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==Status==
 
==Status==
*18:30, 4 July 2015 (UTC) Off-line. I'm no longer running my script, as it's just finding fewer and fewer results, likely because there are fewer and fewer people adding new content.  Others are free to use my script.
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*Progress: 20436 Permalinks found so far, containing 1375 unique pictures and 1810 unique captions in the feed alone, with 2139 unique captions in the feed and prompts combined
  
;Phase 1.
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<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s>
:Saving reasons, usernames and text only.   No images or permalinks IDs saved.
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:Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
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Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Permalinks|Permalinks]].  I have 15400 in my array.
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After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
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;Phase 1. (Running)
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:Saving reasons, usernames and text only. No images or permalinks IDs have been saved.
 
*All usernames have been found
 
*All usernames have been found
 
*All reasons for data loss have been found
 
*All reasons for data loss have been found
 
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
 
*The overlap between feed and prompt text is over 95%
  
;Phase 2.
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;Phase 2. (Running)
 
:Saving permalink and images IDs
 
:Saving permalink and images IDs
 
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
 
*The image and text associated with permalinks never changes.
 
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
 
(I probably should have been saving the permalinks this whole time.)
 
===Count history===
 
*04-22: [25474] (unique: 2167) +80  /9
 
*04-21: [25396] (unique: 2158) +50  /4
 
*04-20: [25349] (unique: 2154) +60  /5
 
*04-19: [25281] (unique: 2149) +100 /3
 
*04-18: [25186] (unique: 2146) +100 /14
 
*04-17: [25046] (unique: 2132) +100 /7
 
*04-16: [24904] (unique: 2125) +200 /3
 
*04-15: [24727] (unique: 2122) +400 /15
 
*04-14: [24370] (unique: 2107) +500 /18
 
*04-13: [23886] (unique: 2089) +700 /13
 
*04-12: [23145] (unique: 2076) +800
 
*04-11: [22332]               
 
 
===Old status===
 
*<s>Edit: "ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED". :(</s> - Apparently it was happening for everyone, back to normal. Resuming at 1 request per 30 seconds just in case.
 
*Well, fuck.  I hit the 2mb page limit at 10217 [[1506:_xkcloud/Table of Permalinks|Permalinks]].
 
*After finding 17000 permalinks, my script has slowed down considerably, and is finding new content much less often.
 
*I'm glad I had already updated the wiki today, because my browser just crashed and I lost my array.  The fact that I've been keeping all ''unique'' data on the wiki means I can (mostly) rebuild my arrays and continue from where I left off.
 
*Import functions implemented, all saved feed data reloaded, script running again. I am no longer monitoring "pick an image"/"pick a caption" overlap, as it was over 95% anyway, and I was only updating this page with the ''unique'' prompt/captions not found in the feed.
 
*Welp, I was being lazy and hadn't updated in a while, and my browser crashed, losing a day's results. Resuming with previously saving data... (Incidentally, the browser crash is unrelated to the script running.)
 
*As can be seen by looking at the changes to the counts as I update each day, there is new content much less often.  Less than 100 new feed entries per day. On average, one every 14 mins. My script checks every 30 seconds, and it has currently been 50 minutes since any new content was found. (As I was typing this, a new feed entry was found, so it was almost exactly 50 minutes.)
 
*For the last several days, no new prompt content has been found, and the only feed content which has been found is content which was previously found in the prompts.  Unfortunately, at the current rate of discovery, it will take until at least September to find feed ids for all known prompt content.
 
  
 
==Feed==
 
==Feed==
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*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
 
*V3. buttons and textboxes added to page eliminate both the need to use console to retrieve results, and user error.
 
*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
 
*V3.1 "feed_ids" button now outputs a minimum table containing at least one of each image and caption.  (Cutting 20436 down to 2555)
*V3.2 Improved "minimum" to cut 2555 down to 2026
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*V4 Added ability to preload content into arrays, including feed_ids
 
*V4.1 removed functions to compare "pick an image" and "pick a caption" prompts, merged separate prompt arrays, added functions to compare these to the feed instead.
 
*V4.2 saving new feedids to local storage, added restore() function to reload these.
 
 
 
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
 
  <nowiki>xkcd = {
 
prompt_reasons      :[],
 
prompt_reasons      :[],
 
prompt_posters      :[],
 
prompt_posters      :[],
 
feed_posters        :[],
 
feed_posters        :[],
 
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feed_ids            :[],
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feed_images        :[],
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feed_text          :[],
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prompt_album        :[],
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prompt_text        :[],
 
prompt_images      :[],
 
prompt_images      :[],
 
prompt_captions    :[],
 
prompt_captions    :[],
  
feed_table          :[], //dummy to create button
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feed_images_only    :[],
feed_ids            :[],
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feed_text_only      :[],
feed_images        :[],
 
feed_text          :[],
 
  
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prompt_albumonly    :[],
 +
prompt_textonly    :[],
 
prompt_imagesonly  :[],
 
prompt_imagesonly  :[],
 
prompt_captionsonly :[],
 
prompt_captionsonly :[],
  
 
desc: {
 
desc: {
prompt_reasons     :"Reasons for data loss",
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prompt_reasons     :"Reasons for data loss",
prompt_posters     :"Usernames in the prompt",
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prompt_posters     :"Usernames in the prompt",
feed_posters        :"Usernames in the feed",
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feed_posters       :"Usernames in the feed",
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feed_ids          :"Permalinks in the feed",
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feed_images       :"Images in the feed",
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feed_text          :"Captions in the feed",
  
prompt_images       :"Images in prompts",
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prompt_album      :"Images in 'pick an image' prompt",
prompt_captions    :"Captions in prompts",
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prompt_text        :"Caption in 'pick an image' prompt",
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prompt_images     :"Images in 'pick an caption' prompt",
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prompt_captions   :"Captions in 'pick a caption' prompt",
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feed_images_only  :"Images which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt",
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feed_text_only     :"Captions which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt",
  
feed_table          :"Table of unique feed entries",
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prompt_albumonly  :"Images in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt.",
feed_ids            :"Permalinks in the feed",
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prompt_textonly    :"Captions in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt.",
feed_images        :"Images in the feed",
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prompt_imagesonly :"Images in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt.",
feed_text          :"Captions in the feed",
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prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt."
 
 
prompt_imagesonly   :"Images in prompts and not in the feed",
 
prompt_captionsonly :"Captions in prompts and not in the feed",
 
 
}
 
}
 
}
 
}
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.append($("<textarea>"));
 
.append($("<textarea>"));
 
$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
 
$("#magic").append($("<button>").html("sort"));
$("#magic").append($("<input type='checkbox' id='loadarray'>")).append($("<label for='loadarray'>").html("Load array"));
 
 
$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
 
$("#magic button").on( "click", function() {
 
update( $(this).html() );
 
update( $(this).html() );
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init();
 
init();
  
function updatecounts(last) {
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function check(field, value) {
$("#ctitle").html((new Date()).toLocaleTimeString()
 
+"<br>Last found : "+last
 
+"<br>feed_ids: "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)
 
+"<br>prompt_captions: "+xkcd.prompt_captions.length
 
+"<br>prompt_images: "+xkcd.prompt_images.length
 
);
 
}
 
 
 
function additem(field, value) {
 
 
if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 
if (typeof value == "undefined") return;
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
if (xkcd[field].indexOf(value) == -1) {
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
 
xkcd[field].push(value);
updatecounts(field+" : "+value);
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console.log(field+" "+xkcd[field].length+": "+value);
 
}
 
}
 
}
 
}
  
function next(recheck) {
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function next() {
if (!recheck) recheck = "";
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$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed').done(function (data) {
$.getJSON('http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/feed/'+recheck).done(function (data) {
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check("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
if (typeof data.prompt != "undefined") {
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check("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
          additem("prompt_reasons", data.prompt.reason);
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check("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
  additem("prompt_posters", data.prompt.poster);
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check("prompt_text", data.prompt.text);
 
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if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
  additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.img_id);
 
  additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.text);
 
  if (typeof data.prompt.album != "undefined")
 
 
for(i in data.prompt.album)
 
for(i in data.prompt.album)
additem("prompt_images", data.prompt.album[i]);
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check("prompt_album", data.prompt.album[i]);
  
  if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
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if (typeof data.prompt.captions != "undefined")
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
 
for(i in data.prompt.captions)
additem("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
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check("prompt_captions", data.prompt.captions[i]);
        }
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        if (data.text) data.feed = new Array(data);
 
 
for(i in data.feed) {
 
for(i in data.feed) {
additem("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
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check("feed_posters", data.feed[i].poster);
 
feedentry = {
 
feedentry = {
 
img:  data.feed[i].img,
 
img:  data.feed[i].img,
 
text:  data.feed[i].text
 
text:  data.feed[i].text
 
};
 
};
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] != "undefined") {
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if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] == "undefined") {
  if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text && xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img) {
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xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
    if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
 
$("#ctitle").before(
 
"Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed!"
 
