Cooper would have gone through a huge amount of effort just to produce a movie; a similar rhetorical device is often used against convoluted conspiracy theories, where one points out a vastly simpler way for the supposed conspirators to have accomplished their goals.
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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball is using a baton to point towards a projector.]
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:'''Panel 1'''
 
:D.B. Cooper
 
:D.B. Cooper
:<small>("Dan Cooper")</small>
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:("Dan Cooper")
  
 
:Hijacked a plane in the 1970s.
 
:Hijacked a plane in the 1970s.
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:*Fate unknown
 
:*Fate unknown
  
:[Cueball has his palm out.]
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:'''Panel 2'''
 
:Tommy Wiseau
 
:Tommy Wiseau
:<small>("Johnny")</small>
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:("Johnny")
  
 
:Wrote, directed, and starred in
 
:Wrote, directed, and starred in
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:*Background unknown
 
:*Background unknown
  
:[Two images captioned "Cooper (FBI sketch)" and "Wiseau (Flickr photo by Al Pavangkanan)".]
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:'''Panel 3'''
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:[Images captioned Cooper (FBI sketch) and Wiseau (Flickr photo by Al Pavangkanan)]
  
:Offscreen voice: This is the dumbest theory I've ever heard.
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:Offscreen: This is the dumbest theory I've ever heard.
 
:Cueball: But it explains ''everything!!''
 
:Cueball: But it explains ''everything!!''
 
==Trivia==
 
This is the first xkcd comic featuring [[D. B. Cooper]].
 
  
 
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