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:[Megan is on the phone.]
 
:[Megan is on the phone.]
 
:Megan: Can my boyfriend come along?
 
:Megan: Can my boyfriend come along?
 
:[Cueball talks to Megan.]
 
 
:Cueball: I'm not your boyfriend!
 
:Cueball: I'm not your boyfriend!
 
:Megan: You totally are.
 
:Megan: You totally are.
 
:Cueball: I'm casually dating a number of people.
 
:Cueball: I'm casually dating a number of people.
 
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:[Megan points to a chart.]
:[Megan points to a chart with gray box plot with a single black dot as an outlier to the far right.]
 
 
:Megan: But you spend twice as much time with me as with anyone else. I'm a clear outlier.
 
:Megan: But you spend twice as much time with me as with anyone else. I'm a clear outlier.
 
:[Cueball puts his hand on his chin while Megan spreads out her arms.]
 
 
:Cueball: Your math is irrefutable.
 
:Cueball: Your math is irrefutable.
 
:Megan: Face it—I'm your statistically significant other.
 
:Megan: Face it—I'm your statistically significant other.

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