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:If other star systems are listening in on our pop culture, given the speed-of-light delay, these are the jokes and catchphrases they just learned about and are currently repeating way too much:
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[There is a drawing of stars. Each star has a speech bubble.]
  
:[On a black background a map of star systems in relation to the Sun, which is roughly in the center, sending out radio waves is shown. Each star is a yellow circle of differing sizes, with a speech bubble (or more). The list is ordered from closest to furthest.]
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Caption: If other star systems are listening in on our pop culture, given the speed-of-light delay, these are the jokes and catchphrases they just learned about and are currently repeating way too much:
:Proxima Centauri: I'm on a boat!
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:Alpha Centauri A B: The cake is a lie! – ♪ Never gonna give you up ♫
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Castor: Yabba dabba doo!
:Luhman 16: I can haz?
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:Barnard's star: Leave Britney alone! – ♫ Chocolate Raaaiiin ♫
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Lambda Aurigae: You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?
:Wolf 359: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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:Lalande 21185: ♬ Numa numa ♪
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HR 1614: Where's the beef?
:Sirius: I still can't believe Bellatrix– – Dude, get over it.
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:Gliese 65:  INTERNETS!
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Capella: And now for something completely different.
:Epsilon Eridani: Ninjas fight all the time!
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:Procyon: ...God kills a kitten! – A what?
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Kappa Reticuli: Here's lookin' at you, kid.
:Epsilon Indi: You're the man now, dog!
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:Tau Ceti: All your base are belong to us.
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Kapteyn's Star: My spoon is too big!
:Luyten's Star: Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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:Kapteyn's star: My spoon is too big!
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Delta Trainguli: May the Force be with you
:Kruger 60: MORE COWBELL!
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:Gliese 1: Look at the tiny dancing Earth mammals!
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Luyten's Star: Peanut butter jelly time!
:Van Maanen's star: WASSSUUP!?!
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:Ad Leonis: Oh my God, they killed Kenny! – You bastards!
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Alpha Hydri: Rosebud.
:70 Ophiuchi: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. – What's a burger? – I don't know.
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:Altair: Mr. T ate my balls!
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AD Leonis: Oh my god, they killed Kenny! – You bastards!
:Sigma Draconis: Oh ... my ... gaawd.
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:Delta Pavonis: I want the truth. – You can't handle the truth!
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Pyocyon: ...God kills a kitten! – A what?
:Gliese 892: Hasta la vista, baby.
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:Xi Boötis: Did I do that?
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Sirius: I still can't believe Bellatrix– – Dude, get over it.
:HR 753: D'oh!
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:Beta Hydri: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.
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Espilon Eridani: Ninjas fight all the time!
:Vega: Resistance is futile.
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:Zeta Tucanae: Let's get ready to ruuumble!
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HR 753: D'oh!
:HR 1614: Where's the beef?
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:Groombridge 1830: I pity the fool!
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Beta Virginis: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
:Delta Trianguli: May the Force be with you.
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:Beta Virginis: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Tau Ceti: All your base are belong to us
:Arcturus: You talkin' to me ?
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:Beta Trianguli Australis: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Caph: Take me to your leader! – No, Steve.
:Lamda Aurigae: You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'
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:Capella: And now for something completely different.
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Wolf 359: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
:HD 211415: Live long and prosper. – Ok.
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:Alderamin: EXTERMINATE!
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Lalande 21185: ♬ Numa numa ♪
:51 Pegasi: Name's bond. James Bond.
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:Caph: Take me to your leader! – No, Steve.
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Luhman 16: I can haz?
:Kappa Reticuli: Here's lookin' at you, kid.
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:Alpha Hydri: Rosebud.
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Gliese 65: Internets!
:Gienah: Ehh, what's up doc?
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:Alpha Serpentis: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Gliese 1: Look at the tiny dancing Earth mammals!
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Van Maanen's Star: Wasssuup!?!
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Beta Hydri: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker.
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Groombridge 1830: I pity the fool!
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Alpha Centauri A/B: The cake is a lie!
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Alpha Centauri A/B: ♪ Never gonna give you up ♫
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Proxima Centauri: I'm on a boat!
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Barnard's Star: ♫ Chocolate Raaaiiin ♫
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Barnard's Star: Leave Britney alone!
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Espilon Indi: You're the man now, dog!
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Kruger 60: More cowbell!!!
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Gliese 892: Hasta la vista, baby.
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Zeta Tucanae: Let's get ready to ruuumble!
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Arcturus: You talkin' to me?
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Boötis: Did I do that?
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70 Ophiuchi: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger. – What's a burger? – I don't know.
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Ross 154: Badger badger badger badger
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HD 211415: Live long and prosper. – OK.
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51 Pegasi: Name's Bond. James Bond.
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Alpha Serpentis: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Altair: Mr. T ate my balls!
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Delta Pavonis: I want the truth. You can't handle the truth!
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Beta Trianguli Australis: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
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Vega: Resistance is futile.
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Sigma Draconis: Oh... My... Gaawd
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Gienah: Ehh, what's up, Doc?
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Alderamin: EXTERMINATE!
  
 
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