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<div id="contentSub"><span class="mw-redirectedfrom">(Redirected from [[File:trollface.png|12px]])</span></div>
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i am a cow. moo. <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">[[User:SomeoneIGuess|someone, i guess]]<sup>([[User talk:SomeoneIGuess|talk i guess]]&#124;[[Special:Contributions/SomeoneIGuess|le edit list]])</sup></span>  16:16, 2 November 2023 (UTC)
 
i am a cow. moo. <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">[[User:SomeoneIGuess|someone, i guess]]<sup>([[User talk:SomeoneIGuess|talk i guess]]&#124;[[Special:Contributions/SomeoneIGuess|le edit list]])</sup></span>  16:16, 2 November 2023 (UTC)
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i think that you're awesome, nqh. i'm glad you and people like you exist.
  
i think that you're awesome, nqh. i'm glad you and people like you exist. [[User:108.162.242.105|108.162.242.105]] 18:15, 3 November 2023 (UTC)
 
 
<strong>SRIMP</strong> [[User:Certified_nqh|Me]]<sup>&#91;[[285: Wikipedian Protester|''citation needed'']]&#93;[[Category:Pages using the "citation needed" template]]</sup> 20:54, 3 November 2023 (UTC)
 
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weeeeeee! [[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]] ([[User talk:42.book.addict|talk]]) 18:55, 5 February 2024 (UTC)
 
 
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I'm a high school junior taking chemistry 1, trig/precalc, english 11, world history, survey of ag, programming 3, and media communications.
 
I'm a high school junior taking chemistry 1, trig/precalc, english 11, world history, survey of ag, programming 3, and media communications.
  
CST (UTC-6) is my time zone.
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CST (UTC-6) or CDT (UTC-5) is my time zone.
<br /><span style="background-color: #0000 !important; position: absolute; transform: translateY(-100%)">CDT (UTC-5)</span>
 
  
 
NQH stands for NotQuiteHadouken, which is what I changed it to after I got tired of people making jokes about my last username. NotQuiteHadouken is a Joel reference.
 
NQH stands for NotQuiteHadouken, which is what I changed it to after I got tired of people making jokes about my last username. NotQuiteHadouken is a Joel reference.
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[[File:nqh_sit_name.png|32x32px]] is my pfp on github specifically
 
[[File:nqh_sit_name.png|32x32px]] is my pfp on github specifically
  
My playlist is 206 songs.
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My playlist is at least 180 songs.
  
 
I don't like...
 
I don't like...
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* Soda is A&W cream soda.
 
* Soda is A&W cream soda.
  
* Mode of transportation is public transportation, second is walking. This will change.
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* Mode of transportation is walking, second is cycling. This will change.
  
* Mode of long-distance communication is Signal, second is Facebook Messenger.
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* Anime is JJBA.
 
 
* Circle of hell is wrath.
 
 
 
* Anime is JJBA, second is Parasyte.
 
  
 
The practical thing I am best at is coding. The impractical thing I am best at is sleeping.
 
The practical thing I am best at is coding. The impractical thing I am best at is sleeping.
  
I am 5'10". I think.
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I am 5'9". I think.
  
 
Cool things I own are...
 
Cool things I own are...
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* Two rectangular prisms with 3D laser engravings in them of flowers
 
* Two rectangular prisms with 3D laser engravings in them of flowers
  
There are 4 computers that I use regularly and 2 broken in my closet.
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I have 4 computers, 2 of which I use regularly and the other 2 are broken in my closet.
 
 
I have an HP Pavilion with a broken screen that has Arch Linux installed on it.
 
 
 
It is entirely capable of hosting a website, but cox routers suck ass and block all the necessary ports.  
 
  
 
I can read.
 
I can read.
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Languages I have tried to learn at some point are Russian, German, and Japanese.
 
Languages I have tried to learn at some point are Russian, German, and Japanese.
  
As far as I can remember, my IQ is 160-ish.
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As far as I can remember, my IQ is 152 in the US system and 142 in the EU system.
  
 
Scripts I can read are Latin, Cyrillic, Hindu-Arabic numerals, katakana, hiragana, and some kanji.
 
Scripts I can read are Latin, Cyrillic, Hindu-Arabic numerals, katakana, hiragana, and some kanji.
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== My code ==
 
== My code ==
  
I can code in C, C#, C++, yaml, xaml, html, lua, luau, python, brainfuck, lisp, and mindustry processor.
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I can code in C, C#, C++, yaml, lua, luau, python, brainfuck, and mindustry processor.
  
