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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | This comic humorously compares the relationship between humans and {{w|satellites}} to the relationship between humans and {{w|pet}}s | + | {{incomplete|Created by a KESSLER SYNDROME. Incredibly stubby. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}} |
+ | This comic humorously compares the relationship between humans and {{w|satellites}} to the relationship between humans and {{w|pet}}s, with [[Science Girl]] "adopting" an "abandoned" satellite, and being lectured by her parents on how to properly discard it once it stops working, using terms and processes normally applied to satellites. ("{{w|Graveyard orbit}}" and "{{w|Kessler syndrome}}" and the {{w|Spacecraft cemetery|bit of the sea}} that is the South Pacific Ocean Uninhabited Area). | ||
− | A | + | A graveyard orbit is an orbit far away from operational satellites, used as a cheaper alternative to de-orbiting a satellite and letting it burn up. Typically this is achieved by briefly accelerating the satellite to send it further away from Earth; thus, Science Girl's parents refer to "boosting" the satellite into a graveyard orbit. |
− | + | Kessler syndrome refers to a scenario where Earth has become surrounded by so much man-made debris that cascading collisions make space activities difficult. Apparently Science Girl has recreated this scenario before in her parents' home, requiring extensive cleanup. | |
− | The title text is more advice from | + | The title text is more advice from Science Girl's parents. They tell her that if she is going to let her satellite reenter the atmosphere and burn up, she should do it above the bathtub. This echoes how satellites in orbit can be purposefully deorbited, and are usually planned so that any debris that isn't fully destroyed lands in the ocean and do not pose a safety risk. |
− | + | Abandoned satellites were in the news recently, as 2 defunct satellites [https://www.space.com/no-satellite-crash-of-space-junk-iras-ggse-4.html had a near miss] on January 29, 2020. This is becoming more of an issue, especially in Low Earth Orbit, as more and more satellites are built, and old satellites go defunct. | |
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+ | Humans being orbited by space objects previously featured in [[1300: Galilean Moons]]. | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
− | :[ | + | :[Science Girl is facing Cueball and Megan. A small satellite orbits her.] |
− | : | + | :Science Girl: Hey, look, I found a satellite! Can I keep it? Please? |
:Cueball: Sweetie, no. | :Cueball: Sweetie, no. | ||
:Megan: Put it back where you found it. | :Megan: Put it back where you found it. | ||
− | :[ | + | :[Only Science Girl is visible.] |
− | : | + | :Science Girl: But I think it was abandoned! |
− | : | + | :Science Girl: And it's so cute! |
− | : | + | :Science Girl: Please? |
− | : | + | :Science Girl: Pleeeease? |
− | :[ | + | :[The frame expands again. Sciene Girl has her arms raised.] |
:Megan: Fine. But you have to promise to boost it to a graveyard orbit when it stops working. Don't just leave it drifting around. | :Megan: Fine. But you have to promise to boost it to a graveyard orbit when it stops working. Don't just leave it drifting around. | ||
− | : | + | :Science Girl: Yaaaay! |
− | :[ | + | :[Science Girl is facing Cueball and Megan. She has lowered her arms.] |
− | :Cueball: We're serious. I am | + | :Cueball: We're serious. I am ''not'' cleaning up after Kessler syndrome again. |
:Megan: We couldn't use the dining room for ''weeks!'' | :Megan: We couldn't use the dining room for ''weeks!'' | ||
− | : | + | :Science Girl: <small>I promise, I promise.</small> |
{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]] | ||
− | [[Category:Comics featuring | + | [[Category:Comics featuring Science Girl]] |
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | [[Category:Comics featuring Megan]] | ||
− | [[Category:Space | + | [[Category:Space]] |