+"<br>old: "+data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text
 
+"<br>new: "+feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text
 
);
 
    }
 
  }
 
 
} else {
 
} else {
tempNew = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
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if (xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].text != feedentry.text || xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id].img != feedentry.img) {
if (tempNew == null) tempNew = new Array();
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console.log("Data for "+data.feed[i].id+" has changed");
if (tempNew.indexOf(data.feed[i].id) == -1)
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console.log(feedentry.img+" / "+feedentry.text);
tempNew.push(data.feed[i].id);
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console.log(data.feed[i].img+" / "+data.feed[i].text);
localStorage.setItem('NewFeedIDs', JSON.stringify(tempNew));
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}
updatecounts("feed_id : "+(Object.keys(xkcd.feed_ids).length+1)+" : "+data.feed[i].id);
 
 
}
 
}
xkcd.feed_ids[data.feed[i].id] = feedentry;
 
 
}
 
}
 +
 
});
 
});
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
 
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('next()', 60000);
 
 
}
 
}
 
next();
 
next();
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setInterval('next()', 60000);
  
function mergearrays(array1, array2, prop) {
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function update(which) {
   for(i in array2) {
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   $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
    if (typeof array2[i] == "undefined") continue;
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  temptest = "";
    if (!array2[i]) continue;
 
    if (prop) {
 
      if (typeof array2[i][prop] == "undefined") continue;
 
      if (!array2[i][prop]) continue;
 
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i][prop]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i][prop]);
 
    } else {
 
      if (array1.indexOf(array2[i]) == -1) array1.push(array2[i]);
 
    }
 
  }
 
}
 
function loadarray(which) {
 
 
   switch (which) {
 
   switch (which) {
    case "feed_ids":
 
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_table to load table");
 
        break;
 
      }
 
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
 
$("#desc").html("Loading list of feed_ids");
 
temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).replace(/# http/g, "# http").split("\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/");
 
temparray.shift();
 
for(i in temparray)
 
if (typeof xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] == "undefined")
 
xkcd.feed_ids[temparray[i]] = { img:null, text: null };
 
$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (urls)");
 
 
      }
 
      temparray = [];
 
    break;
 
 
    case "feed_table":
 
      if ($("#magic textarea").val().indexOf("\n#") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Press feed_ids to load list of ids");
 
        break;
 
      }
 
      if (("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).indexOf("\n|-") > -1) {
 
        $("#desc").html("Loading table of feed_ids");
 
        temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n|-");
 
        temparray.shift();
 
for(i in temparray) {
 
temp2 = temparray[i].split("\n|");
 
xkcd.feed_ids[temp2[1].substr(28,36)] = { img: temp2[2].substr(29,36), text: temp2[3] };
 
}
 
$("#desc").html("loaded "+temparray.length+" feed_ids (table)");
 
      }
 
      temparray = [];
 
      temp2 = [];
 
    break;
 
 
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
 
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
 
      which = which.slice(0,-4);
 
 
     case "feed_posters":
 
     case "feed_posters":
 
     case "prompt_posters":
 
     case "prompt_posters":
 
     case "prompt_reasons":
 
     case "prompt_reasons":
 +
    case "prompt_album":
 
     case "prompt_captions":
 
     case "prompt_captions":
 
     case "prompt_images":
 
     case "prompt_images":
      $("#desc").html("Loading into "+which);
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    case "prompt_text":
      temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val().trim()).split("\n# ")
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//These are all simply arrays which require no additional formatting.
      if (temparray.length > 2) temparray.shift();
+
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
      mergearrays(xkcd[which], temparray);
+
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
      $("#desc").html("Loaded "+temparray.length+" into "+which);
 
      temparray = [];
 
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
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     case "feed_ids":
    case "feed_text":
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temp = { list: "", ids:"", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
    case "feed_images":
 
      $("#desc").html(which+" must be loaded via feed_ids");
 
    break;
 
 
 
    default:
 
      $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
 
  }
 
}
 
 
 
function update(which) {
 
  if ($("#loadarray").prop('checked')) {
 
    if (which == "sort") {
 
      $("#desc").html(" (Ignoring the fact the 'load array' button is checked...");
 
    } else {
 
      loadarray(which);
 
      return;
 
    }
 
  }
 
  $("#desc").html(which+": "+xkcd.desc[which]);
 
  switch (which) {
 
    case "feed_posters":
 
    case "prompt_posters":
 
    case "prompt_reasons":
 
    case "prompt_captions":
 
    case "prompt_images":
 
//These are all simple arrays which require no additional formatting.
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 
    break;
 
     case "feed_ids":
 
temp = { ids:"", countall:0 }
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
temp.countall++;
 
temp.ids += "\n#http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j;
 
}
 
$("#desc").append(" (all: "+temp.countall+")");
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n"+temp.ids);
 
delete temp;
 
    break;
 
    case "feed_table":
 
temp = { array: [], list: "", img: [], text: [], countunique:0, countall:0 }
 
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) {
 
temp.countall++;
 
temp.countall++;
if (xkcd.feed_ids[j].text && xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) { //can be null when duplicate
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temp.ids  += "[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"], ";
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined || temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) {
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if (temp.text.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].text) == -1 || temp.img.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) == -1) {
if (temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] == undefined) temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text] = 0;
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if (temp.text.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].text) == -1) temp.text.push(xkcd.feed_ids[j].text);
if (temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] == undefined) temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img] = 0;
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if (temp.img.indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[j].img) == -1) temp.img.push(xkcd.feed_ids[j].img);
temp.text[xkcd.feed_ids[j].text]++;
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temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
temp.img[xkcd.feed_ids[j].img]++;
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+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].img
temp.array[j] = { text: xkcd.feed_ids[j].text, img: xkcd.feed_ids[j].img }
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+" "+xkcd.feed_ids[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
}
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+"\n|"+ xkcd.feed_ids[j].text;
 +
temp.countunique++;
 
}
 
}
}
 
for(j in temp.array) {
 
if (temp.text[temp.array[j].text] > 1 && temp.img[temp.array[j].img] > 1) {
 
temp.text[temp.array[j].text]--;
 
temp.img[temp.array[j].img]--;
 
continue;
 
}
 
temp.countunique++;
 
temp.list += "\n|-\n|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/"+j+" "+j.split("-").pop()+"]"
 
+"\n|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/"+ temp.array[j].img
 
+" "+temp.array[j].img.split("-").pop()+"]"
 
+"\n|"+ temp.array[j].text;
 
 
}
 
}
 
$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
 
$("#desc").append(" (unique: "+temp.countunique+") (all: "+temp.countall+")");
$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n");
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$("#magic textarea").val(temp.list+"\n|}\n"+temp.ids);
 
delete temp;
 
delete temp;
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
 
     case "feed_text":
 
     case "feed_text":
 
     case "feed_images":
 
     case "feed_images":
 
tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
 
tempwhich = which=="feed_text"?"text":"img";
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for(i in xkcd.feed_ids)
mergearrays(xkcd[which], xkcd.feed_ids, tempwhich)
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if (xkcd[which].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich]) == -1)
 
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xkcd[which].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich]);
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
     break;
 
     break;
 +
    case "feed_images_only":
 +
    case "feed_text_only":
 +
tempwhich = which=="feed_text_only"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
 +
tempwhich2 = which=="feed_text_only"?"text":"img";
 +
temptest1 = which=="feed_text_only"?"prompt_text":"prompt_images";
 +
temptest2 = which=="feed_text_only"?"prompt_captions":"prompt_album";
  
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
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for(i in xkcd.feed_ids)
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
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if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich2]) == -1)
 
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xkcd[tempwhich].push(xkcd.feed_ids[i][tempwhich2]);
tempprop = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"text":"img";
 
tempwhich = which=="prompt_captionsonly"?"feed_text":"feed_images";
 
temptest = which.replace("only",""); //don't wipe
 
  
mergearrays(xkcd[tempwhich], xkcd.feed_ids, tempprop)
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for(i in xkcd[tempwhich])
 
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if (xkcd[temptest1].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1 && xkcd[temptest2].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1)
for(i in xkcd[temptest])
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xkcd[which].push(xkcd[tempwhich][i]);
if (xkcd[tempwhich].indexOf(xkcd[temptest][i]) == -1)
 
xkcd[which].push(xkcd[temptest][i]);
 
  
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
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xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
xkcd[tempwhich] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 +
    break;
 +
    case "prompt_textonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_captions";
 +
    case "prompt_captionsonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_text";
 +
    case "prompt_albumonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_images";
 +
    case "prompt_imagesonly":
 +
if (!temptest) temptest = "prompt_album";
  
 +
tempwhich = which.replace("only","");
 +
 +
for(i in xkcd[tempwhich])
 +
if (xkcd[temptest].indexOf(xkcd[tempwhich][i]) == -1)
 +
xkcd[which].push(xkcd[tempwhich][i]);
 +
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+xkcd[which].join("\n# "));
 +
$("#desc").append(" ("+xkcd[which].length+")");
 +
xkcd[which] = []; //no need to keep this in memory
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
     case "sort":
 
     case "sort":
temparray = ("\n"+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n");
+
temparray = ("\n# "+$("#magic textarea").val()).split("\n# ");
temparray.shift();
 
 
temparray2 = [];
 
temparray2 = [];
mergearrays(temparray2, temparray)
+
for(i in temparray)
+
if (temparray[i].length && temparray2.indexOf(temparray[i]) == -1)
 +
temparray2.push(temparray[i]);
 
temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
 
temparray2.sort(function (a, b) {
 
    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());  
 
    return a.toLowerCase().localeCompare(b.toLowerCase());  
 
});
 
});
$("#magic textarea").val(temparray2.join("\n"));
+
$("#magic textarea").val("\n# "+temparray2.join("\n# "));
 
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
 
$("#desc").html("Sorted "+(temparray.length-1)+" into "+temparray2.length);
 
delete temparray, temparray2;
 
delete temparray, temparray2;
 
     break;
 
     break;
 
     default:
 
     default:
        $("#desc").html(" (Error: "+which+" not implemented)");
+
console.log("Oops"+which);
 
   }
 
   }
 
}
 
}
 +
function xkcdout() {
 +
xkcd.oldids = [];
 +
for(j in xkcd.feed_ids) xkcd.oldids.push({ id:j, img:xkcd.feed_ids[j].img, text:xkcd.feed_ids[j].text });
  
function restore() {
+
$("#magic textarea").val("xkcdold = "+JSON.stringify(xkcd));
window.tempOld = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem('NewFeedIDs'));
 
if (window.tempOld == null) window.tempOld = new Array();
 
restoreLoop();
 
 
}
 
}
function restoreLoop() {
+
function xkcdin() {
if (window.tempOld.length) {
+
for(i in xkcd) xkcd[i] = xkcdold[i];
next(window.tempOld.pop());
+
for(i in xkcdold.oldids) xkcd.feed_ids[xkcdold.oldids[i].id] = { img: xkcdold.oldids[i].img, text: xkcdold.oldids[i].text }
window.clearTimeout(window.nextTimer);
+
delete xkcd.oldids;
window.nextTimer = setTimeout('restoreLoop()', 5000);
+
delete xkcdold;
}
 
 
}
 
}
 
</nowiki>
 
</nowiki>
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*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
 
*feed_posters: [205] - None new.
  
