Editing User:452

Jump to: navigation, search

Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.

The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then save the changes below to finish undoing the edit.
Latest revision Your text
Line 1: Line 1:
 
==Status==
 
==Status==
*18:30, 4 July 2015 (UTC) Off-line. I'm no longer running my script, as it's just finding fewer and fewer results, likely because there are fewer and fewer people adding new content.  Others are free to use my script.
+
<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s>
 
+
:Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
;Phase 1.
+
----
:Saving reasons, usernames and text only.  No images or permalinks IDs saved.
 
*All usernames have been found
 
*All reasons for data loss have been found
 
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
 
 
 
;Phase 2.
 
:Saving permalink and images IDs
 
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
 
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
 
 
 
===Count history===
 
*04-22: [25474] (unique: 2167) +80  /9
 
*04-21: [25396] (unique: 2158) +50  /4
 
*04-20: [25349] (unique: 2154) +60  /5
 
*04-19: [25281] (unique: 2149) +100 /3
 
*04-18: [25186] (unique: 2146) +100 /14
 
*04-17: [25046] (unique: 2132) +100 /7
 
*04-16: [24904] (unique: 2125) +200 /3
 
*04-15: [24727] (unique: 2122) +400 /15
 
*04-14: [24370] (unique: 2107) +500 /18
 
*04-13: [23886] (unique: 2089) +700 /13
 
*04-12: [23145] (unique: 2076) +800
 
*04-11: [22332]               
 
 
 
===Old status===
 
*<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
 
*Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Table of Permalinks|Permalinks]].
 
*After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
 
*I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array.  The fact that I've been keeping all ''unique'' data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
 
*Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again. I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the ''unique'' prompt/captions not found in the feed.
 
*Welp, I was being lazy and hadn't updated in a while, and my browser crashed, losing a day's results. Resuming with previously saving data... (Incidentally, the browser crash is unrelated to the script running.)
 
*As can be seen by looking at the changes to the counts as I update each day, there is new content much less often.  Less than 100 new feed entries per day. On average, one every 14 mins. My script checks every 30 seconds, and it has currently been 50 minutes since any new content was found. (As I was typing this, a new feed entry was found, so it was almost exactly 50 minutes.)
 
*For the last several days, no new prompt content has been found, and the only feed content which has been found is content which was previously found in the prompts.  Unfortunately, at the current rate of discovery, it will take until at least September to find feed ids for all known prompt content.
 
 
 
 
==Feed==
 
==Feed==
 
http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed
 
http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed
Line 64: Line 30:
  
 
==Script==
 
==Script==
*V1. Collect and store data in javascript variables. User must manually retrieve and format results.
 
*V2. functions ids(), report(), report2() format results, must be run from console.
 
*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
 
*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
 
*V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
 
*V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
 
*V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.
 
*V4.2 saving new feedids to local storage, added restore() function to reload these.
 
 
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
prompt_reasons     :[],
+
prompt_reasons :[],
prompt_posters     :[],
+
prompt_posters :[],
feed_posters        :[],
+
prompt_text    :[],
 
+
prompt_captions :[],
prompt_images      :[],
+
feed_posters    :[],
prompt_captions     :[],
+
feed_text       :[]
 
 
feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
 
feed_ids            :[],
 
feed_images        :[],
 
feed_text           :[],
 
 
 
prompt_imagesonly  :[],
 
prompt_captionsonly :[],
 
 
 
desc: {
 
prompt_reasons      :"Reasons for data loss",
 
prompt_posters      :"Usernames in the prompt",
 
feed_posters        :"Usernames in the feed",
 
 
 
prompt_images      :"Images in prompts",
 
prompt_captions    :"Captions in prompts",
 
 
 
feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
 
feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
 
feed_images        :"Images in the feed",
 
feed_text          :"Captions in the feed",
 
 
 
prompt_imagesonly  :"Images in prompts and not in the feed",
 
prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in prompts and not in the feed",
 
}
 
 
}
 
}
function init() {
 
$("<style type='text/css'> #magic div { display:inline-block; }\n#magic textarea { display: block; width:100%;  height: 300px; } </style>").appendTo("head");
 
  
$("#ctitle").after($("<div>").attr("id","magic"));
+
function check(field, value) {
for(i in xkcd) {
 
if (i != "desc") $("#magic").append($("<button>").html(i));
 
}
 
$("#magic").append($("<br>"))
 
.append($("<div>").attr("id","desc"))
 
.append($("<textarea>"));
 
$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
 
$("#magic").append($("<input type='checkbox' id='loadarray'>")).append($("<label for='loadarray'>").html("Load array"));
 
$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
 
update( $(this).html() );
 
});
 
}
 
init();
 
 
 
function updatecounts(last) {
 
$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
 
+"<br>Last found : "+last
 
+"<br>feed_ids: "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)
 
+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
 
+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
 
);
 
}
 
 
 
function additem(field, value) {
 
if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
+
console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
 
}
 
}
 
}
 
}
 
+
function next() {
function next(recheck) {
+
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
if (!recheck) recheck = "";
+
check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed/'+recheck).done(function (data) {
+
check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
if (typeof data.prompt != "undefined") {
+
if (typeof data.prompt.text != "undefined") check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
          additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
+
if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
  additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
 
 
 
  additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
 
  additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
 
  if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
 
for(i in data.prompt.album)
 
additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);
 
 
 
  if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
 
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
+
check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
        }
 
        if (data.text) data.feed = new Array(data);
 
 
for(i in data.feed) {
 
for(i in data.feed) {
additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
+
check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
feedentry = {
+
check("feed_text", data.feed[i].text);
img:  data.feed[i].img,
 
text:  data.feed[i].text
 
};
 
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] != "undefined") {
 
  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
 
    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
 
$("#ctitle").before(
 
"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
 
+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
 
+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
 
);
 
    }
 
  }
 
} else {
 
tempNew = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
 
if (tempNew == null) tempNew = new Array();
 
if (tempNew.indexOf(data.feed[i].id) == -1)
 
tempNew.push(data.feed[i].id);
 
localStorage.setItem('NewFeedIDs', JSON.stringify(tempNew));
 
updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
 
}
 
xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
 
 
}
 
}
 +
 
});
 
});
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
 
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
 
 
}
 
}
 
next();
 
next();
 +
setInterval('next()', 60000);
 +
</nowiki>
 +
(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)
 +
I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
 +
:However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
  
function mergearrays(array1, array2, prop) {
+
You can check on the <tt>xkcd</tt> variable at any time.
  for(i in array2) {
+
:The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
    if (typeof array2[i] == "undefined") continue;
 
    if (!array2[i]) continue;
 
    if (prop) {
 
      if (typeof array2[i][prop] == "undefined") continue;
 
      if (!array2[i][prop]) continue;
 
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i][prop]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i][prop]);
 
    } else {
 
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i]);
 
    }
 
  }
 
}
 
function loadarray(which) {
 
  switch (which) {
 
    case "feed_ids":
 
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
 
        break;
 
      }
 
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
 
$("#desc").html("Loading list of feed_ids");
 
temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).replace(/# http/g, "# http").split("\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/");
 
temparray.shift();
 
for(i in temparray)
 
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] == "undefined")
 
xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] = { img:null, text: null };
 
$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");
 
  
      }
+
<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s>
      temparray = [];
+
:Script updated to get all text fields.  Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.
    break;
 
  
    case "feed_table":
+
==Results==
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
+
current unprocessed totals:
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
+
*feed_posters: Array[205]
        break;
+
*feed_text: Array[1320]
      }
+
*prompt_captions: Array[1248]
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
+
*prompt_posters: Array[183]
        $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
+
*prompt_reasons: Array[107]
        temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
+
*prompt_text: Array[402]
        temparray.shift();
 
for(i in temparray) {
 
temp2 = temparray[i].split("\n|");
 
xkcd.feed_ids[temp2[1].substr(28,36)] = { img: temp2[2].substr(29,36), text: temp2[3] };
 
}
 
$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (table)");
 
      }
 
      temparray = [];
 
      temp2 = [];
 
    break;
 
  
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
+
The script is finding fewer and fewer new items, but it is still running after 12 hours since last restart.
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
 
      which = which.slice(0,-4);
 
    case "feed_posters":
 
    case "prompt_posters":
 
    case "prompt_reasons":
 
    case "prompt_captions":
 
    case "prompt_images":
 
      $("#desc").html("Loading into "+which);
 
      temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n# ")
 
      if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
 
      mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
 
      $("#desc").html("Loaded "+temparray.length+" into "+which);
 
      temparray = [];
 
    break;
 
  
    case "feed_text":
+
===prompt_reasons===
    case "feed_images":
+
:The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
      $("#desc").html(which+" must be loaded via feed_ids");
 
    break;
 
  
    default:
+
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
      $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
+
# <%= reason %>
  }
+
# aol window in front of netscape window
}
+
# a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
 
+
# Baby ur much 2 fast
function update(which) {
+
# bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
  if ($("#loadarray").prop('checked')) {
+
# butter didn't suit the works
    if (which == "sort") {
+
# butter overflow
      $("#desc").html(" (Ignoring the fact the 'load array' button is checked...");
+
# butter to text interface not found
    } else {
+
# butter underrun
      loadarray(which);
+
# cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
      return;
+
# CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
    }
+
# cat-like typing detected
  }
+
# confirmation BIOS
  $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
+
# could not evade skifree yeti
  switch (which) {
+
# could not initialize sound blaster 16
    case "feed_posters":
+
# CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
    case "prompt_posters":
+
# cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
    case "prompt_reasons":
+
# database configuration violates the Prime Directive
    case "prompt_captions":
+
# data too big
    case "prompt_images":
+
# Dave's not registered, man
//These are all simple arrays which require no additional formatting.
+
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
+
# dictionary too stiff to read
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
+
# electrons too big, stuck in wafer
    break;
+
# ERR:INVALID DIM
    case "feed_ids":
+
# error
temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
+
# error: error code [error] while decoding error code
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
+
# error: operation completed successfully
temp.countall++;
+
# error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
temp.ids  += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
+
# ethics in journalism
}
+
# eyelash! eyelash!
$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
+
# files fell out
$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
+
# files overwritten with more interesting content
delete temp;
+
# firewall caught fire
    break;
+
# floating point unit no longer afloat
    case "feed_table":
+
# food problematic
temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
+
# friday squid blogging
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
+
# general uncertainty
temp.countall++;
+
# GSM filter change required
if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
+
# guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
+
# hard drive oil depleted
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined) temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] = 0;
+
# helvetica scenario
if (temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] = 0;
+
# HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text]++;
+
# HTTP 418
temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img]++;
+
# http is down
temp.array[j] = { text: xkcd.feed_ids[j].text, img: xkcd.feed_ids[j].img }
+
# hung up prematurely
}
+
# I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
}
+
# i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
}
+
# illegal carrot detected in mail queue
for(j in temp.array) {
+
# insufficient smoke for current mirror array
if (temp.text[temp.array[j].text] > 1 && temp.img[temp.array[j].img] > 1) {
+
# lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
temp.text[temp.array[j].text]--;
+
# lp0 on fire
temp.img[temp.array[j].img]--;
+
# Main Bus B Undervolt
continue;
+
# mean connection time exceeded
}
+
# microwave running
temp.countunique++;
+
# minimum recursion depth not reached
temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
+
# nanobots in the water
+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ temp.array[j].img
+
# oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
+" "+temp.array[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
+
# our buffer runneth over
+"\n|"+ temp.array[j].text;
+
# out of electrons
}
+
# out of monads
$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
+
# overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
+
# PC LOAD LETTER
delete temp;
+
# Please Insert Riven CD 4
    break;
+
# PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
 
+
# previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
    case "feed_text":
+
# qubit indeterminate
    case "feed_images":
+
# RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
+
# screws are stripped
+
# server aperture too narrow for capital letters
mergearrays(xkcd[which], xkcd.feed_ids, tempwhich)
+
# server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
 
+
# server fell in ocean
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
+
# server had too much to drink
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
+
# server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
+
# server room haunted
    break;
+
# sitemap was held upside down
 
+
# Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
+
# soonerist sperver fid dot nile
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
+
# spin cycle still active
 
+
# spin number must be of the form n/2
tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
+
# spontaneous splinal dereticulation
tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
+
# SQL ejection
temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe
+
# subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
 
+
# sysadmin trapped in well
mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)
+
# tape on write-protect hole fell off
 
+
# temporal paradox
for(i in xkcd[temptest])
+
# the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
+
# the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);
+
# the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
 
+
# the system / is down
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
+
# This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
+
# This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
+
# too many hands on the keyboard
xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
+
# transfer interrupted by incoming fax
 
+
# TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
    break;
+
# turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
    case "sort":
+
# Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
+
# undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
temparray.shift();
+
# unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
temparray2 = [];
+
# unimplemented trap
mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
+
# User accepted terms but not conditions
+
# User is not a typewriter.
temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
+
# user put spaces/vowels in filename
    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());
+
# UTF-31 decode error
});
+
# virtual memory got too real
$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
+
# wrong files
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
+
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
delete temparray, temparray2;
+
 
    break;
+
===feed_posters===
    default:
+
Usernames used in the feed.
        $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
+
*The following 6 feed users have not yet been found in the prompt: Dakota09, John2, Khloe2, Kilroy, Mark2006, Sierra3
  }
+
 
