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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
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− | :[ | + | :[Headings to the left and above the 36 panels:] |
:<big><big>Every Major's Terrible</big></big> | :<big><big>Every Major's Terrible</big></big> | ||
:to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's | :to the tune of Gilbert & Sullivan's | ||
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:[To make it easier to read the lyrics, the lyrics text is double indented. If no one says the line it is just written after the description. Unless otherwise stated, the text is inside the frame of the panel above the drawing. If any other text is present it will be written after the lyrics.] | :[To make it easier to read the lyrics, the lyrics text is double indented. If no one says the line it is just written after the description. Unless otherwise stated, the text is inside the frame of the panel above the drawing. If any other text is present it will be written after the lyrics.] | ||
− | :[Panel 1: Cueball sitting with his chin on fist on a | + | :[Panel 1: Cueball sitting with his chin on fist on a gray rock. Next to him is a mathematical expression "2 + a picture of yellow glowing light bulb = picture of Cueball in sailboat on a blue sea".] |
::Philosophy's just math sans rigor, sense, and practicality | ::Philosophy's just math sans rigor, sense, and practicality | ||
:Expression: 2+[lightbulb]=[sailboat] | :Expression: 2+[lightbulb]=[sailboat] | ||
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::And chemistry's for stamp collectors high on methylacetate. | ::And chemistry's for stamp collectors high on methylacetate. | ||
− | :[Panel 5: Cueball holds up | + | :[Panel 5: Cueball holds up hands questioningly.] |
::Cueball: Why anyone who wants a job would study lit's a mystery | ::Cueball: Why anyone who wants a job would study lit's a mystery | ||
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::A BA in communications guarantees that you'll achieve | ::A BA in communications guarantees that you'll achieve | ||
− | :[Panel 8: The text is above this panels frame, which is only about two third of the other frames. In the frame is the same Cueball graduate | + | :[Panel 8: The text is above this panels frame, which is only about two third of the other frames. In the frame is again the same Cueball graduate. Only now he is emerged in blue water. A wicker basket flows to the left, where air bubbles escape from Cueball. To the right are two fish.] |
::A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave | ::A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave | ||
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:Frog: Ribbit | :Frog: Ribbit | ||
− | :[Panel 10: Megan indicating to the left a scruffy individual and an individual holding a chainsaw, and to the right | + | :[Panel 10: Megan indicating to the left a scruffy individual and an individual holding a chainsaw, and to the right another scruffy individual holding a chainsaw.] |
::Megan: And social psych is worse than either psych or sociology. | ::Megan: And social psych is worse than either psych or sociology. | ||
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::Virology will guarantee you'll never get a hug again. | ::Virology will guarantee you'll never get a hug again. | ||
− | :[Panel 17: Megan running at a PC on a brown table | + | :[Panel 17: Megan running at a PC on a brown table with a brown and black axe raised over her head.] |
::I.T. prepares you for a life of fighting with PCs nonstop. | ::I.T. prepares you for a life of fighting with PCs nonstop. | ||
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::Pratchett: "Geography's just physics slowed with trees on top." | ::Pratchett: "Geography's just physics slowed with trees on top." | ||
− | :[Panel 19: A man with black hair plays on brown bongo drums while | + | :[Panel 19: A man with black hair plays on brown bongo drums while a blond woman and Megan look in at him from left and right.] |
::Though physics seems to promise you a Richard Feynman-like career, | ::Though physics seems to promise you a Richard Feynman-like career, | ||
− | :[Panel 20: The text is above this panels frame, which is only about two third of the other frames. In the frame is screenshot of a wiki redirect page. Below the title is the normal text for such a page. This is unreadable though, although it is possible to imagine it is possible to read the first line which would say: ''From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia''. But not the other line which would be ''Redirect page''. Below this line is an arrow down to the page the redirect points to. This is written in blue | + | :[Panel 20: The text is above this panels frame, which is only about two third of the other frames. In the frame is screenshot of a wiki redirect page. Below the title is the normal text for such a page. This is unreadable though, although it is possible to imagine it is possible to read the first line which would say: ''From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia''. But not the other line which would be ''Redirect page''. Below this line is an arrow down to the page the redirect points to. This is written in blue letters.] |
::The wiki page for "Physics major" redirects to "Engineer." | ::The wiki page for "Physics major" redirects to "Engineer." | ||
:Wiki page: | :Wiki page: | ||
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::<font color="blue"> Engineer</font> | ::<font color="blue"> Engineer</font> | ||
− | :[Panel 21: Flowchart: a gray | + | :[Panel 21: Flowchart: a gray box with a sad face chains to a decision diamond reading simply "?"; the "yes" branch leads to a yellow happy-face box while the "no" branch loops back to the initial sad face.] |
::They say to study history or find yourself repeating it, | ::They say to study history or find yourself repeating it, | ||
:Flow chart: | :Flow chart: | ||
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::Yes | ::Yes | ||
− | :[Panel 22: The text is above this panels frame, which is only about two third of the other frames. In the frame is Hairbun as a teacher with boxy spectacles and a bun in front of a green chalkboard with three years in white | + | :[Panel 22: The text is above this panels frame, which is only about two third of the other frames. In the frame is Hairbun as a teacher with boxy spectacles and a bun in front of a green chalkboard with three years in white.] |
::But all that it prepares you for is forty years of teaching it. | ::But all that it prepares you for is forty years of teaching it. | ||
:Chalkboard: | :Chalkboard: | ||
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::Agronomy's a no-go; I'm a huge agorophobiac. | ::Agronomy's a no-go; I'm a huge agorophobiac. | ||
− | :[Panel 27: Cueball looking aghast at a green snake on the ground, both hands at his mouth and sweat jumping from his head. The snake | + | :[Panel 27: Cueball looking aghast at a green snake on the ground, both hands at his mouth and sweat jumping from his head. The snake also thinks about Cueball but in red and black.] |
::I'm too ophiophobic to consider herpetology, | ::I'm too ophiophobic to consider herpetology, | ||
:Snake: <font color="red"> ♥ </font>? | :Snake: <font color="red"> ♥ </font>? | ||
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::Cueball: By dubbing econ "dismal science" adherents exaggerate; | ::Cueball: By dubbing econ "dismal science" adherents exaggerate; | ||
− | :[Panel 34: Close-up on Cueball with | + | :[Panel 34: Close-up on Cueball with left arm up.] |
::Cueball: The "dismal"'s fine—it's "science" where they patently prevaricate. | ::Cueball: The "dismal"'s fine—it's "science" where they patently prevaricate. | ||
− | :[Panel 35: As panel 23 with Cueball at his adviser's desk once more though with both hands held out in front of him | + | :[Panel 35: As panel 23 with Cueball at his adviser's desk once more though with both hands held out in front of him.] |
::Cueball:In terms of choices, I'd say only Sophie's was comparable. | ::Cueball:In terms of choices, I'd say only Sophie's was comparable. | ||