*feed_table: [2252] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/Table_of_Permalinks]])
+
*feed_id: [20436] - [[1506:_xkcloud/Permalinks]]
*feed_id: [26733] (See [[1506:_xkcloud/List_of_Permalinks]])
 
 
 
*feed_images: [1528]
 
*prompt_images: [1697] (crashed and found again)
 
*prompt_images without permalinks: [169]
 
  
*feed_text: [1993]
+
*feed_images: [1375] (only: [4])
*prompt_captions: [2287] (crashed and found again)
+
*prompt_images: [1062] (only: [0])
*prompt_captions without permalinks: [295]
+
*prompt_album: [1591] (only: [529])
  
Note: prompt_images and prompt_captions reset when my browser crashes, so it is ''not'' supposed to equal feed+without permalinks. I've re-added them here so I can keep track of daily changes.
+
*feed_text: [1810] (only: [7]) (old only: 90)
 +
*prompt_captions: [2132] (only: [580])
 +
*prompt_text: [1552] (only: [0])
  
 
===prompt_reasons===
 
===prompt_reasons===
:The only reason on [[1506:_xkcloud/Transcript]] that my script has not found is "not a hair question".  It's certainly a plausible reason, but I believe this reason has been removed.
+
:The old one my script has not found yet which is on the transcript page is "not a hair question".
  
 
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
 
# +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
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# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
 
# YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
  
===Captions ===
+
===Captions===
This is the combined list of all captions I have found, in the feed and in prompts.
 
  
 
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
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# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 
# “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
 
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
 
# ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 
 
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 
# [Metal Gear sound effect]
 
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 
# [USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
 
# [user was banned for this text]
 
# [user was banned for this text]
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
 
# *Darth Vader Breathing*
# *glomp*
 
 
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 
# *Sigh* not cat food for diner again
 
# *Tips fedora*
 
# *Tips fedora*
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# #essentialsupplies
 
# #essentialsupplies
 
# #fallingfromorbit
 
# #fallingfromorbit
# #fishy!
 
 
# #flavorbomb
 
# #flavorbomb
 
# #giganticflower #headshot
 
# #giganticflower #headshot
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# #hashtag
 
# #hashtag
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
 
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
 
 
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 
# #hoax
 
# #hoax
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# #Nailpolish
 
# #Nailpolish
 
# #newhipsterbike
 
# #newhipsterbike
# #NewProfilepic
 
 
# #nofilter
 
# #nofilter
 
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
 
# #nomakeup #justgotup #wow
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# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 
# #selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
 
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
 
# #SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
# #sorrynotsorry
 
 
# #strangelyaroused
 
# #strangelyaroused
 
# #stublife
 
# #stublife
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# #Worstweekever
 
# #Worstweekever
 
# <3 hanging out with saruman
 
# <3 hanging out with saruman
# <reported for inappropriate content>
 
 
# >< ))*>
 
# >< ))*>
 
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
 
# ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
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# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 
# 1 like = 1 respect  1 share = 15 respect  500 respect = 1 cool
 
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
 
# 100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
# 100% legit free hugs
 
 
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 
# 11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
 
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
 
# 11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
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# 500 gold for the private show
 
# 500 gold for the private show
 
# 5th of November went too far this year
 
# 5th of November went too far this year
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
 
 
# 8.5 hours later...
 
# 8.5 hours later...
 
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
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# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 
# a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
 
# A job so boring a bird could do it
 
# A job so boring a bird could do it
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
 
 
# A land war in asia
 
# A land war in asia
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
 
# A soulful rendition of "old man river"
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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
# Aaaaaaaaaah
 
 
# Aaaaaargh
 
# Aaaaaargh
 
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
 
# About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
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# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 
# All flesh is grass
 
# All flesh is grass
# all I wanted was soup.
 
 
# All my selfies be like
 
# All my selfies be like
 
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
 
# All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.  
 
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.  
 
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
 
# All things considered, it turned out nice again
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# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
 
# ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
 
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
 
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
# And so it began...
 
 
# And so the hunt begins!
 
# And so the hunt begins!
 
# and suddenly, popcorn
 
# and suddenly, popcorn
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# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
 
# Angry sofa is angry.
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
 
 
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 
# Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
 
# another day on california public transportation
 
# another day on california public transportation
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# Best map projection ever
 
# Best map projection ever
 
# best republican caucus ever!
 
# best republican caucus ever!
# best snowman ever!
 
 
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 
# Best. Funeral. Ever.
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
 
# better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
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# bowTieght!
 
# bowTieght!
 
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.  
 
# Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.  
# Brb, burning house down
 
 
# breakfast in 'merica
 
# breakfast in 'merica
 
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
# Brittish think tank
 
 
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 
# brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
 
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
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# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 
# Cant explain that
 
# Cant explain that
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
 
 
# capes are in fashion
 
# capes are in fashion
 
# Captain obvious strikes again
 
# Captain obvious strikes again
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# come at me, pro!
 
# come at me, pro!
 
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
# Come on and Slam!
 
# come on iiiiin!
 
 
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 
# Come on party people, put your hands together
 
# come on, put on the slippers.
 
# come on, put on the slippers.
 
# Come with me on a journey into time and space
 
# Come with me on a journey into time and space
# Conflicting messages
 
 
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 
# Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
 
# conserve yours until the last possible second
 
# conserve yours until the last possible second
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# Dance contest! #YOLO
 
# Dance contest! #YOLO
 
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
# Danger: low clearance
 
 
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 
# Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
 
# Dawn of the Bread
 
# Dawn of the Bread
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# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 
# Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
 
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
 
# day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
 
 
# daylight savings time always throws me off
 
# daylight savings time always throws me off
 
# Daylight spending time!
 
# Daylight spending time!
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# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
# Did i remember to lock the car?
 
 
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 
# did this exist as a microwave?
 
# did this exist as a microwave?
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# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 
# Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
 
# dOG SHAMING
 
# dOG SHAMING
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
 
 
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 
# DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
 
# Dominos delivers!
 
# Dominos delivers!
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# Eat my shorts
 
# Eat my shorts
 
# Eating my breakfast!
 
# Eating my breakfast!
# eclipse o'clock
 
 
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
# Edward, no!
 
 
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 
# Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
 
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
 
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
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# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 
# Et boum! C'est le choc!
 
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
 
# Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
 
 
# even the sun cowers in fear!
 
# even the sun cowers in fear!
 
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
 
# Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
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# everything makes sense now
 
# everything makes sense now
 
# Everything truly IS awesome!
 
# Everything truly IS awesome!
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
 
 
# Evolution of puzzles
 
# Evolution of puzzles
 
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
Line 1,072: Line 913:
 
# Existance is an illusion
 
# Existance is an illusion
 
# Extreme beer pong
 
# Extreme beer pong
# FACESWAP  lol
 
 
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 
# FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
 
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
 
# Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
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# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
# free the beast!
 
# Freedom in a nutshell.
 
 
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 
# Freshly waxed floors + new socks
 
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
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# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
 
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
# Gentlemen.  If you find it you are set for life.
 
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
 
# George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
 
 
# Get that camera out of my face!
 
# Get that camera out of my face!
 
# get your ass to mars
 
# get your ass to mars
# Giant sentient banana found in space
 
 
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 
# go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
 
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 
# go home elephant you are drunk
 
# go home elephant you are drunk
 
# Go purr yourself!
 
# Go purr yourself!
# God i love sesame street
 
# God Save The Queen
 
 
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 
# goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
 
# Goldilocks party!
 
# Goldilocks party!
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# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
 
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!  
 
# Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!  
# Gravedigging time
 
 
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
 
# Great ScotT!
 
# Great ScotT!
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# Had to settle for a beard
 
# Had to settle for a beard
 
# haha oh my cat
 
# haha oh my cat
# haha! i am dead inside!
 
 
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 
# Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
 
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
 
# HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
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# Have fun in the Alps lol
 
# Have fun in the Alps lol
 
# Have fun stormin' da castle.  
 
# Have fun stormin' da castle.  
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 
 
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 
# Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
 
# have you heard?
 
# have you heard?
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# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey there cutie
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
 
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
 
 
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 
# Hey, it's windows 7 again!
 
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
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# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
 
# Homo helicopteris captured in bali
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
 
 
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 
# Hope that wasn't a granny knot
 
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
 
# horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
# H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
 
 
# Houston, we are the problem
 
# Houston, we are the problem
 
# Hoverboard to full power!
 
# Hoverboard to full power!
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# how do you get the screensaver off?
 
# how do you get the screensaver off?
 
# How does this work again?
 
# How does this work again?
# How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
 
 
# How is this still a thing?
 
# How is this still a thing?
 
# How many can there be?
 
# How many can there be?
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# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 
# I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
 
# I CHOOSE YOU!
 
# I CHOOSE YOU!
# i did not account for the flames
 
 
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 
# i do the same thing at frat parties
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
 
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
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# I found a three fingered kitten!
 
# I found a three fingered kitten!
 
# I found it!!!!!!!
 
# I found it!!!!!!!
# I found the missing pieces!
 
 
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
 
# I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
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# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 
# I got the job!
 