}
+
# @meganamram
 
+
# Addison1
function restore() {
+
# Addison8
window.tempOld = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
+
# Agric Silverfinger
if (window.tempOld == null) window.tempOld = new Array();
+
# Aidan2
restoreLoop();
+
# Aiden1
}
+
# Aiden5
function restoreLoop() {
+
# Aidenn Aberforth Milne
if (window.tempOld.length) {
+
# Alice1956
next(window.tempOld.pop());
+
# Amanda08
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
+
# Anonymous
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('restoreLoop()', 5000);
+
# Apple Martin
}
+
# Arthur17
}
+
# Arthur19
</nowiki>
+
# Ashley8
:(Go to xkcd, and paste it in the browser console.)
+
# Ashley92
I've determined 10 seconds to be the time you keep getting the same data, so there's no reason to poll the server more frequently than that.
+
# Ashley2009
:However, since the server is now blocking my requests after 20 minutes of doing that, perhaps 10 seconds is too frequent, so I've updated the example to only make 1 request per minute.
+
# Austin72
 
+
# Ayden1952
You can check on the <tt>xkcd</tt> variable at any time.
+
# Bailey08
:The surveys do not change as often as the other data.
+
# Bailey2001
 
+
# Barbara1974
<s>I'm only interested getting in the reasons, feel free to adapt this script to get whatever else.</s>
+
# Benjamin1970
:<s>Script updated to get all text fields.  Feel free to adapt it to get the image URLs.</s>
+
# Benjamin Kenobi Sr
:Script updated to get all text and image fields.  Feel free to adapt it to do whatever you want.
+
# Bool Hand Luke
 
+
# Brandi9
==Results==
+
# Brittany1
*prompt_reasons: [107] - None new.
+
# Caden14
*prompt_posters: [205] - None new.
+
# Caden2010
*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
+
# Candice10
 
+
# Carol04
*feed_table: [2252] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/Table_of_Permalinks]])
+
# Chad80
*feed_id: [26733] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/List_of_Permalinks]])
+
# Charles18
 
+
# Chelsea2006
*feed_images: [1528]
+
# Cheyenne15
*prompt_images: [1697] (crashed and found again)
+
# Cheyenne1988
*prompt_images without permalinks: [169]
+
# Christina Applecare
 
+
# CMOS Def
*feed_text: [1993]
+
# Curic Copperfinger
*prompt_captions: [2287] (crashed and found again)
+
# Cynthia99
*prompt_captions without permalinks: [295]
+
# Cynthia1995
 
+
# Dakota09
Note: prompt_images and prompt_captions reset when my browser crashes, so it is ''not'' supposed to equal feed+without permalinks. I've re-added them here so I can keep track of daily changes.
+
# Dakota94
 
+
# David St. Hubbins
===prompt_reasons===
+
# Debbie3
:The only reason on [[1506:_xkcloud/Transcript]] that my script has not found is "not a hair question".  It's certainly a plausible reason, but I believe this reason has been removed.
+
# Debbie26
 
+
# Debbie62
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
+
# Deborah3
# <%= reason %>
+
# Delta Elroy Backslash
# aol window in front of netscape window
+
# Destiny89
# a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
+
# Destiny1983
# Baby ur much 2 fast
+
# Dillon2008
# bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
+
# Donald19
# butter didn't suit the works
+
# Donna2
# butter overflow
+
# Dorothy7
# butter to text interface not found
+
# DragonBall Cooper
# butter underrun
+
# Dunston Chexin
# cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
+
# Dustin46
# CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
+
# Earl Sinclair
# cat-like typing detected
+
# Egbert Bentley White
# confirmation BIOS
+
# Eliezer Yudkowsky
# could not evade skifree yeti
+
# Elon Musk
# could not initialize sound blaster 16
+
# Emily15
# CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
+
# Eowyn L'Oreal James
# cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
+
# Euphegenia Doubtfire
# database configuration violates the Prime Directive
+
# Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
# data too big
+
# Flash Groupon
# Dave's not registered, man
+
# Frances29
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
+
# Frances51
# dictionary too stiff to read
+
# Frances99
# electrons too big, stuck in wafer
+
# Gary8
# ERR:INVALID DIM
+
# Gary86
# error
+
# Gary1951
# error: error code [error] while decoding error code
+
# George Debian Bush
# error: operation completed successfully
+
# George Reagan Renesmee Martin
# error reading drive B. Abort, Retry, Fail?
+
# Green Mario
# ethics in journalism
+
# Greg2004
# eyelash! eyelash!
+
# Hatsy Collins
# files fell out
+
# Henry05
# files overwritten with more interesting content
+
# Henry4
# firewall caught fire
+
# Horsepower Lovecraft
# floating point unit no longer afloat
+
# J. Alfred Leftshark
# food problematic
+
# Jack3
# friday squid blogging
+
# Jack39
# general uncertainty
+
# Jacob10
# GSM filter change required
+
# Jada5
# guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
+
# Jaden21
# hard drive oil depleted
+
# Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
# helvetica scenario
+
# Jaina Khloe Rowling
# HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
+
# Jalen81
# HTTP 418
+
# James URL Jones
# http is down
+
# Jason15
# hung up prematurely
+
# Jayden79
# I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
+
# Jennifer1
# i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
+
# Jeph Jacques
# illegal carrot detected in mail queue
+
# Jerry18
# insufficient smoke for current mirror array
+
# Joe Biden
# lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
+
# John2
# lp0 on fire
+
# John Wilkes Knuth
# Main Bus B Undervolt
+
# Jonathan27
# mean connection time exceeded
+
# Joshua80
# microwave running
+
# Joshua84
# minimum recursion depth not reached
+
# Justin28
# nanobots in the water
+
# Justin87
# oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
+
# Kaden61
# our buffer runneth over
+
# Kaitlin1976
# out of electrons
+
# Karen3
# out of monads
+
# Kathleen78
# overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
+
# Keira10
# PC LOAD LETTER
+
# Keira48
# Please Insert Riven CD 4
+
# Keira2002
# PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
+
# Kelsey1970
# previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
+
# Kelsey1996
# qubit indeterminate
+
# Kenneth94
# RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
+
# Kenneth96
# screws are stripped
+
# Khloe2
# server aperture too narrow for capital letters
+
# Khloe14
# server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
+
# Kilroy
# server fell in ocean
+
# Kim5
# server had too much to drink
+
# Kristy2007
# server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
+
# Larry1994
# server room haunted
+
# Larry Ronald Hubbard
# sitemap was held upside down
+
# Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
# Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
+
# Linda08
# soonerist sperver fid dot nile
+
# Lindsay2011
# spin cycle still active
+
# Lisa1995
# spin number must be of the form n/2
+
# Livemau5
# spontaneous splinal dereticulation
+
# Lord Gaga
# SQL ejection
+
# Lord Mondegreen
# subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
+
# Louis Reasoner
# sysadmin trapped in well
+
# Madison19
# tape on write-protect hole fell off
+
# Madison80
# temporal paradox
+
# Malik2
# the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
+
# Margaret5
# the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
+
# Margaret11
# the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
+
# Marie3
# the system / is down
+
# Marie10
# This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
+
# Marie12
# This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
+
# Marissa Mayer
# too many hands on the keyboard
+
# Mark92
# transfer interrupted by incoming fax
+
# Mark2006
# TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
+
# Mark2006
# turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
+
# Mark2007
# Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
+
# Mark Zuckerberg
# undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
+
# Martin Van Halen
# unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
+
# Matthew2006
# unimplemented trap
+
# Mavis Bitcoin
# User accepted terms but not conditions
+
# Michaela2006
# User is not a typewriter.
+
# Michelle11
# user put spaces/vowels in filename
+
# Minecraft Holmes
# UTF-31 decode error
+
# Misty3
# virtual memory got too real
+
# Myspace Tom
# wrong files
+
# Norton Ghost Dad
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
+
# Notorious L.H.C.
 
+
# Padme Dorothy James
===Captions ===
+
# Pam06
This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
+
# Patricia03
 
+
# Paul50
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+
# Paul1957
# :-(
+
# Player One
# ?????????????
+
# Player Two
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
+
# Professor Monoculatus McToff
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
+
# Raymond6
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
+
# Ronald22
# ...just no.
+
# Ruth3
# ...monsters from the id...
+
# S. G. Dukat
# 'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
+
# Samuel19
# 'Murica, hell yeah!
+
# Samuel49
# "...The Aristocrats."
+
# Sarah55
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
+
# Sarah1976
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
+
# Sarah2005
# "Bake him away, toys"
+
# Sharon91
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
+
# Sharon99
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
+
# Shaun6
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
+
# Shaun46
# "I am So. Much. More."
+
# Shaun1960
# "I Never watch porn"
+
# Sheena2005
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
+
# Sherri97
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
+
# Sidd Finch
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
+
# Sierra3
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
+
# Sierra7
# "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
+
# Sierra10
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
+
# Stacy07
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
+
# Stacy14
# "The colour out of space" and black.
+
# Steven02
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
+
# Steven50
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
+
# Steven2002
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
+
# Susan11
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+
# Susan25
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
+
# Taylor1990
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
+
# Taylor1998
# [user was banned for this text]
+
# Thomas2
 +
# Tim21
 +
# Tim87
 +
# Tina Belcher
 +
# Todd33
 +
# Tonya22
 +
# Tonya38
 +
# Tracy1977
 +
# Tricia1
 +
# Tricia14
 +
# Trinity1989
 +
# Virginia1961
 +
# Virginia2006
 +
# Wil
 +
# Wric Tungstenfinger
 +
 
 +
===prompt_posters===
 +
Usernames used in the prompts.
 +
:All of these usernames are also used in the feed
 +
:There are currently 6 users used in the feed which my script has never found in the prompt
 +
 
 +
# @meganamram
 +
# Addison1
 +
# Addison8
 +
# Agric Silverfinger
 +
# Aidan2
 +
# Aiden1
 +
# Aiden5
 +
# Aidenn Aberforth Milne
 +
# Alice1956
 +
# Amanda08
 +
# Anonymous
 +
# Apple Martin
 +
# Arthur17
 +
# Arthur19
 +
# Ashley8
 +
# Ashley92
 +
# Ashley2009
 +
# Austin72
 +
# Ayden1952
 +
# Bailey08
 +
# Bailey2001
 +
# Barbara1974
 +
# Benjamin1970
 +
# Benjamin Kenobi Sr
 +
# Bool Hand Luke
 +
# Brandi9
 +
# Brittany1
 +
# Caden14
 +
# Caden2010
 +
# Candice10
 +
# Carol04
 +
# Chad80
 +
# Charles18
 +
# Chelsea2006
 +
# Cheyenne15
 +
# Cheyenne1988
 +
# Christina Applecare
 +
# CMOS Def
 +
# Curic Copperfinger
 +
# Cynthia99
 +
# Cynthia1995
 +
# Dakota94
 +
# David St. Hubbins
 +
# Debbie3
 +
# Debbie26
 +
# Debbie62
 +
# Deborah3
 +
# Delta Elroy Backslash
 +
# Destiny89
 +
# Destiny1983
 +
# Dillon2008
 +
# Donald19
 +
# Donna2
 +
# Dorothy7
 +
# DragonBall Cooper
 +
# Dunston Chexin
 +
# Dustin46
 +
# Earl Sinclair
 +
# Egbert Bentley White
 +
# Eliezer Yudkowsky
 +
# Elon Musk
 +
# Emily15
 +
# Eowyn L'Oreal James
 +
# Euphegenia Doubtfire
 +
# Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
 +
# Flash Groupon
 +
# Frances29
 +
# Frances51
 +
# Frances99
 +
# Gary8
 +
# Gary86
 +
# Gary1951
 +
# George Debian Bush
 +
# George Reagan Renesmee Martin
 +
# Green Mario
 +
# Greg2004
 +
# Hatsy Collins
 +
# Henry05
 +
# Henry4
 +
# Horsepower Lovecraft
 +
# J. Alfred Leftshark
 +
# Jack3
 +
# Jack39
 +
# Jacob10
 +
# Jada5
 +
# Jaden21
 +
# Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
 +
# Jaina Khloe Rowling
 +
# Jalen81
 +
# James URL Jones
 +
# Jason15
 +
# Jayden79
 +
# Jennifer1
 +
# Jeph Jacques
 +
# Jerry18
 +
# Joe Biden
 +
# John Wilkes Knuth
 +
# Jonathan27
 +
# Joshua80
 +
# Joshua84
 +
# Justin28
 +
# Justin87
 +
# Kaden61
 +
# Kaitlin1976
 +
# Karen3
 +
# Kathleen78
 +
# Keira10
 +
# Keira48
 +
# Keira2002
 +
# Kelsey1970
 +
# Kelsey1996
 +
# Kenneth94
 +
# Kenneth96
 +
# Khloe14
 +
# Kim5
 +
# Kristy2007
 +
# Larry1994
 +
# Larry Ronald Hubbard
 +
# Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
 +
# Linda08
 +
# Lindsay2011
 +
# Lisa1995
 +
# Livemau5
 +
# Lord Gaga
 +
# Lord Mondegreen
 +
# Louis Reasoner
 +
# Madison19
 +
# Madison80
 +
# Malik2
 +
# Margaret5
 +
# Margaret11
 +
# Marie3
 +
# Marie10
 +
# Marie12
 +
# Marissa Mayer
 +
# Mark92
 +
# Mark2007
 +
# Mark Zuckerberg
 +
# Martin Van Halen
 +
# Matthew2006
 +
# Mavis Bitcoin
 +
# Michaela2006
 +
# Michelle11
 +
# Minecraft Holmes
 +
# Misty3
 +
# Myspace Tom
 +
# Norton Ghost Dad
 +
# Notorious L.H.C.
 +
# Padme Dorothy James
 +
# Pam06
 +
# Patricia03
 +
# Paul50
 +
# Paul1957
 +
# Player One
 +
# Player Two
 +
# Professor Monoculatus McToff
 +
# Raymond6
 +
# Ronald22
 +
# Ruth3
 +
# S. G. Dukat
 +
# Samuel19
 +
# Samuel49
 +
# Sarah55
 +
# Sarah1976
 +
# Sarah2005
 +
# Sharon91
 +
# Sharon99
 +
# Shaun6
 +
# Shaun46
 +
# Shaun1960
 +
# Sheena2005
 +
# Sherri97
 +
# Sidd Finch
 +
# Sierra7
 +
# Sierra10
 +
# Stacy07
 +
# Stacy14
 +
# Steven02
 +
# Steven50
 +
# Steven2002
 +
# Susan11
 +
# Susan25
 +
# Taylor1990
 +
# Taylor1998
 +
# Thomas2
 +
# Tim21
 +
# Tim87
 +
# Tina Belcher
 +
# Todd33
 +
# Tonya22
 +
# Tonya38
 +
# Tracy1977
 +
# Tricia1
 +
# Tricia14
 +
# Trinity1989
 +
# Virginia1961
 +
# Virginia2006
 +
# Wil
 +
# Wric Tungstenfinger
 +
 
