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==Explanation==
 
==Explanation==
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[[Hairy]] and [[Cueball]] are sitting at a table with drinks. Hairy tells Cueball that he's learned some {{w|pickup artist}} tricks. Cueball is appalled, declaring that pickup artists are "dehumanizing creeps" (given Cueball's standard role in the comics, it's likely Cueball is expressing Randall's opinion here). Hairy argues that he's simply learning new tactics such as "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=negging negging]" (undercutting the target's self-esteem so that she'll feel vulnerable and crave approval), evidently oblivious to the fact that he's proving Cueball's point. Rejecting Cueball's advice to simply talk to women "like a fucking human being", Hairy sets off to try out the technique.
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[[Black Hat]] and [[Danish]] appear to be out on a date! [[Hairy]] wants to try some {{w|pickup artist}} tactics on Danish and chooses "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=negging negging]". However, as Danish is the "Michael Jordan" of making other people feel bad about themselves, his negging pales in comparison to hers.
  
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Meanwhile, [[Black Hat]] and [[Danish]] are sitting at another table. Black Hat, being a [[classhole]], leaves to roll a bowling ball through the restroom stalls to hit the feet of anyone there using them. In North America, public restrooms usually have a 1-foot (30 cm) gap between the floor and the bottom of the stall dividers. As people sit down to use a stall most of the time, their feet would be vulnerable to being hit in sequence. Perhaps Black Hat is going for a 'strike'. Hairy approaches Danish, while Cueball looks on and says "oh no" — seemingly recognizing Danish and anticipating the disaster Hairy is walking into, or perhaps simply not wanting Hairy to use his tricks on anyone.
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[[Randall]]'s message goes out clearly through [[Cueball]]: "Pickup artists are dehumanizing creeps who see relationships as adversarial and women as sex toys. Just talk to them like a fucking human being."
  
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Hairy makes an attempt at "negging" by suggesting that Danish's fruit plate reflects a need to lose weight. Danish, naturally being a master at psychological manipulation, immediately realizes his game, and crushes him utterly by taking [[440: Road Rage|another shot in the psychological dark]] — telling him that he's trapped in an endless cycle of failure because he's ultimately a mediocre person and will never do anything of value with his life. Demoralized, Hairy declares that he needs to go home and think about his life; Danish tells him, "It won't help.” (This may be a reference to the "deathsticks" scene in ''{{w|Star Wars: Attack of the Clones}}''.) Of course, once Black Hat discovers his shenanigans, Hairy might not have much more life to rethink.
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The pick up subject (and Hairy) returned in [[1178: Pickup Artists]].
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The title text refers to {{w|Michael Jordan}}, a very popular and accomplished {{w|basketball}} player who played for the {{w|Chicago Bulls}} and the {{w|Washington Wizards}}. His name is often used as a noun to denote that someone is the best in their field, which is later used in [[1120: Blurring the Line]].
 
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The pick up subject and Hairy returned in [[1178: Pickup Artists]], where he tries to improve his skills (which he must have felt he needed after this experience), by hanging out with other pickup artists, thus the plural version of the comic title. This comic is one of a small set of comics with the same or almost the same title as another comic (only plural form of artist the difference).
 
  
 
==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
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:Cueball: Just talk to them like a fucking human being.
 
:Cueball: Just talk to them like a fucking human being.
 
:Hairy: Nah, that's a sucker's game.
 
:Hairy: Nah, that's a sucker's game.
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:Hairy: Ok— wish me luck!
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:Ok- wish me luck!
  
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:[Small frame across top of panel reads ''Meanwhile...'' and Danish is sitting at a table with Black hat standing next to the table holding a bowling ball under his arm.]
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:''Meanwhile''
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:Black Hat: I'm going to the bathroom to roll a bowling ball down under the line of stalls.
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:[Black hat and Danish at a table. Black hat is standing up with a bowling ball under his arm.]
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:Black hat: I'm going to the bathroom to roll a bowling ball under the line of stalls.
 
:Danish: Cool.
 
:Danish: Cool.
  
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:[Hairy and Danish at a table. Hairy is standing up and leaning on the table.]
 
:[Hairy and Danish at a table. Hairy is standing up and leaning on the table.]
 
:Hairy: You look like you're on a diet. That's great!
 
:Hairy: You look like you're on a diet. That's great!
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:Hairy: How's the fruit plate?
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:How's the fruit plate?
  
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:[Close-up of Danish's head.]
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:[Close-up of Danish's head]
 
:Danish: Ooh- are we negging?
 
:Danish: Ooh- are we negging?
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:Danish: Let me try!
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:Let me try!
  
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:[Close-up of Danish's head, with her hand raised.]
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:[Close-up of Danish's head, with her hand raised]
 
:Danish: You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around.
 
:Danish: You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around.
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:Danish: But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you ''are''.
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:But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you ''are''.
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:Danish: The thing standing in the way of your dreams
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:The thing standing in the way of your dreams
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:Danish: is that the person having them is ''you''.
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:Is that the person having them is ''you''.
  
 
:[Hairy and Danish at a table. Hairy is standing up.]
 
:[Hairy and Danish at a table. Hairy is standing up.]
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Black Hat]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Black Hat]]
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[[Category:Comics featuring Danish]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Hairy]]
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[[Category:Comics featuring Danish]]
 
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[[Category:Comics featuring real people]]
 
 
[[Category:Romance]]
 
[[Category:Romance]]
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[[Category:Comics sharing name|Pickup Artist01]]
 

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