# I got the job!
# I got the keys to the city.
 
 
# I got this in the mail today
 
# I got this in the mail today
 
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
 
# I guess I only have myself to blame.
# I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
 
 
# I has a sad
 
# I has a sad
 
# i hate
 
# i hate
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# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 
# I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
 
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
 
# I hate waking up from a really good dream
# i hate you.  die in a fire.
 
 
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 
# i have a bad feeling about this.
 
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
 
# I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
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# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 
# I hope he's not hungry
 
# I hope he's not hungry
# I immediately regret eating that
 
 
# i invented a thing
 
# i invented a thing
 
# I just bought this
 
# I just bought this
Line 1,373: Line 1,193:
 
# I knew I nailed it!
 
# I knew I nailed it!
 
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
 
# I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 
 
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 
# I knew pi would lead to this
 
# I knew pi would lead to this
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# I lost my wrist
 
# I lost my wrist
 
# i love a good featureless white void
 
# i love a good featureless white void
# i love my family
 
 
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 
# I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
 
# I love star wars!
 
# I love star wars!
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# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 
# i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
 
# i need to do my laundry more often.
 
# i need to do my laundry more often.
# I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
 
 
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 
# I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
 
# I never understood that part of the bibile
 
# I never understood that part of the bibile
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# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 
# I put on my wizard robe and hat
 
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
# i refuse to regret this decision
 
 
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 
# I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
 
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
 
# i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
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# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 
# I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
 
# I sentence you to deliciousness!
 
# I sentence you to deliciousness!
# I should not have tried those shrooms...
 
 
# I should really separate those
 
# I should really separate those
 
# I solved the debt crisis!
 
# I solved the debt crisis!
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# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 
# I think I can... I think I can
 
# I think I can... I think I can
# I think I have too many swords
 
 
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
 
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
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# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 
# I thought it was a good idea at the time
 
# I thought it would be bigger
 
# I thought it would be bigger
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 
 
# I thought of it, and it happened
 
# I thought of it, and it happened
 
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
 
# I thought this ball pit would be more fun
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# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
 
# I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 
# I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
 
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
 
# I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
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# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 
# I was just trying to install freebsd...
 
# I was late
 
# I was late
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
 
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
 
# I welcome our event-driven overlords
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# I'm ready!
 
# I'm ready!
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
 
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
# i'm so funny and original
 
 
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 
# I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
 
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
 
# I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
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# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 
# I've found a new way to feed the poor
 
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
 
# I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
# i've got hurt feelings
+
# I've made a huge mistake
 
# i've made a huge mistake
 
# i've made a huge mistake
# I've made a huge mistake
 
 
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 
# I've never been so aware of my own hunger
 
# i've never felt so alone.
 
# i've never felt so alone.
 
# I've never felt so empty before
 
# I've never felt so empty before
 +
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
# I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 
 
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
 
# If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
 
# if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
 
# if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
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# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 
# if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
 
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
 
# if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
# if you got it, flaunt it
 
 
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
 
# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
 
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
 
# If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
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# Is this room 101?
 
# Is this room 101?
 
# Is this too cheesy?
 
# Is this too cheesy?
# Isn't he cute?
 
 
# it all fits together, guys!
 
# it all fits together, guys!
 
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
 
# it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
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# it's a metaphor
 
# it's a metaphor
 
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
 
# It's a timey-wimey time-lord
# It's ALIVE!
 
 
# it's bicycles all the way down
 
# it's bicycles all the way down
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
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# it's pretty dark in this box
 
# it's pretty dark in this box
 
# It's smaller on the outside
 
# It's smaller on the outside
# It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
 
 
# It's the little things
 
# It's the little things
 
# it's the minecraft world
 
# it's the minecraft world
 
# Jesus Wept
 
# Jesus Wept
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
 
 
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
 
# Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
 
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
 
# Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
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# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
 
 
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 
# Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
 
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
 
# Jugghead got nothing on me :p
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# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
# Just not myself today.
 
 
# Just one of those days
 
# Just one of those days
 
# just playing with my pet
 
# just playing with my pet
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# like my new haircut?
 
# like my new haircut?
 
# Like my new nails?
 
# Like my new nails?
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
 
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
 
# Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
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# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!  
 
# Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!  
 
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
# look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
 
 
# look ma, no hands!
 
# look ma, no hands!
 
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
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# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 
# Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
 
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
 
# Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
 
 
# Man in the Moon slumming
 
# Man in the Moon slumming
 
# man it's hot today
 
# man it's hot today
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# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 
# Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
 
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
 
# Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
# Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
 
 
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
 
# Mentos and lava
 
# Mentos and lava
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
 
 
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 
# Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
 
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
 
# Meritocracy is a pipe dream
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# Mistakes were made.
 
# Mistakes were made.
 
# Mmm, Spider cake!
 
# Mmm, Spider cake!
# Mmm... Vegemite
 
 
# mmm...vegemite...
 
# mmm...vegemite...
 
# mmmmm.... Bones....
 
# mmmmm.... Bones....
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# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 
# More advantages to USB type c revealed
 
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
 
# More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
# morning selfie :-)
 
 
# Moses lied to me.
 
# Moses lied to me.
 
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
 
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
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# My 7 picture is upside down
 
# My 7 picture is upside down
 
# My baby is learning how to write!
 
# My baby is learning how to write!
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
 
 
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 
# My boyfriend finally proposed!
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
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# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 
# MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
# My God do I hate being right all the time
 
 
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 
# My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
 
# My gout's acting up again
 
# My gout's acting up again
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# Not all dreams can come true
 
# Not all dreams can come true
 
# Not as healthy as it looks
 
# Not as healthy as it looks
# Not even once
 
 
# Not even once...
 
# Not even once...
 
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 
# Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
 
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
 
# Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
# not sure whether or not to tip him
 
# Note 2: Use a frozen potato
 
 
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 
# Note: HUGE SUCCess
 
# Nothing new under the sun
 
# Nothing new under the sun
# Nothing to see here.
 
 
# Notice anything different?
 
# Notice anything different?
 
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
 
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
# Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
 
 
# Now turn it upside-down
 
# Now turn it upside-down
 
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
 
# Now we're ready to attach the spiders.  Remember, be gentle.
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
 
 
# now you're hungry too.
 
# now you're hungry too.
 
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
 
# Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
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# obsession is a dangerous thing
 
# obsession is a dangerous thing
 
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
 
# Office gamification has got out of hand.
# Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
 
 
# Oh bother not again
 
# Oh bother not again
 
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
 
# oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
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# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 
# OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
 
# Oh god is it still following me?
 
# Oh god is it still following me?
# OH GOD SPIDERS
 
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
 
# OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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# Oh shit, not again.
 
# Oh shit, not again.
 
# Oh, Canada...
 
# Oh, Canada...
# oh, god, why?
 
 
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 
# Oh, that's where I left them!
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# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
 
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
 
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
 
# Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
# omfg who would wear that hat
 
 
# omfg, space bugs
 
# omfg, space bugs
 
# OMG Becky look at her butt
 
# OMG Becky look at her butt
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# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
 
# On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
# On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
 
 
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 
# one does not simply wok into mordor
 
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
 
# one electrocution can ruin your entire day
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# Only 90s kids will remember
 
# Only 90s kids will remember
 
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
 
# Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
# Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
 
 
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 
# onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
 
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
 
# oompa loompa diggeti doo
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# Oy, my giblets!
 
# Oy, my giblets!
 
# Pac-man's missing piece
 
# Pac-man's missing piece
# Pacman or ms.Pacman?
 
 
# Pants Optional
 
# Pants Optional
 
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
 
# paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
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# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 
# passed another hitch hiker
 
# passed another hitch hiker
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
 
 
# peeling back the pages of history
 
# peeling back the pages of history
 
# Penguins are people too #equality
 
# Penguins are people too #equality
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# Please send help.
 
# Please send help.
 
# Please, please, please not again!
 
# Please, please, please not again!
# Please. Save yourself.
 
 
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 
# Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
 
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
 
# Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
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# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 
# Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
 
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
 
# product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
 
# Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
 
 
# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
 
# proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
 
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
 
# PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
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# Quite.
 
# Quite.
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
 
 
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 
# racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
 
# Ramen is squishy and soft
 
# Ramen is squishy and soft
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# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 
# Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
 
# really not how I thought I would die
 
# really not how I thought I would die
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 
 
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
 
# Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
 
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# release the kraken
 
# release the kraken
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# reverse microwave oven
 
# reverse microwave oven
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
 
 
# rm -rf /
 
# rm -rf /
 
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
 
# Roadrunner is the new transport minister
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# rock beats scissors
 
# rock beats scissors
 
# Rock, paper, FACE
 
# Rock, paper, FACE
# Rocket pseudo-science!
 
 
# rodeo!!
 
# rodeo!!
 
# rofl
 
# rofl
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# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 
# Selfie in corner store #35.  $10,000.
 
# Selfie in the morning
 
# Selfie in the morning
# Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
 
 
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
 
# sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
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# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 
# She's got interesting taste in men.
# Sheena, who dis
 
 
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
 
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
# Should i fall from grace?
 
 
# should i see a doctor about this?
 
# should i see a doctor about this?
 
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
 
# Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
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# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
# Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# slippin' into the future
 
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
 
# Smile!  You're on Candid Microscope
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# So i found this on my phone?
 
# So i found this on my phone?
 
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
 
# so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
# So it's true, then.
 
# So it's true, then.
 
 
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 
# so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
 
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 
# So long and thanks for all the fish!
 
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 
# So long, and thanks for all the fish
 
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
 
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
# so much for your "Democracy"
 
# So that happened
 
 
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 
# So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
 
# So thats What Jesus did
 
# So thats What Jesus did
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# So, this happened.  
 
# So, this happened.  
 
# so. sick. of. this. pic.
 
# so. sick. of. this. pic.
# So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
 
 
# So... those were real
 
# So... those were real
 
# So...Magnets, right?
 
# So...Magnets, right?
 
# Solo Thumbwar
 
# Solo Thumbwar
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
 
# solve all your problems with hemlock
# Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
 
 
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
# some men just want to watch the world burn.
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
 
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
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# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 
# stork carrying a babby rabbit!
 