 +
===feed_text===
 +
Captions used in the feed.  Containers user submissions.  (1435 of these are also used in the feed.  72 have not been found in the prompt)
 +
 
 +
The ???? lines are extended characters my text editor can't handle.  Oops.
 +
*♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
 +
*突っ込むところもねい!
 +
*🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 +
*☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
 +
 
 +
----
 +
 
 +
# "...The Aristocrats."
 +
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
 +
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
 +
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
 +
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
 +
# "I am So. Much. More."
 +
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
 +
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
 +
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
 +
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 +
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
 +
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
 +
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
 +
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
 +
# #bedhead
 +
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
 +
# #blessed
 +
# #BROKEN
 +
# #CATSANDBIRDS
 +
# #caturday
 +
# #comfortfood
 +
# #DANGERZONE
 +
# #DARE to #DREAM
 +
# #delfie
 +
# #Donthate #Truelove
 +
# #DrinkSaltwater
 +
# #duckface
 +
# #fallingfromorbit
 +
# #flavorbomb
 +
# #giganticflower #headshot
 +
# #hashtag
 +
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 +
# #hoax
 +
# #Hopeicanfly
 +
# #illuminati
 +
# #justnasathings
 +
# #lifehacks
 +
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
 +
# #Long_Exposure
 +
# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
 +
# #me #throwbackthursday
 +
# #Nailpolish
 +
# #nofilter
 +
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 +
# #nomakeup #justnatural
 +
# #nomakeup #natural
 +
# #notallmen
 +
# #notamodel #nofilter
 +
# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
 +
# #Photobomb
 +
# #satellite #navigation
 +
# #saturday #memories #beautiful
 +
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
 +
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 +
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
 +
# #this_is_sparta
 +
# #Toobigtofall
 +
# #toothproblems
 +
# #twinsies
 +
# #vampiremirrorselfie
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
# *glomp*
 
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 
 
# *Tips fedora*
 
# *Tips fedora*
# #720_no_scope
+
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
+
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
+
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
# #beatingheartinabox
+
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
# #bedhead
+
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
+
# 3 year olds first lego experience
# #blessed
+
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
# #bornthisway
+
# 8.5 hours later...
# #BROKEN
+
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
# #Canadian internet #price gouging
+
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
# #CATSANDBIRDS
+
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
# #caturday
+
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
# #cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
+
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
# #comfortfood
+
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
# #Compromise
+
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
# #DANGERZONE
+
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
# #DARE to #DREAM
+
# <3 hanging out with saruman
# #delfie
+
# >< ))*>
# #Donthate #Truelove
+
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# #drbalanced
+
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
# #DrinkSaltwater
+
# Aaaaaargh
# #duckface
+
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
# #essentialsupplies
+
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
# #fallingfromorbit
+
# about to die lol
# #fishy!
+
# ack
# #flavorbomb
+
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
# #giganticflower #headshot
+
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
# #GOD
+
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
# #gps be like
+
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
# #hashtag
+
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
+
# AGHHHHH
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
+
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
+
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
# #hoax
+
# A job so boring a bird could do it
# #Hopeicanfly
+
# Alan?
# #illuminati
+
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
# #imnotracistbut
+
# All flesh is grass
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
+
# Allons-Y!
# #justnasathings
+
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
# #lifehacks
+
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
+
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
# #lolcats
+
# Always get a full nights rest
# #Long_Exposure
+
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
+
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
# #me #throwbackthursday
+
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
# #Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
+
# amazons newest delivery method
# #Nailpolish
+
# Am I a Pokemon?
# #newhipsterbike
+
# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
# #NewProfilepic
+
# And so the hunt begins!
# #nofilter
+
# and suddenly, popcorn
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
+
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
# #nomakeup #justnatural
+
# and then there were nine
# #nomakeup #natural
+
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
# #notallmen
+
# and to think this is where it all started
# #notamodel #nofilter
+
# An eight-stringed octopus?
# #onering #fuckhobbits
+
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
+
# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
# #parsnipandoldlace
+
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
# #Photobomb
+
# Another one bites the dust
# #rememberthetitans
+
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
# #satellite #navigation
+
# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
# #saturday #memories #beautiful
+
# An unsuccessful bike design...
# #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
+
# Any hatchlings in here?
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
+
# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
+
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
+
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
# #sorrynotsorry
+
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
# #strangelyaroused
+
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
# #stublife
+
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
# #sudowoodoproblems
+
# Apparently it's a thing now...
# #teamplayer
+
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
+
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
# #this_is_sparta
+
# apple's new offering: iscream
# #Toobigtofall
+
# April Fools!
# #toothproblems
+
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
# #twinsies
+
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
# #underkill
+
# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
# #vampiremirrorselfie
+
# Are you kidding me?
# #Worstweekever
+
# are you sure this is a commandline?
# <3 hanging out with saruman
+
# Artistic recreation from new fossil find
# <reported for inappropriate content>
+
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
# >< ))*>
+
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
 
# ▒☺▒
 
# ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
 
# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
 
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 
# ✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
 
# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
 
# 💩
 
# 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
 
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
 
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 
# 100% legit free hugs
 
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
 
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
 
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
 
# 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
 
# 3 year olds first lego experience
 
# 4 8 15 16 23 42
 
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
 
# 500 gold for the private show
 
# 5th of November went too far this year
 
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
 
# 8.5 hours later...
 
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
 
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
 
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
 
# A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
 
# A delicate pear
 
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
 
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
 
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 
# A job so boring a bird could do it
 
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
 
# A land war in asia
 
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 
# a spherical cow
 
# a spherical cow
 +
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
 +
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
 +
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
 +
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
 +
# As you can see It's windy out here
 +
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
 +
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
 +
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
 +
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
 +
# australia is not NZ!
 +
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
 +
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
 
