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==Explanation== | ==Explanation== | ||
− | {{w|Sports Illustrated}}, while a sports magazine (from what the title implies), is infamous for its {{w|Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue|Swimsuit Issue}}, a yearly issue that heavily features women wearing revealing swimsuits (again, from what the title implies), something generally agreed upon as inappropriate for children. | + | {{w|Sports Illustrated}}, while a sports magazine (from what the title implies), is infamous for its {{w|Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue|Swimsuit Issue}}, a yearly issue that heavily features women wearing revealing swimsuits (again, from what the title implies), something generally agreed upon as inappropriate for children. |
− | However, the joke is on the father. Before he could stop the child from reading, the child had already made it clear that he | + | However, the joke is on the father. Before he could stop the child from reading, the child had already made it clear that he has seen {{w|Hardcore pornography|hard-core pornography}} in the {{w|Pop-up ad|pop-up ads}} he has encountered. He is familiar with the sight of women being "double penetrated" (i.e. engaged in simultaneous vaginal and anal sex), and indicates that these women are completely naked (implied by his surprise to see similar-looking women wearing swimsuits in the magazine). Thus, the swimsuit issue, in which the women are wearing ''some'' clothing and are not engaged in sexual activity, is relatively tame by comparison. |
− | The title text has [[Randall]] suggest that {{w|Ad blocking|pop-up blockers}} are far more important than {{w|The birds and the bees}}, a stance that most people do not agree with | + | The title text has [[Randall]] suggest that {{w|Ad blocking|pop-up blockers}} are far more important than {{w|The birds and the bees}}, a stance that most people do not agree with {{Citation needed}}. There is some sense towards this approach, however. While "the birds and the bees" would have to wait until the child has developed sufficiently in order to get the proper effect, pop-up blockers are a more urgent need that would prevent a child from looking at inappropriate content before then. Pop-up blockers alone would not prevent '''everything''', but they are a valuable asset nonetheless. |
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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:Father: Oh! That's daddy's ''Sports Illustrated'' Swimsuit Issue! It's not appropriate for— | :Father: Oh! That's daddy's ''Sports Illustrated'' Swimsuit Issue! It's not appropriate for— | ||
− | : | + | :Boy: Wow! They look just like the ladies who get double-penetrated in the popup ads! But with clothes on! Gosh! |
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{{comic discussion}} | {{comic discussion}} | ||
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[[Category:Sex]] | [[Category:Sex]] | ||
[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]] | [[Category:Multiple Cueballs]] | ||
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