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
 
# straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
# Straight outta compton
 
 
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 
# Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
 
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
 
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 
# Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
 
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
# Stupid Bird!
 
 
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 
# Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
 
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 
# such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
 
# such lambda
 
# such lambda
 
# Sun deflation: optimal
 
# Sun deflation: optimal
# Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
 
 
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
 
# sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
# sup brah
 
 
# super high intensity training at NORAD
 
# super high intensity training at NORAD
 
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
 
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
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# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 
# that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
 
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
 
# That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
# That is not how you Ikea
 
 
# That is one dapper bird.
 
# That is one dapper bird.
 
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
 
# That is, in fact, a squirrel.
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# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 
# that's one nasty burn!
 
# that's one nasty burn!
# That's the princess I want to save
 
 
# That's too much, man!
 
# That's too much, man!
 
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
 
# that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
# thats what she said
 
 
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
 
# The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
# The answer is blowing in the wind...
 
 
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
 
# The basis for fast and furious 13.
# THE BEES!!!!!
 
 
# The best brick joke possible.
 
# The best brick joke possible.
 
# the best stars are sky stars!
 
# the best stars are sky stars!
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# the rest is darkness and decay
 
# the rest is darkness and decay
 
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
# The ritual has begun.
 
 
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 
# the saddest moment of my childhood
 
# the saddest moment of my childhood
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# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 
# The weight of life in a starry landscape
 
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
 
# the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
# The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
 
 
# The Zebra was lying down
 
# The Zebra was lying down
# the zoidberg axis
 
 
# their love was doomed from the start...
 
# their love was doomed from the start...
 
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 
# Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
 
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 
# Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
 
# There goes the neighborhood...
 
# There goes the neighborhood...
# There is a whole other world in my navel
 
 
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 
# There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
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# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 
# These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
 
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
 
# THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
# They can see me!
 
 
# they dont need us anymore
 
# they dont need us anymore
 
# they had no idea the damage they had done
 
# they had no idea the damage they had done
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# They see me rolling, they hating
 
# They see me rolling, they hating
 
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
 
# they told me carrots were good for eye health
# they told me cat eyes would make me look good
 
 
# they're all dead, dave.
 
# they're all dead, dave.
 
# They're all watching me
 
# They're all watching me
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# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
# This is the second worst day of my life.
 
 
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
 
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
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# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 
# This is what I do on friday evenings now
 
# This is what i had for breakfast
 
# This is what i had for breakfast
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
 
 
# This is why I don't order take-out
 
# This is why I don't order take-out
 
# This is why I'm not an EMT
 
# This is why I'm not an EMT
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# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
 
# This will require more delta-V than we expected.
 
# This would be a great Emoji
 
# This would be a great Emoji
# Thorax Cluster
 
 
# Those Eyes! @_@
 
# Those Eyes! @_@
 
# those weren't Altoids.
 
# those weren't Altoids.
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# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
 
# Ugh, i'll never understand art.
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
 
 
# Uglier than modern art
 
# Uglier than modern art
 
# uh... I think I'm going vegan.
 
# uh... I think I'm going vegan.
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# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 
# unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
 
# Universe man, Universe man...
 
# Universe man, Universe man...
# unsubscribe
 
 
# Unzipped sock
 
# Unzipped sock
 
# USB SUX
 
# USB SUX
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# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                            I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 
# vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!!                                            I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
 
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
 
# Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
# vinyls were always better!
 
 
# Visited mom today
 
# Visited mom today
# visual from Most important meeting today
 
 
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 
# Visual representation of Dubstep
 
# void main() { fork; }
 
# void main() { fork; }
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# wake up sheeple!
 
# wake up sheeple!
 
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
 
# Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
 
 
# Wake up, sheeple.
 
# Wake up, sheeple.
 
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
 
# walked in on my roommate being terrifying
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# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
 
# We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
 
 
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 
# We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
 
# we sail the ocean orange
 
# we sail the ocean orange
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# welcome to the space jam
 
# welcome to the space jam
 
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
 
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
 
 
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 
# Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
 
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
 
# Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
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# What do you see? I see a cat!
 
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
 
# what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
# what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
 
 
# What has science done?!
 
# What has science done?!
 
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
 
# What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
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# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
 
# What in the hell was I thinking ?
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
 
 
# What is your Pony Personality?
 
# What is your Pony Personality?
 
# what the sun looks like!
 
# what the sun looks like!
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# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
# when did i put on a bow tie???
 
# When everything looks like a hammer
 
# When everything looks like a hammer
# When he keeps trying to talk to you...
 
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
 
# When in doubt, just blow on it!
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# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 
# when you see it...
 
# when you see it...
# When you see it...
 
 
# Where are the three sea shells?  
 
# Where are the three sea shells?  
 
# Where did THAT come from?
 
# Where did THAT come from?
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# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 
# which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
 
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
# who ate half my cookie?
 
 
# Who came first?
 
# Who came first?
 
# who do you think I am?
 
# who do you think I am?
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
 
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
# Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
 
# Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
 
 
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
 
# Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
# Who needs the Chunnel?
 
 
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
 
# Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
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# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 
# Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
 
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
 
# Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
# Who wants an omelette?
 
 
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 
# WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
 
# Who's that Pokémon?
 
# Who's that Pokémon?
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# Words, words, words
 
# Words, words, words
 
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
 
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
 
 
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
 
# wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
 
# worst horse ever :(
 
# worst horse ever :(
 
# Worst pokemon ever
 
# Worst pokemon ever
# Worst roomMate Ever
 
 
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 
# worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
 
# Worth it for the karma.
 
# Worth it for the karma.
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# WTF!?
 
# WTF!?
 
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
 
# wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
# Yay, worms!
 
 
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 
# Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
 
# Yeah... never gonna happen
 
# Yeah... never gonna happen
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# You'll never guess what happens next...
 
# You'll never guess what happens next...
 
# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
 
# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
# you've really let me down this time.
 
 
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
# Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
 
 
# Zeus takes his revenge
 
# Zeus takes his revenge
 
# Zoidgebra 101
 
# Zoidgebra 101
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# 突っ込むところもねい!
 
# 突っ込むところもねい!
  
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# Prius Love
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+
# This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
# ...just no.
+
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
+
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
# "Cat-like Reflexes"
+
# Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
# "I Never watch porn"
+
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
# (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
+
# THis is a love/hate poem.
# *glomp*
+
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
# #beatingheartinabox
+
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
# #drbalanced
+
# new drupal logo
# #essentialsupplies
+
# good old troubleshootin'
# #fishy!
+
# memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
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# Look man, it's never gonna happen
# #hashtag #yinyl #yolo #thanksobama
+
# Do the Harlem Shake
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
+
# Life on the moon.
# #NewProfilepic
+
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
# #rememberthetitans
+
# It's a cat ass trophy
# #sorrynotsorry
+
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
# #underkill
+
# where do all the cheetos go
# <reported for inappropriate content>
+
# Does this look infected?
# 100% legit free hugs
+
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
# 15 Mindblowing facts that prove jaws was real
+
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
# 500 gold for the private show
+
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
# 7 amazing ways of taking off your pants that will surprise you!
+
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
# A kid peed in the ball pit, I took action
+
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
# A land war in asia
+
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
# Aaaaaaaaaah
+
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
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# They're watching us.
# always darekst before the dawn
+
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
# And so it began...
+
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
# and that is the story of the very angry caterpillar
+
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
# And then, you lightly drill the oven for 15 minutes on high
+
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
# Angry sofa is angry.
+
# First day at school
# Animé girls don't look at explosions
+
# The dress is black and white!
# another day on california public transportation
+
# It's bigger after you put it together.
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
+
# If you've got a moustache...
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
+
# someone take this banana off my face
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
+
# QWANTZ Fanfic
# Aw, man, I hate gelatinous cubes...
 
# awkward! . . .
 
# best easter ever
 
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
 
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 
# Brb, burning house down
 
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
 
# Cant sleep, clowns will kill me. Cant sleep, clowns will ...
 
# Catman
 
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
 
# Check out my new OC
 
# cheese = life
 
# CLOCK FACE-OFF
 
# come at me, pro!
 
# come on iiiiin!
 
# Conflicting messages
 
# curiosity fed the cat
 
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
 
# damnit, another drunken tree in the road
 
# Dawn of the Bread
 
# Dawn of the last day: 24 hours remain.
 
 
# Dawn: The Final day
 
# Dawn: The Final day
# Day:38 Bird Disguise works, No one knows I am a Worm
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# "Cat-like Reflexes"
# Did i remember to lock the car?
+
# i'm being ironic
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
+
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
# Does this look infected?
+
# could anyone help me find my contacts?
# Doing Laundry on the TARDIS is hard. It's why companions wear the same clothes.
+
# photobombed again
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
 
# Dons Quixote start their parallel quests
 
# Drat, the internet is leaking again.
 
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
 
# eclipse o'clock
 
# Edward, no!
 
# Even More Pictures of My Sweet little babies.
 
# even the sun cowers in fear!
 
# Everything's coming up Milhouse
 
# FACESWAP  lol
 
# First day at school
 
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
 
# Forgot to blow out my candles before I cut the cake
 
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 
# free the beast!
 
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 
# Gentlemen, WITH OUR ENHANCED surveillance WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE ENEMY IS DOING, BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY?
 
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 
# get spare glasses before meeting rod serling
 
# Giant sentient banana found in space
 
# God i love sesame street
 
# God Save The Queen
 
# good old troubleshootin'
 
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 
# gotta take big ben down a peg
 
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 
# haha! i am dead inside!
 