# A window into my soul
 
# A window into my soul
# a/s/l?
+
# Aww, honey, don't cry...
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+
# Ayyyy LMAO!
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
+
# back on tinder!
# Aaaaaaaaaah
+
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
# Aaaaaargh
+
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
+
# Banana invasion in progress
# about to die lol
+
# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
# ack
+
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
+
# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
+
# Bay-bae lolz
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
+
# Bazookateer crossing
# Aesthetic.
+
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
# AGHHHHH
+
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
+
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
# Alan?
+
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
+
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
# All flesh is grass
+
# best day evar!!!!
# all I wanted was soup.  
+
# Best Halloween costume yet!
# All my selfies be like
+
# Best map projection ever
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
+
# best republican caucus ever!
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
+
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
+
# Beyond Level 256...
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
+
# big ben is going down.
# Allons-Y!
+
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
+
# Big bowl of star-flakes
# always darekst before the dawn
+
# big data strikes back
# Always get a full nights rest
+
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
+
# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
# Am I a Pokemon?
+
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
+
# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
+
# bit nosy, aren't you?
# amazons newest delivery method
+
# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
# Amirite??
+
# Black begins and wins.
# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
+
# Black box recorder
# An eight-stringed octopus?
+
# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
+
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
# An unsuccessful bike design...
+
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
+
# bowTieght!
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
+
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
# And so it began...
+
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
# And so the hunt begins!
+
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
# and suddenly, popcorn
+
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
+
# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
# AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
+
# bURMA sHAVE!
# And the least of the five evils is....
+
# Burnination? Huh?
# and then there were nine
+
# Burrito night
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
+
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
# And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
+
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
+
# Cakephants are my new friends
# and to think this is where it all started
+
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
+
# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
# Angry sofa is angry.
+
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
+
# Cant explain that
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
+
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
# another day on california public transportation
+
# capes are in fashion
# Another one bites the dust
+
# Captain obvious strikes again
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
+
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
# Antimater Universe wants a hug.
+
# Car tiddlywinks proves success
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
+
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
+
# caught the sunset tonight at midday
# Any hatchlings in here?
+
# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
+
# Ce n'est pas un canard
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
+
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
+
# cest ne pas un pipe
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
+
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
+
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
# Apparently it's a thing now...
+
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
+
# check out my new pet
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
+
# Check out my new sonic oc!
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
+
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
# apple's new offering: iscream
+
# check out my usb sword!
# Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
+
# Christ, what an asshole.
# April Fools!
+
# clever girl.....
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
+
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
+
# Click to show secret text
# Are you kidding me?
+
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
# are you sure this is a commandline?
+
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
+
# come on, put on the slippers.
# Artistic recreation from new fossil find
+
# Come on party people, put your hands together
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
+
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
# As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
+
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
# as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
+
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
+
# Copernicus: The early years
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
+
# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
+
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
# As you can see It's windy out here
+
# crawling and texting #badcombination
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
+
# Crocodile Pink Eye
# Asteroids hate him!
+
# Cruise Kingdom
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
+
# cthulu caught me slipping
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
+
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
# at last, validation
+
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
+
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
+
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
# At least someone's getting fed
+
# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
# at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
+
# Damn, two o'clock already?
# At that moment, something snapped.
+
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
+
# damned ninjas
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
+
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
# Attracted to black holes, HELP!
+
# damn tree!
# australia is not NZ!
+
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
# AUUUGH
+
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
+
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
# Aw, yisss!
+
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
+
# Day 12: it's going well I think
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
+
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
# awkward! . . .
+
# Da_FEELS###!
# Aww, honey, don't cry...
+
# Deal with it
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
+
# Death star model 0.0.73
# Ayyyy LMAO!
+
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
# back on tinder!
+
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
+
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
+
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
# balloon ninja strikes again
+
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
# Banana invasion in progress
+
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
# BANANANANANANANANANA
+
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
+
# did this exist as a microwave?
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
+
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
+
# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
# Bay-bae lolz
+
# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
# Bazookateer crossing
+
# diy abortion
# BDSM bringing another relationship together
+
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
+
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
+
# does my ass look big in this?
# Before his untimely death.
+
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
+
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
# Belgium
+
# Does this look infected?
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
+
# Does this look like pink eye to you?
# best day evar!!!!
+
# dOG SHAMING
# best easter ever
+
# Do I look fat in this photo?
# Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
+
# Do I look like a penguin?
# Best Halloween costume yet!
+
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
# Best map projection ever
+
# Dominos delivers!
# best republican caucus ever!
+
# Do my feet look fat?
# best snowman ever!
+
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
+
# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
+
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
# Beyond Level 256...
+
# Don't have a cow, man
# big ben is going down.
+
# Don't inhale!
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
+
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
+
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
# Big bowl of star-flakes
+
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
# big data strikes back
+
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
+
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
# Bird seed companies HATE him
+
# Do the Harlem Shake
# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
+
# Down time
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
+
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
# Birds: secretly a type of banana.
+
# Do you feline lucky, punk?
# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
+
# Do you have a lighter?
# bit nosy, aren't you?
+
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
+
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
# Black begins and wins.
+
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
# Black box recorder
+
# Dryads. that is all.
# Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
+
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
+
# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
+
# Dude, I can totally catch this!
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
+
# Dude, where's my car?
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
+
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
# Bomber one on approach
+
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
# Bonehenge
+
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.  4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
# bowTieght!
+
# Eating my breakfast!
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.  
+
# Eat my shorts
# Brb, burning house down
+
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
# breakfast in 'merica
+
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
+
# emergency butter delivery
# Brittish think tank
+
# engage!
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
+
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
+
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
+
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
# bURMA sHAVE!
+
# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
# Burnination? Huh?
+
# every breath you take, every move you make
# Burrito night
+
# everyday i'm shoveling
# But I wanted to see the roof...  #FirstWorldProblems
+
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
+
# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
+
# everything makes sense now
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
+
# Evolution of puzzles
# Cakephants are my new friends
+
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
+
# Exes, am I right?
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
+
# Existance is an illusion
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
+
# Extreme beer pong
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
+
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
# can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
+
# Fancy
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
+
# father & daughter re-unite!
# Cant explain that
+
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
+
# feeding my pet
# capes are in fashion
+
# FENTON!!! FENTON!
# Captain obvious strikes again
+
# Field Trip!
# captcha: Enter picture description
+
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
+
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
# Car tiddlywinks proves success
+
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
+
# finally got that squid stache
# Cat tax paid
+
# Finally here!
# Catman
+
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
# caught the sunset tonight at midday
+
# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
# Ce n'est pas un canard
+
# First day at school
# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
+
# First day of school.
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
+
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
+
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
# cest ne pas un pipe
+
# First post, be friendly
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
+
# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
+
# First time posting, please be nice
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
+
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
# Check out my new OC
+
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
# check out my new pet
+
# flying car - it is now officially the future
# check out my new sauron fanfic
+
# FML
# Check out my new sonic oc!
+
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
# Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
+
# Foiled again by the bell curve
# check out my usb sword!
+
# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
# cheese = life
+
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
# Choose your snuggle toy
+
# forgot to turn the oven off!
# Christ, what an asshole.
+
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
# clever girl.....
+
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
# Click "Like" when you see it!
+
# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
+
# for you
# Click to show secret text
+
# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
# CLOCK FACE-OFF
+
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
+
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
+
# found this on google maps earlier.
# Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
+
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
# come at me, pro!
+
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
+
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
# Come on and Slam!
+
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
# come on iiiiin!
+
# Fucking CAKE
# Come on party people, put your hands together
+
# FUCK NOT AGAIN
# come on, put on the slippers.
+
# Fulfilling western ideals!
# Come with me on a journey into time and space
+
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
# Conflicting messages
+
# furrowed mustache
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
+
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
# conserve yours until the last possible second
+
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
# conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
+
# get your ass to mars
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
+
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
+
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
# Copernicus: The early years
+
# go home elephant you are drunk
# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
+
# Goldilocks party!
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
+
# good old troubleshootin'
# could anyone help me find my contacts?
+
# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
# cowabunga dude
+
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
# cowabunga, dudes!
+
# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
# crawling and texting #badcombination
+
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
# crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
+
# Got your nose!
# crenellate good times, c'Mon!
+
# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
# Crocodile Pink Eye
+
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
# Cruise Kingdom
+
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
# cthulu caught me slipping
+
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
+
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
# Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
+
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
# curiosity fed the cat
+
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
+
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
+
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
# Da_FEELS###!
+
# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
+
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
+
# Had to settle for a beard
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
+
# ha ha ha... no.
# DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
+
# haha oh my cat
# damn tree!
+
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
+
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
# Damn, two o'clock already?
+
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
+
# Hat in the cat strike back!
# damned ninjas
+
# Have fun in the Alps lol
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
+
# Have fun stormin' da castle.
# Dance contest! #YOLO
+
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
+
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
# Danger: low clearance
+
# He did say it was edible
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
+
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
# Dawn of the Bread
+
# He left me! :ccc
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
+
# hello darkness my old friend
# Dawn: The Final day
+
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
# Day 12: it's going well I think
+
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
+
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
+
# help wanted. inquire within.
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
+
# He nailed it!
# daylight savings time always throws me off
+
# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
# Daylight spending time!
+
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
# Deal with it
+
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
# Death star model 0.0.73
+
# He was never seen again
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
+
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
+
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
+
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
+
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
+
# hgghjg
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
+
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
# Did i remember to lock the car?
+
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
+
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
# did this exist as a microwave?
+
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
# Diet is working!
+
# HODOR!
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
+
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
+
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
# Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
+
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
+
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
# diy abortion
+
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
# Do I look fat in this photo?
+
# Houston, we are the problem
# Do I look like a penguin?
+
# Hoverboard to full power!
# Do my feet look fat?
+
# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
# Do my feet smell?
+
# How did I get here?!?
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
+
# How did the mars rover get here?
# Do the Harlem Shake
+
# How does this work again?
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
+
# how do i turn this off?
# Do you feline lucky, punk?
+
# how do you get the screensaver off?
# Do you have a lighter?
+
# How many can there be?
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
+
# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
+
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
# Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
+
# I'd call this experiment a success.
# does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
+
# I'd tap dat.
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
+
# I'll catch it one day
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
+
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
# does my ass look big in this?
+
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
+
# i'll never get tired of this.
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
+
# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
# Does this look infected?
+
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
# Does this look like pink eye to you?
+
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
+
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
# dOG SHAMING
+
# I'm a fighter!
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
+
# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
+
# I'm a Real Boy!
# Dominos delivers!
+
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
# don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
+
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
+
# I'm lost without your love, baby
# Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
+
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
+
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
+
# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
# Don't have a cow, man
+
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
# Don't inhale!
+
# i'm now 75% more efficient
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
+
# I 'M out of the acorn
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
+
# I'm ready!
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
+
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
# Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
+
# I've been robbed!
# Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
+
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
+
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
+
# I've made a huge mistake
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
+
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
# Down time
+
# i've never felt so alone.
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
+
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
# drill baby drill!
+
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
+
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
+
# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
# Dryads. that is all.
+
# I am a beautiful person.
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
+
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
+
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
# DuckDuckGoes!
+
# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
# duckface is the new radians
+
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
+
# I blame supernasa
# Dude, I can totally catch this!
+
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
# Dude, where's my car?
+
# I broke cookie clicker...
# Dude!  Dude?  Dude.
+
# I broke the etch & sketch
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
+
# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
+
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
# Early stages of Giraffe evolution
+
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.  4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
+
# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
# Eat my shorts
+
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
# Eating my breakfast!
+
# I can has cheezburger?
# eclipse o'clock
+
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
+
# I can take photos with my teeth!
# Edward, no!
+
# I can walk on my hands
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
+
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
+
# I CHOOSE YOU!
# emergency butter delivery
+
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
# engage!
+
# I don't know
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
+
# I don't know how to play...
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
+
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
+
# i don't remember this scene form star wars
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
+
# I don't think I really understand what this is.
# even the sun cowers in fear!
+
# I don't think that's supposed to go there...
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
+
# I don't think this is working
# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
+
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
# every breath you take, every move you make
+
# I don't want to set the world on fire
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
+
# i do the same thing at frat parties
# everyday i'm shoveling
+
# I dream of death
# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
+
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
# everything makes sense now
+
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
# Everything truly IS awesome!
+
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
+
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
# Evolution of puzzles
+
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
+
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
# Exes, am I right?
+
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
# Existance is an illusion
+
# I find this picture reflects my soul.
# Extreme beer pong
+
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
# FACESWAP  lol
+
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
+
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
+
# I forgot to get a plane
# Fancy
+
# I found a three fingered kitten!
# father & daughter re-unite!
+
# I found it!!!!!!!
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
+
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
# feeding my pet
+
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
# FENTON!!! FENTON!
+
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
# Field Trip!
+
# If you're brave enough...
# File not found ... creating fake file...
+
# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
+
# If you've got a moustache...
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
+
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
+
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
# finally got that squid stache
+
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
# Finally here!
+
# I got the job!
# Finally, new tires
+
# I got this in the mail today
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
+
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
# First day at school
+
# I has a sad
# First day of school.
+
# i hate it when this happens
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
+
# I hate this channel
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
+
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
# First post, be friendly
+
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
+
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
# First time posting, please be nice
+
# I have tasted many fish
# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
+
# I just bought this
# Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
+
# I just can't see the point anymore
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
+
# I just don't get recursion.
# Flat file viewing
+
# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
+
# i just want to do existential things with my friends
# flying car - it is now officially the future
+
# I just want to watch the world burn
# Flying fish had no affect on it
+
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
# FML
+
# I knew there would be side effects
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
+
# I like this picture
# Foiled again by the bell curve
+
# I loled my head off!!!
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
+
# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
# food crisis strategy
+
# I lost my wits
# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
+
# I lost my wrist
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
+
# i love a good featureless white void
# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
+
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
# for science!
+
# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
# for you
+
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
+
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
+
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
# forgot to turn the oven off!
+
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
+
# i need to do my laundry more often.
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
+
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
+
# I never understood that part of the bibile
# found this at a novelty store
+
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
+
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
+
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
# Found this mushroom, thought of you
+
# in line at the dmv
# found this on google maps earlier.
+
# In my dreams I'm always strong
# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
+
# inner city air conditioning
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
+
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
+
# intertial reference frame, activate!
# free the beast!
+
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
# Freedom in a nutshell.
+
# in theathers, close to you
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
+
# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
+
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
+
# introducing the yolo distribution
# FUCK NOT AGAIN
+
# i pushed this. was that bad?
# Fucking CAKE
+
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
# Fulfilling western ideals!
+
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
+
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
# funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
+
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
# furrowed mustache
+
# I say: nuts to that!
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
+
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
+
# is good idea yes
# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
+
# I should really separate those
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
+
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
+
# Is it really today, already?
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
+
# is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
# Get that camera out of my face!
+
# I solved the debt crisis!
# get your ass to mars
+
# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
# Giant sentient banana found in space
+
# is that a war walrus?
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
+
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
+
# is the eject button meant to do this?
# go home elephant you are drunk
+
# Is there really any point? FML
# Go purr yourself!
+
# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
# God i love sesame street
+
# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
# God Save The Queen
+
# is this just a fantasy?
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
+
# Is this real life?
# Goldilocks party!
+
# Is this room 101?
# gone fishing
+
# Is this too cheesy?
# good old troubleshootin'
+
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
# Goodnight moon
+
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
+
# It's a cat ass trophy
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
+
# It's a Finger trap
# Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
+
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
+
# It's bigger after you put it together.
# Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
+
# it's in a good part of town
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
+
# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
# got to meet with charlie sheen
+
# It's not a good part of town
# Got your nose!
+
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
# Gotta catch em all.
+
# it's not what you think
# gotta take big ben down a peg
+
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
+
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
+
# it's pretty dark in this box
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!  
+
# It's the little things
# Gravedigging time
+
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
+
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
# Great ScotT!
+
# I think I can... I think I can
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
+
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
# Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
+
# I  think I need new glasses.
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
+
# i think i need to get out more.
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
+
# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
# Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
+
# I think there's something here
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
+
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
+
# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
+
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
+
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
# Guys, this picture is awful
+
# I thought it would be bigger
# ha ha ha... no.
+
# I thought of it, and it happened
# Had to settle for a beard
+
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
# haha oh my cat
+
# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
# haha! i am dead inside!
+
# It is never safe.
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
+
# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
+
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
+
# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
# Happy Birthday!
+
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
+
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
+
# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
# Has science gone too far?
+
# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
# Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
+
# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
# Hat in the cat strike back!
+
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
# Have fun in the Alps lol
+
# It was the rational response
# Have fun stormin' da castle.
+
# I used to be like... but then i was all...
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
+
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
+
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
# have you heard?
 
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
 
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
 
# He did say it was edible
 
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
 
# he is so cool
 
# He left me! :ccc
 
# He nailed it!
 
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
 
# He was never seen again
 
# He's been there for three days
 
# hello darkness my old friend
 
# Hello earthlings
 
# hello you're on car talk
 
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
 
# HELP I'M just a pheasant
 
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
 
# help wanted. inquire within.
 
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
 
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 
# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
 
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
 
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 
# Hey guys, watch this
 
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
 
# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
 
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
 
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
 
# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
 
# Hey! My cloaca is down here!
 
# hgghjg
 
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
 
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
 
# High Bro, five.
 
# His name is robert palmer.
 
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 
# hobbitses
 
# HODOR!
 
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
 
# Holy Meals on Wheels
 
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
 
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
 
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 
# Houston, we are the problem
 
# Hoverboard to full power!
 
# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
 
# How did I get here?
 
# How did I get here?!?
 
# How did the mars rover get here?
 
# how do i resize the city?
 
# how do I take photos with this?
 
# how do i turn this off?
 
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 
# How does this work again?
 
# How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
 
# How is this still a thing?
 
# How many can there be?
 
# How much absinthe did you say was in this?
 
# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
 
# How's My new haircut?
 
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
 
# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
 
# I  think I need new glasses.
 
# I 'M out of the acorn
 
# I always fast forward through this part.
 
# I am a beautiful person.
 
# I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
 
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
 
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
 
# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
 
# I am the creator.
 
# i am wearing a bolo tie
 
# I believe in an afterbirth.
 
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
 
# I blame lack of regulation
 
# I blame supernasa
 
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
 
# I broke cookie clicker...
 
# i broke it
 
# I broke the etch & sketch
 
# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
 
# I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
 
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
 
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 
# I can has cheezburger?
 
# I can jump that far!
 
# I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
 
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
 
# I can take photos with my teeth!
 
# I can walk on my hands
 
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
 
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
 
# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
 
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 
# i did not account for the flames
 
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
 
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
 
# i don't even remember taking this pic!
 
# I don't get it either.
 
# i don't have time for this!
 
# I don't know
 
# I don't know how to play...
 
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
 
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
 
# I don't regret pressing the button
 
# i don't remember this scene form star wars
 
# I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
 
# I don't think I really understand what this is.
 
# I don't think that's supposed to go there...
 
# I don't think this is working
 
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
 
# I don't want to set the world on fire
 
# i donna think it means what you think it means
 
# I dream of death
 
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
 
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
 
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
 
# I find this picture reflects my soul.
 
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
 
# I fixed it guys
 
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
 
# I forgot to get a plane
 
# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
 
# I fought the law. They won
 
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 
# I found it!!!!!!!
 
# I found the missing pieces!
 
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 
# I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
 
# I got a new geigerteller
 
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 
# I got the job!
 
# I got the keys to the city.
 
# I got this in the mail today
 
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
 
# I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
 
# I has a sad
 
# i hate
 
# i hate it when this happens
 
# I hate the carnival so much right now
 
# I hate this channel
 
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 
# i hate you.  die in a fire.
 
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 
# I have never been happy
 
# I have tasted many fish
 
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 
# I hope he's not hungry
 
# I immediately regret eating that
 
# i invented a thing
 
# I just bought this
 
# I just can't see the point anymore
 
# I just don't get recursion.
 
# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
 
# i just want to do existential things with my friends
 
# I just want to watch the world burn
 
# I knew I nailed it!
 
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
 
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 
# I knew pi would lead to this
 
# I knew there would be side effects
 
# I like this picture
 
# I loled my head off!!!
 
# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
 
# I lost my tooth
 
# I lost my wits
 
# I lost my wrist
 
# i love a good featureless white void
 
# i love my family
 
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 
# I love star wars!
 
# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
 
# i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
 
# I mistook myself for a bird
 
# I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
 
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 
# i need to do my laundry more often.
 
# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
 
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 
# I never understood that part of the bibile
 
# I only wanted a cheeseburger
 
# i pushed this.  was that bad?
 
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 
# i refuse to regret this decision
 
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 
# I say: nuts to that!
 