I mostly use C# along with YAML, XAML, and FTL, though.
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I mostly use C# along with YAML and FTL, though.
  
 
I do use luau at points (in life you have roblox).
 
I do use luau at points (in life you have roblox).
  
Anything related to scripting is done on Windows 10, because I abandoned Fedora.
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Anything related to scripting is done on Windows 10 because I am a purist asshole.
  
 
My HTML magic happens on chromebook between the hours of 9 pm and 1 am.
 
My HTML magic happens on chromebook between the hours of 9 pm and 1 am.
  
 
I'm busy learning HTML, CSS, and JS. I'm best at CSS.
 
I'm busy learning HTML, CSS, and JS. I'm best at CSS.
 
I am currently working on whatever I so damn please.
 
  
 
== XKCD ==
 
== XKCD ==
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I found out about explainxkcd because I googled something, this site popped up, and I wanted to look at it.
 
I found out about explainxkcd because I googled something, this site popped up, and I wanted to look at it.
 
Here's my signature: {{User:Certified_nqh/signature.css}}
 
  
 
[[User:Certified_nqh/sandbox|Here's my sandbox.]]
 
[[User:Certified_nqh/sandbox|Here's my sandbox.]]
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I've made {{#cscore:Certified_nqh|changes}} changes to {{#cscore:Certified_nqh|pages}} pages and have a score of {{#cscore:Certified_nqh|score}}.
 
I've made {{#cscore:Certified_nqh|changes}} changes to {{#cscore:Certified_nqh|pages}} pages and have a score of {{#cscore:Certified_nqh|score}}.
 
I was trying to show up on the top 50 before I realized I wasn't actually getting anything out of it and stopped.
 
 
Because numbers redirect to comics, you can just go into the URL of an xkcd comic, put "explain" before xkcd.com, and get to the explanation.
 
 
By the way, </noinclude><includeonly><b><i style="font-size:20px !important; color: #F00 !important; background-color: #000 !important; font-family: Courier !important;">Stop trying to embed my user page into shit.</i></b></includeonly><noinclude>
 
 
=== Times I have accidentally mistyped the site URL ===
 
 
Since you can just put "explain" before "xkcd" in any of the comics, I usually use that to go to the explanation for that comic.
 
 
Sometimes I don't look.
 
 
* xkcd.explaincom
 
 
* explonkxkcd.com
 
 
* exokaubxkcd.com
 
 
* explinxkcd.com (redirected to some weird URL that i closed immediately)
 
 
=== Templates I have made ===
 
 
{{tl|soup}} (not shown due to divs sucking)
 
 
{{tl|wikidata}} {{wikidata|2|Earth}}
 
 
{{tl|Actual Citation Needed}} {{Actual Citation Needed}}
 
  
 
== People who are pretty cool ==
 
== People who are pretty cool ==
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<ul style="list-style: circle;">
 
<ul style="list-style: circle;">
 
<li><span style="background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(left,#888,#CCC); color: blue !important;">Gradients are possible with spans?</span> </li>
 
<li><span style="background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(left,#888,#CCC); color: blue !important;">Gradients are possible with spans?</span> </li>
<li><div style="background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(left,#888,#CCC); color: red !important;">CSS is hard?</div>
 
 
<li>You can [https://patents.google.com/patent/US3689289A/en synthesise the flavor of chicken]? </li>
 
<li>You can [https://patents.google.com/patent/US3689289A/en synthesise the flavor of chicken]? </li>
 
<li>Most HTML tags work in wikimedia sites?</li>
 
<li>Most HTML tags work in wikimedia sites?</li>
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23:30, 21 October 2023 (CDT): I just loaded in this page and the "I am not an artist" image decided to have some graphics glitch where the top half broke and I thought the world was ending for some reason.
 
23:30, 21 October 2023 (CDT): I just loaded in this page and the "I am not an artist" image decided to have some graphics glitch where the top half broke and I thought the world was ending for some reason.
 
:20:58, 21 November 2023 (CST): Bit late, but the image has glitched twice so far.
 