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
 
# Have you closed the airlock before we took off?
 
# have you heard?
 
# Have you two seen a small person come through here recently? He may have been carying a blue sword.
 
# Hello earthlings
 
# hello you're on car talk
 
# help being attacked by wormsaaaaaagghh
 
 
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
# Hey there cutie
+
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
# Hey, check out my new green colored shirt!
+
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
# Hey, check out this cool website i found!
+
# This caught my eye
# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
+
# rodeo!!
# High Bro, five.
+
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
# His name is robert palmer.
+
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
# Honest, officer, that's what happened!
+
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
# how do i resize the city?
+
# #rememberthetitans
# Hunka Hunka burnin' steel
+
# Does my hair look like it's thinning?
# I always fast forward through this part.
+
# Nom nom nom
# i am wearing a bolo tie
+
# Pac-man's missing piece
 
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
 
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
+
# breakfast in 'merica
# I Don't believe in primordial black holes... I don't believe in primordial black holes...
+
# curiosity fed the cat
 +
# Dawn of the Bread
 +
# #drbalanced
 +
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 
# i don't have time for this!
 
# i don't have time for this!
# I found the missing pieces!
 
# I got the keys to the city.
 
# i hate
 
# I knew it wasn't cheese after the first bite, but i didn't want to be rude to God. He worked so hard on it.
 
# i love my family
 
# i refuse to regret this decision
 
# I think I have too many swords
 
# I think i made a point!
 
# i thought maybe if I uninstalled flash...
 
# I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
 
# I was making a mind map but I fell off the edge...
 
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 
# I will use it if it is web scale
 
# I wish this was fake...
 
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
# i'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS?
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# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club? That's just stupid.
# i'm being ironic
+
# picture of my boyfriend
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
+
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
# i've got hurt feelings
+
# Not even once
# I've never felt so empty before
+
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
# if only i had friends...
+
# The last thing you see before you die
# If you've got a moustache...
+
# Never divide by zero
# In D&D you *are* your equipment
+
# ...monsters from the id...
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
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# Angry sofa is angry.
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
+
# the dog scanned my homework
# Is there a bee on my nose?
+
# awkward! . . .
# Is this a horse man or a duck man? The answer may surprise you!
 
# Isn't he cute?
 
# It's a cat ass trophy
 
# it's a metaphor
 
# It's bigger after you put it together.
 
# it's called "depleted" 'cause it's heavier
 
# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
 
# it's the minecraft world
 
# Jet fuel *can* melt steal beams.
 
# Joining the illuminati was the best decision EVER!
 
# Khan!
 
# ladies
 
# lemme at dem boigas!!!
 
# Life on the moon.
 
# Like a G6, baby, like a g6
 
# Likes grains of sand in an hourglass...
 
# linux compatible toaster at last!
 
# Lost in Space...
 
# lost my comb again... gonna have to go to work looking like a sexy hobo instead of a sexy businessman
 
# Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich
 
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 
# Maybe this counts as clean energy
 
# Meow what seems to be the problem?
 
# Mmm... Vegemite
 
# mmmmm.... Bones....
 
# modest pile of dinosaurs
 
# morning selfie :-)
 
# My boss said to use my head to find a lighter alloy for our product. I think I did something wrong.
 
# my castles stand on pillars of sand
 
# my euler circuit is alive!
 
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard. Thoughts?
 
# My God do I hate being right all the time
 
# my new app for power outages - may need to rethink this.
 
# My trip to Europe #selfie
 
# Never divide by zero
 
# new drupal logo
 
# New microwave over cures/causes cancer!
 
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
 
# No good deed goes unpunished
 
# Nom nom nom
 
# Not all dreams can come true
 
# Not even once
 
# Not even once...
 
# Nothing to see here.
 
# Now where did i leave my ocarina. . .
 
# OH GOD SPIDERS
 
# oh, god, why?
 
 
# Open wide!
 
# Open wide!
# ouch!
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# the oceans are made of sky tears
# peacekeeping mission is a total success
 
# photobombed again
 
# Please. Save yourself.
 
# Prius Love
 
# Prom Night at tentacle monster HIgh
 
# pronounced duh-jango
 
# Proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted
 
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 
# Rabbits are vicious creatures when their data are stolen
 
# Really, the star wars prequels are under-rated if you think about it
 
# rebranding of national park service almost complete
 
# rehearsals ARE going great! AnD Don't forget to come to the premiere on Thursday!
 
# release the kraken
 
# Riemann should have had this idea
 
# RIP SPEAK N SPELL
 
# rock beats scissors
 
# Rocket pseudo-science!
 
# rodeo!!
 
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
 
# Saw this outside last night. Is it dangerous?
 
# Sheena, who dis
 
# slippin' into the future
 
 
# smile for the camera!
 
# smile for the camera!
# So it's true, then.
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# If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
# So it's true, then.  
+
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
# So long, and thanks for the fistbumps
+
# Is there a bee on my nose?
# So that happened
+
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
# So this happened.
+
# rofl
# solve all your problems with hemlock
+
# ▒☺▒
# Somebody sneezed in the Bathtub
+
# High Bro, five.
# Somehow the welcome mat ended up inside the house.
+
# i am wearing a bolo tie
# steel beams taste best with a dallop of gasoline
+
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
# Strangely, my patients don't like this new couch.
+
# #teamplayer
# Support my kick-starter! A whole new devise with bluetooth and a button!
+
# 'Murica, hell yeah!
# Sweet, they new red shirts are on sale again!
+
 
# Ted Cruz imagines himself like this and things it's normal.
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# Testing my new high-contrast filter outside the unicyclist meet up
+
Captions which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt (9)
# That's the princess I want to save
+
 
# the best stars are sky stars!
+
# just two more trips over the horizon
# The castle was in you, all along!
+
# Diet is working!
# The gang destroyed the context
+
# Man, that was the best party in my life
# The little prince is full of siht
+
# Ink-blots describe how they see students
# The machine was supposed to show the future, but it never turned on. I was horrified to realize this wasn't because it was broken.
+
# #Worstweekever
# The most diabolical teamup in history
+
# Artistic recreation from new fossil find
# The new Doctor Who is quite the quack.
+
# Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
# the oceans are made of sky tears
+
# crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
# the prophecy was true !
+
# Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
# The ritual has begun.
+
 
# the zoidberg axis
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====feed_images_only====
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
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Images which only appear in the feed, and not in either prompt (5)
# There's no more time!
+
# 79ec4811-a301-5879-a642-8ce440504a07
# These night vision goggles don't work
+
# 0398c491-5291-5007-b9ea-ed915d36dd20
# these pretzels are making me thirsty.
+
# b72d5901-6b6c-52be-8546-5c073ef1eda0
# They can see me!
+
# f18dc5b9-0fb3-58d8-96ff-44879975fb58
# They're watching us.
+
# b9cef57c-7403-51d6-ba53-654bee00b4af
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
+
 
# THIS IS FOR KIBO!
+
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# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
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Images in the 'pick an image' prompt and not the 'pick a caption' prompt. (613)
# This is the second worst day of my life.
+
 