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 
# I sentence you to deliciousness!
 
# I should not have tried those shrooms...
 
# I should really separate those
 
# I solved the debt crisis!
 
# I still say it looks White and Gold!
 
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
 
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
 
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 
# I think I can... I think I can
 
# I think I have too many swords
 
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
 
# I think i made a point!
 
# i think i need to get out more.
 
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
 
# i think it's working now, ask me anything
 
# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
 
# I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
 
# I think there's something here
 
# I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
 
# I think this is the wrong python script
 
# I think we deserved it.
 
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
 
# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
 
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
 
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 
# I thought it would be bigger
 
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 
# I thought of it, and it happened
 
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
 
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
 
# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
 
# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
 
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
 
# I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
 
# I used to be like... but then i was all...
 
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
 
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
 
 
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
 
 
# i was gonna eat that
 
# i was gonna eat that
 
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 
# I was late
 
# I was late
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
 
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 
# I will take that one please
 
# I will take that one please
# I will use it if it is web scale
 
 
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
 
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
# I wish they'd standardize the charger
 
# I wish this was fake...
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 
# I wonder if it will be friends with me
 
 
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 
# i wonder why you left me here.
 
# i wonder why you left me here.
 +
# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 
# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
 
# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
+
# Jesus Wept
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
+
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
+
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
# I'd call this experiment a success.
+
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
# i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
+
# Job interview today.
# I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
+
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
# I'd take the stairs, but...
+
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
# I'd tap dat.
+
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
# I'd tap that
+
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
# I'll catch it one day
+
# Just a little more to the right
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
+
# just another cat video
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
+
# Just another day in paradise
# I'll never fit in!
+
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
# i'll never get tired of this.
+
# just cos()
# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
+
# just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
+
# Just Got A new camera phone!
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
+
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
+
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
+
# Just one of those days
# I'm a bird lol
+
# just playing with my pet
# I'm a fighter!
+
# Just some home decorating
# I'm a Real Boy!
+
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
# I'm a wizard!
+
# just two more trips over the horizon
# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
+
# kang, do i look good in this?
# i'm being ironic
+
# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
+
# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
+
# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
# I'm lost without your love, baby
+
# ksp mission success
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
+
# Lack of cucumbers
# I'm never going on chatroulette again
+
# Larry asked me to be his wingman
# I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
+
# last march of the ents
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
+
# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
+
# Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
+
# leapfrog, anyone?
# i'm now 75% more efficient
+
# Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
# I'm ready!
+
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
+
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
# i'm so funny and original
+
# Let's have a blinking contest
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
+
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
+
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
# I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
+
# Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
# I've been robbed!
+
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
# I've discovered a new clean-power source
+
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
+
# Life on the moon.
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
+
# Light traffic today.
# i've got hurt feelings
+
# like my new haircut?
# i've made a huge mistake
+
# Like my new nails?
# I've made a huge mistake
+
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
+
# lol, no i didn't jump
# i've never felt so alone.
+
# London
# I've never felt so empty before
+
# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
+
# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
+
# Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
+
# look at me, i'm from England!
# if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
+
# Look at me jumping!
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
+
# Look at my dollar coin
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
+
# Look at my new blue dress!
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
+
# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
+
# Look at that fart propulsion
# if only i had friends...
+
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
+
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
+
# look ma, no hands!
# if you got it, flaunt it
+
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
+
# Look out!
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
+
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
+
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
# If you're brave enough...
+
# look what happened to my satellite
# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
+
# look what i found underneath my pillow
# If you've got a moustache...
+
# Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
# Ikea art
+
# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
+
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
+
# Love is creepy
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
+
# love it!
# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
+
# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
+
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
+
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
+
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
# in line at the dmv
+
# Magnificent as fuck
# In my dreams I'm always strong
+
# Magnified 10,000 times
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
+
# Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
# in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
+
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
+
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
+
# Man, it's windy
# in theathers, close to you
+
# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
+
# Man, that was the best party in my life
# Ink-blots describe how they see students
+
# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
# inner city air conditioning
+
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
# Insert a turnip into the serial port.
+
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
+
# Mari-OH
# International relationships are getting worse
+
# mario Kart is harder in real life
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
+
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
# intertial reference frame, activate!
+
# marvel universe howard the duck returns
# introducing the yolo distribution
+
# MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
# is good idea yes
+
# Maths are hard
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
+
# Max gentleman
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
+
# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
# is it midnight yet?
+
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
# Is it really today, already?
+
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
# is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
+
# Me, before the topical ointment
# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
+
# me and all my friends
# Is that a new pokemon?
+
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
# is that a war walrus?
+
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
+
# Me llamo t-bone
# is the eject button meant to do this?
+
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
# Is there a bee on my nose?
+
# Mentos and lava
# Is there really any point? FML
+
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
# IS there something in my nose?  #Nofilter
+
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
+
# Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
+
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
+
# Minimalist cat
# is this illegal?
+
# Minister!  We're running out of time.
# is this just a fantasy?
+
# Mistakes were made.
# Is this real life?
+
# Mmm, Spider cake!
# Is this room 101?
+
# mmm...vegemite...
# Is this too cheesy?
+
# Monday mornings
# Isn't he cute?
+
# monkey movember
# it all fits together, guys!
+
# moo!
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
+
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
# It is never safe.
+
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
+
# Moses lied to me.
# it makes sense if you think about it
+
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
# It seemed better in my head
+
# Muahahahahahah
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
+
# My baby is learning how to write!
# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
+
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
+
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
+
# My cat barfed this out
# It was the rational response
+
# my cat got into the *other* catnip
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
+
# my cat is sick
# It's a cat ass trophy
+
# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
# it's a faaaaake!
+
# my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
# It's a Finger trap
+
# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
# it's a metaphor
+
# My clothes need a wash...
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
+
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
# It's ALIVE!
+
# My dad in the army
# it's bicycles all the way down
+
# My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
# It's bigger after you put it together.
+
# My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
+
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
# it'
+
# my friend posing while a plane flies by
 +
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 +
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 +
# My gout's acting up again
 +
# My hero
 +
# My Hobby: freaking people out
 +
# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
 +
# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
 +
# My house is my castle
 +
# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
 +
# my new boss
 +
# My new cat is awesome
 +
# my new duvet cover!
 +
# My new haircut!
 +
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
 +
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
 +
# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
 +
#
  
# 00154572-02e2-5e63-a3e4-bde3ab4b1934
+
===prompt_captions===
# 046bc891-392e-58ac-880d-d202b3810bdd
+
The captions to choose from for a single image (1435 of these are also used in the feed.  93 have not been found in the feed)
# 08584d88-4186-5ea6-bc49-5f1f796d37de
+
 