  
 
18:17, 22 October 2023 (CDT): i own a flask
 
18:17, 22 October 2023 (CDT): i own a flask
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21:49, 23 October 2023 (CDT): my [https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/pull/21183 best work] happens when i use the github editor
 
21:49, 23 October 2023 (CDT): my [https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/pull/21183 best work] happens when i use the github editor
  
09:31, 24 October 2023 (CDT): i own a musket for home defense. <small>four ruffians break into my house "what the devil?" as i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle. <small>blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot, <small>draw my pistol on the second man, <small>miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. <small>i have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with <i style="font-weight:bold;">G R A P E  S H O T. TALLY HO LADS!</i><small> The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, <small>the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. <small>Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. <small>He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. </small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small><big>Just as the founding fathers intended.</big>
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09:31, 24 October 2023 (CDT): i own a musket for home defense. four ruffians break into my house "what the devil?" as i grab my powdered wig and kentucky rifle. blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot, draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog. i have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with <i style="font-weight:bold;">G R A P E  S H O T. TALLY HO LADS!</i> The grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
  
 
11:14, 24 October 2023 (CDT): [deleted]
 
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10:43, 2 November 2023 (CDT): i'm going to be putting these in my current time zone now.
 
10:43, 2 November 2023 (CDT): i'm going to be putting these in my current time zone now.
 
16:02, 3 November 2023 (CDT): <i style="color: #F00 !important; font-family: Times;">Muss es sein?</i>
 
 
06:30, 5 November 2023 (CST): DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
 
21:23, 5 November 2023 (CST): My ass just had to spend <i>thirteen and a half fucking hours</i> doing nothing because my stepmother dragged me along because she had to sing for something at church at 6 pm. I hate this. I hate this.
 
 
23:12, 5 November 2023 (CST): my chromebook's screen just had a strok
 
 
11:35, 6 November 2023 (CST): my english teacher is monologuing about MLA citations
 
 
00:00, 1 January 1970 (CST): editsection10 <!-- Epoch fail! ;) -->
 
 
11:29, 7 November 2023 (CST): <sup><i>[citation not needed]</i></sup>
 
 
08:08, 8 November 2023 (CST): starting on the 10th i ride with one of my friends to school
 
 
:22:01, 29 February 2024 (CST): i lied. apparently it isn't guaranteed
 
 
11:54, 8 November 2023 (CST): I WAS going to make a joke about "hey guys!! what should my thousandth edit be???" until I realized that I already had 1003 edits. Darn you, me.
 
 
10:25, 9 November 2023 (CST): Put <nowiki>*::after {content:" This element has been claimed by NQH.";font-size:2em;}</nowiki> into your common.css file. (do not actually)
 
 
15:22, 9 November 2023 (CST): I decided to look through the blocked users list and...I...<b><i>what the fuck is quickbooks???</i></b>
 
 
17:56, 9 November 2023 (CST): I have just discovered [[Special:MyPage/common.js|common.js]]. You will not see me for a while.
 
 
18:08, 9 November 2023 (CST): It doesn't work.
 
 
11:12, 10 November 2023 (CST): For some ungodly reason my English teacher uses ChromeOS on a windows laptop.
 
:indeed... why move away from Microsoft closed-source system to a Google/Alphabet closed-source one. Find an actual proper Linix distro, would be my advice. If anybody were to ask. Which nobody does. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.51|172.70.85.51]] 18:35, 10 November 2023 (UTC)
 
 
14:07, 10 November 2023 (CST): I made Pelvis Presley in kahoot.
 
 
08:00, 15 November 2023 (CST): I can't wait for Christmas because it means I don't have to listen to what the god damn bell is right now at my school.
 
 
:10:30 (7:55), 27 November 2023 (CST): Oh my god they changed it early.
 
 
14:55, 15 November 2023 (CST): Do you ever get so angry at someone you physically dash out of your chair and scream directly into their face?
 
 
10:29, 27 November 2023 (CST): Fortnite actually runs on my computer without lagging violently now. This is a miracle.
 
 
00:08, 28 November 2023 (CST): JETPACKS AND ROCKET LAUNCHERS AND HEAVY SNIPERS AND DRUM SHOTGUNS AND AIR STRIKES AND RIFT-TO-GOS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BLUEHLUGHEULGHUOBNGJHG
 
 
08:48, 6 December 2023 (CST): They ruined it.
 
 
10:13, 14 December 2023 (CST): I think my chromebook is dying.
 
 
11:37, 15 December 2023 (CST): i am exempt from every single semester test at my school oh boy oh yeah oh boy oh yeah oh boy oh yeah oh b
 
 
14:49, 8 January 2024 (CST): was i supposed to say happy new year
 
 
10:16, 26 February 2024 (CST): I clicked random and got a 500 internal server error. Thanks, Randall.
 
 
20:24, 30 April 2024 (CST): It has been more than one month since I last updated the log. XKCD still randomly decides it doesn't support https or just dies entirely. This is a recent issue. Oh lord.
 
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