# This is the strangest weasel I've ever seen.
+
# 7a523107-c661-5397-9481-50bf755dc56b
# This is whom the nsa uses to watch you.
+
# 615e9bd7-2db6-5c7b-9794-70437ed0e948
# This is why I don't order take-out
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# fa7c6ad3-70ff-5533-81ac-8b7a7b605c6c
# This one weird object blocks out the light!
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# 9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff
# This wasn't a problem back in the usenet days
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# 8454200d-292f-5992-8a26-ea6f236f0ccd
# This would be a great Emoji
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# f7d9d4e8-b16e-5aa5-b9cc-b877166e5cc9
# Those Eyes! @_@
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# 529c6b51-cefc-5069-91c7-b8064eac68f8
# Ticks, it's what's for breakfast.
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# e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c
# Time to end the trial run, this was a failure. abort!
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# 7800e9eb-e9d2-578c-bc87-0f577f44ee6c
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
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# d7a91f42-9929-51bb-a36c-702bbd313394
# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
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# 2f24c7fe-dcb5-5787-9f0a-dd1b125fe3c4
# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
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# 05d62b11-4806-5308-8599-7b12d0018e3f
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
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# a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a
# Two days on this new diet. How do I look?
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# c91ff217-1355-54fd-9b16-a64fc3d7d8f9
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
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# b98793be-2888-5b08-bd74-da4959d6ad66
# Ugh, not the polar vortex again.
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# 542980c4-5bb5-522b-91d7-cc179047dab0
# unsubscribe
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# 21d9e9ca-1820-5606-8193-e8e1e8bab718
# vinyls were always better!
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# 6c99bbb4-59ec-5a7e-b564-ae39eec23e68
# Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!1
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# 910d496d-bc39-5cf5-baaf-a09c3c76653f
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
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# 9515a219-4eca-5998-9cd7-e505e75cb74d
# we need to keep our sex life fresh
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# 87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134
# Well crap, snow's covered everything on earth again!
+
# 6392e625-8f68-509a-a5b5-31ddd9945040
# Well, here's a real cock-up.
+
# 0cb89087-8d7d-5067-aab0-274b7b5d9110
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
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# 99a26261-ca1a-5924-be6f-42e5ebc4c98f
# what are you complaining about?  three legs are inherently stable!
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# 3c0bfd31-9a1e-563a-b60d-d0f0105ee4cf
# What do we really know about the dark side of the moon?
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# e33e05c9-b6f6-5faf-9787-0767fc7121e1
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
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# 81cccd97-1fbc-5ba8-a0ce-3405b2e13061
# what is in the box?  Only pain.
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# 8cc740b4-7ba6-53e8-8fc3-6ceb00f410d2
# what the sun looks like!
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# 61490cde-ab31-5284-b67d-bf0a3c2168cb
# when did i put on a bow tie???
+
# 96e93c76-b293-5c9e-a919-8a816f82755d
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
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# f978c68b-396a-5e1c-ac20-0076a139094d
# when they said samurai robot i thought they meant something else!
+
# daeca3dc-39ac-5f3d-a79f-c68ff99e7840
# When you see it...
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# 4f2f146c-cb83-544a-9145-2c87d2544227
# who ate half my cookie?
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# 73a0e4e2-ed3a-5a4c-bb6b-96010c8f50a7
# Who dropped this? This is no way to run a student council!!
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# bba966b3-b111-595c-bb9e-ca36f7be679b
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
+
# bcc5d43e-b72c-5499-b200-2a54a838dc76
# Why did the cypress cross the road?
+
# 6246972d-53f2-547f-8523-617af909bd1a
# With a mirror, it's 00:50 right now
+
# 3473f72d-6c90-5d9c-b96d-35359ce4d9b7
# Words, words, words
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# e09157b8-4864-520f-a732-05ffab0dbbae
# Worlds saddest bomber drops worlds happiest payload
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# 02eb2976-3e3f-5d9a-874a-e14a6ba102f7
# Yay, worms!
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# 1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d
# Yesterday was not good
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# 7c4198fb-1c83-58a0-a06f-2367d29a0deb
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
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# d15ef329-8fa1-553a-85f9-8b7afa7a9fdb
# You only learn as much as you can put in one Cup of coffee
+
# 69ceb05a-9701-56a1-bef6-50f774c6e415
# you've really let me down this time.
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# 549b3ecb-d815-5cb6-9cbf-f7f24c8c7689
#
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# e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b
===Images without permalinks ===
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# 29edc3da-47cb-5842-aa76-01052a7eb9c3
Images in the prompt which have not been found in the feed
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====prompt_captionsonly====
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Captions in the 'pick an caption' prompt and not the 'pick a image' prompt. (591)
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# fdb3fea3-4555-581b-ba1b-58baecc3e1c4
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# I lost my wrist
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# super high intensity training at NORAD
 +
# #justnasathings
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# What in the hell was I thinking ?
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# Come on party people, put your hands together
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# is the eject button meant to do this?
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# New car flipping world record set
 +
# Oh bother not again
 +
# 99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
 +
# The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
 +
# would you choose the microwave over this?
 +
# I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
 +
# leapfrog, anyone?
 +
# It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
 +
# at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
 +
# The next generation of crypto currencies
 +
# I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
 +
# i was gonna eat that
 +
# Crocodile Pink Eye
 +
# I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
 +
# That's gonna hurt on the way out
 +
# im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
 +
# You did what in my tuba?
 +
# That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad.  "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
 +
# Don't inhale!
 +
# they said we couldn't play god
 +
# When you get a perfect score on your test
 +
# NICE MULTIPANTS
 +
# damn. that squirrel's got a ball
 +
# AGHHHHH
 +
# new phone who dis
 +
# SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
 +
# Hoverboard to full power!
 +
# when you see it...
 +
# Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
 +
# hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
 +
# 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
 +
# lol, no i didn't jump
 +
# this is just a tribute #thed
 +
# I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
 +
# To get to the other tree and leaf!
 +
# whoops GPS error
 +
# I wonder what will this lead to...
 +
# Soon. Soon...
 +
# Ce n'est pas un canard
 +
# New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
 +
# The infamous Snow-muon.
 +
# Me llamo t-bone
 +
# Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
 +
# my new boss
 +
# WARRRBLGARBL
 +
# Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
 +
# share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
 +
# Look out!
 +
# How did the mars rover get here?
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 +
# SIDE GOER 4
 +
# First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
 +
# Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
 +
# Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
 +
# truly, i am euphoric
 +
# Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
 +
# I should really separate those
 +
# I loled my head off!!!
 +
# Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
 +
# you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
 +
# just another cat video
 +
# just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
 +
# I don't want to set the world on fire
 +
# Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
 +
# Captain obvious strikes again
 +
# Selfie #Nofilter
 +
# such lambda
 +
# My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
 +
# Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
 +
# Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
 +
# Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
 +
# What has science done?!
 +
# I'll just go buy cigarettes
 +
# dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
 +
# It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
 +
# Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
 +
# just look at that motherfucking satellite
 +
# Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
 +
# oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS  COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
 +
# a spherical cow
 +
# THAT'S NO MOON
 +
# #drbalanced
 +
# sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
 +
# ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
 +
# The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
 +
# void main() { fork; }
 +
# Something seems to be wrong with my car
 +
# Does my eye look bloodshot?
 +
# don't worry, it's part of my plan!
 +
# my taco face
 +
# Eating my breakfast!
 +
# I found this little guy in the woods near my house
 +
# i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
 +
# #ivisitedthegrandcanyon #yolo
 +
# We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
 +
# with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
 +
# Zeus takes his revenge
 +
# I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
 +
# Why are there ants on my face?!
 +
# Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
 +
# Nasa is fully funded
 +
# An unsuccessful bike design...
 +
# Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
 +
# I found it!!!!!!!
 +
# It's a cat ass trophy
 +
# Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
 +
# Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
 +
# Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
 +
# Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
 +
# If you've got a moustache...
 +
# #onering #fuckhobbits
 +
# My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
 +
# finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
 +
# The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
 +
# Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
 +
# Amazing! Discovery! on mars!
 +
# omg too much chiplote
 +
# it's pretty dark in this box
 +
# Do you care to #engage with this #content
 +
# Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
 +
# i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
 +
# Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
 +
# Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
 +
# That's not a chicken
 +
# feeding my pet
 +
# I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
 +
# #hoax
 +
# But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
 +
# best day evar!!!!
 +
# wake up sheeple!
 +
# Goodnight moon
 +
# No more sorrow!
 +
# Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
 +
# I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
 +
# Click "Like" when you see it!
 +
# TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
 +
# Top of the world
 +
# The evolution of fun
 +
# this is the last time i go skiing @mammoth
 +
# Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
 +
# Black begins and wins.
 +
# Sun deflation: optimal
 +
# Oh, Canada...
 +
# On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
 +
# I'm going to be smashed to bits
 +
# What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
 +
# THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 +
# Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
 +
# I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
 +
# They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
 +
# Do my feet smell?
 +
# Rock, paper, FACE
 +
# I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
 +
# inner city air conditioning
 +
# What is your Pony Personality?
 +
# #satellite #navigation
 +
# The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
 +
# Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
 +
# moo!
 +
# Hat in the cat strike back!
 +
# ?????????????
 +
# The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
 +
# na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
 +
# quack quack, motherflipper
 +
# oh, is that godot? Finally...
 +
# is that a war walrus?
 +
# I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
 +
# My new haircut!
 +
# Now we play... the most dangerous game
 +
# I am infinite.  i am eternal.
 +
# He left me! :ccc
 +
# This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
 +
# Proof: loch ness monster.
 +
# She's got interesting taste in men.
 +
# Life on the moon.
 +
# New headcanon:
 +
# I forgot to turn the tap off lol
 +
# Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
 +
# My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
 +
# Job interview today.
 +
# All my selfies be like
 +
# Obama pardons Santa claus
 +
# My dad in the army
 +
# there is none of this left in the men's room #help
 +
# Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
 +
# A window into my soul
 +
# Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
 +
# The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
 +
# Is there really any point? FML
 +
# big data strikes back
 +
# He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
 +
# Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
 +
# Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
 +
# The rook is getting closer. Help me.
 +
# look at me, i'm from England!
 +
# the rest is darkness and decay
 +
# I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
 +
# The taste stays with you forever
 +
# devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
 +
# I knew I nailed it!
 +
# My Hobby: freaking people out
 +
# senpai noticed me! ^_^
 +
# Beyond Level 256...
 +
# This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
 +
# Are you kidding me?
 +
# I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
 +
# ...Freudian sense tingling...
 +
# got Peanut allergies #yolo #swag
 +
# the Uk space agency is making britain proud
 +
# It's the little things
 +
# this plot is odd.
 +
# My server cooling system.
 +
# WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
 +
# Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
 +