# 08757175-c59e-52a6-9fc9-9c72e473ceba
+
# "...The Aristocrats."
# 0b148e1f-e4bc-5100-92fc-5ec84c20eecc
+
# "ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
# 0d3b2461-d927-5d99-969a-c6a52d071461
+
# "Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
# 0ecdc175-34e2-563f-a290-33c0f5549420
+
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
# 0ef43321-8a3f-5afb-912e-d4439a64f8a1
+
# "Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
# 102a8fef-0b03-51c9-8ace-0017f18ed7d1
+
# "I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
# 135ec01b-fa2c-5eb6-9354-87c4c3e12f63
+
# "I am So. Much. More."
# 172832dd-7c7c-5640-aefa-3e0d142ea1c8
+
# "Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
# 17ae1505-dc66-5fa6-b6fc-76e2e571dcca
+
# "Is it symmetric this way?"
# 1def8ba2-ed1f-5049-a814-ce84cd7a9f7b
+
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
# 1f420516-0eda-50f0-80db-d675525278e9
+
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
# 209a35ed-6e02-544b-952b-d4d0615d8c3c
+
# "sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
# 2133fa57-71c7-52ad-93be-adebb04251a9
+
# "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
# 2158ef67-cc5c-52aa-b437-87ad938d5430
+
# #ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
# 23000a39-d407-5fd7-9956-3d90a0bc283c
+
# #awefullyNicetractsofland
# 23029be0-b127-5777-912f-664613740e58
+
# #bedhead
# 230e82f1-3a97-5657-93b4-a1538237a7bd
+
# #BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
# 25da16d6-e6a6-52a5-8507-91f2e4e68875
+
# #blessed
# 27773d87-9fc1-5fa3-945d-8602b334d630
+
# #bornthisway
# 2904fcef-5c88-58e6-b651-c8db16da8b4e
+
# #BROKEN
# 29a80edb-16d6-5da1-9d7c-34f80c7826d8
+
# #CATSANDBIRDS
# 2aad5103-42b4-5836-a997-9c5d41ef18d0
+
# #caturday
# 2ca667ea-3e06-5b04-ae11-c2e81ed10333
+
# #comfortfood
# 2cd3e0f7-2009-52d2-b526-d34fb21723fe
+
# #DANGERZONE
# 35327ccb-4c06-5054-b3a1-b1871ac0c928
+
# #DARE to #DREAM
# 35547760-624c-5f0f-aa6f-05827e5396dd
+
# #delfie
# 3602c6d2-660d-5d6f-b3bf-8aad19c3c492
+
# #Donthate #Truelove
# 37e8070f-4690-5a1e-9118-3b0a4e4af248
+
# #drbalanced
# 38ed173d-7a12-5294-80cb-03deb8896dfc
+
# #DrinkSaltwater
# 39540864-cfcb-5819-bdd9-16f314fa7aa4
+
# #duckface
# 3b3aed58-a224-50be-9129-ba20483846b6
+
# #fallingfromorbit
# 3d9ffba2-c0f6-5fcb-b3b2-ee8795c1f720
+
# #flavorbomb
# 3e62ef75-49ce-5e12-bd8a-b173a9c4269d
+
# #giganticflower #headshot
# 3e74af7e-d5fe-561a-9835-2baa0724af3e
+
# #hashtag
# 3e7765a5-f766-5a74-8711-2720bef89403
+
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
# 41e41ecd-5ed0-5ae0-891e-652664dfde38
+
# #hoax
# 4334a9ee-88d9-5be8-b019-723c34e7a83f
+
# #Hopeicanfly
# 43637145-5846-5213-bbd2-62c51fc68393
+
# #illuminati
# 464e554b-b208-5249-8f37-64ce5e075d9d
+
# #imnotracistbut
# 4912282c-ec7a-5a0d-9e6e-10d3418ab330
+
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
# 49a75cc1-bd31-5e44-9b08-d43f91c666de
+
# #justnasathings
# 49de1a38-5ca8-5831-a90f-e676aed4bbc6
+
# #lifehacks
# 4b0d6770-c68c-5d87-9cc7-d33fae6dc98e
+
# #livefeed #colonoscopy
# 4b963434-6486-5baf-a02b-e2ba5fd2ebd8
+
# #Long_Exposure
# 553d2e98-2bcb-516d-8eaf-5442f1c9d0d6
+
# #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
# 56f3037e-639d-5011-8fee-c4b0912baa83
+
# #me #throwbackthursday
# 57c2fed8-6e80-5c80-a398-0edfc27cf754
+
# #Nailpolish
# 5a8d1f9a-b07d-5a7b-be1e-525b50d5258c
+
# #nofilter
# 5c39d369-cba1-59d8-965b-d1b068809e6b
+
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
# 5dd8151e-6bab-5302-8c3e-611ae32825b7
+
# #nomakeup #justnatural
# 64edaa0d-1f4f-5ebe-a9c7-de0f2eabf74d
+
# #nomakeup #natural
# 65c4a415-ada8-5487-8c67-59ad4bdac78f
+
# #notallmen
# 65e7cf48-31dd-546f-98b1-d235ef5c9100
+
# #notamodel #nofilter
# 6691672e-826a-53ba-a42a-8cbf38ad511d
+
# #onering #fuckhobbits
# 673eec8a-d30a-5f43-a3b0-8535a9b464e7
+
# #paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
# 67d13536-af25-5a31-b81e-021e2e9676f5
+
# #Photobomb
# 6b1a016b-877b-5451-b250-e979e72ea44a
+
# #satellite #navigation
# 6b7cd4ef-9ee9-50d5-8d77-493dbbadcb9f
+
# #saturday #memories #beautiful
# 6bead760-585c-5fea-a296-164189e886ed
+
# #selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
# 6bf5c6a4-e2e0-5c9d-b768-c39227ea1a22
+
# #selfie #imatree #thuglife
# 6f4485f2-b904-519e-a027-7d731c785331
+
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
# 6f534227-fcc8-50a1-94f8-40e9fec2241f
+
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
# 6f7c3202-9bc7-5bbf-8bb9-d0ead792c632
+
# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
# 6fd02b30-262e-5c45-b966-1e1550446dbf
+
# #this_is_sparta
# 713a7c42-fbf3-5305-b821-ffd5f871bd84
+
# #Toobigtofall
# 71405975-e88a-5bc8-bb33-58201ed52528
+
# #toothproblems
# 725e2413-9cf9-562f-9bad-4231fea16e28
+
# #twinsies
# 726847dc-c652-5ef6-8696-53830c0a1e2b
+
# #vampiremirrorselfie
# 72f1f6f8-d49a-50f4-85ef-5f571240bd09
+
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
# 773eee34-46e4-5b3f-a653-9371796e8b58
+
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
# 7d60a449-d8d8-5444-9ba2-6f1c98edd903
+
# *Tips fedora*
# 7ea6bc06-01e7-5915-b6c1-1141386bb99c
+
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
# 81dde1b4-ed9b-5925-a879-70efb841d5fd
+
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
# 85dd384f-37bf-5365-af59-78a0cb78aed8
+
# 1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
# 86cc4be5-f25e-5289-8566-602b9d6e634a
+
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
# 882bc233-3966-5d04-bccb-ae2e0e5e763b
+
# 3 year olds first lego experience
# 895b2fec-6090-50b3-b736-12915362995c
+
# 5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
# 898a37b4-252d-54bd-933e-c456f95dadee
+
# 8.5 hours later...
# 8a4ca1ad-96aa-569b-8bde-8c57ea815ae9
+
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
# 8a58ccb4-f327-592a-b946-72d7a56d9d2e
+
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
# 8e1b0bfa-bc19-5cf8-888c-d31247c71190
+
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
# 8f7d83f9-7007-5f7b-901b-bcb35f900859
+
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
# 900af948-f3f8-5d21-b015-6667461dd215
+
# 27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
# 903f52cf-cb81-5c26-97f7-7d87a6d3b243
+
# 99 bottles of beer on the wall
# 91168585-a6ee-5b76-ba2b-c41f5685180c
+
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
# 935e73e9-ecf1-5d4f-8668-8fb907cdee4f
+
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
# 9491599b-459c-5e6e-9ee0-d85a0497ef55
+
# <3 hanging out with saruman
# 97127900-4d61-591a-95c8-851ad788386c
+
# >< ))*>
# 995623b5-4ded-5315-9f2d-f44a0db0ee7c
+
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# 9d1b6f68-d4ea-5932-8b47-d05b142a72ee
+
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
# 9e4ad090-7e0e-5aa7-9a55-8e0bb0b8ea8b
+
# Aaaaaargh
# 9fa68e29-e97a-5496-9edf-f3d9ce528f0a
+
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
# 9fac5c76-ef99-5c5c-a8ed-b36fa44e50bf
+
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
# a0bc51e1-ff72-56b8-8574-a4204759a872
+
# about to die lol
# a1c63d58-b0b6-5029-bc8a-b0318119f506
+
# ack
# a399201b-61ec-5bc2-8041-57fdbcb572cd
+
# ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
# a5dce98e-3e17-555e-b67c-4448bad354bc
+
# A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
# a8bd5dc6-24a0-516f-862a-dbef66f9f688
+
# ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
# ab1d561b-6bfa-5686-97a8-259ed0e4b200
+
# A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
# acebb7e3-9d07-5c49-85b7-7adfc8fc41fd
+
# a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
# ae5f5094-3168-546b-84ca-22c8b80d5922
+
# AGHHHHH
# b09c0be6-756d-52a8-97a0-db71a93d0a1d
+
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
# b337d406-6624-57cb-95cd-dd68431ee649
+
# Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
# b3404349-725f-5b2a-b9c7-dceae37d53ba
+
# A job so boring a bird could do it
# b45835d7-ea26-548c-b904-ae20f678e131
+
# Alan?
# b4a40718-739a-5580-95be-52ac57cf80ac
+
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
# b67a51a3-938e-5ce3-83df-cb623f278864
+
# All flesh is grass
# b832f9a3-fc8c-532d-b1f7-d7b9dd0e2d6e
+
# All my selfies be like
# b8976cf8-d5d0-5c24-a5eb-bc40190f85fd
+
# Allons-Y!
# ba1421d7-bbee-54c1-8026-bd95cfedc92b
+
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
# ba89ae53-04bf-5a43-9489-f41b20d42f8f
+
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
# bad65b6f-9a98-559f-bcd0-5844ee3cc5ee
+
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
# bb76621a-ed64-57ff-bb30-eaf319c66381
+
# Always get a full nights rest
# bdae9e2c-8c92-50ba-92da-c0235955c36b
+
# Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
# c35556ad-67f0-5b66-9276-73e07117c329
+
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
# c3be6486-bf0a-5d4c-98f9-e09b7a48cd02
+
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
# c53125eb-36f2-58f6-b890-3fdddbb02219
+
# amazons newest delivery method
# c92343f2-bc7f-538c-ae59-051331c561b7
+
# Am I a Pokemon?
# ca8f102e-4186-5b9b-90ad-a562e0009d73
+
# An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
# cbd65958-d879-5f15-a21b-b5685d30d9bd
+
# and suddenly, popcorn
# ce035b77-82af-583b-a3e8-e84a6aee60a7
+
# and then there were nine
# cfaeca24-0887-5d13-acd0-70e475f6551b
+
# And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
# cfdd19a9-fd37-5164-a3f0-6e749567fc8b
+
# and to think this is where it all started
# cfe6887a-407f-5be7-b541-85d219012b5b
+
# An eight-stringed octopus?
# d001ee75-ce44-56e9-8b22-6110cc2a2a17
+
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
# d0d56e0e-46df-5679-a082-3034b64e5197
+
# Angry sofa is angry.
# d4163e0b-71c3-5b98-bc28-fe6ad6c1cbe3
+
# AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
# d5efa477-cc71-5302-b79a-3be14615bb6d
+
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
# d840aefe-d163-5e9d-bbf7-346a1a93207c
+
# Another one bites the dust
# d87b4b0d-1af7-521d-93e5-705b9c064b4e
+
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
# d8c518c6-35d9-55b3-b9b4-3610f7064839
+
# Antimater Universe wants a hug.
# d8d79c97-5aee-5ae5-a3fe-e7da0eae4cfc
+
# ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
# d96c5875-533d-5a16-8199-50942d5d8f0d
+
# An unsuccessful bike design...
# da7fbaeb-34ab-5de8-8dab-8c43dbb78ed9
+
# Any hatchlings in here?
# dc2e5974-2afb-5c81-a0f3-6882fbfaaccf
+
# Anyone craving some soup right about now?
# ddc27138-5274-5187-a396-98524911e10d
+
# Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
# df22fe73-a4af-5b9a-bcd6-5803594329d0
+
# Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
# e21b7bd5-3f7f-5595-80d4-e32eccd37d60
+
# anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
# e2c76ec3-2530-553e-8513-52825fc415f5
+
# Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
# e3fc783d-50bf-5c28-813f-42aa6cd5d945
+
# Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
# e557518b-75b2-5a55-86e0-a1f9555e857e
+
# Apparently it's a thing now...
# e70090a8-06bc-5f4d-8961-fe8799a7f758
+
# Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
# e7b40c39-aa6e-5077-9689-a261b39e070f
+
# Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
# e82b25d9-37ad-533f-888b-dd687ec819dc
+
# apple's new offering: iscream
# ea37dc88-c40c-530c-a466-130c4ac49f20
+
# Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
# ea77fda6-fc06-5f5b-a48a-a5294dfc9396
+
# April Fools!
# eb5dffc4-fa51-5a2d-880f-35ab1391f8c8
+
# aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
# ec989eb9-12d4-5725-8711-99bc216282c2
+
# Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
# ee1440c2-a7c8-5856-8bb9-b1d2ad39f9a6
+
# Are you feeling lucky, punk?
# f076aac5-ca8c-5cfc-80e9-00c006f6562b
+
# Are you kidding me?
# f0d43ac6-b030-539a-8fd4-1799c01edca2
+
# are you sure this is a commandline?
# f0e3833f-b09f-5bc4-8b8f-f449084b6846
+
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
# f16a97b5-a9e9-5aaf-aa59-9bd1841508d2
+
# As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
# f1ee6fb0-212f-5cd2-b5c7-21bc13a4693f
+
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
# f2c50136-40db-54f8-bc92-deebabf69dee
+
# a spherical cow
# f2d510b5-6bab-5c69-a045-806ce2cb4d5a
+
# as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
# f3917274-b91c-5846-bee4-d928b3f15d92
+
# Asteroids hate him!
# f58a17c8-24bd-59f6-a189-7231bf3b74f1
+
# As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore.  I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
# f61c519b-7315-5061-a763-8057b3ba6fb5
+
# Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
# f757813d-b5b5-5446-a752-4a589dc4ac11
+
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
# f95151a1-29f4-5fa8-9e40-611a6c5544d0
+
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
# fa0ba376-6c87-55b6-a58b-de5a4a2c42b3
+
# At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
# fa5dea52-e700-5e6e-863f-c53fd9b72264
+
# at times like this i ask, "why me?"
# fb6e8946-6266-5a70-a193-8038b4dfd0aa
+
# australia is not NZ!
# fd1b32fc-7422-56ea-9e31-995ba9a26893
+
# AUUUGH
# fdb3fea3-4555-581b-ba1b-58baecc3e1c4
+
# AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
 +
# awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
 +
# A window into my soul
 +
# Aww, honey, don't cry...
 +
# Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
 +
# back on tinder!
 +
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 +
# BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
 +
# Banana invasion in progress
 +
# BANANANANANANANANANA
 +
# BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
 +
# Bangarang Motherfuckers
 +
# Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
 +
# Bay-bae lolz
 +
# Bazookateer crossing
 +
# been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
 +
# Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
 +
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
 +
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 +
# Best Christmas gift EVER!
 +
# best day evar!!!!
 +
# Best Halloween costume yet!
 +
# Best map projection ever
 +
# best republican caucus ever!
 +
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 +
# Beyond Level 256...
 +
# big ben is going down.
 +
# Big bowl of star-flakes
 +
# big data strikes back
 +
# bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
 +
# birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
 +
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
 +
# Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
 +
# bit nosy, aren't you?
 +
# Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
 +
# Black begins and wins.
 +
# Black box recorder
 +
# blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
 +
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
 +
# Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
 +
# bowTieght!
 +
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
 +
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 +
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 +
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 +
# Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
 +
# bURMA sHAVE!
 +
# Burnination? Huh?
 +
# Burrito night
 +
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
 +
# BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
 +
# Cakephants are my new friends
 +
# Can't believe what I almost threw away!
 +
# Can anybody help me identify this animal?
 +
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
 +
# Cant explain that
 +
# Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
 +
# capes are in fashion
 +
# Captain obvious strikes again
 +
# Car broke down on the side of the highway.
 +
# Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
 +
# caught the sunset tonight at midday
 +
# CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
 +
# Ce n'est pas un canard
 +
# cest ne pas un pipe
 +
# Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
 +
# Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
 +
# Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
 +
# check out my new pet
 +
# Check out my new sonic oc!
 +
# check out my usb sword!
 +
# Christ, what an asshole.
 +
# clever girl.....
 +
# Click "Like" when you see it!
 +
# Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
 +
# Click to show secret text
 +
# Close the pod bay door, Hal.
 +
# Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
 +
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 +
# come on, put on the slippers.
 +
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 +
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 +
# Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
 +
# Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
 +
# Copernicus: The early years
 +
# CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
 +
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
 +
# crawling and texting #badcombination
 +
# Crocodile Pink Eye
 +
# Cruise Kingdom
 +
# cthulu caught me slipping
 +
# cthulu wants what cthulu wants
 +
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
 +
# Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
 +
# Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
 +
# Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
 +
# Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
 +
# Damn, two o'clock already?
 +
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
 +
# damned ninjas
 +
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
 +
# damn tree!
 +
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 +
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 +
# Dawn: The Final day
 +
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 +
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
 +
# Day 12: it's going well I think
 +
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 +
# Da_FEELS###!
 +
# Deal with it
 +
# Death star model 0.0.73
 +
# Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
 +
# Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
 +
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
 +
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
 +
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 +
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 +
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 +
# Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
 +
# discovered a new shortcut for making toast
 +
# Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
 +
# diy abortion
 +
# Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
 +
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
 +
# does my ass look big in this?
 +
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
 +
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 +
# Does this look like pink eye to you?
 +
# dOG SHAMING
 +
# Do I look fat in this photo?
 +
# Do I look like a penguin?
 +
# Dominos delivers!
 +
# Do my feet look fat?
 +
# Do my feet smell?
 +
# Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
 +
# Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
 +
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
 +
# Don't have a cow, man
 +
# Don't inhale!
 +
# Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
 +
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
 +
# Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
 +
# Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
 +
# doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
 +
# Do the Harlem Shake
 +
# Down time
 +
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
 +
# Do you feline lucky, punk?
 +
# Do you have a lighter?
 +
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 +
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
 +
# drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
 +
# drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
 +
# Dryads. that is all.
 +
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
 +
# Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
 +
# Dude, I can totally catch this!
 +
# Dude, where's my car?
 +
# DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
 +
# Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
 +
# EARTH HAS 4 CORNER  SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY  TIME CUBE  WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.  4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1  DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
 +
# Eating my breakfast!
 +
# Eat my shorts
 +
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 +
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 +
# emergency butter delivery
 +
# engage!
 +
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
 +
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 +
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
 +
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
 +
# ever get the feeling you're being watched?
 +
# every breath you take, every move you make
 +
# everyday i'm shoveling
 +
# Every day my damn cat makes this face
 +
# Everything maKes perfect sense now.
 +
# everything makes sense now
 +
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 +
# Exes, am I right?
 +
# Existance is an illusion
 +
# Extreme beer pong
 +
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 +
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
 +
# Fancy
 +
# father & daughter re-unite!
 +
# Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
 +
# feeding my pet
 +
# Field Trip!
 +
# filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
 +
# Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
 +
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
 +
# finally got that squid stache
 +
# Finally here!
 +
# Fire can sometimes be hot?
 +
# First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
 +
# First day of school.
 +
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
 +
# First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
 +
# First post, be friendly
 +
# First screenshot of portal 3 !!
 +
# First time posting, please be nice
 +
# Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
 +
# Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
 +
# flying car - it is now officially the future
 +
# Flying fish had no affect on it
 +
# FML
 +
# Fnnnaarrrrr!
 +
# Foiled again by the bell curve
 +
# for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
 +
# Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
 +
# forgot to turn the oven off!
 +
# Formal on top, party on the bottom
 +
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
 +
# For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
 +
# Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
 +
# for you
 +
# Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
 +
# found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
 +
# Found this in my garden, wtf?
 +
# found this on google maps earlier.
 +
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 +
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 +
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 +
# fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
 +
# Fucking CAKE
 +
# FUCK NOT AGAIN
 +
# Fulfilling western ideals!
 +
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
 +
# furrowed mustache
 +
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 +
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 +
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
 +
# get your ass to mars
 +
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 +
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 +
# go home elephant you are drunk
 +
# Goldilocks party!
 +
# Goodnight moon
 +
# good old troubleshootin'
 +
# google bots have uncovered some missing bits
 +
# GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
 +
# Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
 +
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 +
# Gotta catch em all.
 +
# gotta take big ben down a peg
 +
# Got your nose!
 +
# GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
 +
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
 +
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
 +
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 +
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
 +
# Guess that "sun" was really important after all
 +
# Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
 +
# Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
 +
# GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
 +
# Had to settle for a beard
 +
# ha ha ha... no.
 +
# haha oh my cat
 +
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 +
# Happy Birthday, M C Escher
 +
# Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
 +
# Hat in the cat strike back!
 +
# Have fun stormin' da castle.
 +
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 +
# havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
 +
# He did say it was edible
 +
# He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
 +
# He left me! :ccc
 +
# hello darkness my old friend
 +
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 +
# Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
 +
# help wanted. inquire within.
 +
# He nailed it!
 +
# Here comes the sun, do do do do...
 +
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 +
# Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
 +
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
 +
# He was never seen again
 +
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 +
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 +
# Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
 +
# hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
 +
# hgghjg
 +
# Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
 +
# High Bro, five.
 +
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
 +
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 +
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 +
# HODOR!
 +
# holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
 +
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 +
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 +
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 +
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
 +
# Houston, we are the problem
 +
# Hoverboard to full power!
 +
# How did I get here?
 +
# How did I get here?!?
 +
# How did the mars rover get here?
 +
# How does this work again?
 +
# how do i turn this off?
 +
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 +
# How is this still a thing?
 +
# How many can there be?
 +
# how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
 +
# hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
 +
# I'd call this experiment a success.
 +
# I'll catch it one day
 +
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
 +
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
 +
# i'll never get tired of this.
 +
# I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
 +
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 +
# I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
 +
# I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
 +
# I'm a fighter!
 +
# I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
 +
# I'm a Real Boy!
 +
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
 +
# i'm just surprised it took this long.
 +
# I'm lost without your love, baby
 +
# I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
 +
# I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
 +
# I'm not even mad. that's amazing
 +
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
 +
# i'm now 75% more efficient
 +
# I 'M out of the acorn
 +
# I'm ready!
 +
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 +
# I've been robbed!
 +
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 +
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 +
# i've made a huge mistake
 +
# I've made a huge mistake
 +
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 +
# i've never felt so alone.
 +
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
 +
# I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
 +
# I am a beautiful person.
 +
# I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
 +
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
 +
# i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
 +
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
 +
# I blame supernasa
 +
# I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
 +
# I broke cookie clicker...
 +
# I broke the etch & sketch
 +
# I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
 +
# I can't believe it's not cake batter
 +
# I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
 +
# i can't form the words to describe such beauty
 +
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 +
# I can has cheezburger?
 +
# I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
 +
# I can take photos with my teeth!
 +
# I can walk on my hands
 +
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 +
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 +
# I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
 +
# I don't get it either.
 +
# I don't know
 +
# I don't regret pressing the button
 +
# i don't remember this scene form star wars
 +
# I don't think I really understand what this is.
 +
# I don't think that's supposed to go there...
 +
# I don't think this is working
 +
# i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
 +
# I don't want to set the world on fire
 +
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 +
# I dream of death
 +
# I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
 +
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
 +
# if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
 +
# I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
 +
# if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
 +
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
 +
# I find this picture reflects my soul.
 +
# I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
 +
# If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
 +
# I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
 +
# I forgot to get a plane
 +
# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
 +
# I fought the law. They won
 +
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 +
# I found it!!!!!!!
 +
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 +
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 +
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 +
# If you're brave enough...
 +
# If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
 +
# If you've got a moustache...
 +
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
 +
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
 +
# if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
 +
# I got the job!
 +
# I got this in the mail today
 +
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
 +
# I has a sad
 +
# i hate it when this happens
 +
# I hate this channel
 +
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 +
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 +
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 +
# I have tasted many fish
 +
# I just bought this
 +
# I just can't see the point anymore
 +
# I just don't get recursion.
 +
# I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
 +
# i just want to do existential things with my friends
 +
# I just want to watch the world burn
 +
# I knew I nailed it!
 +
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 +
# I knew there would be side effects
 +
# I like this picture
 +
# I loled my head off!!!
 +
# I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
 +
# I lost my wits
 +
# I lost my wrist
 +
# i love a good featureless white void
 +
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 +
# I love star wars!
 +
# I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
 +
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
 +
# in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
 +
# In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
 +
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 +
# i need to do my laundry more often.
 +
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 +
# I never understood that part of the bibile
 +
# In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
 +
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
 +
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
 +
# in line at the dmv
 +
# In my dreams I'm always strong
 +
# inner city air conditioning
 +
# Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
 +
# intertial reference frame, activate!
 +
# In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
 +
# in theathers, close to you
 +
# in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
 +
# In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
 +
# introducing the yolo distribution
 +
# i pushed this.  was that bad?
 +
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 +
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 +
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 +
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 +
# I say: nuts to that!
 +
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 +
# is good idea yes
 +
# I should really separate those
 +
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
 +
# Is it really today, already?
 +
# I solved the debt crisis!
 +
# Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
 +
# is that a war walrus?
 +
# Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
 +
# is the eject button meant to do this?
 +
# Is there really any point? FML
 +
# Is this an april fools joke?  why did this show up at my door?
 +
# Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
 +
# is this just a fantasy?
 +
# Is this real life?
 +
# Is this room 101?
 +
# Is this too cheesy?
 +
# I still say it looks White and Gold!
 +
# I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
 +
# I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
 +
# It's a cat ass trophy
 +
# It's a Finger trap
 +
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 +
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 +
# it's in a good part of town
 +
# it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
 +
# It's not a good part of town
 +
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
 +
# it's not what you think
 +
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
 +
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
 +
# it's pretty dark in this box
 +
# It's the little things
 +
# it's the minecraft world
 +
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 +
# I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
 +
# I think I can... I think I can
 +
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 +
# I  think I need new glasses.
 +
# i think i need to get out more.
 +
# I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
 +
# I think there's something here
 +
# i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
 +
# I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
 +
# I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
 +
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 +
# I thought it would be bigger
 +
# I thought of it, and it happened
 +
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
 +
# It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
 +
# It is never safe.
 +
# I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
 +
# I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
 +
# I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
 +
# I told you to keep the raptors secure
 +
# It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
 +
# IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
 +
# it was an odd place to find a stop sign
 +
# it was never this complicated when I was a kid
 +
# It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined  cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
 +
# It was the rational response
 +
# I used to be like... but then i was all...
 +
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
 +
# i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
 +
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 +
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 +
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 +
# i was gonna eat that
 +
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 +
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 +
# I was late
 +
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 +
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 +
# I will take that one please
 +
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 +
# I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
 +
# I wish I could ride in a balloon
 +
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 +
# i wonder why you left me here.
 +
# I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
 +
# I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
 +
# Jesus Wept
 +
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
 +
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
 +
# Job interview today.
 +
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 +
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 +
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 +
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
 +
# Just a little more to the right
 +
# just another cat video
 +
# Just another day in paradise
 +
# Just combing my M.C. Escher
 +
# just cos()
 +
# just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
 +
# Just Got A new camera phone!
 +
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 +
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 +
# Just one of those days
 +
# just playing with my pet
 +
# Just some home decorating
 +
# Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
 +
# just two more trips over the horizon
 +
# kang, do i look good in this?
 +
# Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
 +
# Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
 +
# ksp mission success
 +
# Lack of cucumbers
 +
# Larry asked me to be his wingman
 +
# last march of the ents
 +
# Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
 +
# Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
 +
# leapfrog, anyone?
 +
# Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
 +
# Legal Issues
 +
# Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
 +
# Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
 +
# Let's have a blinking contest
 +
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
 +
# Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
 +
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
 +
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
 +
# Life on the moon.
 +
# Light traffic today.
 +
# like my new haircut?
 +
# Like my new nails?
 +
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 +
# lol, no i didn't jump
 +
# London
 +
# london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
 +
# Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
 +
# Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
 +
# look at me, i'm from England!
 +
# Look at me jumping!
 +
# Look at my dollar coin
 +
# Look at my new blue dress!
 +
# look at my new dog!
 +
# look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
 +
# Look at that fart propulsion
 +
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
 +
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 +
# look ma, no hands!
 +
# Look out!
 +
# Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
 +
# look what happened to my satellite
 +
# look what i found underneath my pillow
 +
# Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
 +
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 +
# Love is creepy
 +
# love it!
 +
# love it!"...The Aristocrats."
 +
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 +
# Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
 +
# Made in god's own image, yessiree!
 +
# Magnificent as fuck
 +
# Magnified 10,000 times
 +
# Making a selfie.
 +
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 +
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
 +
# Man, it's windy
 +
# Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
 +
# Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
 +
# Man in the Moon slumming
 +
# Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
 +
# Mari-OH
 +
# mario Kart is harder in real life
 +
# married a cat
 +
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
 +
# marvel universe howard the duck returns
 +
# MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
 +
# Maths are hard
 +
# may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
 +
# Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
 +
# Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
 +
# Me, before the topical ointment
 +
# me and all my friends
 +
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 +
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 +
# Me llamo t-bone
 +
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 +
# Mentos and lava
 +
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 +
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
 +
# Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
 +
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
 +
# Minimalist cat
 +
# Minister!  We're running out of time.
 +
# Mistakes were made.
 +
# Mmm, Spider cake!
 +
# mmm...vegemite...
 +
# Monday mornings
 +
# monkey movember
 +
# moo!
 +
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 +
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 +
# Moses lied to me.
 +
# Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
 +
# Muahahahahahah
 +
# My 7 picture is upside down
 +
# My baby is learning how to write!
 +
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 +
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 +
# My cat barfed this out
 +
# my cat got into the *other* catnip
 +
# my cat is sick
 +
# My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
 +
# my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
 +
# my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
 +
# My clothes need a wash...
 +
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
 +
# My dad in the army
 +
# My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
 +
# My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
 +
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
 +
# my friend posing while a plane flies by
 +
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 +
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 +
# My gout's acting up again
 +
# My halloween costume
 +
# My hero
 +
# My Hobby: freaking people out
 +
# MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
 +
# My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
 +
# My house is my castle
 +
# my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
 +
# my new boss
 +
# My new cat is awesome
 +
# my new duvet cover!
 +
# My new haircut!
 +
# my new haircut only exists in another dimension
 +
# My new neighbor seems a  bit odd
 +
# My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
 +
# My new tattoo
 +
# my new toaster has some strange attachments
 +
# My nose will grow now.
 +
# My parents took away my phone privileges
 +
# my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
 +
# My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
 +
# my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
 +
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
 +
# My selfie stick broke.
 +
# My server cooling system.
 +
# Myspace tom to ground control-
 +
# my taco face
 +
# My tastes are very... singular
 +
# mYTH BUSTED!
 +
# My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
 +
# my wonderful dad!
 +
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
 +
# nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
 +
# NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
 +
# Nasa is fully funded
 +
# Need a Haircut
 +
# Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
 +
# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
 +
# Never gonna give you up...
 +
# Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
 +
# New amazon product
 +
# New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
 +
# New car flipping world record set
 +
# Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
 +
# New false color imagery from mars curiousity
 +
# New haircut!
 +
# New headcanon:
 +
# New means to help collect more evidence
 +
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 +
# New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
 +
# New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
 +
# new phone who dis
 +
# New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
 +
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
 +
# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
 +
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 +
# night sledding deserves a quiet night
 +
# No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
 +
# No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
 +
# NO. JUST NO.
 +
# nobody knows the trouble i've seen
 +
# No guitar without a sombrero
 +
# No lie, this is delicious
 +
# No more sorrow!
 +
# nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
 +
# no one ever suspected the shovel
 +
# Nope nope nope nope nope
 +
# No regrets on this new roofing material
 +
# no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
 +
# Not a fruit
 +
# Not Again :(
 +
# Not as healthy as it looks
 +
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 +
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 +
# Nothing new under the sun
 +
# Notice anything different?
 +
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
 +
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
 +
# No wants to hear me talk about my cat
 +
# No way, man! Bento box disappointment.  Lone green pea.
 +
# no wonder the cat always sits here
 +
# Now turn it upside-down
 +
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 +
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 +
# now you're hungry too.
 +
# NUTS!
 +
# Obama pardons Santa claus
 +
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
 +
# Oh, Canada...
 +
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 +
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 +
# Oh bother not again
 +
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 +
# oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
 +
# Oh God! It's happening again!
 +
# Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
 +
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 +
# Oh god is it still following me?
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 +
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 +
# Oh here we go
 +
# oh I feel a yearning so bad
 +
# oh look, a penny
 +
# OH MY GOD A HORSE
 +
# Oh No! Not again!
 +
# Oh no! Not again.
 +
# Oh no! Not Again.
 +
# Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
 +
# Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
 +
# Oh no, it's the moon
 +
# oh no you didn't
 +
# Oh shit, not again.
 +
# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
 +
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
 +
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
 +
# omfg, space bugs
 +
# OMG! Kittens!
 +
# OMG Becky look at her butt
 +
# omg too much chiplote
 +
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 +
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 +
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
 +
# One of the less popular Transformers.
 +
# One of these things doesn't belong.
 +
# One year ago I looked like this
 +
# only 90s kids will get this!
 +
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
 +
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 +
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
 +
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
 +
# oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
 +
# Oops.
 +
# Optimus prime was having a bad day.
 +
# our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
 +
# Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
 +
# Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
 +
# Oy, my giblets!
 +
# Pants Optional
 +
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
 +
# parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
 +
# Park and ride
 +
# PARKOUR IN ACTION
 +
# Parlez vous Francais?
 +
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 +
# passed another hitch hiker
 +
# peeling back the pages of history
 +
# Penguins are people too #equality
 +
# Pentagonal head?  That's nuts!!!  *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
 +
# Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
 +
# Perspective issues
 +