# i was told this came with a bowl of soup.
 +
# Is it really today, already?
 +
# Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
 +
# New Super Mario bros in real life!
 +
# 9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
 +
# "My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
 +
# Do I look fat in this photo?
 +
# my cat is sick
 +
# Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
 +
# Not as healthy as it looks
 +
# alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
 +
# for you
 +
# who sent me a bobcat?
 +
# cest ne pas un pipe
 +
# today's to do list
 +
# What do you see? I see a cat!
 +
# Oh, that's where I left them!
 +
# Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
 +
# Love is creepy
 +
# it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
 +
# The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
 +
# Angry sofa is angry.
 +
# sad cow is sad
 +
# Oh shit, not again.
 +
# How did I get here?
 +
# The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
 +
# The knids are hungry
 +
# Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
 +
# Would you like to play a game?
 +
# Dryads. that is all.
 +
# I got this in the mail today
 +
# No regrets on this new roofing material
 +
# Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
 +
# mmm...vegemite...
 +
# Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
 +
# Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
 +
# waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
 +
# whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
 +
# In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
 +
# Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
 +
# Another victim of 'got your nose!'
 +
# Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
 +
# Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
 +
# this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
 +
# i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
 +
# Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
 +
# A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
 +
# Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
 +
# For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
 +
# whiskers expecting a new friend :)
 +
# John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
 +
# do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
 +
# John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
 +
# Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
 +
# Does anyone know why it is doing this?
 +
# Jesus Wept
 +
# #DARE to #DREAM
 +
# I hate this channel
 +
# Weather's Crazy today
 +
# High Bro, five.
 +
# Bulls don't often sit like this!
 +
# Lack of cucumbers
 +
# Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
 +
# ... It's about ethics in games journalism.
 +
# Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
 +
# #HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
 +
# Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
 +
# the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
 +
# Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
 +
# I'm a Real Boy!
 +
# Need a Haircut
 +
# What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
 +
# Birds are less cute the closer they are.
 +
# George insisted there were better things to worry about, but I had a feeling this was important.
 +
# Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
 +
# As viewed on a Macintosh plus
 +
# #this_is_how_an_angel_dies
 +
# rofl
 +
# Alan?
 +
# pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
 +
# Exes, am I right?
 +
# My halloween costume
 +
# i've made a huge mistake
 +
# you know what they say about guys with big feet
 +
# PSA:  If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
 +
# introducing the yolo distribution
 +
# I have tasted many fish
 +
# I don't regret pressing the button
 +
# stay out of my house, santa
 +
# "Space duckin'" By led blimp
 +
# Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
 +
# Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
 +
# LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
 +
# Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
 +
# Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
 +
# Heres a pic of a wild catus, who just saw a balloon
 +
# How is this still a thing?
 +
# Gentlemen, fire up your emacs buffers
 +
# it's not what you think
 +
# Man or mouse? No need to decide!
 +
# bob ross has only become more powerful in death
 +
# cowabunga dude
 +
# ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
 +
# photobombed again
 +
# QWANTZ Fanfic
 +
# #parsnipandoldlace
 +
# My hobby: photography
 +
# i am wearing a bolo tie
 +
# DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
 +
# the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
 +
# I think this is the wrong python script
 +
# This caught my eye
 +
# This is symbolic.
 +
# oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
 +
# what if it's a ghost pepper?
 +
# actually, around here we itemize our taxes
 +
# Prius Love
 +
# The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
 +
# watching dune on shrooms
 +
# Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
 +
# Nutritionists hate this simple trick
 +
# Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
 +
# Down time
 +
# Help! HELP! I need an adult
 +
# how do i turn this off?
 +
# damned ninjas
 +
# is it midnight yet?
 +
# They're watching us.
 +
# HELP I'M just a pheasant
 +
# When I grow up I am *so* getting out of here
 +
# Initiate evasive maneuver!
 +
# how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
 +
# This is no cave
 +
# Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
 +
# yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
 +
# Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
 +
# curiosity fed the cat
 +
# Max gentleman
 +
# awkward! . . .
 +
# He's been there for three days
 +
# Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
 +
# As you can see It's windy out here
 +
# This is still what I had for breakfast
 +
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 +
# These aren't my sandwiches
 +
# Go purr yourself!
 +
# The last thing you see before you die
 +
# Man in the Moon slumming
 +
# Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
 +
# Does this look infected?
 +
# new drupal logo
 +
# DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
 +
# I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
 +
# i invented a thing
 +
# The signal came from this sector
 +
# I think i lost my dorsal fin
 +
# There is no way you can back up that claim. And that's okay.
 +
# As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
 +
# it's fun to do bad things
 +
# I wonder if it will be friends with me
 +
# always darekst before the dawn
 +
# when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
 +
# i'm being ironic
 +
# YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
 +
# i don't have time for this!
 +
# I'd tap that
 +
# picture of my boyfriend
 +
# still, i think it was a good idea
 +
# Do you have a lighter?
 +
# I woke up sleeping next to this. #yolo
 +
# #lolcats
 +
# What do you mean, don't talk about fight club?  That's just stupid.
 +
# Life outside the matrix
 +
# Ayyyy LMAO!
 +
# the oceans are made of sky tears
 +
# he is so cool
 +
# #rememberthetitans
 +
# Has science gone too far?
 +
# almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
 +
# If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
 +
# Flying fish had no affect on it
 +
# FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel.  watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
 +
# Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
 +
# has anyone seen my force field generator?
 +
# Nom nom nom
 +
# Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
 +
# Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
 +
# This squirrel really knows how to cook
 +
# hello you're on car talk
 +
# Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
 +
# Finally, new tires
 +
# Big Bird, An orwellian Short
 +
# only 90 kids will remember this.
 +
# Solo Thumbwar
 +
# Just hangin' around
 +
# Is there a bee on my nose?
 +
# I can can hear satellites crying in my teeth
 +
# SOmething went wrong while shaving...
 +
# Before his untimely death.
 +
# Look man, it's never gonna happen
 +
# Massive orgy reaches climax
 +
# terminal velocity is a myth
 +
# I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
 +
# Guys, I Found a Unicorn!
 +
# Hoping this makes it past customs
 +
# Waiting on hold with the insurance company
 +
# Open wide!
 +
# THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
 +
# Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
 +
# This will make sense if you look at it upside down
 +
# How's My new haircut?
 +
# I mistook myself for a bird
 +
# CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
 +
# new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
 +
# ...monsters from the id...
 +
# gone fishing
 +
# we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
 +
# my euler circuit is alive!
 +
# I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
 +
# #blessed
 +
# Wake up, sheeple.
 +
# And so the hunt begins!
 +
# good old troubleshootin'
 +
# Tamper-Proof
 +
# And the least of the five evils is....
 +
# This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
 +
# To avoid going bankrupt, Polaroid activates its subliminal message feature on old photographs to try to get more buyers,
 +
# My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
 +
# elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
 +
# kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
 +
# 1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
 +
# well, the keys are definitely lost....
 +
# I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
 +
# smile for the camera!
 +
# Philae lander found!
 +
# THis is a love/hate poem.
 +
# The Prodigy is in town!
 +
# 🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
 +
# #teamplayer
 +
# Dude Did you know you could smoke almost anything?
 +
# did this exist as a microwave?
 +
# #Hashtag #ironicSelfie
 +
# what's a lens cap?
 +
# At least it stopped bleeding acid
 +
# Hey guys, watch this
 +
# Get that camera out of my face!
 +
# I blame lack of regulation
 +
# i'm really diggin' your shovel
 +
# Car tiddlywinks proves success
 +
# and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
 +
# Words, words, words
 +
# true culprit of global warming!
 +
# Too many potatoes, not enough butter
 +
# 20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
 +
# Dawn: The Final day
 +
# ...And then we decided it was time to leave
 +
# You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
 +
# I knew pi would lead to this
 +
# We fell upstairs and exploded.
 +
# this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
 +
# captcha: Enter picture description
 +
# Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
 +
# :-(
 +
# um no.
 +
# new member of the family
 +
# lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
 +
# I think we deserved it.
 +
# That makes me very angry...
 +
# 'Murica, hell yeah!
 +
# Yesterday was not good
 +
# drill baby drill!
 +
# All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
 +
# no matter where we go, its always cold
 +
# Catman
 +
# I've never felt so empty before
 +
# Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
 +
# First day at school
 +
# "The colour out of space" and black.
 +
# Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
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# #essentialsupplies
 +
# I am the creator.
 +
# In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
 +
# cuteness depleted after 20 pictures!! #ripoff
 +
# To weather the storm of outrageous fortune.
 +
# Works fine with a custom linux kernel
 +
# Take my money!
 +
# Ants close in on the tender eye-flesh
 +
# How much absinthe did you say was in this?
 +
# The hills are alive!
 +
# Can't stop recovery data,  My eyes hurt
 +
# Hey there cutie
 +
# fourier transforms are too hard!!
 +
# CERN proves existence of "the force"
 +
# i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
 +
# rock beats scissors
 +
# I'd take the stairs, but...
 +
# I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
 +
# another day on california public transportation
 +
# you're not as good at this as you think you are.
 +
# ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
 +
# Why can't I eat all this chicken?
 +
# Stalemate
 +
# Bonehenge
 +
# My girlfriend thinks I need to shave my beard.  Thoughts?
 +
# Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
 +
# the microsoft promised land
 +
# fond this creepy ass painting in my basement. how much do you guys think it's worth ?
 +
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
 +
# The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
 +
# I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
 +
# you are the jets beneath my wings
 +
# Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
 +
#  (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
 +
# Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
 +
# We look into each other's  eyes as we drive. it's to show our love.
 +
# Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
 +
# i hate
 +
# I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
 +
# Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
 +
# This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
 +
# this guy can't believe what i'm doing.
 +
# come at me, pro!
 +
# Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
 +
# This would be a great Emoji
 +
# We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
 +
# 2pm and i'm not drunk yet
 +
# they had no idea the damage they had done
 +
# transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
 +
# look what the doctors found in me!
 +
# OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
 +
# 5th of November went too far this year
 +
# My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
 +
# "AS the ancient Israelites broke Mana, we shall break frosted pastries"
 +
# I can jump that far!
 +
# Ugh, I hate how people take pictures instead of just enjoying the view.
 +
# Insert a turnip into the serial port.
 +
# conserve yours until the last possible second
 +
# Too many in line. I'll come back later.
 +
# Don't Press Turbo boost. Something tells me you should never press turbo boost.
 +
# the prophecy was true !
 +
# Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
 +
# It's Loch Ness Turtles all the way down.
 +
# Aesthetic.
 +
# solve all your problems with hemlock
 +
# this could be improved by laser technology
 +
# hey! check out larry's new aloe vera cream recipe! it works wonders on the skin and lips!
 +
# got to meet with charlie sheen
 +
# big black orb #shit #soyuzfail
 +
# i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
 +
# Hello earthlings
 +
# A land war in asia
 +
# Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
 +
# Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
 +
# #strangelyaroused
 +
# daylight savings time always throws me off
 +
# #beatingheartinabox
 +
# "Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
 +
# Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
 +
# new president misuses "literal", becomes a duck
 +
# Interns wanted: Must have 5TB+ of Storage Space.
 +
# I wish this was fake...
 +
# astonishing how xenia flew that plane
 +
# Roll of toilet paper reacts to US Deficit
 +
# cheese = life
 +
# SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
 +
# BUT WHERE DOES THE BLOOD GO?
 +
# can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
 +
# I wish they'd standardize the charger
 +
# found this at a novelty store
 +
# Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it is spiderpig!
 +
# The most diabolical teamup in history

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