# Philae lander found!
 +
# photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
 +
# Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
 +
# photo proof for you skeptics out there
 +
# PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
 +
# Picasso's illegitimate child...
 +
# Picking mushrooms
 +
# Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
 +
# picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
 +
# PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
 +
# Pintsize what are you doing?!
 +
# Pizza TIME
 +
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 +
# Please send help.
 +
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 +
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
 +
# PostPostModern art
 +
# Praise robot jesus!  humans, convert and roll out!
 +
# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
 +
# Press 'continue' to abort.
 +
# Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
 +
# Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
 +
# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
 +
# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 +
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
 +
# Proof: loch ness monster.
 +
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
 +
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 +
# Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
 +
# prototype soccer ball
 +
# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
 +
# Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
 +
# ????????
 +
# ??????????!
 +
# ?????????????
 +
# ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 +
# ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 +
# quack quack, motherflipper
 +
# Quite.
 +
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 +
# Ramen is squishy and soft
 +
# RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
 +
# Real Eyes Realize real lies.
 +
# real letters have curves #Serif
 +
# really not how I thought I would die
 +
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 +
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
 +
# Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
 +
# Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
 +
# research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
 +
# results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
 +
# reverse et
 +
# reverse microwave oven
 +
# rm -rf /
 +
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
 +
# Robert'); Drop Table students;--
 +
# Robots in much better disguise
 +
# Rock, paper, FACE
 +
# rofl
 +
# Rollerskating always was overrated
 +
# RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
 +
# run little ghost, run!
 +
# sad cow is sad
 +
# Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
 +
# Said the duchess to the vicar.
 +
# Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
 +
# sarlac ball-pit!!!
 +
# Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
 +
# Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
 +
# school's out!
 +
# Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
 +
# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
 +
# Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
 +
# Screw it, here's a cat pic
 +
# See a carrot deflate a pool ball
 +
# See it again in slo mo
 +
# SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
 +
# SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
 +
# Selfie #Nofilter
 +
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 +
# Selfie in the morning
 +
# Self Portrait: Complete.
 +
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 +
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
 +
# share and enjoy
 +
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 +
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 +
# should i see a doctor about this?
 +
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 +
# SIDE GOER 4
 +
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
 +
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
 +
# smiling is for optimists
 +
# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
 +
# So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
 +
# So, it has come to this...
 +
# so, scientology...
 +
# So, this happened.
 +
# So...Magnets, right?
 +
# So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
 +
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
 +
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 +
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 +
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 +
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 +
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 +
# someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
 +
# someone take this banana off my face
 +
# Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
 +
# SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
 +
# Something seems to be wrong with my car
 +
# Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
 +
# Sometimes all you can do is wait
 +
# Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
 +
# Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
 +
# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
 +
# Somewhere, this exists.
 +
# Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
 +
# Soon. Soon...
 +
# Sorry for the potato quality.
 +
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 +
# So thats What Jesus did
 +
# So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
 +
# SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
 +
# SPAAAAAAAAcE
 +
# Spaaaaaaaace!
 +
# Spiders. Nope.
 +
# Spring has sprang
 +
# SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
 +
# Starbucks <3 <3 <3
 +
# Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
 +
# stay away from my eggcorns
 +
# Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
 +
# stay out of my house, santa
 +
# Step 1:  Jump the shark.
 +
# step one: cut a hole in the box
 +
# sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
 +
# Steve is realxing
 +
# Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
 +
# still better than last year in ottawa
 +
# stipple slash of saturn
 +
# Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
 +
# Stop stalin and make up your mind
 +
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 +
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 +
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 +
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 +
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 +
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 +
# such lambda
 +
# Sun deflation: optimal
 +
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 +
# super high intensity training at NORAD
 +
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
 +
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
 +
# T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
 +
# Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
 +
# tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
 +
# taken from earth orbit
 +
# take that atheists
 +
# take two, they are small
 +
# TANSTAAFL... Mostly
 +
# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
 +
# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
 +
# terminal velocity is a myth
 +
# Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
 +
# Thanks!
 +
# Thanks Obama!
 +
# thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
 +
# That's gonna hurt on the way out
 +
# That's just not very funny
 +
# that's me!
 +
# THAT'S NO MOON
 +
# That's not a chicken
 +
# That's not a nut!
 +
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 +
# that's one nasty burn!
 +
# That's too much, man!
 +
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
 +
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 +
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
 +
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
 +
# That is one dapper bird.
 +
# That sweater is so 2013
 +
# That was one hell of a party last night.
 +
# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
 +
# That was when things started to get a little weird.
 +
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 +
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 +
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
 +
# The best brick joke possible.
 +
# The birds found the hobbit hole
 +
# The building blocks of life
 +
# The Captain Crunch Kraken
 +
# The cat brought in another bird.
 +
# the charge of the light brigade
 +
# The choice is simple.
 +
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
 +
# The dark helps me see in the carrots
 +
# the dark side of the moon, amirite?
 +
# the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
 +
# The designers of this camera literally nailed it
 +
# The Dissolution of Parliament.
 +
# The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
 +
# the dog scanned my homework
 +
# The dress is black and white!
 +
# The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
 +
# The ents met the triffids
 +
# the event horizon returned
 +
# The evolution of fun
 +
# The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
 +
# The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
 +
# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
 +
# the floor is made of lava. send help.
 +
# The French space program
 +
# the game begins...
 +
# the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
 +
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 +
# The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
 +
# the hills have eyes
 +
# The HORROR!
 +
# The horrors of war
 +
# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
 +
# The infamous Snow-muon.
 +
# their love was doomed from the start...
 +
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 +
# The knids are hungry
 +
# The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
 +
# The last person to be surprised by a selfie
 +
# the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
 +
# The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
 +
# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
 +
# The Little Borg Prince
 +
# the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
 +
# The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
 +
# The moon landing was a lie
 +
# The Moon Will Eat What it will
 +
# The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
 +
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
 +
# The newest Olympic sport
 +
# The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
 +
# The next generation of crypto currencies
 +
# The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
 +
# The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
 +
# the only people for me are the mad ones
 +
# The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
 +
# The Prodigy is in town!
 +
# The prophecy was true!
 +
# There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
 +
# There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
 +
# There's a third bump, growing fast
 +
# The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
 +
# The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
 +
# There goes the neighborhood...
 +
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 +
# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
 +
# there snow such thing as global warming
 +
# the rest is darkness and decay
 +
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 +
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 +
# the saddest moment of my childhood
 +
# These aren't my sandwiches
 +
# The second mouse gets the cheese
 +
# These cravings will never stop
 +
# The secret to infinite storage space
 +
# These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
 +
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 +
# The side of my car. #roadrage
 +
# The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
 +
# The solution to all life's problems
 +
# The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
 +
# The strangest thing subway ever gave me
 +
# THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
 +
# The taste stays with you forever
 +
# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
 +
# The time has come.
 +
# The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
 +
# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
 +
# the Uk space agency is making britain proud
 +
# The unforgiving war on health
 +
# The view outside of my airplane window.
 +
# The vlog was better than the movie
 +
# the way of the future
 +
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 +
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
 +
# They're all watching me
 +
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 +
# they dont need us anymore
 +
# they said be careful, we said yolo
 +
# THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
 +
# they said we couldn't play god
 +
# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
 +
# They see me rolling, they hating
 +
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
 +
# The Zebra was lying down
 +
# Things Lost in couch cushions
 +
# this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
 +
# This apple got a face on it dog
 +
# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
 +
# This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
 +
# this didn't last long.
 +
# This elevator has no 'down'!
 +
# This explains everything
 +
# this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
 +
# This guy...
 +
# this guy keeps following me
 +
# This is a cat
 +
# This is a good idea
 +
# This is exactly what you think it is
 +
# This is how you get ants!
 +
# this is just a tribute #thed
 +
# THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it.  If you don't think about it too much.
 +
# this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
 +
# This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
 +
# This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
 +
# This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
 +
# This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
 +
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 +
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 +
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 +
# This is twitter, right? #confused
 +
# This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
 +
# This is what happiness looks like
 +
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 +
# This is what i had for breakfast
 +
# This is why I'm not an EMT
 +
# This is why we can't have good things
 +
# This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
 +
# This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
 +
# This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
 +
# This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
 +
# This needs a motivational text
 +
# This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
 +
# this one's over 15 kt bitches!
 +
# This photo mooves me
 +
# This photo was taken from my basement
 +
# This photo was taken from my iphone
 +
# this plot is odd.
 +
# this was in the bible
 +
# this was my inspiration
 +
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
 +
# this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
 +
# those weren't Altoids.
 +
# Threaten large birds... check.
 +
# throwing epic shade!
 +
# Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
 +
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 +
# Time to reap the whirlwind!
 +
# tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
 +
# today's to do list
 +
# Today i am a Chinese clock
 +
# To get to the other tree and leaf!
 +
# To infinity and Birdyond!
 +
# Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
 +
# Too many quixotes, not enough giants
 +
# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
 +
# too much lens flare?
 +
# too much right beef
 +
# Top of the world
 +
# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
 +
# To the victor go the spoils.
 +
# toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
 +
# Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
 +
# Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
 +
# Travel the length of these massive bison
 +
# Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
 +
# Trees on a hill #nofilter
 +
# Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
 +
# Triumph. Pure triumph.
 +
# True Self-Control
 +
# truly, i am euphoric
 +
# trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
 +
# TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
 +
# Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
 +
# Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
 +
# turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
 +
# Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
 +
# Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
 +
# Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
 +
# two great tastes that go great together
 +
# Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
 +
# Tycoon Simulator 2015
 +
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
 +
# uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
 +
# Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
 +
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 +
# Universe man, Universe man...
 +
# Unzipped sock
 +
# USB SUX
 +
# Use the force responsibly.
 +
# using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
 +
# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
 +
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
 +
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 +
# void main() { fork; }
 +
# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
 +
# Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
 +
# Wait, you can see that too
 +
# Wait ... what? I don't even...
 +
# Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
 +
# Wait for it...
 +
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
 +
# wake up sheeple!
 +
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
 +
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 +
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 +
# Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
 +
# WARRRBLGARBL
 +
# watching dune on shrooms
 +
# watch me become the next favorite kardashian
 +
# Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
 +
# Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
 +
# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
 +
# We've got a problem
 +
# we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
 +
# We are not men. we are devo.
 +
# Weather's Crazy today
 +
# We can't do it, the moon is in the way
 +
# We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
 +
# We didn't start the fire
 +
# Weeeee!!!
 +
# we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
 +
# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
 +
# Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
 +
# welcome to Argentina
 +
# Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
 +
# welcome to the space jam
 +
# We live in a golden age!
 +
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 +
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 +
# Well, now this is a thing.
 +
# well, so much for the space program
 +
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
 +
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 +
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
 +
# WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
 +
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 +
# we sail the ocean orange
 +
# We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
 +
# WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
 +
# Whale Selfie!
 +
# What, Me worry?
 +
# What a beautiful time to be alive!
 +
# what a bummer
 +
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
 +
# What are pixels?
 +
# What are you, a dictionary?
 +
# What could go wrong?
 +
# What could possibly go wrong™?
 +
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 +
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 +
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
 +
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
 +
# What has science done?!
 +
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
 +
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 +
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
 +
# What is your Pony Personality?
 +
# What? It's always that color.
 +
# what to have for breakfast?
 +
# When everything looks like a hammer
 +
# When pandas have nightmares
 +
# WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
 +
# When you get a perfect score on your test
 +
# when you see it...
 +
# Where did THAT come from?
 +
# Where did this road come from?!?
 +
# where do all the cheetos go
 +
# Where do I plug this in?
 +
# where should i put this cool new tatto?
 +
# where to buy spanish ham ?
 +
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 +
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 +
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 +
# Who came first?
 +
# who do you think I am?
 +
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 +
# whoops GPS error
 +
# Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
 +
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
 +
# who sent me a bobcat?
 +
# Who stepped on my pop tart?
 +
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 +
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 +
# why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
 +
# Why are there ants on my face?!
 +
# Why did it have to end this Way?
 +
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
 +
# Why do dogs like this?
 +
# Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
 +
# Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
 +
# Why do people do this?
 +
# Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
 +
# Why potato why?
 +
# Why?
 +
# Why should squirrel learn baseball
 +
# WHY WHY WHY #WHY
 +
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
 +
# WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
 +
# Woops, miscounted. sorry.
 +
# worst horse ever :(
 +
# Worst pokemon ever
 +
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 +
# Worth it for the karma.
 +
# would you choose the microwave over this?
 +
# Would you like to play a game?
 +
# Wow, did you see that??!!
 +
# Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work.  #Sorrydude
 +
# Wow. Just, Wow.
 +
# wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
 +
# wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
 +
# WTF!?
 +
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
 +
# Yeah... never gonna happen
 +
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 +
# YES
 +
# Yes, I followed the instructions!
 +
# You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
 +
# You'll never guess what happens next...
 +
# You are not a good person
 +
# you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
 +
# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
 +
# You did what in my tuba?
 +
# you know, for kids
 +
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 +
# You must be new here.
 +
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 +
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 +
# YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
 +
# Zeus takes his revenge
 +
# Zoidgebra 101
 +
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 +
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 +
# [user was banned for this text]
 +
# ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
 +
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 +
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
 +
# ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
 +
# ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
 +
# 突っ込むところもねい!
 +
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 +
# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
 +
# 💩

Please note that all contributions to explain xkcd may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see explain xkcd:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!

To protect the wiki against automated edit spam, we kindly ask you to solve the following CAPTCHA:

Cancel | Editing help (opens in new window)